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[六道仙人]

excuse me then... there's only one dexter for me

[RyohkiFan]

excuse me then... there's only one dexter for me

I know who you're talking about I have two Dexter

[六道仙人]

I know who you're talking about I have two Dexter

 

T-TWO?   Well, good for ya, girl! You really know how to kick up your heels.

 

[FireFox]

Its OK Son  its not your fault  . On the other hand Ryo seems to be into 50 Shades of Dexter  .

[六道仙人]

Its OK Son  its not your fault  . On the other hand Ryo seems to be into 50 Shades of Dexter  .

 

this girl is even worser than Mr.Grey. 50 shades of two dexters.

[RyohkiFan]

.....note to self: Becareful on what you say and don't forget this rule

[Gaara's hair]

.....note to self: Becareful on what you say and don't forget this rule

[六道仙人]

.....note to self: Becareful on what you say and don't forget this rule

 

[FireFox]

 

this girl is even worser than Mr.Grey. 50 shades of two dexters.

Oh My My My not One but with Two     My My  Anastasia has nothing on Ryo she has been outclassed by someone far superior then her   .    

 

.....note to self: Becareful on what you say and don't forget this rule

[NarutoUzumaki01]

Ryo get caught into the web.

[RyohkiFan]

Oh My My My not One but with Two     My My  Anastasia has nothing on Ryo she has been outclassed by someone far superior then her   .    
 

Who is Anastasia? :O

[RyohkiFan]

[Gaara's hair]

Careful what you ask for Terry  

[FireFox]

Who is Anastasia? :O

Mr.Grey's Wifu   But frankly she can't compete with you who has two Mr.Dexter's      .

[Lady Lys]

HELLO MY LOVELIES!!!!! 

 

Here have some puurty Roman insults:

 

- TE SPARECCHIO LA FACCIA: I'll clear (in the sense of cleaning the table after eating) your face --> I'll slap you on the face.

- TE PARCHEGGIO ‘NA MANO IN FACCIA: I'll park a hand on your face --> same meaning as above

- TE APRO COME ‘NA COZZA: I'll open you like a mussel --> look above, again.

- TE APRO COME ‘NA SDRAIO: I'll open you like a deckchair --> above, again. 

- MANZO, CHE TE CINQUINO ER TESCHIO: Beef (which means 'be chill') that I'll five (slap) your skull --> above.....again!

-TE PIJO PE’ LI BUCHI DER NASO E T’ARIBBARTO COME LI PORPI: I'll grasp you from your nostrils and I'll turn you inside-out like an octopus --> You made me loose my patience, so I'll kill you like fishermen kill octopuses.

- TE FACCIO DU’ OCCHI NERI CHE SE TE METTI A MASTICA’ ER BAMBU’ ER WWF TE PROTEGGE: I'll give you two black eyes so that if you start eating bamboo the WWF will protect you (mistaking you for a panda). -->I'm about to give you two showy bruises on your eyes.

- FATTE LA MAPPA DE LI’ DENTI, CHE MO’ TE MISCHIO: Make a map of your teeth because now I'll shuffle them --> I'm going to slap yo' face.

- TE STACCO LE BRACCIA E TE CE MENO: I'll tear off your arms and I'll beat you up with them --> I'm having an uncontainable desire to beat you up.

 

 

Nice people us Romans eh?   

These are only a few of them. 

Edited by Lady Lys, 25 February 2015 - 08:08 PM.

[NarutoUzumaki01]

ya'll make it sound much more elegant that it is here. We're use much ruder insults than this.

[narusaku256]

HELLO MY LOVELIES!!!!! 
 
Here have some puurty Roman insults:
 
- TE SPARECCHIO LA FACCIA: I'll clear (in the sense of cleaning the table after eating) your face --> I'll slap you on the face.
- TE PARCHEGGIO NA MANO IN FACCIA: I'll park a hand on your face --> same meaning as above
- TE APRO COME NA COZZA: I'll open you like a mussel --> look above, again.
- TE APRO COME NA SDRAIO: I'll open you like a deckchair --> above, again. 
- MANZO, CHE TE CINQUINO ER TESCHIO: Beef (which means 'be chill') that I'll five (slap) your skull --> above.....again!
-TE PIJO PE LI BUCHI DER NASO E TARIBBARTO COME LI PORPI: I'll grasp you from your nostrils and I'll turn you inside-out like an octopus --> You made me loose my patience, so I'll kill you like fishermen kill octopuses.
- TE FACCIO DU OCCHI NERI CHE SE TE METTI A MASTICA ER BAMBU ER WWF TE PROTEGGE: I'll give you two black eyes so that if you start eating bamboo the WWF will protect you (mistaking you for a panda). -->I'm about to give you two showy bruises on your eyes.
- FATTE LA MAPPA DE LI DENTI, CHE MO TE MISCHIO: Make a map of your teeth because now I'll shuffle them --> I'm going to slap yo' face.
- TE STACCO LE BRACCIA E TE CE MENO: I'll tear off your arms and I'll beat you up with them --> I'm having an uncontainable desire to beat you up.
 
 
Nice people us Romans eh?   
These are only a few of them. 

Sophistication....at its best

[六道仙人]

yes.... romans are really the best in their sophistication

[FireFox]

HELLO MY LOVELIES!!!!! 

 

Here have some puurty Roman insults:

 

- TE SPARECCHIO LA FACCIA: I'll clear (in the sense of cleaning the table after eating) your face --> I'll slap you on the face.

- TE PARCHEGGIO ‘NA MANO IN FACCIA: I'll park a hand on your face --> same meaning as above

- TE APRO COME ‘NA COZZA: I'll open you like a mussel --> look above, again.

- TE APRO COME ‘NA SDRAIO: I'll open you like a deckchair --> above, again. 

- MANZO, CHE TE CINQUINO ER TESCHIO: Beef (which means 'be chill') that I'll five (slap) your skull --> above.....again!

-TE PIJO PE’ LI BUCHI DER NASO E T’ARIBBARTO COME LI PORPI: I'll grasp you from your nostrils and I'll turn you inside-out like an octopus --> You made me loose my patience, so I'll kill you like fishermen kill octopuses.

- TE FACCIO DU’ OCCHI NERI CHE SE TE METTI A MASTICA’ ER BAMBU’ ER WWF TE PROTEGGE: I'll give you two black eyes so that if you start eating bamboo the WWF will protect you (mistaking you for a panda). -->I'm about to give you two showy bruises on your eyes.

- FATTE LA MAPPA DE LI’ DENTI, CHE MO’ TE MISCHIO: Make a map of your teeth because now I'll shuffle them --> I'm going to slap yo' face.

- TE STACCO LE BRACCIA E TE CE MENO: I'll tear off your arms and I'll beat you up with them --> I'm having an uncontainable desire to beat you up.

 

 

Nice people us Romans eh?   

These are only a few of them. 

Sophisticated Level Over 9000 !!!           .

 

You Romans are funny          .  I'll write mines latter but they are really really nasty  .

[FireFox]

Ok my turn now 

 

WARNING!!! WARNING !!! HEAVY CONTENT, MACEDONIAN INSULTS CHAPTER 1XD

- DA DADE GOSPOD SO KRVAV KUR DA TE EBAT NA GROBOT NA BABA TI : (May God Give for you to be f**cked with a bloody kitten on your grandmas graveyard )

 

-DA TI EBAM SVE STO TI IDE PO STIKLA DOMA : (To kitten everything that walks on high heels in your home )

 

-KAJ SI BE KUR  DA TE UTEPA : (Where are you may kitten strike you)

 

-DA TI EBAM SVE STO TI KLECI DOMA KOGA MOCA : (To kitten everyone at your home  that kneels when its pissing  )

 

-ODI PROVER DALIS SUM KAJ MAJKATI VO SPALNA TAMU KE ME NAJDES IDIOTY EDEN : (Go check if I'm in your mother's bedroom you'll find me there you jackass )

 

-NE MI GO PUSI KUROT , BANANITE SE POEVTINI : (Don't suck my kitten Bananas are cheaper ) 

 

-NE JADI GOMNA DA NE JA IZBUSAM SESTRA TI : (Don't eat kitten so I don't  drill/kitten your sister )

 

- DA JA EBAM MAJKA TI DODEKA PRAVI SNESKO ZA SESTRA TI : (To kitten your mother while she makes a snowmen for your sister)

 

-AKO GI STISNAM NA MAJKA TI CICKITE  KE TREBA DA OTVORAT NOVA MLEKARA : (If I squeeze your mother's kittens they'll need to open a new milk store )

 

-TATKO TI KOGA TE PRAVEL  TE PRAVEL SO MOCKA : (When your father made you he made you with his piss )

 

-DA JA EBAM MAJKA TI VO PICKA SO  MOTORNA PILA  :(To kitten your mother in the pussy with a chainsaw) 

That's all for now  I'll spare you from the more nasty ones  For now   . 

Edited by NarutoFireFoxUzumaki, 25 February 2015 - 11:16 PM.