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[Insurrection]

Brady to Welker...Welker!

WES WELKER! 99 yards! TD!

BRADY 511 Yards 4 TDs

Leatherbacks up 127-114!

Edited by Insurrection, 13 September 2011 - 02:13 AM.

[True]

@$!# YOU Miami......

[Insurrection]

Raiders and Broncos have started, the final stretch of Week 1 has begun! A big game by the Broncos and Nee-sama might....no...Nah.



We have a Final!

Leatherbacks 134.75 Thundercats 116.80

Edited by Insurrection, 13 September 2011 - 02:44 AM.

[Nick Soapdish]

Raiders and Broncos have started, the final stretch of Week 1 has begun! A big game by the Broncos and Nee-sama might....no...Nah.



We have a Final!

Leatherbacks 134.75 Thundercats 116.80

*does victory dance*

"C'mon, son. Act like you've been there before."

"But I haven't!" *resumes dancing, breaks foot*

*shakes head sadly*

As Miami was driving (when they failed to get it on 4th and 1), I was sure that Marshall would get the TD and I'd wind up with the Kicked award. (I think that I'd rather call it the Lucy Van Pelt Trophy or something.) And I was consoling myself that it was huge progress to just get considered for an award for losing a game close. But man, that game by Brady was insane.

[Mik3]

@$!# YOU Miami......

Rodgers screws Nee Sama,now Brady screws you? Oh lawd, is there no loyalty???


But don't feel bad. I actually drafted two of my former first round picks (Fitz and Deangelo) and they have not done diddly poo


Edit: And with week 1 official over and done with, I have approved the trade between Nick and roninmedia. Joe Flacco for Fred Jackson straight up.

Edited by Mik3, 13 September 2011 - 03:44 AM.

[Nee-sama]

For some reason getting screwed by Rodgers isn't so bad... But Denver can go jump off a very tall mountain.

[Insurrection]

Edit: And with week 1 official over and done with, I have approved the trade between Nick and roninmedia. Joe Flacco for Fred Jackson straight up.

Ronin got the better of that deal by A LOT.

My God there's a penalty on every play in this Denver game. Awful.

Edited by Insurrection, 13 September 2011 - 04:04 AM.

[Nee-sama]

Damn it Kyle WTF was that!?

[Insurrection]

WHAT DA FUDGE!?!

Janikowski made a 63 YARD FIELD GOAL!!! to end the HALF!!! WHAT!?!

Nate your kicker has put up double digits!

Edited by Insurrection, 13 September 2011 - 04:08 AM.

[Zatren6]

Man, on the night that my boy Henne throws for 416 yards and two scores, runs for 60 for another score...Tom Brady has to go and steal the spotlight.

THEN, when I go to pick up Chad Henne, I find that Ronin already claimed him...TWO MINUTES BEFORE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

[Insurrection]

Man, on the night that my boy Henne throws for 416 yards and two scores, runs for 60 for another score...Tom Brady has to go and steal the spotlight.

THEN, when I go to pick up Chad Henne, I find that Ronin already claimed him...TWO MINUTES BEFORE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

MUST. STOP. MCFADDEN!!!

Edited by Insurrection, 13 September 2011 - 04:16 AM.

[Insurrection]

We have a Final!

Leatherbacks 134.75 Thundercats 116.80
Kicked in the Vick 78.55 The Golden Thumbs 113.35

Edited by Insurrection, 13 September 2011 - 04:23 AM.

[Nate River]

WHAT DA FUDGE!?!

Janikowski made a 63 YARD FIELD GOAL!!! to end the HALF!!! WHAT!?!

Nate your kicker has put up double digits!

I'm losing by close to 60. I wish I could be excited. At least someone showed up......

I hope he shames the whole team by outscoring everyone else. One more FG and he'll be my highest scorer. Pitiful.

[Zatren6]

MUST. STOP. MCFADDEN!!!

28 MORE YARDS PLEASE

[Zatren6]

And if McFadden had gone INCHES more on that run to the one yard line, I would have won. Then they take him out of the game, and he runs one more time in the rest of the fourth quarter, for 3 yards. UGHHHHHH

EDIT: Also, Davone Bess was down inches from the goal line too, and it was initially ruled a TD and overturned. Ugh.

Edited by Zatren6, 13 September 2011 - 05:54 AM.

[Insurrection]

OH YEAH!!! LIVE TO DIE ANOTHER DAY!!! If I would've left Gronkowski in there like I should've then it wouldn't have been such a nail biter, but now I get to play the video again!



REAVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAUSE THEY SCARE NATHAN FILLION!!!!

WEEK ONE FINALS

Reavers! 105.75
Zatties 103.3

Kicked in the Vick 78.55
The Golden Thumbs 113.35

Gama Warriors 91.9
All We Do Is Lose 96.5

Leatherbacks 134.75
Thundercats 116.80

Sam Adams Patriots 70.95
The Wulfpack 112.75

Sparky McRandomsons 107.1
Tokyo Raiders 102.05

Stay tuned for Jw0lf and the postgame....

I said STAY TUNED FOR. JW0LF. AND. THE. POSTGAME.

Edited by Insurrection, 13 September 2011 - 06:01 AM.

[Illmatic]

[Nick Soapdish]

Ronin got the better of that deal by A LOT.

My God there's a penalty on every play in this Denver game. Awful.

I also thought that it was a better deal for him, but I'd be playing Brady every week except for his bye (assuming no injuries *knocks on wood*) so I'll be getting the back that I should've taken in the 6th round and still be getting more points each week. I figured that I'd have a few weeks to pick between Henne and McCoy as my back-up. Flacco's game had me wondering a bit and then Henne played too well to remain a free agent, but I only have Colt for one week and should be ok. As long as Brady scores 45 points on all the other weeks.

[Jwolf0]

Hey, I need some sleep & coffee time!

Week One Quick Recap

Bros before Shiancoes Kicked in the Vick (Mik3) 78.55
The Golden Thumbs (Rick) 113.35

-If Pittsburgh hadn't crapped the bed, the Commish's score would be about where it was projected. I'm not gonna lay that on the D entirely though - when your offense turns it over threeve times, there's only so much you can do. However, very nice start for Matt Stafford. He carved up a Bucs secondary that I thought would play better.

Gama Warriors (Nee-sama) 91.90
All we do is lose (Illmatic) 96.50

-Kenny Britt is ridiculous. After I thought Aaron Rodgers had broken Nee-sama's heart by going off against her, the Titans WR did what he could to rescue her team short of bringing her tickets to that thing you love which ARE NOW DIAMONDS. All that was needed was 15 points out of Brandon Lloyd and Knowshown Moreno. They can do that, right?

Right?

...huh.

Leatherbacks (Nick Soapdish) 134.75
Ellicott Thundercats (True) 116.80

-Continuing the theme of QBs driving the spike into their former owners' hearts.... Does Tom Brady just flip a switch when he feels like it? "What? Brees threw for 400? Cam Newton did too?! This cannot stand, I must show these plebians who the true master of all he surveys is!" Ridiculous. True's team did what they could, but all must bow before the might that is Mr. Gisele Bundchen. At least this week, maybe he'll get bored and play normally just to toy with us mere mortals for a bit.

Sam Adams Patriots (Nate River) 70.95
The Wulfpack (Burning_Wulf) 112.75

-As promised, here is the prolonged laughing at Nate's expense. Seriously though, I really don't know what happened there. It seemed like almost everyone had too many Sam Adams and took the week off. The Wulfpack had a couple of standouts (lolPittsburgh), but this matchup went south in a hurry. For good or ill, my streak of always being wrong on Nate's picks continues. Sorry, dood.
But that 63-yarder Janikowski nailed to be your leading scorer was pretty sweet.

Zatties! (Zatren6) 103.30
Reavers! (Insurrection) 105.75

-I think it's safe to say that Z will not be sending Champ Bailey get well flowers any time soon, as the Denver cornerback injured his hamstring making a TD-saving tackle on Run-DMC and prevented Zatties! from claiming an opening week win. The boom/bust point outcome on Insurrection's team held up this week, but it's not a fun thing to see as a manager I tell ya.

Sparky McRandomsons (Jwolf0) 107.10
Tokyo Raiders (roninmedia) 102.05

-Just so you know, that LeSean McCoy Kool-aid tastes awful good. Also, I would consider making a T-shirt that reads "I survived RomoDERP 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011." Thoughts?

I can make light of Romo's miscue because HOLYCRAPBUFFALO.


Week One "Winner" of the 'Kick to the Groin' Award: Zatren6. Champ Bailey can't be here to hand it to you personally, so Nee-sama will give you one of the eleventy billion she has on her mantle. She won't mind, honest.

[Nate River]

As promised, here is the prolonged laughing at Nate's expense. Seriously though, I really don't know what happened there. It seemed like almost everyone had too many Sam Adams and took the week off. The Wulfpack had a couple of standouts (lolPittsburgh), but this matchup went south in a hurry. For good or ill, my streak of always being wrong on Nate's picks continues. Sorry, dood.
But that 63-yarder Janikowski nailed to be your leading scorer was pretty sweet.

Virtually everything that could go wrong did go wrong. I'm amazed at 70 points considering how the RB trio did this week.

To be fair my recievers and TE performed close (if a little under) to expectations with Moss overperforming and Manningham under. It was my vaunted RB set that really crapped the bed. My top three (auto)picks combined for fewer points than A.J. Green who caught one pass.

About the only good I can take from it is San Fran is a run first offense. Gore will get lots of touches, but it remains to be seen if he can do anything with them.

Serisouly, Greene is available. I'm looking primarily at RB and QB (and would consider WR if its the right one), preferably QB. I'd consider parting with Gore too, if the price is right.

I hope your streak continues because I play True next week and after this I can't imagine you picking me.