I'm glad Kishi didn't have a daughter.
Kishi: How is it going with your boyfriend?
Daughter: I broke up with him.
Kishi: What! Why?
Daughter: He used to beat me when he thought I got in his way.
Kishi: *slaps his daughter's face* SHAME ON YOU!! Didn't you even consider supporting him!? How dare you give up in him like that! You have a tainted heart! If he beats you there must be a reason!!
Daughter: *cries* Dad, I think I deserve better! And besides, there was someone else who always understood me and made me feel better.
Kishi: *slaps daughter's face again* WHAT!! You had a change of heart!? You cold hearted kitten! I don't remember raising you to become a slut!! Go back to your ex-boyfriend NOW!! You should NEVER give up!
Kishi's wife: Here I bring the tea you requested.
Kishi: Thank you. Oh and before you go back to the kitchen please dust the shelf.
Kishi's wife: Yes husband.
Kishi's son: I'm home now! I brought my gf with me!
GF: Nice to meet you.
Kishi: *ignores the girl* Shes different to the one you said you liked.
Kishi's son: Well that one had some competition. And she doesn't seem like the type to do some house chores. Why need to try hard when there's someone else who'll listen to everything I say?
Kishi: Good choice kid! Woman these days think they can speak their own mind and gain employment. What has this world come to?
Daughter: Jesus Christ! I'm outta here!
Edited by ramenanmitsu, 22 November 2014 - 01:39 AM.