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#481 Lady_duckish

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:34 AM

so let me get this straight, Salada is not Sakura's biological child and  Sakura is sick and broke ? Why is her life turning out like the mean girl is some stupid one dimensional teen movie ? Why is she being punished?

 

Adoption is a beautiful thing, but from the way all this is sounding its going to be used as some vehicle for making Sakura look pathetic, to go along with her sad broken life. 

 

Why?


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:36 AM

I see Kishimoto just cant help himself with all the pairing drama lol

 

So now it is SasuSaku vs SasuKarin now  :argh:

 

Well, my money is on Sarada being Sakura's daughter. I refuse to be baited. I will be laughing at the SasuSaku fans though. I mean, did they really think that SasuSaku would be a happy perfect relationship like "naruhina"? then again, all the kids seem to have one issue or the other with their parents. lol

 

 

I would be lying if I said I wasn't interested in this stuff. Say what you want about Kishimoto but he knows how to get people talking  :lmao:


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:37 AM

so let me get this straight, Salada is not Sakura's biological child and  Sakura is sick and broke ? Why is her life turning out like the mean girl is some stupid one dimensional teen movie ? Why is she being punished?
 
Adoption is a beautiful thing, but from the way all this is sounding its going to be used as some vehicle for making Sakura look pathetic, to go along with her sad broken life. 
 
Why?

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Oh marry her.

But before that, ss will do some sexy 50 shade of gray S&M.

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:38 AM

I hate. So kittening much. Can't they go and ruin someone else's life? Someone who, for kittening once, isn't Sakura? 


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:39 AM

I see Kishimoto just cant help himself with all the pairing drama lol

 

So now it is SasuSaku vs SasuKarin now :laugh

 

Well, my money is on Sarada being Sakura's daughter. I refuse to be baited. I will be laughing at the SasuSaku fans though. I mean, did they really think that SasuSaku would be a happy perfect relationship like "naruhina"? then again, all the kids seem to have one issue or the other with their parents. lol

 

 

I would be lying if I said I wasn't interested in this stuff. Say what you want about Kishimoto but he knows how to get people talking :laugh

Kishi is heavy handed with the "red herrings" and "tricks". He would make Salad a perfect replica of Karin, suggest its biological and then say otherwise. That was basically the entire romantic plot of his story.


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:40 AM

Kishi is heavy handed with the "red herrings" and "tricks". He would make Salad a perfect replica of Karin, suggest its biological and then say otherwise. That was basically the entire romantic plot of his story.

Nope, that is his entire plot.

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:41 AM

so let me get this straight, Salada is not Sakura's biological child and  Sakura is sick and broke ? Why is her life turning out like the mean girl is some stupid one dimensional teen movie ? Why is she being punished?

 

Adoption is a beautiful thing, but from the way all this is sounding its going to be used as some vehicle for making Sakura look pathetic, to go along with her sad broken life. 

 

Why?

Yup our once beloved and only heroine being trampled down and destroyed. Is there nothing more happiness left for her?


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:41 AM

 

Boobs-hime maybe? The day that Boobs-hime got all her gloury was also the day Sakura fell down in the depths.

 

I think Beautiful has a more interesting and decent plot than this short gaiden.

Mi stanno davvero facendo salire il nazismo...bestemmia-worthy. Che merda d'uomo che è Sasuke. Una Merdaccia. 

 

Compared to this Beautiful is....I don't know....maybe a pearl of the new-age television. 

 

I want my poor bby to tell everyone to kitten off, take her maybe-not-daughter away and go conquer a small country. Or something. 

 

Still trying to understand why Sakura (che si è fatta il culo a paiolo per tutta la sua fottutissima vita) is the only one who has to receive this kitten treatment. 

 

 

 

 

I totes wanna start a Sakura HARUNO defence squad. 

 

 

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Yeah. You're right. XD I'm a growly ball of anger, hissing and spitting right now.

Better start harnessing it, I do believe I'll need it.   :zaru:


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:44 AM

But I just can't. That's so horrible.  :down: Can't they just give her a smidge of happiness after all the kitten she did for the world? I want to cuddle her so bad. Cuddle her and take away from that kittenhole that is Konoha. 

 

Meh. I'm being too emotional.  :argh:

If he didn't write her as the pathetic delusional Sasuke fangirl she is in the end  and made her strong moved on to Naruto and still having a career or  end up single  then yeah . But as its now with this ending since 693,699/700 and all the rest till now  I don't see how it would  fix that and her disgusting pathetic characterization even if she was written "happy" in all of this kitten  :confused:.  There is just no fixing this sexist ass kitten  :sick: . I'm actually very glad this is turned into even bigger pile of kitten bc its an eye opener for everyone who supported this kitten and this sexist disgusting piece of kitten of an author  :sick:. I hope this amateur never writes a single thing after this kitten  :down:

 

Oh duchess don't be just focus on how hilarious this kitten is and the SS's salty tears like all of us do :zaru:.      


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:44 AM

I think, if NS become canon, we will get minato gaiden.

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:45 AM

to be honest, I think that's where Naruto comes in lol. To be her Knight and Shining Armor, and then she FINALLY realizes that it's always been Naruto. And after that, Hinata learns how to kitten herself. Lol...

I wish, but the way this is going, Sasuke's gonna magically show up at the hospital and Sakura will wake up. And of course, Sasuke would come back all of a sudden like this :zaru:
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:46 AM

You guys, I officially love Sarada, she doesn't mince her words and she's real af. I can't believe Sakura tore down the whole kittening house though. And a loan? Not only is she obviously sick, but now she's poor too? I see she's still getting the poor end of the stick again. I really do feel sorry for her. Welp, I know SasuSaku fans are probably already condemning this chapter, which brings delicious tears of joy to my eyes.


Oh my god what happened?!! I told those motherf*ckers Sasusaku, I kittening TOLD THEM, if Sakura ends up with Sasuke she will have a sh*tty ending. Stupid shoujo fangirls didn't listen and now this is the price they pay, Sakura being humiliated in her own manga. kitten this story, Sakura-haters and NHers must be having a laughing field day.

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:47 AM

Oh my god this chapter....

 

 

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This chapter completely obliterated what's left of Sakura's character, seriously.

She is pathetic now

Burrito is annoying as ever

Salad however seems tolerable

Part 3 still a kitten but it would be funny if everything the anti's been saying turns out to be true

 

 

 

 

First chapter and Kishimoto is already using pairing bait ! What a pathetic man, the only thing he is good at is using his characters to create fandom drama, so cheap, another proof that this man is incapable of writing a decent story. Naruto isn't even a shoujo anymore it's a sh*tty soap opera.

 

THIS 

 

It's not a ninja story anymore it's beyond pathetic, I bet next chapter we're gonna see Salad looking for DNA tests in those new buildings downtown 


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:50 AM

I hate this new Sakura, she is a sad pathetic b*tch. Which is the whole point of course. Kishimoto is a sadistic kitten and wants to destroy Sakura completely to the ground. Even when she's already been killed, she still gets killed!!

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:54 AM

Hahahaha! The NH is blaming us NS fans for this kitten! :lmao: Check it out...

 

"Way to go Sakura x Naruto shippers, your love for your pairing crossed Kishi to the point just wanted to crush Sakura's character hopes and dreams."


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:54 AM

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Can someone please make a gif out of this  with Karin's face on DV and The Salad on Luck's  and insert the words "Salad I'm your Mother" bc that would be absolutely hilarious  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: .


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:56 AM

Hahahaha! The NH is blaming us NS fans for this kitten! :lmao: Check it out...

 

"Way to go Sakura x Naruto shippers, your love for your pairing crossed Kishi to the point just wanted to crush Sakura's character hopes and dreams."

 

This is our fault now?

 

:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

 

Oh my god 


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#498 Lady_duckish

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:57 AM

I swore I was never gonna come to this thread but...

LMFAO!!!!!!! Holy kitten I can't even contain it XD this is just too good. This is how my Thursday is shaping up:

1.) epic OP chapter = confirmed
2.) epic Bleach chapter = confirmed
3.) Salad finds out that Sakura ain't the mommy, she's never met Sasuke, Sakura threw everything away, including any kind of decency she ever had as a person, and she still didn't get the d, in fact she couldn't even get a kittening picture with Sasuke, she had to tear out Karin from Sasuke's picture, and literally tape herself next to Sasuke, and on top of it all, she apparently destroys her house because of the frustrating truth that she's kittening miserable, and got nothing that she ever wanted. Instead, she's taking care of Sasuke love child and she hasn't even screwed the man, as was her dream. Correct me if I'm wrong.

I don't even know whether to keep laughing until I'm in tears or cry because I have to wake up in 3 and a half hours. This is justice to those SStards. I'm gonna have a lot of fun with this. Ain't no shame in kingin' it like kong, no sir. :lmao:

 

 

 Sakura threw everything away, including any kind of decency she ever had as a person, and she still didn't get the d, in fact she couldn't even get a kittening picture with Sasuke, she had to tear out Karin from Sasuke's picture, and literally tape herself next to Sasuke, and on top of it all, she apparently destroys her house because of the frustrating truth that she's kittening miserable, and got nothing that she ever wanted. Instead, she's taking care of Sasuke love child and she hasn't even screwed the man, as was her dream. Correct me if I'm wrong.

This really happened ? Are you exaggerating??????? 


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:59 AM

Hahahaha! The NH is blaming us NS fans for this kitten! :lmao: Check it out...
 
"Way to go Sakura x Naruto shippers, your love for your pairing crossed Kishi to the point just wanted to crush Sakura's character hopes and dreams."


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:59 AM

I don't follow this kitten manga but then, thanks to my dashboard, I can't stop laughing. XDDDDDD






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