
The NaruSaku Rant Thread
#601
Guest_Aethos_*
Posted 09 December 2004 - 02:53 AM
You know what makes me sick? Fanfics where Naruto brings Sasuke back and everyone including Sakura hates him for hurting their precious Uchiha. I mean really what's up with that? You'd think Sakura would have APPRECIATE Naruto bringing back Sasuke.
#602
Posted 10 December 2004 - 03:05 PM

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Posted 10 December 2004 - 03:30 PM

#604
Posted 10 December 2004 - 03:50 PM
Umm i guess im way too late to say this but i remenber when ppl asked why Naruto would like Sakura? they say something like blah blah Sakura is pretty and that's all but i just saw chapter 3 in the manga and it shows why Naruto likes Sakura ummm it's because she wants to be acknowledge by Sasuke and Naruto wants it too. I guess that they forgot to reread the early chapter

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#605
Posted 10 December 2004 - 07:35 PM

Now, I was just looking through Episode 109/Chapter 181. It's the perfect funeral for SasuSaku.

First off. Sakura asks Sasuke if he remembers the first time they were alone. That was the same day they got teamed up. Which means that they do not share any history we have yet to see. They NEVER knew each other before they became teammates. Which is funny considering that Sakura allegedly had a crush on him a few years before they became genin.
Second. Sakura says that Sasuke has always been quiet to her, always pushed her away and spurned her efforts to get closer to him. In fact, I believe that the only time she could have felt closer to him was... the henge Sasuke. She still doesn't know (as far as we can see) that it was really Naruto.
So... Naruto's Henge could possibly be the ONLY moment Sakura could have possibly felt like she had glimpsed the real Sasuke. That glimpse made her fall deeper for him, thinking that he was really the perfect guy for her deep down while he actually wasn't. The real Sasuke got mad at Sakura after she insulted Naruto, so it's quite possible that she has been trying hard to make up for her mistake.
So, Sakura knows Sasuke does not return her feelings.
Thirdly. Sasuke only thinks of Team 7 as a whole. The only memories that tug at him are of him, Sakura, Naruto and Kakashi TOGETHER. He doesn't feel anything for Sakura asides from comradeship/friendship. He even rejected Sakura after she declared her feelings.
Fourth. Contrary to what some SasuSakus claim, Sakura did NOT make any promises. She was just pleading with Sasuke. She did not promise to wait for him, be there for him or whatever. She said she would do anything IF Sasuke stayed. He didn't.
Fifth. When Sasuke walked on after hearing Sakura's declaration. That's rejection - he chose power over her. He had the choice between the Sound and her, and he chose the Sound. Therefore, he rejected Sakura. It's really that simple. Also, as he walked on, Sakura did NOT try to go with him. Instead, she threatened to scream out for the guards. This proves that she was really doing anything she could to get Sasuke to STAY, away from Orochimaru. Sasuke only knocked her out because he wanted to get away without any ANBU on his tail. He knew she wouldn't follow him, which is one reason he simply walked on at first.
Put 109/181 and 110/183 together, and you see a massive shift in Sakura's thoughts. She had big realisations about both boys.
I think that the reason Tsunade hasn't already sent out any ANBU is because Konoha is short on shinobi. After all, Team Shikamaru was all she could spare. It's already too late to send them out now because Sasuke is safely tucked up in the Sound Village, and to try to kill/capture him from there while Konoha is still weak would be suicide.
I'm 100% with Ash on her post.

Hell, Naruto didn't even tell Sakura he saved her from Gaara. I highly doubt he's told her about any of his heroics and good deeds. The only one he's really talked to about his adventures is Iruka!
You know, I liked Tsunade's smile at Chapter 236.

Aethos, I hate those fanfics as well.

#606
Posted 10 December 2004 - 10:44 PM
#607
Posted 10 December 2004 - 11:10 PM

He could even grow a ponytail like Jiraiya (but smoother looking). I don't think he'll have Yondaime sideburn things because Yondaime already had them when he was a kid, and I'm sure Kishi would want to make sure that no-one confused Naruto and Yondaime in the manga.
Then maybe the fangirls will FINALLY include Naruto in their Sakura triangles.

I'm thinking he will be quieter as well - he'll still be loud but know when to keep quiet! He's already shown a few signs of maturing during the series, and I see that continuing.
Naruto's going to look good, and Sasuke will likely look quite pale and a bit evil.

#608
Posted 10 December 2004 - 11:57 PM
I've been feeling the un-NaruSaku love recently. Thanks for rekindling my fighting spirit! BOOYA!
I agree with everyone that Sasuke is gonna get it when he comes back (I believe Naruto will keep his promise to Sakura no matter what). I think he'd be put on trial and maybe given a probationary sentence at best.
Those stupid fangirls! Naruto is sooooo much better looking than Sasuke! *huggles Naruto* He's so cute! How can Sakura resist him!? :3
#609
Guest_Aethos_*
Posted 11 December 2004 - 01:23 AM
Fangirls don't include Naruto in their Sakura love triangles because they think he's ugly and they probably give Hinata to Naruto because they think she's ugly as well.
That's probably why they like S***S*** and N***H*** so much because it goes with their High School cliques and everything that a boy who isn't Sasuke isn't allowed to be with a girl like Sakura.
#610
Posted 11 December 2004 - 04:45 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
#611
Posted 11 December 2004 - 10:38 AM


ARG! *rips out hair* I'm having the most difficult time with my fic! There's this one bit of dialogue I just cannot get! I've rewritten it 5 times now and I still can't get it! It's Chapter 22, and it's the most NaruSaku chapter yet and I can't figure ouot the cutest scene! ARGs! I'm at the point where I'm considering posting it here for advice! >.< My brain hurts. I'm so confused. Someone tell me what I should do...
#612
Posted 11 December 2004 - 10:49 AM
It's because they think those two are the most handsome genins.
#613
Posted 11 December 2004 - 11:34 AM


I agree with your points, guys. So many of the pairings are done because of clich?s elsewhere. Such as the jock/cheerleader thing you once talked about, Aethos.
Kishimoto is a good storyteller, so I'm sure we can trust him to write a great plot.

I saw Mel-chan's (occasionalutopia) post at NarutoForums - she has a great point in that a SakuNaruHina triangle might not be possible unless Hinata loses some of her shyness.
Sori, post the fic at the Fiction Press!


Well, damn. I already have to go to work! I wish I could post more... See you guys later.

#614
Posted 11 December 2004 - 02:58 PM
#615
Posted 11 December 2004 - 03:08 PM

I really hope 238 was just 1/3 of what actually happened with goodbyes. I really liked that Kishi did a nice little let's-see-what-all-the-genins-are-up-to thing, but it did seem sort of ... hanging. Meh maybe when grown-up Naruto comes back to Konoha he'll intersperse farewell flashbacks of Naruto with his important people (Sakura, Kakashi, Iruka, maybe Tsunade) with scenes where he is welcomed by the very same people again. Nice contrast effect and all that. Or he could do the farewell flashbacks as Naruto and Jiraiya are on the way back to Konoha to build anticipation. Now that I look at the possibilities, if it does unfold either of those ways the reintroduction impact would prolly be greater rather than say, complete farewells in 238 which would have been a tad conventional. But if I'm totally off and only Iruka said a proper farewell Smiter-kun will be the first to have a fit



Oh stars, I just had a look at the Will Naruto go for Sakura or Hinata thread at NF and ... can anyone say Eye Bleed no Jutsu?
Some choice words:
Naruto come back. Hinata babe. Sakura grow Lolo Ferrari boobies. Sakura save Sasuke. Dunno why but Naruto sure Sakura only loff t3h Sasuke, but still l@@ky Sakura's toot-toots coz nice. But Naruto still choose Hinata, duno why.
And some words of wisdom from Freud Jr. himself, who wrote this in response to some poster who likes NaruSaku (words in italics are mine):
i personally have a similar personality to naruto
as loud, pranks when i was little
passionate about life etc
and i drole over girls as shy as hinata
it's the north pole/ south pole thing that attracts you <-- because your watertight social psych experiment with an absolutely unbiased and efficient sample of 1 found that without a doubt, the opposites attract theory > the similar people stay together theory, because the other exhaustive psychological literature which prove otherwise are crap.
i really've want naruto to go for hinata
though it's a pitty that hinata already likes naruto
since i know personalities like naruto want to be the "chaser" more
not to be chased.. <-- OMG, shy people liking aggressive people first is so wrong!11!!
Relationship genius then posts this right after his/her post above (because the "edit" button serves no purpose whatsoever):
not to forget they are just 12 years kids
come on guys
how many of you is still in love with a boy/girl u were in love with when ur 12?
i doubt it's even 5%
love when ur 12 isnt love
it's crush
it's just to soon te say who will end up together at all...... <-- But, but ... Freud Jr-Sama ... your first post had such PURPOSE! :o
God I sure do crap on when I'm sick

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#616
Posted 11 December 2004 - 09:21 PM


You got that damn right, hehe. My hate of 238 is well known, it was such a let down when its preview trumpted "Naruto leaves Konoha! Now, one parting!" I was so pumped for a great, emotional chapter that would show Naruto bidding farewell to his important people, maybe even a NaruSaku scene that would tug at the heartstrings.
Instead, only one of my predictions came true - a last meal at Ichiraku with Iruka! Most of the chapter wasn't even about Naruto leaving! Gah!
Still, I like your idea.

Of course, I'm still hopeful we get a nice proper goodbye. After all, the Inane translation was one parting. Hopefully that means there will be more.
What I want for Christmas (or whenever we get back to the main story), Kishimoto-sama, is a very touching NaruSaku parting/reunion scene. *in a whiny, pleading tone* Pllleeeaassseee....


I think you're absolutely right! I was a little worried (well, I'm still certain NaruSaku will happen, but you know what I mean regarding Hinata fanboyism.) that Hinata would be pushed in as Sakura's "rival" and so start another anti-Sakura hate thing from intellectually-challenged fanboys. But it makes sense that Hinata is just going for another "get stronger" thing, since she STILL hasn't even gone up to Naruto to talk to him. I hope it is that, hehe.
While a SakuNaruHina would add tension, I would actually prefer a SakuNaru/NaruSaku if only to prevent myself wanting to take a spade to the faces of a certain section of Naruto fandom.
Like I wanted to when I saw your post below...
Some choice words:
Naruto come back. Hinata babe. Sakura grow Lolo Ferrari boobies. Sakura save Sasuke. Dunno why but Naruto sure Sakura only loff t3h Sasuke, but still l@@ky Sakura's toot-toots coz nice. But Naruto still choose Hinata, duno why.
And some words of wisdom from Freud Jr. himself, who wrote this in response to some poster who likes NaruSaku (words in italics are mine):
Relationship genius then posts this right after his/her post above (because the "edit" button serves no purpose whatsoever):
God I sure do crap on when I'm sick

*gets urge to bash the fanboy's face in with a dirty, rusty spade (so his wounds get infected)*
God... I would HATE it if Sakura got a Tsunade-size bust.
Don't you just love seeing their reasoning? How they manage to COMPLETELY disregard how the entire damn series has progressed, and base their arguments on other animes/their own experience.
We must be so wrong, if we're only using the manga itself to prove our arguments... Wow, we are so retarded.

I agree that "opposites attract" is just crap. Whomever said that should have been shot. So some genius 12/13 year old thinks he has a handle on love and relationships? *slaps hand to face*
A relationship does not work unless both parties have something in common (S***S*** didn't have anything, and look what happened). They must be able to get on. "Birds of a feather flock together" is a better way to put it. Someone also described love as "friendship on fire". That is a good way to put it for me. You can have lust, but real love doesn't really happen until you know the other person and like what you see.
No wonder I don't debate in threads when the fanboys/girls start coming in (thank god the good debaters start early). You just can't win against sheer ignorance, and you only end up wondering how humanity can still breed idiots after millions of years of evolution.
The most classic line for me was quoted by Aethos. I don't know who the original poster was, but perhaps it is better that way!
"If Naruto and Sakura get together, it will be a huge plot twist."
*glomps Mel-chan* I hope you feel better soon! How far have you and your sister got in the series?

A last note; whenever I get really annoyed at some fanboy's flawed reasoning, I just think of how they'll react when NaruSaku ACTUALLY happens.

*fanboys/girls gape and swear*
"We saw it coming, but you didn't listen..."
I know that when it happens, I'm going to blub shamelessly then go out and buy some beer to celebrate! If we all lived near each other, we could have a huge NaruSaku party.

#617
Posted 11 December 2004 - 10:41 PM
I don't think FF.net allow rants, Gods.

I disguised my little rant that I wrote one night when Kagome drove me mad as a fic on FF.net, Smiter


And it looks like the fools are back in the NF topics.
#618
Posted 12 December 2004 - 11:42 PM
We'll just have to get on the forum with our beer/vine/other alcolic brevages OR Apple juice for the underage and have a toast over at the general topic. Then we flood every known forums with our powerful proofs and gloat over the fuming remnants of the other ships! Not such a bad way to celebrate I believe!
As for the previous argbument with the guy saying Sakura will have gigantic breasts in three years. While that may or may not be a good thing (I hope they get bigger than they are when she's 12) saying it will lure Sasuke back to the good side is completely crazy. The guy will be possessed by Orochimaru at that point (three years and he can take over his body) and his soul will be dead. So saying, he has a point afterwards about the feelings but the fact that Naruto and Sakura are friends plays in their favour.
Now I'm motivated to write about the three months gap . . . WHY DID I HAVE TO READ THIS THREAD! WHY ????????? I already have too many working fics which are NOT progressing at all! Bah, inspiration means I have to write it or lose it.
#619
Posted 12 December 2004 - 11:47 PM
#620
Posted 13 December 2004 - 12:48 AM
I'm just in for a short b*tch. Why the f*** do I have to help put up the tree, I'm not catholic anymore. I gave that up 3 years ago. Not to metion I'm alergic to pine needles. My arms are covered in itchy red spots. I thiknk I'll have to tape on gloves tonight so I don't scratch the skin open anymore than I have already. Bloody f***ing Christmas, put up your own god danm tree and leave to to light my candles in peace.
