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[Narufan85]

Oh man, I missed like 40 pages. I did see a crap-tactic song list for the movie that must not be named. Not gonna see it!!!

[rinali24]

 

Kishimoto's butt, where he pulled Chapter 699-700.

 ROFL

[Raito]

Honestly just stop with the NS theories. Kishi has ruined it in 699 and 700, a movie will not fix that. 

 

The sooner you accept that this is the ending, the better you'll be. They will show us interactions between Naruto and Sakura in the movie but it wont feel the same. 

Edited by Raito, 09 November 2014 - 05:39 AM.

[ALEX SENJU]

Honestly  just stop withe NS theories. Kishi has ruined it in 699 and 700, a movie will not fix that. 

 

The sooner you accept that this is the ending, the better you'll be. They will show us interactions between Naruto and Sakura in the movie but it wont feel the same. 

now we know why there is always a big gap between naruto and sakura in the movie clips my god it seems really awkward. I always thought if they dont become canon they would still be friends but this implies otherwise sadly. 

Edited by ALEX SENJU, 09 November 2014 - 05:41 AM.

[Tsuki Hoshino]

Better then leaving it on the streets. You could throw it in a volcano. Just saying.

So basically you want me to go here
 
And do this:
 
.....

Can I get a group of volunteers and a hot elf to accompany me?
 



 

Edited by Tsuki Hoshino, 09 November 2014 - 05:43 AM.

[rinali24]

Honestly just stop with the NS theories. Kishi has ruined it in 699 and 700, a movie will not fix that. 

 

The sooner you accept that this is the ending, the better you'll be. They will show us interactions between Naruto and Sakura in the movie but it wont feel the same. 

 

To be honest, I kind of feel the same way. It just won't be the same. Even if there's NS interactions in the movie, it just doesn't feel right after seeing the mess that's chapters 699-700. 

[Tsuki Hoshino]

Honestly just stop with the NS theories. Kishi has ruined it in 699 and 700, a movie will not fix that. 

 

The sooner you accept that this is the ending, the better you'll be. They will show us interactions between Naruto and Sakura in the movie but it wont feel the same. 

Is it really necessary for you to keep asking people to do this? because the fact is they AREN'T going to let it go.

 

 

.....

Can I get a group of volunteers and a hot elf to accompany me?
 



 

OMG  LOL...THAT LAST GIF IS SO WRONG... how did i not notice?! 

Edited by Tsuki Hoshino, 09 November 2014 - 05:44 AM.

[Cherryblossoms]

GUYS GUYS GUYS! I just got hold of the plot-summary for The Last: Naruto Movie, guys! Here it is (I'll spoiler-tag it, though!)

SUPER SECRET PLOT INFO

-After the war, Konoha decides out of no where to heavily industrialise their city, albeit keeping part of the village traditionally-built because reasons. This goes on for the whole hour or so of the film. With this, the ninjas also gain access to great technology, again in only an hour.
-A secret princess from a secret kingdom that has never before been mentioned in this series and never will again appears, pleading for help. She explains she's going to be secretly kidnapped by a secret villain who also wants to secretly destroy the world of ninjas with the not-so-secret Moon. The Moon and the princess are completely unrelated; the guy's just a pervert as well as a megalomaniac.
-The village agrees to help her, because why not; not as if they're building a huge industrial society in the span of an hour or needing to clean up after some kind of huge war or something.
-Everyone realises that Hinata looks like the princess, most likely because of inbreeding (quite popular in blood-line clans), so they decide to switch the two.
-Hinata gives Naruto a scarf she knitted from red yarn. He accepts it because obviously when you're fighting someone in close combat like ninjas, you'll definitely want something to be tied around your neck so someone might grab it and choke you.
-Hinata gets kidnapped because she sucks at fighting or is just generally as useful as a second coat of paint. THIS IS THE PLOT TWIST OF THE MOVIE.
-Naruto goes into bad-ass mode for no reason; he usually would go this way for anyone (literally anyone; he did this for a princess/priestess a few movies back as well as probably for some other background characters, so why not Hinata?). Kishimoto and the writing staff intervene to make this more him developing romantic feelings for her. Why? Here, I'll explain in this very senten-
-EXPLANATION OVER. Naruto defeats the evil ninja by probably killing him or not killing him and he just ending up dead over his own hubris. Pick your choice, it's going to probably suck.
-Hinata gets the courage from Sakura to declare her love for Naruto, not noticing strange bruises on her wrists or other parts of her body. When she asks how Sasuke's doing, she pretty much goes quiet.
-Hinata and Naruto get together, and at this point barf-bags will be handed out to the audience; for the DVD sales, barf-bags will be pre-folded into the DVD case for the home-audience's single-use ("No one's going to watch this stinker more than once anyways.", in a margin-note from Masashi Kishimoto)
-The movie ends, explaining nothing correctly with the concurrent canon and basically shafting 15 years of manga-writing, pissing off countless people and probably dooming a franchise.
-???
-PROFIT.

this movie is going to be a hit

[DeathGodMack]

Honestly just stop with the NS theories. Kishi has ruined it in 699 and 700, a movie will not fix that. 

 

The sooner you accept that this is the ending, the better you'll be. They will show us interactions between Naruto and Sakura in the movie but it wont feel the same. 

The sooner you leave here, AND STOP TELLING PEOPLE TO GIVE UP. We will be happy.

[Gaara's hair]

So basically you want me to go here
 
And do this:
 
.....

Can I get a group of volunteers and a hot elf to accompany me?
 



 

Do as you will and remember...it's worth the hassle.

[Raito]

now we know why there is always a big gap between naruto and sakura in the movie clips my god it seems really awkward. I always thought if they dont become canon they would still be friends but this implies otherwise sadly. 

Since Naruto gave up, gonna be sad to see him just calling her "Sakura". 

[Tsuki Hoshino]

The sooner you leave here, AND STOP TELLING PEOPLE TO GIVE UP. We will be happy.

I don't even care whether 699-700 was canon or otherwise...but I am bothered by people constantly trying to make others give up any and all hope as well. 

[luffyq1]

Honestly just stop with the NS theories.

[Gaara's hair]

Telling people to stop will only make them want to do it more. And anyways they ain't stopping so oh well

[Tsuki Hoshino]

Do as you will and remember...it's worth the hassle.

DON'T QUOTE THAT ANYMORE...that last gif made me snort water. 

[MangaReader]

GUYS GUYS GUYS! I just got hold of the plot-summary for The Last: Naruto Movie, guys! Here it is (I'll spoiler-tag it, though!)

SUPER SECRET PLOT INFO

-After the war, Konoha decides out of no where to heavily industrialise their city, albeit keeping part of the village traditionally-built because reasons. This goes on for the whole hour or so of the film. With this, the ninjas also gain access to great technology, again in only an hour.
-A secret princess from a secret kingdom that has never before been mentioned in this series and never will again appears, pleading for help. She explains she's going to be secretly kidnapped by a secret villain who also wants to secretly destroy the world of ninjas with the not-so-secret Moon. The Moon and the princess are completely unrelated; the guy's just a pervert as well as a megalomaniac.
-The village agrees to help her, because why not; not as if they're building a huge industrial society in the span of an hour or needing to clean up after some kind of huge war or something.
-Everyone realises that Hinata looks like the princess, most likely because of inbreeding (quite popular in blood-line clans), so they decide to switch the two.
-Hinata gives Naruto a scarf she knitted from red yarn. He accepts it because obviously when you're fighting someone in close combat like ninjas, you'll definitely want something to be tied around your neck so someone might grab it and choke you.
-Hinata gets kidnapped because she sucks at fighting or is just generally as useful as a second coat of paint. THIS IS THE PLOT TWIST OF THE MOVIE.
-Naruto goes into bad-ass mode for no reason; he usually would go this way for anyone (literally anyone; he did this for a princess/priestess a few movies back as well as probably for some other background characters, so why not Hinata?). Kishimoto and the writing staff intervene to make this more him developing romantic feelings for her. Why? Here, I'll explain in this very senten-
-EXPLANATION OVER. Naruto defeats the evil ninja by probably killing him or not killing him and he just ending up dead over his own hubris. Pick your choice, it's going to probably suck.
-Hinata gets the courage from Sakura to declare her love for Naruto, not noticing strange bruises on her wrists or other parts of her body. When she asks how Sasuke's doing, she pretty much goes quiet.
-Hinata and Naruto get together, and at this point barf-bags will be handed out to the audience; for the DVD sales, barf-bags will be pre-folded into the DVD case for the home-audience's single-use ("No one's going to watch this stinker more than once anyways.", in a margin-note from Masashi Kishimoto)
-The movie ends, explaining nothing correctly with the concurrent canon and basically shafting 15 years of manga-writing, pissing off countless people and probably dooming a franchise.
-???
-PROFIT.

This movie is gonna make billions after having the budget of a potato chip, a penny, and a used napkin

[ultranx]

okay if this does turn out to be the real naruto ending and nh is happening in the movie, I'm okay with it because I'll just ignore this happened because all it is is a cash cow bland ending and it will just prove how naruto the series ended up being turned from an amazing series to an moronic cash cow, unless it ends up being a good cash cow and thwy make 2 series with 2 different endings to please the fans or the chapter and leaks turn out to be fake, either way I'm not gonna worry about it right now

Edited by ultranx, 09 November 2014 - 05:50 AM.

[kai1100]

I watched the first FMA anime and liked it. I'll check out the manga and Brotherhood.

 
Berserk is the best.

If I read Fairy Tail, will I get sucked into painful shipping wars?

lol or watch or read dragon ball atleast with that it was goku is with chi chi,vegeta is will bulma got a problem with it? to bad.

[Khaleesi]

Honestly just stop with the NS theories. Kishi has ruined it in 699 and 700, a movie will not fix that. 

 

The sooner you accept that this is the ending, the better you'll be. They will show us interactions between Naruto and Sakura in the movie but it wont feel the same. 

Stop doing this. Let the people have their own ideas, it's their own kittening life. You are not doing it for their well being and nobody needs that. It's their deal and you have nothing to do with that.

[Gaara's hair]

So basically you want me to go here
 
And do this:
 
.....

Can I get a group of volunteers and a hot elf to accompany me?
 



 

WHAT?