
The Last theory: Collection of Info & co.
#5001
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:03 AM
Naruto: Ok, thanks.
Hinata: I love you!
Naruto: Oh ok.
Hinata: Your hand is amazingly warm!
Naruto: Ok, I guess.
Hinata: *Looking down* I guess you won't change. All I got is this random scarf.
Naruto: Scarf you say?! I love you!
Fin.
#5002
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:06 AM
I'm glad Kishi didn't have a daughter.
Kishi: How is it going with your boyfriend?
Daughter: I broke up with him.
Kishi: What! Why?
Daughter: He used to beat me when he thought I got in his way.
Kishi: *slaps his daughter's face* SHAME ON YOU!! Didn't you even consider supporting him!? How dare you give up in him like that! You have a tainted heart! If he beats you there must be a reason!!
Daughter: *cries* Dad, I think I deserve better! And besides, there was someone else who always understood me and made me feel better.
Kishi: *slaps daughter's face again* WHAT!! You had a change of heart!? You cold hearted b*tch! I don't remember raising you to become a slut!! Go back to your ex-boyfriend NOW!! You should NEVER give up!
Kishi's wife: Here I bring the tea you requested.
Kishi: Thank you. Oh and before you go back to the kitchen please dust the shelf.
Kishi's wife: Yes husband.
Kishi's son: I'm home now! I brought my gf with me!
GF: Nice to meet you.
Kishi: *ignores the girl* Shes different to the one you said you liked.
Kishi's son: Well that one had some competition. And she doesn't seem like the type to do some house chores. Why need to try hard when there's someone else who'll listen to everything I say?
Kishi: Good choice kid! Woman these days think they can speak their own mind and gain employment. What has this world come to?
Daughter: Jesus Christ! I'm outta here!
i can't breath!!
#5003
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:09 AM
Hinata: I always look up to you!
Naruto: Ok, thanks.
Hinata: I love you!
Naruto: Oh ok.
Hinata: Your hand is amazingly warm!
Naruto: Ok, I guess.
Hinata: *Looking down* I guess you won't change. All I got is this random scarf.
Naruto: Scarf you say?! I love you!
Fin.
You forgot the contrived villain and the contrived flashback.
I refuse to believe that the character that has always been about never giving up and never changing. The same character that blow his kittening hand off for Sasuke. He never gave up on Sasuke but ends up giving up on Sakura.
Would all of a sudden not only forget his real feelings for Sakura but also not even bother to at least tell her that he loves her. At least have a proper confession and a proper rejection. Not ignoring it.
My blood is boiling.
@rocci not yet posted probably tomorrow no promises. But it will be posted this weekend.
Edited by Nostradamus, 22 November 2014 - 02:15 AM.
Which I've told you - time and time again - is dangerous! There will never be consensus, son, among those you have helped to ascend. They will all differ in their views of what it means to be free. The peace you so desperately seek does not exist.
These men are united now by a common cause. But when this battle is finished they will fall to fighting amongst themselves about how best to ensure control. In time it will lead to war. You will see.
#5004
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:10 AM
Where is your rant thread?
#5005
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:17 AM
It's times like these that remind me of this:
Awesome isn't it?
"...The conclusion, is what decides the value of a series!" So that means the value of Naruto is crap? The irony is, the one who wrote this was Kishi, as well as the ending.
"Naruto, become a masterpiece, so great that it writes off the trash I was!" Oh, this is a masterpiece all right...
#5006
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:24 AM
"...The conclusion, is what decides the value of a series!" So that means the value of Naruto is crap? The irony is, the one who wrote this was Kishi, as well as the ending.
"Naruto, become a masterpiece, so great that it writes off the trash I was!" Oh, this is a masterpiece all right...
10 years later
Naruto: Boruto, become a masterpiece, so great that it writes off the trash I was!"

#5007
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:26 AM
Lol not gonna happen.10 years later
Naruto: Boruto, become a masterpiece, so great that it writes off the trash I was!"
#5009
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:29 AM
10 years later
Naruto: Boruto, become a masterpiece, so great that it writes off the trash I was!"
This is exactly what is going through Kishi's mind I bet...and he'll screw that up, too.
#5010
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:29 AM
Lol not gonna happen.
Obviously. That kid ain't going to listen to his father.

#5012
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:38 AM
This scarf suddenly went from "nowhere to be found in the entire manga" to "Mikasa Ackerman" status.
Speaking of Mikasa, anyone else think she was going for the kiss in chapter 50?
Why they gotta make hinata give a scarf to Naruto, AND WHY A RED ONE! UGH
I was told i looked like a beaver..
#5013
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:40 AM

#5014
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:45 AM
#5015
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:45 AM
Let me know when you're done with your rant.You forgot the contrived villain and the contrived flashback.
I refuse to believe that the character that has always been about never giving up and never changing. The same character that blow his kittening hand off for Sasuke. He never gave up on Sasuke but ends up giving up on Sakura.
Would all of a sudden not only forget his real feelings for Sakura but also not even bother to at least tell her that he loves her. At least have a proper confession and a proper rejection. Not ignoring it.
My blood is boiling.
@rocci not yet posted probably tomorrow no promises. But it will be posted this weekend.
Oh and yeah, I like to believe his arm connected to his brain.
#5016
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:46 AM
We need to force this pairing but with what?! A scarf! Why not! Hell, it's only good for winter, so let's!Speaking of Mikasa, anyone else think she was going for the kiss in chapter 50?
Why they gotta make hinata give a scarf to Naruto, AND WHY A RED ONE! UGH
#5017
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:49 AM
Speaking of Mikasa, anyone else think she was going for the kiss in chapter 50?
Why they gotta make hinata give a scarf to Naruto, AND WHY A RED ONE! UGH
The kiss on Erin?
"I am the One-Eyed King."
#5018
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:51 AM
Let me know when you're done with your rant.
Oh and yeah, I like to believe his arm connected to his brain.
I will.
So in the end he blow his brains out.
Sakura would've ...... his brains out. However his brain is already gone.
Which I've told you - time and time again - is dangerous! There will never be consensus, son, among those you have helped to ascend. They will all differ in their views of what it means to be free. The peace you so desperately seek does not exist.
These men are united now by a common cause. But when this battle is finished they will fall to fighting amongst themselves about how best to ensure control. In time it will lead to war. You will see.
#5019
Posted 22 November 2014 - 02:53 AM
Lol. And thanks.I will.
So in the end he blow his brains out.
Sakura would've ...... his brains out. However his brain is already gone.
Seriously, I'm trying to think the boring pairing than this one. Can someone help me out here? Remember, shounen only.
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