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[Ryriena]

The yes list the old

Garra
Kakashi
Itachi
The old Naruto pre the cool guy comment cough.

[ALEX SENJU]

I wonder if any I mean any Naruhina fan is finally seeing that Naruhina is not working.

Lol doubt it, Plus they haven't even seen enough interaction to see how bland and disfunctional it is. I mean hinata has no say naruto is just doing whatever he wants, do you think sakura would let him get away with all of this crap, i dont think so. He would be home for dinner time and spending time with his kids, and not eating nothing but ramen. (Thinking back to ch.700 and the panel of him at his desk)

Edited by ALEX SENJU, 09 May 2015 - 12:14 AM.

[Tiller]

Oh if Sakura is preggers with Naruto's kid we can officially call it a soap opera.

 

It's not gonna happen, but watching SS freak out would be beautiful.

Edited by Tiller, 09 May 2015 - 12:35 AM.

[Shashank95]

I wonder if any I mean any Naruhina fan is finally seeing that Naruhina is not working.

 

Are you serious man...??

All they care about is that their precious Hinatit-sama gets Naruto. They wouldn't realise that the marriage sucks even if you throw the goddamn panel of Naruto drinking on the job in their face 

[Shashank95]

It's just a theory that some of us came up with. Sasuke knocking up Sakura at some point before gaiden could be a retcon as pointed out be tricksie

 

I mean come on, They just confirmed that Sauce hasn't been in the village for 13 years and you guys go and say he impregnated Sakura ??

Come on guys.... Let's be a little bit logical here.

 

Ewww who'd want to be impregnated by Lee? I hope Sakura got pregnant by that Celebi kid.

 

What have you got against Lee...?? That guy is a better man than Sasuke to say the least. He is kind, strong and loyal to a fault.

It pisses me off when people make fun of him 

[Shashank95]

Here are my candidates:
- Gaara
- Kakashi
- Itachi
If Sakura gets pregnant by them at least she'll have a hot guy. XD

The no list:
- Rock Lee
- Nardo
- Sausage

 

Screw that list........ Oh these ships make me puke     
Gaara is Naruto's best friend, he wouldn't do something like that. Kakashi is her teacher, what is wrong with you ?? 

Itachi is dead. Case closed.

[Namikaze Clan]

 
I mean come on, They just confirmed that Sauce hasn't been in the village for 13 years and you guys go and say he impregnated Sakura ??
Come on guys.... Let's be a little bit logical here.
 
 
What have you got against Lee...?? That guy is a better man than Sasuke to say the least. He is kind, strong and loyal to a fault.
It pisses me off when people make fun of him 

Yeah the pregnant theory sounds illogical the more you think about it. Plus, as far as I know, fainting isn't a side effect of pregnacy

[Shashank95]

Yeah the pregnant theory sounds illogical the more you think about it. Plus, as far as I know, fainting isn't a side effect of pregnacy

Plus Sakura looks like she's about to kick the bucket or something......

[AHK]

Yeah the pregnant theory sounds illogical the more you think about it. Plus, as far as I know, fainting isn't a side effect of pregnacy

It can be. During pregnancy, a lot of nutrients are directed to the growing child. If the woman doesn't get enough nutrients, it can have an adverse effect on her, like the loss of energy. I think the main concern when it comes to fainting during pregnancy is iron?

Aww why is Lee on that list? XD He's a good guy at least! 

   

Except that he liked Sakura due to his rivalry with Naruto and Sasuke

[Swagkura]

Lol, Sasuke's supposedly Naruto's best friend too, but that didn't stop him from "maybe or maybe not" getting Sakura preggers with his child.

[Shashank95]

Lol, Sasuke's supposedly Naruto's best friend too, but that didn't stop him from "maybe or maybe not" getting Sakura preggers with his child.

 

Are you seriously gonna call Sasuke Naruto's friend ??

Naruto was stupid enough to believe that and whine about Sauce throughout the damn manga. Look where it got him...... Naruto ends up in a marriage where he doesn't even have time for his son and Sakura is bed ridden with god knows what.

[Swagkura]

Are you seriously gonna call Sasuke Naruto's friend ??
Naruto was stupid enough to believe that and whine about Sauce throughout the damn manga. Look where it got him...... Naruto ends up in a marriage where he doesn't even have time for his son and Sakura is bed ridden with god knows what.

I'm just going by canon facts. Naruto explicitly states that Sasuke is his best friend numerous times, and that friend is the same one who ended up maybe having "you know what" with his crush. It's not like I don't agree with you, but I'm looking at it without my bias regarding Naruto and Sasuke's "friendship". Heck, going by the newest chapter in Part 3, Naruto and Sasuke still talk on a regular basis. It is what it is, unfortunately

[Shashank95]

I'm just going by canon facts. Naruto explicitly states that Sasuke is his best friend numerous times, and that friend is the same one who ended up maybe having "you know what" with his crush. It's not like I don't agree with you, but I'm looking at it without my bias regarding Naruto and Sasuke's "friendship". Heck, going by the newest chapter in Part 3, Naruto and Sasuke still talk on a regular basis. It is what it is, unfortunately

 

I don't get this unhealthy obsession that Naruto has for Sasuke..... Seriously what is up with that ??

If kishi is gonna pair them up just do it. He's already sent all the kitten messages out to guys and girls that hurting the girl who loves you is a sign of true love or stalking the boy will make him fall in love with you out of the blue.

 

How much is he gonna kitten this story up by putting a Homosexual couple ??

[Shashank95]

 

Kishi.... Y U no use these designs ??

[Swagkura]

I don't get this unhealthy obsession that Naruto has for Sasuke..... Seriously what is up with that ??
If kishi is gonna pair them up just do it. He's already sent all the kitten messages out to guys and girls that hurting the girl who loves you is a sign of true love or stalking the boy will make him fall in love with you out of the blue.
 
How much is he gonna kitten this story up by putting a Homosexual couple ??

Honestly at this point, I don't think anybody would've been surprised at Naruto and Sasuke getting together. Naruto's been chasing after the dude for about 5 years if we consider Part 1 and Part 2, and Sakura even admits that Naruto is probably more obsessed with Sasuke than even she is. It's all for interpretation what you see Sasuke and Naruto's relationship though, so maybe it is the ultimate bromance, which is so powerful that it practically overrides them having anything to do with their wives or children.

[tricksie]

 

I mean come on, They just confirmed that Sauce hasn't been in the village for 13 years and you guys go and say he impregnated Sakura ??

Come on guys.... Let's be a little bit logical here.

 

It's perfectly logical. The manga ended NH after absolute boatloads of proof that it was going NS. Sakura and Sasuke's stories are completely unknown. The only thing we know is that Sasuke is out of the village. Not that Sakura didn't go out and secretly meet him, delivering mission scrolls or supplies, etc. So if that's what's going down — a pregnancy, I mean — then it's not hard to make up a reason for a secret rendezvous.

 

Ultimately, if it was that easy to tip the manga to NH even though the burden of evidence was that Naruto loved Sakura, then how hard would it be to retcon a pregnancy? Not hard at all.

 

And retconning a crappy idea is logical (unfortunately) in Naruto...because it's already happened.

[Shashank95]

 

It's perfectly logical. The manga ended NH after absolute boatloads of proof that it was going NS. Sakura and Sasuke's stories are completely unknown. The only thing we know is that Sasuke is out of the village. Not that Sakura didn't go out and secretly meet him, delivering mission scrolls or supplies, etc. So if that's what's going down — a pregnancy, I mean — then it's not hard to make up a reason for a secret rendezvous.

 

Ultimately, if it was that easy to tip the manga to NH even though the burden of evidence was that Naruto loved Sakura, then how hard would it be to retcon a pregnancy? Not hard at all.

 

And retconning a crappy idea is logical (unfortunately) in Naruto...because it's already happened.

 

It's hard to use logic in this Illogical kitteny of a manga....... But still we need to stay logical so we can make fun of the idiocy employed in the manga to lure us over to the dark side 

[Shadow1275]

 

It's perfectly logical. The manga ended NH after absolute boatloads of proof that it was going NS. Sakura and Sasuke's stories are completely unknown. The only thing we know is that Sasuke is out of the village. Not that Sakura didn't go out and secretly meet him, delivering mission scrolls or supplies, etc. So if that's what's going down — a pregnancy, I mean — then it's not hard to make up a reason for a secret rendezvous.

 

Ultimately, if it was that easy to tip the manga to NH even though the burden of evidence was that Naruto loved Sakura, then how hard would it be to retcon a pregnancy? Not hard at all.

 

And retconning a crappy idea is logical (unfortunately) in Naruto...because it's already happened.

 

 

He better not. Any SS child might as well be the anti-christ considering how f-ed up it is. It's like he's the devil, he seduces her, treats her like hell, impregnates her for his own nefarious purposes, leaves to lay with another, and then he returns years later to see the fruits of his labors.

Edited by Shadow1275, 09 May 2015 - 02:41 AM.

[tricksie]

It can be. During pregnancy, a lot of nutrients are directed to the growing child. If the woman doesn't get enough nutrients, it can have an adverse effect on her, like the loss of energy. I think the main concern when it comes to fainting during pregnancy is iron?

 

Yes, absolutely. Not to mention other issues that only present themselves during pregnancy, like heart problems, breathing issues, even diabetes. 

 

Fainting is pretty rare, though more women can "feel faint" instead Think dizziness or head rush. Lots of pregnant women have that. But full-on fainting is often used as an indicator of pregnancy. There's even a blurb about it on tvtropes.

 

But unless Sakrua's come down with Itachi's mystery illness, I would say there has to be a reason for her to be fainting...and more importantly for the other characters to be making note of it. Shizune addresses it calmly, and Sarada certainly isn't at all freaked out. 

 

Honestly, I'll be disappointed if it all comes to nothing. They sideline Sakura with a mysterious fainting spell that suddenly remedies itself in 8 chapters. Long enough for her to be a plot device then conveniently excuses herself from the story. Even if it's not a pregnancy, I hope it turns out to be something!! Not just a way to get her out of the picture!!

 

edit: @shadow /\ lolololol at your post!

[Shashank95]

 

Yes, absolutely. Not to mention other issues that only present themselves during pregnancy, like heart problems, breathing issues, even diabetes. 

 

Fainting is pretty rare, though more women can "feel faint" instead Think dizziness or head rush. Lots of pregnant women have that. But full-on fainting is often used as an indicator of pregnancy. There's even a blurb about it on tvtropes.

 

But unless Sakrua's come down with Itachi's mystery illness, I would say there has to be a reason for her to be fainting...and more importantly for the other characters to be making note of it. Shizune addresses it calmly, and Sarada certainly isn't at all freaked out. 

 

Honestly, I'll be disappointed if it all comes to nothing. They sideline Sakura with a mysterious fainting spell that suddenly remedies itself in 8 chapters. Long enough for her to be a plot device then conveniently excuses herself from the story. Even if it's not a pregnancy, I hope it turns out to be something!! Not just a way to get her out of the picture!!

 

edit: @shadow /\ lolololol at your post!

 

Itachi had Tuberculosis.... Nothing mysterious about it.