
The Last theory: Collection of Info & co.
#62521
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:45 PM
G . I . N . T . A . M .A
#62522
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:45 PM
I am going to take a completely different interpretation of that from canon (Ever seen a married person/or a someone in a relationship who secretley liked someone and ends up trying really hard to hook up the person they like with someone else)
What? You wanna think of this movie, like this?
#62523
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:45 PM
*Whips out Fortnum & Mason's tea* Let's do this properly then. Do bring the milk please, man from the Land of Eng, yours is so much better than the one we have in Italy. I believe I have some shortbread.
Let's laugh at the stupidity of this movie.
WHEN ONE STARTS TO BELIEVE THIS MOVIE COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE.
(future Hinata has short hair....HAHAHAHAHAH....so pathetic!)
But, of course, my dear lady. As it is as you have requested, so shall it be done. Shortbread will be perfect - the ideal treat for consumption whilst observing the demise of fools *sinister chuckle*
Plus: Byakugan Princess? Saviour of humanity? Important character!?

#62524
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:46 PM
That scene where Hinata is addressed by Hamura truly shows that this manga was never about Naruto. It was always about Hinata. Like wtf is she doing standing in front of someone on his level? I'm supposed to buy that some worthless side character is all of a sudden on the same standing as the brother of the Sage of the Six paths?
I should have never picked up this detestable excuse of a story. The ending and the movie does nothing but insult us at every turn.
Edited by AHK, 26 January 2015 - 03:46 PM.
"I am the One-Eyed King."
#62525
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:46 PM
The whole rivalry argument is such a patchwork solution. It solves the immediate problem, but ends up creating ten more in the process.
Oh but forgive me. NS was obviously just there to mislead us. NH and SS have been planned from the very beginning. That's why we need a movie as well as books and extra chapter pages to explain how the kitten they even got together.
Then there's the fact that Naruto is now a womanizing scumbag, Sakura is a shallow fangirl and Sasuke...I don't even know where to start. He abandoned Team Taka, he gave up on his ambition, he somehow decided to marry a woman that he has never been shown to care about as anything more than a team mate or a sister. Oh yeah and he has also left the village...again...after Naruto spent how many years trying to bring him back.
Cohesive ending...Yeah right...
How would it do that? By showing them how their pairing can only work if everyone acts totally OOC? What would be the point of this? Unless Kishi pulls another "shocking end" on us I don't see how this will make a difference.
Yeah. All of team 7 comes out of this looking like absolute scum, not just Naruto. I wonder if that was Kishi's intent or he even realizes what he made them look like. The rivalry moment makes Sakura and Naruto both look terrible. And does Sakura's comment about her feelings not changing so easily confirm Naruto's accusation that the confession was a lie, or do I have some memory problems?
Oh I definetely agree with you there. It doesn't even feel like Naruto anymore. The clothes, the aesthetic, the mood. Everything seems so off compared to the rest of the series. It's like a bad AU fanfic.
I very much doubt that this is a joke. I think it's 100% serious. However if it is a joke, then when do we get the punchline?
Yup. These are new characters, not the ones we came to love.
#62526
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:47 PM
How that infamous oilment scene happened
Ofcouse, no kitten, Hinata could do it, it's not like Sakura is medic...
#62527
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:50 PM
How that infamous oilment scene happened
HINATA! PLEASE HELP ME!! MY BACK IS SO FULL OF PAIN. HEAL ME WITH YOUR TINY AND WET HANDS!!
(naruto's version for Hinata's hands in contrast to that famous sentence of hers "Nardo-kun's hand is so big and strong")
@lys
I WON'T DO THAT. NEVER. WORD OF A BIASED TRANSLATOR
Edited by 六道仙人, 26 January 2015 - 03:52 PM.
俺は天才バスケットマン桜木花道。
"I'm the Basketball genius, Hanamichi Sakuragi"
#62528
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:52 PM
#62529
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:54 PM
#62530
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:54 PM
How that infamous oilment scene happened
Wait... Kage Bunshin is not an option?
I guess he really belived in ramen-type-love
#62531
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:54 PM
Lol this really is like the Shion movie with RTN skeleton. Looll.. dear God.
I know I'm probably late in asking this, but I have to know. I read somewhere that in an interview kishi said that the naruhina ending was studio pierrot's idea. If you don't mind, can some please confirm or deny the existence of said interview, cause I'm having trouble understanding an animation studio dictating the source materials endgame pairing
yup, he said he wasn't devoted to write nh's love story and that the movie was sp's idea.
Edited by Chatte, 26 January 2015 - 03:55 PM.
#62532
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:55 PM
What? You wanna think of this movie, like this?
I am not going to go out of my way to think of the movie at all of I dont have too.
But if I had to like if I was writing fanfic based on canon this is how i would intepret the scene.
#62533
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:55 PM
But, of course, my dear lady. As it is as you have requested, so shall it be done. Shortbread will be perfect - the ideal treat for consumption whilst observing the demise of fools *sinister chuckle*
Plus: Byakugan Princess? Saviour of humanity? Important character!?
Thanks so very much, kind sir! Uhhh!! Glass bottle! It's even better! *pours milk*
Now, how can we amuse ourselves with this pernicious little movie? Shall we comment on the 'Saviour of Humanity'? Or should we concentrate on the 'Princess' title? *cackles*
- L'inguaribile ottimismo di un dodo.
Hungry for glory - AS Roma 1927
But they were all of them deceived, for another canon was made. In the land of Japan, in the fires of Studio Pierrot, the dark Lord Kishimoto forged in secret a master canon, to control all others, and into this canon, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One canon to rule them all.
#62534
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:56 PM
Lol this really is like the Shion movie with RTN skeleton. Looll.. dear God.
shion was much better. even a boobed cockroeach is better than byakugan-hime of this kitten.
俺は天才バスケットマン桜木花道。
"I'm the Basketball genius, Hanamichi Sakuragi"
#62535
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:56 PM
Can Kurama not heal him
#62536
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:56 PM
I know I'm probably late in asking this, but I have to know. I read somewhere that in an interview kishi said that the naruhina ending was studio pierrot's idea. If you don't mind, can some please confirm or deny the existence of said interview, cause I'm having trouble understanding an animation studio dictating the source materials endgame pairing
Movie's idea was from SP.
Lol this really is like the Shion movie with RTN skeleton. Looll.. dear God.
No, just no! Shion at least kicked some asses in her movie
#62537
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:56 PM
A clip from the movie. It contains the Intro, the scene in which Naruto was "protecting" Hinata, and the academy scene:
EDIT: Not gonna lie, that shadow clone was hilarious.
Edited by trang95, 26 January 2015 - 03:57 PM.
G . I . N . T . A . M .A
#62538
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:57 PM
HINATA! PLEASE HELP ME!! MY BACK IS SO FULL OF PAIN. HEAL ME WITH YOUR TINY AND WET HANDS!!
(naruto's version for Hinata's hands in contrast to that famous sentence of hers "Nardo-kun's hand is so big and strong")
@lys
I WON'T DO THAT. NEVER. WORD OF A BIASED TRANSLATOR
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Psh! Promesse da marinaio eh? LO FARAI!
tiny and wet hand is soooooo disturbing...
- L'inguaribile ottimismo di un dodo.
Hungry for glory - AS Roma 1927
But they were all of them deceived, for another canon was made. In the land of Japan, in the fires of Studio Pierrot, the dark Lord Kishimoto forged in secret a master canon, to control all others, and into this canon, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One canon to rule them all.
#62539
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:57 PM
@Luckchi7: Hope you're gonna survive this blasphemous movie.
G . I . N . T . A . M .A
#62540
Posted 26 January 2015 - 03:58 PM
I was honestly going to give this movie a chance too, ugh. I thought that maybe it'd be similar to the third shippuden movie (awesome movie btw) and not completely revolve around Hinata, but pshh, LOL. What a kittening joke. Byakugan Princess? Ohhh remember that Team 7 cover with that castle? Maybe Hinata was in there
"You are Hamura"...? I can't take this crap anymore!!!
There is absolutely no way that anyone can justify what happened in this movie as canon. It completely contradicts with it, so why should I count it as canon?
Literally this movie just goes to show that the final chapters and movie are too ridiculous to be considered canon. While members of other fandoms will swallow this garbage without an ounce of pride, I won't. I'll just leave it to my favorite authors on ff.net to create real canon, as Kishi has shown that his writing ability is subpar and his care for his story is even less.
"I am the One-Eyed King."
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