Naruto : Alright, thanks for everything super-size sage but now, I'm hungry and their is REAL food that is waiting for me back in Konoha so, if you'll excuse me....
Elder sage : I wasn't finish!
Naruto : What !There is more!!!!
thinking : So much hope to enjoy nice, hot ramen *sigh*Elder sage : Yes, now, as I was saying ,you'll fight a boy with great power in his eyes and...this won't come without pain and sacrifice. However, hope will rise upon pain and heaven shall give you the gift that will free you from your burden.
Naruto : Alright, don't know what the last part could mean but I guess that I'll know it when I see it.
Thinking : Heaven, gift, burden!? Heaven mean probably that I'll die so that mean that death is my 'gift' and this will free me from my burden...what I can guess is the kyuubi. While Naruto is still thinking
Elder sage : Ummm!
Other frog : What is it great elder?
Elder sage : It's very hard to say, it's from a distance future...Ah! I see now, a child will be born when Heaven and Earth will unite.
Naruto :
Still thinking : It's better that I don't mention that to anyone...WAIT, a child, WHAT THE....!?Naruto : A child!? Did you just say that I'll have a CHILD!?
and when we least expect it
Gost Jiraya : Holly molly! The moment when the gaki will become a man.
Naruto : ERO-SENNIN! WHAT THE...! HOW!?...I mean you and Pein and...WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Jiraya : And I thought you'd be happy to see me.
Naruto : But you DIED! How can you can still be HERE!?
Jiraya : Let just say that I'm stuck here because I have unfinished 'business'...now, great sage, can you tell me the last part but with lots and LOTS of details !
Naruto : THE HELL !? I won't let you discover a DAMN thing about THAT!!!!!!
Jiraya : AWWWW!! But Gaki, I'm bored. Beside, you'll learn lots of thing from this.
While student and master fight
Elder sage : Ummm! What is this?...I see another child...a girl...with pink hair!? This t is very unusual.
Both stop arguing
Naruto/Jiraya : WHAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Naruto : a...another child...wh...with PINK hair!??????( Imagine Hinata when Naruto ask her to come with him when they first met in shippuden and you'll have a good picture of Naruto at this moment)
Jiraya : HELL YEAH! The gaki won the JACKPOT!!!!!
At the end, Jiraya try to probe the great sage for more details but don't succeed because the ghost of the VERY angry mother of the 'child of prophecy' kick his butt enough to proclaim him REALLY dead now. As for Naruto well....let just say that, for the first time since forever, he's completely speechless and has a very VERY red face
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My god, that was lame but I couldn't help it. I would have explain more about the 'gift' and 'burden' but I'm to lazy for that so, I'll let you guys guess what it is