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#62621 AzureWaters

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:43 PM

I watched the movie. It was terrible.

First of all I found it extremely difficult to keep up. The scenes changed so fast, especially in the beginning of the film. Sakura is completely placed in a cupid role for the entire thing. 90 % pushing Naruto towards Hinata and 10 % wistfully thinking about Sasuke. The romantic moments between Naruto and Hinata were full of cheese and very forced. They had no chemistry. Looked like it came from a disney film. Toneri (Mr. Steal yo girl), showed up at random times and there was no real reason for him being in the film besides to make Naruto jealous. He put Hinata in a golden cage and controlled her at the end of it. retcons everywhere. Hinata somehow practicing to confess even though she already did in the manga. She didn't seem overly concerned about her sister Hanabi either. Sai and Sakura rescue her while NH has a moment.

The flashy animation tries to distract you from the actual content, but it didn't work for me. The 1 second scenes were distracting and the cheese was overbearing. I'm genuine when I say that if this were a NaruSaku film with the same concept, I would find it poor quality as well.

Best line in the movie: "Is she going to knit forever?" - Naruto.



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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:44 PM

The only good thing about this movie is how ridiculously hot Sakura is.

Too bad they kittened her character up.

& naruto's too.

...oh. & naruto is kittening ugly.

Like a post I saw on tumblr: naruto's hair...please someone, put some holy water on that kitten.

God bless.

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:45 PM

good, looks like the movie has been leaked.


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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:45 PM

SP

 

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#62625 NarutoUzumaki01

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:45 PM

 

I hope ten years from now Kishi says in a interview thst he regrets Making NH canon.

And... what it makes differense?



#62626 六道仙人

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:45 PM

BAWAWAHAHAHA, apparently Kurama's handwriting was so big that the people from Konoha could see it :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

http://yaiqu.tumblr....aruto-the-movie

EDIT: Never mind, they probably used some sort of telescope. But it's still stupid.

 

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Edited by 六道仙人, 26 January 2015 - 04:46 PM.

は天才バスケットマン桜木花道。

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:45 PM

I think that line is from Naruto.



That is a little less confusing if this is the case.

But my point is that if the rivalry thing is real and Sakura doesnt take any offense to it. Its no big deal. Narusaku was never real or that deep so theres no reason for this scene.

The explanation for the parting scene undermines the need for one.

This is the conversation

Sakura: Remeber when you didnt really like me but you thought you did once

Naruto: Well that fake emotion i had doesnt exist anymore

Sakura: its fine because unlike guys girls love is hard to get over.

#62628 NarutoUzumaki01

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:46 PM

BAWAWAHAHAHA, apparently Kurama's handwriting was so big that the people from Konoha could see it :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

http://yaiqu.tumblr....aruto-the-movie

EDIT: Never mind, they probably used some sort of telescope. But it's still stupid.

It's sad, really sad, character that has 2nd place in whole universe - isn't even there, Sasuke was cut off  :lmao:



#62629 NaruSaku fan in Kentucky

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:46 PM

I wouldn't watch this movie even if Christopher Walken voices Teneri.

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:46 PM


 
 
True story GUUURL! Don't you see them huffing and puffing making us something good, enjoyable, logic and worthy of being the last installment of Naruto???  :fu:  :zaru:
See the dedication, the handwork and the respect for the characters!!!!
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LMFAOOOOOOO

SP can suck my ass. :zaru:

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:47 PM

I watched the movie. It was terrible.

First of all I found it extremely difficult to keep up. The scenes changed so fast, especially in the beginning of the film. Sakura is completely placed in a cupid role for the entire thing. 90 % pushing Naruto towards Hinata and 10 % wistfully thinking about Sasuke. The romantic moments between Naruto and Hinata were full of cheese and very forced. They had no chemistry. Looked like it came from a disney film. Toneri (Mr. Steal yo girl), showed up at random times and there was no real reason for him being in the film besides to make Naruto jealous. He put Hinata in a golden cage and controlled her at the end of it. retcons everywhere. Hinata somehow practicing to confess even though she already did in the manga. She didn't seem overly concerned about her sister Hanabi either. Sai and Sakura rescue her while NH has a moment.

The flashy animation tries to distract you from the actual content, but it didn't work for me. The 1 second scenes were distracting and the cheese was overbearing. I'm genuine when I say that if this were a NaruSaku film with the same concept, I would find it poor quality as well.

Best line in the movie: "Is she going to knit forever?" - Naruto.

kitten! Ran out of likes.

You have the link for me to watch? I need to finish the fight!

#62632 Newkidontheblock

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:47 PM

Ask them directly, you would like to hear what what say about who are you, what are you, and why you wrong.


I'm sorry, I mean you no disrespect, I don't really understand what you just said. Could you please clarify?

#62633 Gaara's hair

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:47 PM

BAWAWAHAHAHA, apparently Kurama's handwriting was so big that the people from Konoha could see it :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

http://yaiqu.tumblr....aruto-the-movie

EDIT: Never mind, they probably used some sort of telescope. But it's still stupid.

WHat is that machine :argh: The technology...



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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:48 PM

I watched the movie. It was terrible.
First of all I found it extremely difficult to keep up. The scenes changed so fast, especially in the beginning of the film. Sakura is completely placed in a cupid role for the entire thing. 90 % pushing Naruto towards Hinata and 10 % wistfully thinking about Sasuke. The romantic moments between Naruto and Hinata were full of cheese and very forced. They had no chemistry. Looked like it came from a disney film. Toneri (Mr. Steal yo girl), showed up at random times and there was no real reason for him being in the film besides to make Naruto jealous. He put Hinata in a golden cage and controlled her at the end of it. retcons everywhere. Hinata somehow practicing to confess even though she already did in the manga. She didn't seem overly concerned about her sister Hanabi either. Sai and Sakura rescue her while NH has a moment.
The flashy animation tries to distract you from the actual content, but it didn't work for me. The 1 second scenes were distracting and the cheese was overbearing. I'm genuine when I say that if this were a NaruSaku film with the same concept, I would find it poor quality as well.
Best line in the movie: "Is she going to knit forever?" - Naruto.

Naruto actually said that? LMAO :lmao:
Since she's still knitting it by the end of the movie, guess he was right after all :chuckle:
Do you have a link?
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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:48 PM

LOL That cheeseball ending. "THE EARTH IS SAVED!" -cue inspirational music-  Until the next kittening crisis :zaru:


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#62636 NarutoUzumaki01

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:48 PM

I watched the movie. It was terrible.

First of all I found it extremely difficult to keep up. The scenes changed so fast, especially in the beginning of the film. Sakura is completely placed in a cupid role for the entire thing. 90 % pushing Naruto towards Hinata and 10 % wistfully thinking about Sasuke. The romantic moments between Naruto and Hinata were full of cheese and very forced. They had no chemistry. Looked like it came from a disney film. Toneri (Mr. Steal yo girl), showed up at random times and there was no real reason for him being in the film besides to make Naruto jealous. He put Hinata in a golden cage and controlled her at the end of it. retcons everywhere. Hinata somehow practicing to confess even though she already did in the manga. She didn't seem overly concerned about her sister Hanabi either. Sai and Sakura rescue her while NH has a moment.

The flashy animation tries to distract you from the actual content, but it didn't work for me. The 1 second scenes were distracting and the cheese was overbearing. I'm genuine when I say that if this were a NaruSaku film with the same concept, I would find it poor quality as well.

Best line in the movie: "Is she going to knit forever?" - Naruto.

:lmao:

You made my day.



#62637 Lady Lys

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:48 PM

LMFAOOOOOOO

SP can suck my ass. :zaru:

My ass is too cool, awesome and amazing for them to even come near me.  -_-

And yours is too. You're too cool for them to suck your ass, hun.  -_-  -_-  -_-  -_-


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#62638 Michi

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:49 PM

BAWAWAHAHAHA, apparently Kurama's handwriting was so big that the people from Konoha could see it :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
http://yaiqu.tumblr....aruto-the-movie
EDIT: Never mind, they probably used some sort of telescope. But it's still stupid.


#kurama's scene was cute

LOL at that hashtag. :lmao:

More like #this movie sucks major ass & nothing makes sense cause kitten logic

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:49 PM

I watched the movie. It was terrible.

First of all I found it extremely difficult to keep up. The scenes changed so fast, especially in the beginning of the film. Sakura is completely placed in a cupid role for the entire thing. 90 % pushing Naruto towards Hinata and 10 % wistfully thinking about Sasuke. The romantic moments between Naruto and Hinata were full of cheese and very forced. They had no chemistry. Looked like it came from a disney film. Toneri (Mr. Steal yo girl), showed up at random times and there was no real reason for him being in the film besides to make Naruto jealous. He put Hinata in a golden cage and controlled her at the end of it. retcons everywhere. Hinata somehow practicing to confess even though she already did in the manga. She didn't seem overly concerned about her sister Hanabi either. Sai and Sakura rescue her while NH has a moment.

The flashy animation tries to distract you from the actual content, but it didn't work for me. The 1 second scenes were distracting and the cheese was overbearing. I'm genuine when I say that if this were a NaruSaku film with the same concept, I would find it poor quality as well.

Best line in the movie: "Is she going to knit forever?" - Naruto.

Is that the real you, Naruto?


G . I . N . T . A . M .A

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:49 PM

I watched the movie. It was terrible.

First of all I found it extremely difficult to keep up. The scenes changed so fast, especially in the beginning of the film. Sakura is completely placed in a cupid role for the entire thing. 90 % pushing Naruto towards Hinata and 10 % wistfully thinking about Sasuke. The romantic moments between Naruto and Hinata were full of cheese and very forced. They had no chemistry. Looked like it came from a disney film. Toneri (Mr. Steal yo girl), showed up at random times and there was no real reason for him being in the film besides to make Naruto jealous. He put Hinata in a golden cage and controlled her at the end of it. retcons everywhere. Hinata somehow practicing to confess even though she already did in the manga. She didn't seem overly concerned about her sister Hanabi either. Sai and Sakura rescue her while NH has a moment.

The flashy animation tries to distract you from the actual content, but it didn't work for me. The 1 second scenes were distracting and the cheese was overbearing. I'm genuine when I say that if this were a NaruSaku film with the same concept, I would find it poor quality as well.

Best line in the movie: "Is she going to knit forever?" - Naruto.


Guy on tumblr came at me the other day fighting me and asking how is sakura reduced to pairing fodder?

Smh





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