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[SilverLily]

Kogane shook her head as she finished her ramen. "I feel sorry for the poor soul that is that girl's Jounin-sensei. I wouldn't even know where to start to figure out how to deal with her. Except maybe bribe her with ramen all the time."

[Nate River]

Wow. This is really getting out of hand. All this for food...sigh...ramen isn't even good food.

I look over at woman named Kogane ask, "You mean Sayuri? Yeah she looks like a handful. It must be a Uzumaki thing." I look back over at my student who is glaring at me. "Alright, fair enough. My name is Yoshida Makiya, I'm Miyako's sensei.

"Say you think we should stop them, this looks like its going to get really out hand really fast or do you want to sit back and watch the fireworks? That guy in the tree does kinda of deserve some punishment for throwing that rock."

[SilverLily]

Kogane pursed her lips together. "Agreed, it was a pretty nasty thing he did. It was a little unwarranted." She paused and watched the two Genin banter. "But chaos like this probably shouldn't go unchecked. She just might hurt someone. How would you propose to go about it?"

[narusakulover2468]

I let go because my sensei was getting on my nerves being to polite and crude besides I had better things to do.Cut my wrists "Hey sensei do u like her," I asked innocently..

[PeacefulPhoenix]

"AIAIIAIAIAIAIIAAIAIIAIAIAIIAIAIIA!!!!!!!!!!"

"Wuzzgoinon?" Hatake said hopelessly, looking around. "was that a banshee or somthing? or a chiwawa on meds?" Walking back to the stand, Hatake had some food to get. And to get that DAMNED book back.

[krisk]

I plowed ahead, dirt busting behind me, my target neared closer and closer. Swords dancing sunlight reflections to the ground.


My eyes flashed as I attached to my bloodline slightly and my speed unfurled into extremes. Reniko jumped out behind the tree as soon as he heard my shout, holding another pebble and a cheeky grin.

The pebble dropped...and so did his grin.

I ran and bent down right when I was infront of him, and did a roundhouse kick on the floor. Reniko flipped up, dodging my floor-kick, and landed back down.

Not quite.

I placed one of my swords, quickly, in my mouth, before performing the ground-kick. As Reniko dodged my leg by launching himself in the air, I pushed myself off the ground with a hand and foot, and I, aided by speed, was ready in stance. Before Reniko could land, I pivoted to the left and charged my upper body forward, grabbing his collar, while he was in mid-air, and gently slammed him into the tree of which was his ingenious hiding spot. I held position for abit, to let his head de-rattle, and slowly took the sword out from my mouth.

He gulped. I grinned.

"Well, well, well," I mocked whilst grinning evilly, holding Reniko to the tree by his collar, "Hello there, Reniko-kun..."

Reniko gulped, sweat beginning to form on his brow, and he waved back anxiously. I pressed him more into the tree, flipped my left-sword, in-hand, by it's hult, and slammed it's sharp blade into the piece of cloth of Reniko's shirt. I let go of him and he dangled there, shaken up alittle by my usage of a nail to pin him to the tree.

I stepped back and crossed my arms, ready to begin my questioning. He smiled nervously back.

"Alright Reni-kun," I began as I slowly paced infront of him not leaving my eyes from his face, "I'm going to ask you a few questions..."

A gulp and a nod.

I stop my pacing abruptly infront of him and quickly turn and go to him, banging a fist on the tree for effect. I eyed him closely, glaring and my teeth clenched.

"FIRST QUESTION! WHY DID YOU WASTE THAT PERFECTLY GOOD RAMEN THAT I GAVE YOU!?!"

His answer: An 'eep!' and a shaky shrug. I quickly pulled out a shard of the said Ramen bowl and shoved it infront of his face.

"See this!?!," I said my voice laced with steel, "How do you explain THIS!?!"

His next answer: A gulp and another shaky shrug. I growled and placed the shard in my pack. I turned around swiftly and bent down to pick up the Case 2 evidence. Jumping up, I quickly got in his face again and glared, with my investigator anger-eyes.

"WHAT ABOUT THIS!?! DO YOU FIND ENJOYMENT THROWING THINGS?!? WHAT IF YOU POKED AN EYE OUT WITH THI--"

I cut off as I eyed something in his vest pocket.

A book...with a big Restricted sign on the back.

"What is this...?"

I questioned as I gingerly took the book, against Reniko's struggling, and stepped back out of Reinko's reach with it, grinning. Reniko struggled against my wedged in blade, but to no avail, he gave up, hanging his head.

"Well, Reni-kun," I began whilst waving the book back and forth, "That's what ya get...now you can go get a "Karma For Dummies" book!"

I patted him on the cheek with my free hand, grabbed my sword by it's hilt, and pulled it slowly out. I sheathed both of them liquidly and walked back towards the Ramen Stand. I looked down at the book in my hand.

"Hmmm....," I murmured to myself inspecting the outside of the book, before giving off a cheeky grin, "Well, Sayuri's gonna make some more dough! This smutty book must be worth a FORTUNE to the owner!"

I slid the book into my vest pocket and neared the Bulliten Board outside of the Ramen Stand, smirking.

[SilverLily]

Kogane blinked. "Well, that was over faster than I thought it would be." She shrugged, and finished her ramen. "At least she didn't kill anybody."

[Demonic_Wonder]

Raishi walked by whistling a tune when he saw a book sitting on the bench.
" Icha Icha Paradise. Sounds familiar." he thought. He picked it up and read the first page. His eyes widended and he had to decide if he were to take it with his or leave it there. He read the second page. He left it there, and tried to scrub out the images for inside his head

[Akano Kin]

Kin raced down the road. She wanted to find the nearest foodstand and eat something. What she didn't expect to find was a crowd of people around Ichiraku Ramen and her Jounin Sensei eating and talking with another Jounin. "Oi! Kogane-Oban-sensei! I think you owe me some food!" She sat down next to the white haired woman and slapped her hand on the table. "Three pork ramen, on the double!"

[Nate River]

Nice try, Miyako, but I'm not walking into this one. "Well, we just met Miyako, but she seems like nice person."

Before any of us can say anything, Sayuri leaps for the tree that contained her assault and quickyl apprehended him. She looked pissed, but it didn't look like she was going to kill me. If need be Kogane and I could interefere. Maybe an another Ice Prison jutsu. I really like that one.

After a couple of minutes I see Sayuri pull out a familiar looking book from he teammates pouch. Oh jeez...Ichi Ichi Paradise, Kakashi's personal pass time. How the hell did a genin get a hold of a copy of that garbage.

As Sayuri continues to berate that guy in the trees, Kogane goes back to eating her ramen. What is with these people and their ramen. I will never get it. Ramen isn't good food and certaintly isn't an assualt worthy offense. Of course, I'm not stupid enough to voice this out load. I'm confident in my skills, but I'm the only one here that seems to be that opinion that the stuff isn't worth it and I really don't feel like trying to fight off a bunch of crazy bersekers.

Besides there was the little matter of that stupid porno to deal with. I rush over to Sayuri and snatch the book from her graps. She glares at me and moves her hands towards her swords.

"Hold it," I say evenly. "If this belongs to who I think it does, I have a better idea." I quickly inspect the inside of the front cover and find some slopply written words that read "Hatake Kakashi."

"Yep, thought so. This is Kakashi's." I then turn back and address the less than calm Sayuri.

"It interests me to know how your teammate got a hold of one of Kakashi's little porn novels. I'm sure it'd interest Tsunade and Kurenai as well. They'd be more than happy to here of this don't you think?"

"So if your willing go get them for me, I'll give you whatever I can extort from Hatake."

I wasn't normally one to do things like this, but Hatake had a special way of getting on my nerves. He and I had a little "war" going on, so I willing to make an exception in this case, especially because when it involved that stupid thing he called a novel. I was hoping she would go along with it, but if she didn't I would simply destroy it. Not quite as good, but it'd be enough for now.

[SilverLily]

Kogane nearly spit out her ramen, again, as her student sat down next to her. "What do you mean, grumpy old hag? You won't get any ramen out of me!" After another grunt, she looks over at the spectacle that is Sayuri and her teammate.
The Jounin she had been talking to got up and grabbed a familiar book out of the Genin's hands. 'Oh, Icha Icha Paradise! What's a Genin like that doing with such high quality reading material? She's too young for that. She heard the 'deal' that ensued and shook her head. Dealing with Kakashi was one thing, but that book of his....she doubted she wanted to be there when he found out what happened to it.

[PeacefulPhoenix]

Looking down at the scene before him, Hatake can't help but sweatdrop, and look around for the girl who has the dredded book in her possesion.

[narusakulover2468]

I looked up. Hey it was the cutie from earlier who could scream louder than my realitive Naruto.
" Hey you want the book back it's over there," I said pointing to Kogane-baa-sempai. To see how he would react I said "Hey pervy-boy! Your kinda cute!" I swear it was so funny how he reacted!

[Akano Kin]

Kin's face dropped at her Sensei's response. "Aww! Come on, Oban-sensei! I worked really hard at our first mission!"
Kogane snorted.
Kin was about to retort when she heard a girl yell out "Hey pervy-boy! You're kinda cute!" She whipped her head around to find the person in question. "Pervy, eh? What kind of perv?!" She cracked her knuckles as her bowls of ramen were set in front of her.

[Demonic_Wonder]

Raishi walked by a scene happening and saw his senesei and teamate and some other people. He grinned. This is gonna be funny. He casually leaned against the ramen bar and watched.

[narusakulover2468]

OOC- Okay this is gonna get complecated because I have 2 diffrent ppl this is Haruno Kiku

I walked down the street looking at my new village. Wow it was pretty and some of the ppl here weren't to bad either. My shorts that were already short were getting shorter by each step. I stop at the ramen shop and bought a fourtune cookie. 'You will get Lucky' The guy who wrote that was a pervert. God!

[SilverLily]

(OOC: I'm pretending it's after our first mission is finished, and Kiku and Kogane have already met.)

"Hey, Kiku!" Kogane smiled. "Have a seat! I'll treat you to some ramen."

[narusakulover2468]

OOC- This is Kiku

"RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed as I ran over to were she was. I broke the chopsticks in half so fast my head spun a bit. "Ikidumasu!(?)," I said as I ate the ramen in 1 min flat.

[Akano Kin]

Kin face-vaulted at the speed with which her teammate at the food. "Iiyai, that was fast!" She looked back down at her own bowls, then shrugged. "Itadakimasu!" she bellowed, then downed her ramen too.

[krisk]

"It interests me to know how your teammate got a hold of one of Kakashi's little porn novels. I'm sure it'd interest Tsunade and Kurenai as well. They'd be more than happy to here of this don't you think?"

"So if your willing go get them for me, I'll give you whatever I can extort from Hatake."

I wasn't normally one to do things like this, but Hatake had a special way of getting on my nerves. He and I had a little "war" going on, so I willing to make an exception in this case, especially because when it involved that stupid thing he called a novel. I was hoping she would go along with it, but if she didn't I would simply destroy it. Not quite as good, but it'd be enough for now.

He nonchalantely raised an eyebrow at me and waited for my response.

I lifted my hands from my sword hilts and had quirked my ears open. I squinted my eyes and spaced out, rubbing my chin with my hand, into my 'scholar-mode', which now called for negotiations.

'Hmm...well, this guy, for bein' a jounin-dude, is pretty casual...casual enough to propose a bet to a Genin....THAT WILL SOON BE HOKAGE!!!....So, I'll havta do is get the Hag-Hokage and Kurenai-sensei here to see that book....I wonder what I should--'

I snapped out, mid-thought, and leaned forward with a hopeful grin. The jounin-dude looked at me surprised.

"Neh, Jounin-guy-san, did you say you'll get whatever I from Kakashi-san?"

He nodded.

An big cheesy grin stretched out on my face as I rubbed my hands together. I leaned forward abit and zoned out in my thoughts.

'Oh shell yeah! That Kakashi-sensei, I'm SOOOO curious about! I'm gonna ask Jounin-guy-san to make arrangements for that white-haired-san to let me see what underneath his mask! YOSHAI! I ROCK!'

"BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH~~~!!!"

The Jounin-guy-san raised his eyebrows high as he watched me throw my head back and let out my "It's-Alive" laugh.

I quickly stopped mid-laugh, grinned at Jounin-Guy-san, and shot my hand forward, grabbing his hand and pumping it up and down. I smirked at him and let go.

"It's a dealio, Jounin-Guy-San: I'll bring the Old-Hag-Hokage and Kurenai-sensei here, forwhatever reason YOU want...and YOU'LL get whatever I want from Kakashi-sensei! Now lemme just get MY part of the deal goin!"

I jumped back and concentrated, forming a hand-sign.

"Kage Bunshin!"

*POOF!*

When the small cloud cleared, my cloned-twin was standing next to me. We grinned at eachother and looked up and down.

"Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~~~!!!! Sayuriii~~!!! You're SO pretty!"

"AWWWW!! You are TOO, Sayuri!!"

We both squeed and hugged eachother, common ritual between my clones and I. We suddenly jumped back and high-fived eachother.

"YOSHAI! NOW! SAYURI-CLONE! GO FIND KURENAI-SENSEI! BLACK HAIR, RED-EYES, SEXY-TO-THE-MALE-NIN! GO!"

Sayuri-clone nodded and took off towards Team 8's training grounds, jumping from roof to roof. I looked back at the startled Jounin-Guy-San, and sheepishly shrugged.

"Heheheh, I guessed?"

He blinked and I quickly abandoned the subject of my jutsu-knowledge, jumping up, posing, and pumping a fist in the direction of the Hokage Building.

"YOSHAI!! Now to get that Old-Hag-Hokage here! WHOOOOOP!!"

I bid a temporary farewell to the peoples hangin' around the Ichiraku Paradise Stand and sprinted off towards the Hokage building.