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[ALEX SENJU]

So has this happen before? I never knew raw chapters can be linked before Japan release.

lol we always get the chapter early

[Luna]

You guys are talking about the wrong things.
Question is why did Ino and Sai let their child die?
He literally looks like Edo Tensai

[Khaleesi]

It feels like Naruto and Sakura became Romeo and Juliet now. Hinata is Rosalind while Sasuke is that one guy Romeo kills...forgot his name.
NaruSaku: the one couple I ship who are married to different people.

wat

Rosalind is Romeo's "first love". And, literally, hasn't even showed because it was a crush that inmediatelly disappeared after seeing Juliet's face, lmao.

Romeo and Juliet's  "romance" is the most dramatic, idiotic and teen thing I've read, tbh. Not that the writing is bad, but that people idealize the whole thing as if were "real" love o.O

They were like 14 and commited suicide. 

 

http://mickibuddy.tu...omeo-and-juliet

 

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

ROMEO: im so sad

ROMEO: ill never be happy

ROMEO: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH

ROMEO: WHO DAT

ROMEO: SHE GOT DA BOOTY

ROMEO: imma dance with her

ROMEO: *dancin wit teh juliet*

JULIET: dafuq are you

ROMEO: shh *kiss*

JULIET: :oo

*party over*

ROMEO: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE

ROMEO: LADY

ROMEO: HEY LADY

JULIET: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU

ROMEO: yeah its me hey wanna get married

JULIET: dont you think its too soon

ROMEO: idk

JULIET: brb

ROMEO: k

JULIET: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW

ROMEO: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS

*next day*

ROME AND JULI: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:

FRIAR: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY

ROMEO: yeh

FRIAR: ok fine ur married

ROME AND JULI: yaaaay

*some time later*

TYBALT: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO

MERCUTIO: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that

TYBALT: shut up mercutio *stab*

MERCUTIO: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*

ROMEO: hnnn

TYBALT: ....

romeo HNNN

TYBALT: ...

ROMEO: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*

TYBALT: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*

PRINCE: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting

ROMEO: i sorry

PRINCE: no ur banished

ROMEO: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME

ROMEO: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*

FRIAR: no i have plan just go to mantua ok

ROMEO: k *leaves*

JULIET: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF

FRIAR: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together

JULIET: ok

JULIET: *goes home and drinks potion*

NURSE: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

LADY CAPULET: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people

NURSE: k

JULIET: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*

ROMEO'S SERVANT: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA

ROMEO'S SERVANT: JULIET'S DEAD

ROMEO: WHAT

ROMEO: WHAaaAaaaT

ROMEO: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING

ROMEO: *buys potion*

ROMEO: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*

ROMEO: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead

ROMEO: but im sure she is

ROMEO: *kiss juliet*

ROMEO: *drinks poison*

ROMEO: he ded

JULIET: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ

JULIET: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME

JULIET: HE DED

JULIET: *grabs sword and stabs herself*

oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough

FRIAR: *comes in cell*

FRIAR: uh oh

PRINCE: WHAT DIS

CAPULET: WHAT DIS

LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS

MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS

CAPULET: *strokes montagues face* brother

Edited by theunburnt, 09 November 2014 - 03:58 AM.

[Derock]

 

50 Shades of Greyjutsu?

 

No. This series is entering soap-opera territory. No, no, no!!!

 

And balancing it out, I have to add comedy...

[Hiyuusha]

guys; Sasuke has a lady in every village.

[Liu bie]

 

Tbh, it may not happen. But Kishi might not even know wth is happening in his own manga either. Sakura is distant from Sasuke (in a literal sense) and Naruto is distant from his family. None of these couples are really couples. I mean in a literal sense they are, but not in an emotional sense.

Have you seen a divorce in a shonen or even a break up? probably that happen in shoujo.

Edited by Liu bie, 09 November 2014 - 03:57 AM.

[Aizen-Sama]

And still no one knows what became of Orochimaru... poorly done and rushed ending.

[Askia31]

"How can you become Hokage and watch over the village if you can't even take care of your own family?"

Was that an actual quote in the  manga?

[ALEX SENJU]

guys; Sasuke has a lady in every village.

dont forget the ones he has in between the villages 

[BecauseYouLetRinDie]

 
"That I like alot"
 
Why Kishi!?  Why introduce this in the first place with how things ended!?

To show that friendzoned guys never get the girl, and its best to just 'move on'. :)))))

[rocci]

 
Tbh, it may not happen. But Kishi might not even know wth is happening in his own manga either. Sakura is distant from Sasuke (in a literal sense) and Naruto is distant from his family. None of these couples are really couples. I mean in a literal sense they are, but not in an emotional sense.

They are happy couple because kishi said so
This is not high level romance manga. It will more interesting if naruto and sakura have an affair and they have a son with sakura hair. Sasuke will thought that would be his son lol. Nah impossible, not gonna happen.
This is not that kind of manga.

[Raito]

Guys, i doubt they'd be divorced. 

[MangaReader]

Was that an actual quote in the  manga?

Yup, Sasuke asked why he's not working on his own dreams way back when the had their first encounter after the time skip

[ALEX SENJU]

And still no one knows what became of Orochimaru... poorly done and rushed ending.

There was so many loose ends and unanswered questions that its ridiculous. There is no point in trying to make sense of it, its just a giant F you from kishi

[Shadow1275]

Guy's I found the solution:

 

[Kamina-Yoshi]

Guy's I found the solution:

 

 

"Why don't you do it yourself, then?"
"If you can do something, never do it for free."

[Luna]

There was so many loose ends and unanswered questions that its ridiculous. There is no point in trying to make sense of it, its just a giant F you from kishi

Orochuimaru's anaconda don't want none unless he got buns

Edited by Luna, 09 November 2014 - 04:02 AM.

[Swagkura]

wat
Rosalind is Romeo's "first love". And, literally, hasn't even showed because it was a crush that inmediatelly disappeared after seeing Juliet's face, lmao.
Romeo and Juliet's  "romance" is the most dramatic, idiotic and teen thing I've read, tbh. Not that the writing is bad, but that people idealize the whole thing as if were "real" love o.O
They were like 14 and commited suicide. 
 
http://mickibuddy.tu...omeo-and-juliet
 

Summary of Romeo and Juliet



ROMEO: im so sad




ROMEO: ill never be happy




ROMEO: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH




ROMEO: WHO DAT




ROMEO: SHE GOT DA BOOTY




ROMEO: imma dance with her




ROMEO: *dancin wit teh juliet*




JULIET: dafuq are you




ROMEO: shh *kiss*




JULIET: :oo




*party over*




ROMEO: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE




ROMEO: LADY




ROMEO: HEY LADY




JULIET: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU




ROMEO: yeah its me hey wanna get married




JULIET: dont you think its too soon




ROMEO: idk




JULIET: brb




ROMEO: k




JULIET: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW




ROMEO: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS




*next day*




ROME AND JULI: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:




FRIAR: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY




ROMEO: yeh




FRIAR: ok fine ur married




ROME AND JULI: yaaaay




*some time later*




TYBALT: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO




MERCUTIO: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that




TYBALT: shut up mercutio *stab*




MERCUTIO: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*




ROMEO: hnnn




TYBALT: ....




romeo HNNN




TYBALT: ...




ROMEO: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*




TYBALT: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*




PRINCE: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting




ROMEO: i sorry




PRINCE: no ur banished




ROMEO: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME




ROMEO: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*




FRIAR: no i have plan just go to mantua ok




ROMEO: k *leaves*




JULIET: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF




FRIAR: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together




JULIET: ok




JULIET: *goes home and drinks potion*




NURSE: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD




LADY CAPULET: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people




NURSE: k




JULIET: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*




ROMEO'S SERVANT: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA




ROMEO'S SERVANT: JULIET'S DEAD




ROMEO: WHAT




ROMEO: WHAaaAaaaT




ROMEO: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING




ROMEO: *buys potion*




ROMEO: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*




ROMEO: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead




ROMEO: but im sure she is




ROMEO: *kiss juliet*




ROMEO: *drinks poison*




ROMEO: he ded




JULIET: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ




JULIET: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME




JULIET: HE DED




JULIET: *grabs sword and stabs herself*




oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough




FRIAR: *comes in cell*




FRIAR: uh oh




PRINCE: WHAT DIS




CAPULET: WHAT DIS




LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS




MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS




CAPULET: *strokes montagues face* brother

The fact that they got married on like the 2nd day they met, and the fact that they had sex right after that at their ages completely invalidated the romance for me. I don't think anything could compare to that.

[applesauceful]

Have you seen a divorce in a shonen or even a break up? probably that happen in shoujo.

 

Nope, but have you seen an ending like this?

 

The point is, it's Kishi's final chapter. It doesn't matter what magazine it's published in, none of that matters tbh. This final chapter is so ridiculous, so inconsistent, so riddled with references and hints, it's so open to interpretation. Doesn't matter who's right or wrong, Kishi's final chapter is so unbelievably ridiculous that literally anything is possible. Anything.

 

EDIT: Not saying that it's what's intended. I'm saying it's open to interpretation because there are so many loose ends. So I can interpret it in one way, which sure, is impossible for this type of manga, but it doesn't matter because this is Kishi's final chapter in this story. So anyone can come up with anything and it can't be disproven because this is it as far as Kishi goes. (As for Part 3... pfft, don't even care about it)

Edited by applesauceful, 09 November 2014 - 04:05 AM.

[Gaara's hair]

And still no one knows what became of Orochimaru... poorly done and rushed ending.

He'll be shown dying as he helps them rescue hinata in the last.