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#44981 BecauseYouLetRinDie

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:13 PM

....I like Sarada  :umm:
I still think she's a Sasukarin child that Sakura adopted (because, BANANA...)
 
 
The other children can rot in hell. Especially Puttanata's spawn.  :hm:
Himawari is traumatizing to see, really she should be given the award for ugliest child ever created in a series.  :twitch:
There's not a thing I like in her, from the monstrous swifter-duster-like hair, to her dead-fish-like eyes, to that damn TWO whiskers (why only 2?!), to the air of general stupidity she inherited from her mother. PUAH.  :sick:
Burrito's a brat, but compared to his sister he's much more okay-looking.
The other children are a joke. A poorly made joke.

I laughed more than I should have at the swifter-duster hair. Lmao
That is such an accurate description.

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:15 PM

1. Lol, I'm not trying to justify Naruto at all, at least he was worried about her for whatever reason he was besides her, and she didn't care of him after Sasuke being back.
2. But that's your logic, where was her intenshion of doing anything of that? From healthy logic, she woudn't even stand in front of person that tried to kill her asking to go out with him on a long traveling, but you use this type of logic "they show us, that means canon", from there - Sakura just totally earesed Naruto from her life after "Thank you, Sakura-chan".
3. Yeap, but he was surprised by it ch260, p2.
But that's all thanks to Kishimoto, that our favorit characters now are both - greatest scumbag, and poor girl that was used by two douchbags in their rivaly game =(

1. She did care for him, if she didn't she wouldn't have healed him in chapter 699. If you're talking about after Sasuke came back then the same could be said for Naruto. In the end, they both didn't care for each other. I don't see him worrying for Sakura in chapter 699 either.

2. Oh yeah, then Naruto must have left the village as a missing-nin with Jiraiya because he was too excited about learning a new jutsu he didn't give a damn about saying bye to his friends even though he was leaving for three years. Because by healthy logic, he shouldn't have chased after a guy who just chidori'd his chest. So seems like Naruto and Sakura are matching their actions :) He must have only been forgiven because Tsunade was nice to him.

Sakura erased Naruto out of his life and so did Naruto after the "thank you" moment. So what you're trying to say is that they are equals up to chapter 699?

3. And that means what exactly?

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:16 PM

When chapter 699 and 700 were first released, alot of the blame was put on Sakura. Then The Last happened and then all the blame was put on Naruto. I find it interesting how The Last has turned the NS dymanic from part 1 on it's head. Now Sakura is just a poor victim of Naruto's rivalry game with Sasuke. 

 

As I've said before, I wonder if the Sakura haters acknowledge The Last as canon. I'm sure they do. Anything else would be quite hypocritical. -_-  

 

To me this perfectly illustrates why we shouldn't respect the ending.

 

Sakura is not just a shallow fangirl. It's true that she started out that way, but throughout the manga we have seen her develop and mature. Everything was hinting towards her moving on from her childish infatuation with Sasuke. 

 

Naruto is not a selfish, minpulative jerk who chased after a girl for 7 years just to get in her pants so that he could spite his arch rival who never even really cared for her in the first place.

 

Naruto and Sakura both got screwed over with this ending which has pretty much undermined everything that ever made this series good. 

 

I would also like to point out that Obito has always been heavily criticised on this forum. For a long time, it was common practice to post the "Coolest guy" page in order to illustrate just how ridiculous Kishi's fetish for forgiving villains was. :wink:  


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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:17 PM

Bottom line: Naruto and Sakura died together, and one of them got it the worst.

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:17 PM

Sasuke is not heterosexual. Nobody can make me believe that.As for how Sarada was born? Science is quite advanced these days.

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:19 PM

Haha that is exactly why I ship it.Sasuke is so twisted, Itachi even more so.It makes for good fanfiction.Plus the fanartists are awesome.
This forum is actually quite nice . You wouldn't believe the names I've been called for simply reblogging a fanart.

Which frankly is stupid and disgusting. People should be free to ship what they want. 

As long as they are polite and don't harass others or try to make them like their OTP forcibly (this happens so many times it's almost disturbing. Now that I think about it this is the modus operandi  of a typical NHtard..)

People are also free to not-ship what they want, without being harassed for it, but unfortunately too many people are still too immature and childish to understand this concept. People have their opinions and nothing more than debate should be done about them. At least in most cases on the majority of topics.

 

 

Lol I don't mind YOU shipping it...or anyone else for that matter. It's just not my thing. Just like SS isn't my cuppa tea...

Any Sasuke pairing is just not my tea :zaru:

 

:hehehe: But if I were to give you a Sakura crackship..... 

 

 

I laughed more than I should have at the swifter-duster hair. Lmao
That is such an accurate description.

 

Hahaha. I remember thinking that I saw something exactly like Himawari's hair. and then BOOM. SWIFFER DUSTER. It's so similar it's almost scary. :chuckle:  


Edited by Lady Lys, 02 January 2015 - 09:19 PM.

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#44987 NarutoUzumaki01

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:23 PM

1. She did care for him, if she didn't she wouldn't have healed him in chapter 699. If you're talking about after Sasuke came back then the same could be said for Naruto. In the end, they both didn't care for each other. I don't see him worrying for Sakura in chapter 699 either.

2. Oh yeah, then Naruto must have left the village as a missing-nin with Jiraiya because he was too excited about learning a new jutsu he didn't give a damn about saying bye to his friends even though he was leaving for three years. Because by healthy logic, he shouldn't have chased after a guy who just chidori'd his chest. So seems like Naruto and Sakura are matching their actions :) He must have only been forgiven because Tsunade was nice to him.

Sakura erased Naruto out of his life and so did Naruto after the "thank you" moment.

3. And that means what exactly?

1. I was waiting for this comment, She didn't "care" for him it was her duty, as medic, don't you think? On other part - Naruto still covered her in fight with Madara, but easyly could use her as Sasuke.

2.  He gave promise to Sakura, and walked with Jiraiya, no one else gave a 2 kitten's about him actually at that time, lol. Tsunade was aware of Jiraiyas' actions.

3. That's panel of Naruto and Sakura with palm on his face.

But we both arguing about stupid things, it's just me don't like that you tolerate Sakura's actions in 699, and no, you could say anything about Naruto in 699, and you will be right - he too was killed there, he dropped his balls and was nowhere around Sakura and Sasuke, just like Hinata for 699 chapters.



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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:24 PM

Which frankly is stupid and disgusting. People should be free to ship what they want. 
As long as they are polite and don't harass others or try to make them like their OTP forcibly (this happens so many times it's almost disturbing. Now that I think about it this is the modus operandi  of a typical NHtard..)
People are also free to not-ship what they want, without being harassed for it, but unfortunately too many people are still too immature and childish to understand this concept. People have their opinions and nothing more than debate should be done about them. At least in most cases on the majority of topics.
 
 
 
:hehehe: But if I were to give you a Sakura crackship..... 
 
 
 
Hahaha. I remember thinking that I saw something exactly like Himawari's hair. and then BOOM. SWIFFER DUSTER. It's so similar it's almost scary. :chuckle:  


Lol of course! Because I like Sakura's character.

I don't care for Sasuke in the least :umm:

It looks like himawari tried to cut her own damn hair and kittened it up, like her mom did with the story :zaru:

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:30 PM

This thread kinda looks like it's turned into a Naruto-bashing thread.

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:31 PM

This thread kinda looks like it's turned into a Naruto-bashing thread.

Canon-wise, lol



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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:36 PM

[quote name="NarutoUzumaki01" post="722123" timestamp="1420233839"]1. I was waiting for this comment, She didn't "care" for him it was her duty, as medic, don't you think? On other part - Naruto still covered her in fight with Madara, but easyly could use her as Sasuke.[/quote]
Naruto covering her fight with Madara was his duty will be my reply.

But you and I both know that Naruto and Sakura not caring for each other are bs right? They cared for each other until chapter 698. Deal with it. Or do you want to continue with how Naruto was the poor guy who cared for Sakura, while Sakura was forever a cold-hearted b*tch who NEVER cared for him?

2.  He gave promise to Sakura, and walked with Jiraiya, no one else gave a 2 kitten's about him actually at that time, lol. Tsunade was aware of Jiraiyas' actions.[/quote] And so was Kakashi about Sakura. Iruka cared about him. Hinata did. Neji did. Chouji did.

3. That's panel of Naruto and Sakura with palm on his face.
But we both arguing about stupid things, it's just me don't like that you tolerate Sakura's actions in 699, and no, you could say anything about Naruto in 699, and you will be right - he too was killed there, he dropped his balls and was nowhere around Sakura and Sasuke, just like Hinata for 699 chapters.[/quote]
Yes, our arguments are kittening stupid. And I myself can't tolerate you trying to demonize Sakura more than necessary by saying things like she healed Naruto for duty or tried to become a missing nin because she's a fangirl in order to make her look bad as you possibly can while there are no panels to prove this. Do you see me disagreeing with people calling her a fangirl? Do you see me disagreeing with people saying that her development stopped in chapter 698? Do you seeing me disagreeing that Sasuke is bad for her development? If you can't stand me not bashing Sakura enough that's YOUR problem, not mine. So stop bothering me just because I'm not hating on Sakura enough as you want me to. This isn't the anti thread so I'm not obliged to make anti-rants about her. Thank you.

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:36 PM

This thread kinda looks like it's turned into a Naruto-bashing thread.

Well, that's because that's what Japan is feeling right now. it's true what terrorking said, which I can't rep because of limits, it's rather sad that we thought Sakura got assasinsted badly, which she still did, but Naruto got the worst and pretty assasinated the story with it. Story got damaged so bad that it was on life support (sorry for this analogy), but the movie did it.

Amazing how hero/heroine got killed by anti/side. Who would have thought.

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:38 PM

When chapter 699 and 700 were first released, alot of the blame was put on Sakura. Then The Last happened and then all the blame was put on Naruto. I find it interesting how The Last has turned the NS dymanic from part 1 on it's head. Now Sakura is just a poor victim of Naruto's rivalry game with Sasuke. 
 
As I've said before, I wonder if the Sakura haters acknowledge The Last as canon. I'm sure they do. Anything else would be quite hypocritical. -_-  
 
To me this perfectly illustrates why we shouldn't respect the ending.
 
Sakura is not just a shallow fangirl. It's true that she started out that way, but throughout the manga we have seen her develop and mature. Everything was hinting towards her moving on from her childish infatuation with Sasuke. 
 
Naruto is not a selfish, minpulative jerk who chased after a girl for 7 years just to get in her pants so that he could spite his arch rival who never even really cared for her in the first place.
 
Naruto and Sakura both got screwed over with this ending which has pretty much undermined everything that ever made this series good. 
 
I would also like to point out that Obito has always been heavily criticised on this forum. For a long time, it was common practice to post the "Coolest guy" page in order to illustrate just how ridiculous Kishi's fetish for forgiving villains was. :wink:


A good point that's getting lost at times. Everything after 698 is such a departure for so many characters. The Last even more. But it's not just Naruto that's ruined.

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:38 PM

I think it was this post: http://olayans.tumblr.com/post/102083201530/kishi-has-no-inspiration-xddddddddddddd
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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:39 PM

Uchiha Sarada Salad is the most stupid name I have never heard in my life.


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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:41 PM

Well, that's because that's what Japan is feeling right now. it's true what terrorking said, which I can't rep because of limits, it's rather sad that we thought Sakura got assasinsted badly, which she still did, but Naruto got the worst and pretty assasinated the story with it. Story got damaged so bad that it was on life support (sorry for this analogy), but the movie did it.
Amazing how hero/heroine got killed by anti/side. Who would have thought.


I know. And it's a shame. I would think this would be a place where we can treat him a little kinder, though, acknowledging who is responsible for the character assassination.

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:43 PM

Uchiha Sarada Salad is the most stupid name I have never heard in my life.

My girlfriend was face palming all day and kept saying who the hell name their kid that. Oddly enough, where they even get the idea of food name for their kid which none of them associated with it. Like what? I actually agreed with that argument that all these English names sound like cater to the west for sure. I don't blame him. Heck, like one user said:

"The Last was sold out to overseas markets. Too bad, most of the overseas fans who anti the ending will never watch this garbage."

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:44 PM

Going by "canon" Naruto is a fake, petty punk ass POS who USED Sakura and purposely tried to jack her romantic aspirations all to hell. Not to mention he's an idiot who can't tell the difference between romantic love and the love one feels for objects or concepts :hm:

Sorry but that sounds like an ass hole to me.

But he doesn't trump good old selfish Hinaata :zaru:

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:47 PM

And everybody was having so much fun <___>



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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:47 PM

Uchiha Sarada Salad is the most stupid name I have never heard in my life.

It is the stupidest name i have never heard in my life.


Edited by Advaith, 02 January 2015 - 09:48 PM.






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