here's how it's gonna go down:
(you'll read part 3 and think you'll automatically hate it)
(realize how similar boat and salad's relationship is compared with narusasku)
(start shipping boat and salad)
(forgives kishi's past actions because of the new narusaku reincarnated ship)
(praise part 3 because of the ships)
(boat and salad don't become canon)
(instead boat and himawari become canon because how similar they are to naruhina)
(goes back to hating kishi again)
(part 4 gets announced)
(rinse and repeat all over again)
the end
That seems like a fate worse than hell...