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[NarutoUzumaki01]

You understood my joke  ........         ....... .

That's some intresting story you told.

[Lady Lys]

We have very long sticks and strong hands   .

 

There is a joke that tells how Alexander Phalanx(in my language Phalanx its called Falanga/Фаланга lol) originally became XD

 

It says when one day Alexander army "The Phalanx" went to war they forgot their  spears so in order for the general not yell at them for losing their  spears  they substituted  with their "very own" larger spears  So when the general saw that their spears a longer then the others he asked the army if all of them are so gifted , to which they all said Yes !!! So  he told  to all the army to drop the spears and replace it with their "very own larger spears" 

 

And before they go to battle the General said  "Fana-ste-li-ga "(Did you all grab it) , The Soldiers : "Fana-smo-ga" ( We grabbed it)   but  someone from the opposite army misheard them  badly and started saying "Falanga Falanga Falanga" (Phalanx) and this is how the Phalanx was born it was all a big misunderstanding .

 

P.S  If you didn't understand it its OK  just forget this joke its so hard to explain from my language to you guys    but its sound much funnier when told in my language .    

 

I'm sure Lys will understand  . What is the "Veronica" !?   .

 

Sorry not Sorry  .   

 

LOL would you like me to teach you how to cuss in Macedonian  .

 

Surprisingly those lyrics goes well with that gif its fits perfectly   .

Teach meee!!! 

Ehehe....Ghost, what a dirty movie! 

[六道仙人]

ghost was just really a horrible and annoying movie.

[FireFox]

i know father. I have seen it wiith these eyes of mine 

 

veronica è la mano supersonica (the supersonic hand)

Hahahahaha !!!  Of course you have after all you are my son  .

 

Dear Lord Super Sonic Hand !?   I'm afraid to ask if using the Super Sonic Hand  rips of the skin of the you know what      .

That's some intresting story you told.

But its funny        .

Teach meee!!! 

Ehehe....Ghost, what a dirty movie! 

Ok then lesson Number 1   : 

 

Jadi Gomna Gjubre edno nizaedno  Translation : Eat kitten you piece of trash 

 

 Ebi se vo Gz  Translation : kitten you in your ass .

 

Da ti se mocam na grobot  Translation : I'm gonna piss on your grave 

 

Da te ebam tebe i celata tvoja familija   Translation : To kitten you and your whole family 

 

Izmi si gi zabite da ti se seram vo usta  Translation : Brush your teeth so I can kitten in your mouth 

 

 

The other ones are more severe hell of allot more severe and dirty  I don't know if I should post them   .

Edited by NarutoFireFoxUzumaki, 24 February 2015 - 10:11 PM.

[NarutoUzumaki01]

Hahahahaha !!!  Of course you have after all you are my son  .

 

Dear Lord Super Sonic Hand !?   I'm afraid to ask if using the Super Sonic Hand  rips of the skin of the you know what      .

But its funny        .

Ok then lesson Number 1   : 

 

Jadi Gomna Gjubre edno nizaedno  Translation : Eat kitten you piece of trash 

 

 Ebi se vo Gz  Translation : kitten you in your ass .

 

Da ti se mocam na grobot  Translation : I'm gonna piss on your grave 

 

Da te ebam tebe i celata tvoja familija   Translation : To kitten you and your whole family 

 

Izmi si gi zabite da ti se seram vo usta  Translation : Brush your teeth so I can kitten in your mouth 

 

 

The other ones are more severe hell of allot more severe and dirty  I don't know if I should post them   .

Gz? o_O Strange word.

3 first I can read as something similar in sounding, lol

[六道仙人]

mmh sure macedonian lang doesn't sound a nice and melodic language... no offence here, father xD

[FireFox]

Gz? o_O Strange word.

3 first I can read as something similar in sounding, lol

Its a sort of a slang its short from "Gaz" which mean Ass   . 

 

I suppose you can since we have similar alphabet  and somewhat similar language , for example I can understand some Russian words but not fully you know  .

[NarutoUzumaki01]

mmh sure macedonian lang doesn't sound a nice and melodic language... no offence here, father xD

It sounds a little different from how it's wrote there, but italian is one of the most melodic languages, so it's naturally for you.

 

Its a sort of a slang its short from "Gaz" which mean Ass     . 

 

I suppose you can since we have similar alphabet  and somewhat similar language , for example I can understand some Russian words but not fully you know    .

Well, you use old words as "usta" that's rare in russian, but not in my language.

Edited by NarutoUzumaki01, 24 February 2015 - 10:19 PM.

[FireFox]

mmh sure macedonian lang doesn't sound a nice and melodic language... no offence here, father xD

None taken LOL XD  Though its sounds much better when you speak the language and can read our Cyrillic or Latin letter properly  trust me its quite melodic then as melodic as it can be   .  

[NarutoUzumaki01]

None taken LOL XD  Though its sounds much better when you speak the language and can read our Cyrillic or Latin letter properly  trust me its quite melodic then as melodic as it can be   .  

Latin letter's can't use "ь" so they can't see ours "soft" sounding.

[FireFox]

 

It sounds a little different from how it's wrote there, but italian is one of the most melodic languages, so it's naturally for you.

 

Well, you use old words as "usta" that's rare in russian, but not in my language.

 

Latin letter's can't use "ь" so they can't see ours "soft" sounding.

Yeah thanks  that's what I was saying XD

 

Yes We do LOL XD   .   Does "Usta"  means "Mouth" to in Ukraine !?    

 

Also yes  also true about the Latin letter XD . For example we write  "Њ"  like this "Nj" .

Edited by NarutoFireFoxUzumaki, 24 February 2015 - 10:27 PM.

[NarutoUzumaki01]

Yeah thanks  that's what I was saying XD

 

Yes We do LOL XD   .   Does "Usta"  means "Mouth" to in Ukraine !?    

 

Also yes  also true about the Latin letter XD . For example we write  "Њ"  like this "Nj" .

vusta or usta both.

O_o wow, that's one letter? Because we for writing that need to use both Н and Ь

[FireFox]

vusta or usta both.

O_o wow, that's one letter? Because we for writing that need to use both Н and Ь

I see XD . Do you use  "v" in front of "u"  in most of your words   for example  the word "Die"  is "Umri"  how about you !?

 

Wow Really O_o !?  Yes " Њ" is only one letter , But do you mean to tell me that you don't have a Latin letter also !? Bc we do  .

[trang95]

Wtf is going I here...? @Lys, are you moving?

[Gaara's hair]

Wtf is going I here...? @Lys, are you moving?

Lanaguage young lady

[FireFox]

Wtf is going I here...? @Lys, are you moving?

i started giving cussing lessons in my own language  and Lys was horrified so she left . 

[NarutoUzumaki01]

I see XD . Do you use  "v" in front of "u"  in most of your words   for example  the word "Die"  is "Umri"  how about you !?

 

Wow Really O_o !?  Yes " Њ" is only one letter , But do you mean to tell me that you don't have a Latin letter also !? Bc we do  .

That's depends on a case there is both forms "vmri" or pomri, but lattin doesn't have second "и" of our lang or "ы" of russian  so it may sounds funny for you now. And what letters do you mean? Because we have none that is used only in Latin.

[trang95]

Lanaguage young lady

I could cuss in German or Vietnamese

[trang95]

i started giving cussing lessons in my own language  and Lys was horrified so she left . 

What's the official language in your country?

[Gaara's hair]

I could cuss in German or Vietnamese

Teach me