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#4481 Lady Lys

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Posted 21 February 2015 - 03:34 PM

Duchess is that you !?  :wot:

 

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They all came to me  I haven't torture anyone  they all wanted some of my sexiness  :argh:  And I'm such a innocent guy that I just couldn't refuse  :umm: .

 

True She was my first love  :wub: .

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!  Throw your history diploma now  :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  :argh:

I'm much less wrinkly. >_> :P

I'm not gonna throw it away, I just didn't know you were born in Skopje.  :umm:

You mean, horrendous, evil monster.  :cry:

 

 

EVERY DAMN THING I TELL YOU :argh:

 

OMG YES!!! NOW WE ARE MORE AWARE!!! KEEP VIGL!  :argh:


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But they were all of them deceived, for another canon was made. In the land of Japan, in the fires of Studio Pierrot, the dark Lord Kishimoto forged in secret a master canon, to control all others, and into this canon, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One canon to rule them all.


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Posted 21 February 2015 - 03:39 PM

I'm much less wrinkly. >_> :P
I'm not gonna throw it away, I just didn't know you were born in Skopje.  :umm:
You mean, horrendous, evil monster.  :cry:
 
 
 
OMG YES!!! NOW WE ARE MORE AWARE!!! KEEP VIGL!  :argh:

I say we go and raid his basement and screw him :hm:

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Posted 21 February 2015 - 03:44 PM

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wait.... Father has more than 100 years? Or has he just traveled through the time? Because Madre Teresa was born almost 100 years ago :/

Nope I came in the shape of a ghost  just like the SO6P  :pimp: .

 

Say you couldn't control your emotions :hm:

No wonder she came to me :hm: She wanted wisdom and told me that she was troubled by someone named Philip :hm:

I only wanted to help them  :umm:

 

That's not true I send her to you  bc you needed my almighty lessons so I sent her to teach my divine love and share it with you guys  I taught her everything she knows :smug:   

 

I'm much less wrinkly. >_> :P

I'm not gonna throw it away, I just didn't know you were born in Skopje.  :umm:

You mean, horrendous, evil monster.  :cry:

OMG YES!!! NOW WE ARE MORE AWARE!!! KEEP VIGL!  :argh:

I see so you use some special cream to mask your wrinkles  :smug: .

 

Hmmmm!? I'll let that one pass then XD .

 

I'm not a monster I ma cute little innocent fox  :argh:  Both of you know nothing  :hm: .

 

I say we go and raid his basement and screw him :hm:

Keep your filthy hands away from my holly basement  :hm:


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Posted 21 February 2015 - 03:54 PM


I only wanted to help them  :umm:
 
That's not true I send her to you  bc you needed my almighty lessons so I sent her to teach my divine love and share it with you guys  I taught her everything she knows :smug:   
 
I see so you use some special cream to mask your wrinkles  :smug: .
 
Hmmmm!? I'll let that one pass then XD .
 
I'm not a monster I ma cute little innocent fox  :argh:  Both of you know nothing  :hm: .
 
Keep your filthy hands away from my holly basement  :hm:

Yeah I know why :hm:

No wonder she didn't tell me anything but asked for Enlightenment :hm: You had given her lessons afterall :hm:

INNOCENT FOX!???!!? :wot: Then even Scarlett Johansson is my girlfriend :hm:

No way :hm: I have to.purify it. Remove that red colour first which troubles everyone's eyes!

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Posted 21 February 2015 - 03:55 PM

father, what kinda gentelman you are if you go to say to women they use masks to hide wrinkles? :argh:

 

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#4486 Lady Lys

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Posted 21 February 2015 - 04:02 PM

I say we go and raid his basement and screw him :hm:

:argh:  :argh:

...dare I ask in what sense?

'Cause if you mean in the biblical one I want no part in it!!  :argh:  :argh: I leave you two boys to it....*inches away* 

 

 

I see so you use some special cream to mask your wrinkles  :smug: .

 

Hmmmm!? I'll let that one pass then XD .

 

I'm not a monster I ma cute little innocent fox  :argh:  Both of you know nothing  :hm: .

 

Keep your filthy hands away from my holly basement  :hm:

 

YOUUUU!! I'll give you wrinkles!  :kukuku:

 

You see, you quack?! Look at your son! That is a gentleman, you are a fool.

NOW RUN! *cracks whip*


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Posted 21 February 2015 - 04:05 PM

:argh:  :argh:
...dare I ask in what sense?
'Cause if you mean in the biblical one I want no part in it!!  :argh:  :argh: I leave you two boys to it....*inches away* 
 

Biblical one? And what is that way? :umm: I was saying we go down his basement with guns and bazookas....escort the girls outta it and thenn....BANG!

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#4488 Lady Lys

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Posted 21 February 2015 - 04:09 PM

Biblical one? And what is that way? :umm: I was saying we go down his basement with guns and bazookas....escort the girls outta it and thenn....BANG!

http://it.urbandicti...=biblical sense

 

*runs away* 

 

Definitely not what you had in mind then.  :fu:


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Posted 21 February 2015 - 04:16 PM

Yeah I know why :hm:

No wonder she didn't tell me anything but asked for Enlightenment :hm: You had given her lessons afterall :hm:

INNOCENT FOX!???!!? :wot: Then even Scarlett Johansson is my girlfriend :hm:

No way :hm: I have to.purify it. Remove that red colour first which troubles everyone's eyes!

Shut up you know nothing It was all me who transferred my healing powers and wisdom to her you should be thanking me Tg93_PTs.gif

 

Hahahaha!!! Liar no she's not bc Scarlet is also in my basement  :th_yeah:

 

Be gone you demon no one touches my Red Room of Purifying Love   :msmack: .

father, what kinda gentelman you are if you go to say to women they use masks to hide wrinkles? :argh:

 

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Listen son there is no such thing as being an gentlemen bc women are vicious and they'll strip you from power the moment you show weakness   :angry:  Take example of your mother she belong to a Snake Loving Clan  :cuss:

:argh:  :argh:

...dare I ask in what sense?

'Cause if you mean in the biblical one I want no part in it!!  :argh:  :argh: I leave you two boys to it....*inches away* 

 

YOUUUU!! I'll give you wrinkles!  :kukuku:

 

You see, you quack?! Look at your son! That is a gentleman, you are a fool.

NOW RUN! *cracks whip*

Ewwwwwwww!!! Scratch that away now  :argh:  :sick: .

 

You can't I'm a Ghost remember  :th_yeah:.

 

My son is still to young to understand women unfortunately -_-


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Posted 21 February 2015 - 04:19 PM

http://it.urbandicti...=biblical sense
 
*runs away* 
 
Definitely not what you had in mind then.  :fu:

I am not Firefox :umm: Don't treat me like him :umm:

@Firefox You did nothing but spoil her innocent brain :hm:

And you better run indeed! I'll be coming with Bazooka :hm:

Your Red room.....I'll see to it that nothing remains of it :hm:

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Posted 21 February 2015 - 04:21 PM

I am not Firefox :umm: Don't treat me like him :umm:

@Firefox You did nothing but spoil her innocent brain :hm:

And you better run indeed! I'll be coming with Bazooka :hm:

Your Red room.....I'll see to it that nothing remains of it :hm:

I second this! It's all his fault.  -_-

Go get him! *cheers*


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Posted 21 February 2015 - 04:23 PM

I second this! It's all his fault.  -_-
Go get him! *cheers*

Its easy to lure him :fu: I know what makes him vulnerable :hehehe:

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Posted 21 February 2015 - 04:27 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  ANYTHING BUT THAT DON'T DO IT PLEASE GOD NO  YOU'LL KILL US ALL , OH MY POOR BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE ANOTHER SEVERE TRAUMA NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!   :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  :argh: 


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Posted 21 February 2015 - 04:29 PM

father, I just have some terrible issues: oedipus complex, men adore me through I don't want really them, women too, especially them because I had to mix so various ethnic groups with marriages. Probably I will to marry some arabic woman who might me one of my loveable plotters. :argh:


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Posted 21 February 2015 - 04:33 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  ANYTHING BUT THAT DON'T DO IT PLEASE GOD NO  YOU'LL KILL US ALL , OH MY POOR BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE ANOTHER SEVERE TRAUMA NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!   :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  :argh: 

Are you willing to release Aizen-Sama and other girls from your captivity and destroy and close that Red room for all eternity? Promise us that you'd never do something like that again and will necer build a room even similar to the one you have now, again. You won't repeat this! Promise us :fu:

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Posted 21 February 2015 - 04:36 PM

You're asking me to destroy my precious darling and let go all of my life  how can you be so cruel  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry: . And they don't want to leave my wifus love it  :umm: .


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Posted 21 February 2015 - 04:36 PM

BANANA.


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Posted 21 February 2015 - 04:43 PM

You're asking me to destroy my precious darling and let go all of my life  how can you be so cruel  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry: . And they don't want to leave my wifus love it  :umm: .

No ifs and buts! :wot: I have them all. All I have to do is attach them :wot: Are you willing to release them and destroy your room for all eternity? :wot: And you will never build anything like that again and won't do something like this ever :wot: Do you promise?

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Posted 21 February 2015 - 04:50 PM

 I......I....I...NEVEEEEER :rawr:  I'LL NEVER AGREE TO SUCH A ATROCIOUS THING  I'LL RATHER SUFFER FOR ALL ETERNITY I'M TAKING ALL OF MY WIFUS WITH ME   :rawr:  .

 

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Posted 21 February 2015 - 05:06 PM

 I......I....I...NEVEEEEER :rawr:  I'LL NEVER AGREE TO SUCH A ATROCIOUS THING  I'LL RATHER SUFFER FOR ALL ETERNITY I'M TAKING ALL OF MY WIFUS WITH ME   :rawr:  .
 
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