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#48121 Lady Lys

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:15 PM

Read it with Mortal Kombat movie theme.

HAHAHAHHAHAAH. OMG! GENIUS. HAHAHHA  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

 

 

Oh...looks nice. I must read absolutely it

 

Worry not! even the italian translation is as sucky as the original text. (ci sono anche parodie. E sono decisamente meglio quelle.)  :lmao:


Edited by Lady Lys, 06 January 2015 - 05:15 PM.

- L'inguaribile ottimismo di un dodo.

Hungry for glory - AS Roma 1927

 

 

But they were all of them deceived, for another canon was made. In the land of Japan, in the fires of Studio Pierrot, the dark Lord Kishimoto forged in secret a master canon, to control all others, and into this canon, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One canon to rule them all.


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:16 PM

I actually read a few pages with my best friend. We laughed so much we had tears streaming down our faces.  :lmao:

500+ pages full of porn and BS :twitch:

I just saw the trailer. Everything was fine, until I got to the last twenty seconds or so and heard that girl saying:"Delighten me then." That's when I knew that seeing the movie would just give me eye cancer.


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:17 PM

I'm not going to survive when this movie comes out, apparently my friend bought me a ticket and told me to see it just as the final movie. I was like you know it's going to be a piece of kitten movie right, like seriously just look at everything? Then I remember he's the types that wants see it to believe it,   and thankfully it's not in Dub (I hope) RTN was an exception for obvious reasons, but this definitely doesn't get that treatment. Thankfully I'm already prepared because I told him look I'm not wasting money on that kitten, but you can buy two tickets if you want which he did and I know he's gonna regret it dearly. The only thing I'm doing is paying for lunch or dinner (whenever the timing is) that is where my money will go for that day. Also while in the theaters I'll probably just play Pokemon as the movie is playing while I'm listening to music on my phone.   


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#48124 Lady Lys

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:17 PM

500+ pages full of porn and BS :twitch:

I just saw the trailer. Everything was fine, until I got to the last twenty seconds or so and heard that girl saying:"Delighten me then." That's when I knew that seeing the movie would just give me eye cancer.

Sad thing is that it's not even porn. At least porn would be more interesting that that kitten.  :zaru:


- L'inguaribile ottimismo di un dodo.

Hungry for glory - AS Roma 1927

 

 

But they were all of them deceived, for another canon was made. In the land of Japan, in the fires of Studio Pierrot, the dark Lord Kishimoto forged in secret a master canon, to control all others, and into this canon, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One canon to rule them all.


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:18 PM

Yup, so true.

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:20 PM

Lol the mortal kombat movie theme

HAHAHAHHAHAAH. OMG! GENIUS. HAHAHHA  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
 
 
 
Worry not! even the italian translation is as sucky as the original text. (ci sono anche parodie. E sono decisamente meglio quelle.)  :lmao:

Sorry bit i am buying it :)

http://i.imgur.com/OciPjpr.jpg

Da notare il voto medio looool

Edited by 六道仙人, 06 January 2015 - 05:26 PM.

は天才バスケットマン桜木花道。

"I'm the Basketball genius, Hanamichi Sakuragi"

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:22 PM

I'm not going to survive when this movie comes out, apparently my friend bought me a ticket and told me to see it just as the final movie. I was like you know it's going to be a piece of kitten movie right, like seriously just look at everything? Then I remember he's the types that wants see it to believe it,   and thankfully it's not in Dub (I hope) RTN was an exception for obvious reasons, but this definitely doesn't get that treatment. Thankfully I'm already prepared because I told him look I'm not wasting money on that kitten, but you can buy two tickets if you want which he did and I know he's gonna regret it dearly. The only thing I'm doing is paying for lunch or dinner (whenever the timing is) that is where my money will go for that day. Also while in the theaters I'll probably just play Pokemon as the movie is playing while I'm listening to music on my phone.   

God speed!

I haven't been so disappointed in a movie since Pokemon The First Movie.

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:23 PM

People be smart...Neji fans seem to ship NejiHina, NejiTen and NaruSaku. for the most part and same for some Sasuke fans in Japan probably due to Team 7

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:23 PM

Sad thing is that it's not even porn. At least porn would be more interesting that that kitten.  :zaru:

I just read the synopsis of first book. It's so stupid. :lmao: I can't say anything else about it.


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- Sakata Gintoki, Gintama

 


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:24 PM

God speed!

I haven't been so disappointed in a movie since Pokemon The First Movie.

:argh: What you mean?! It's my movie :umm:

Edited by RyohkiFan, 06 January 2015 - 05:24 PM.

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:24 PM

So much. But apparently women cannot function if they have no boyfriend.  :zaru:
Had I been the girl I would have kneed him in the nads so hard he'd spit them out.  :hm:
He even wanted her to bark, and when he jokingly told her he'd buy her a dog-collar for christmas, she said 'ok, whatever you want to buy me will make me happy.'
EXCUSE ME, BUT WTF?!?!!??  :facepalm:
 

On plot and logic of a typical manga? Yes, definitely, it was the logical path to follow in canon. In fanon people (and tards) can do whatever the hell they want, but in canon, NS was what should have happened.
I personally ship it because out of all the others it was what I'd would have preferred my relationship to be like if I were in Sakura's place, a light, funny relationship based on mutual respect and that has as bases a very strong friendship. But then we got Sauce who's never home and left Sakura to dust and look after their daughter and NH with a stalker-like, obsessed I-dont-care-about-anythingbut-Nardo-kon psycho for a wife and 'the worst scumbag I-liked-you-only-for-rivalry-with-the-Sauce' husband.  :zaru:
 
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Yes, the fact that NS is the only healthy relationship is a big factor, too.

I have to ask...and I know I won't get an answer...but did nobody in SP or Kishimoto's studio say anything about how the ending makes no sense? You mean to tell me that not one of these guys look at this panels and said "Wait....how does this work? I don't understand." Not one had the smarts to say "You know, Kishimoto-sensei, this won't fly. The reasoning makes no sense?"
 
Im sorry, but even though I am 27, going on 28, why do I feel adults only get dumber and more cynical rather than actually making grown-up thoughts? I hope I don't end up like that.


Adults get more cynical because they realize people are mostly awful.

Also, that LAP about Sakura and SS from a few pages back was on point.

#48132 Lady Lys

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:25 PM

Lol the mortal kombat movie theme


Sorry bit i am buying it :)

http://i.imgur.com/OciPjpr.jpg

*Barfs*

Have fun! And don't expect to find anything hardcore in it even tough it's supposed to be a S&M porny book.  :twitch:

She's worse than Bella Swan and he's the idealtype of the hot-smoking-cool-omg-prince-de-sta-ceppa.

Buona Fortuna.  :argh:


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But they were all of them deceived, for another canon was made. In the land of Japan, in the fires of Studio Pierrot, the dark Lord Kishimoto forged in secret a master canon, to control all others, and into this canon, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One canon to rule them all.


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:26 PM

I'm not going to survive when this movie comes out, apparently my friend bought me a ticket and told me to see it just as the final movie. I was like you know it's going to be a piece of kitten movie right, like seriously just look at everything? Then I remember he's the types that wants see it to believe it,   and thankfully it's not in Dub (I hope) RTN was an exception for obvious reasons, but this definitely doesn't get that treatment. Thankfully I'm already prepared because I told him look I'm not wasting money on that kitten, but you can buy two tickets if you want which he did and I know he's gonna regret it dearly. The only thing I'm doing is paying for lunch or dinner (whenever the timing is) that is where my money will go for that day. Also while in the theaters I'll probably just play Pokemon as the movie is playing while I'm listening to music on my phone.   

Make sure you turn on the music as loud as possible to block out Hinata-himes voice.

Thank god, I'll only see it online with my friend. Never in a million yrs would I waste my money for this kitten.


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- Sakata Gintoki, Gintama

 


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:26 PM

Mexico.


NOMAMES.

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:27 PM

:argh: What you mean?! It's my movie :umm:

Well, maybe USA edition made it bad, but who knows.

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:31 PM

well,
that's not only problem

I've been facing problem regarding my edication tho lol...


I am a girl, so ... Men & even women in my family don't like that I've gone this far! :wallbash:
that's a different problem


and u know, when I rejected a guy(since, I never loved him), I was hated by all his friend...

but I never loved him!! WTF can't I even reject a guy

PS: I really have a bad experience in terms of love...

Why do you even care about what that guy thinks and most of all his friends, since you denied him. Does it even matter? And yeah...I do know how it works in here. I have a bad experience as well. But thay doesn't mean all.girls will be the same. There are nice girls out there...boys...for you

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:32 PM

Well, Hinata surely got a characters with as much character development as she has. Practically - 0.

I wonder where is real Naruto and Sakura.



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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:33 PM

I have to ask...and I know I won't get an answer...but did nobody in SP or Kishimoto's studio say anything about how the ending makes no sense? You mean to tell me that not one of these guys look at this panels and said "Wait....how does this work? I don't understand." Not one had the smarts to say "You know, Kishimoto-sensei, this won't fly. The reasoning makes no sense?"
 

Im sorry, but even though I am 27, going on 28, why do I feel adults only get dumber and more cynical rather than actually making grown-up thoughts? I hope I don't end up like that.

 

I dunno, James, sometimes I wonder if some younger generations're gonna be dumber. I'm 31, for God's sake, and I see a lot of teenagers who come off as dumb as bricks!



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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:34 PM

http://sachiimai.tum...07317163373/lol
WTF!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO NARUTO.

RAPE IS WRONG LIKE....WUT?

LMAO, 



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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:34 PM

God speed!

I haven't been so disappointed in a movie since Pokemon The First Movie.

 

haha that movie feel ancient just thinking about, but I got to say this even That movie has some rewatchability unlike this... I still enjoyed it, but the movie did have it's problems which can't be ignored. 

 

Off Topic, but my favorite pokemon movie has to be this one: 

 

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Make sure you turn on the music as loud as possible to block out Hinata-himes voice.

Thank god, I'll only see it online with my friend. Never in a million yrs would I waste my money for this kitten.

 

Don't worry I plan to do just that, and plus I do plan on making a rant video about The Last so it all fits, I am a genius  :chuckle: , ooh I can already expect a lot of negative comments from a few mountain ranges a head of me. 

 

Yup, and he asked why have food afterwards when we get eat at the theater and my response "To get that bad taste of of my mouth. Have something better quality than The Last."


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