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#4461 Michi

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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:10 PM

BTW

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this will forever hunt me for some reason. lol

& the chapter where sasuke casted a genjutsu on Sakura.

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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:15 PM

So animenewsnetwork.com has released a review for the Last. I think my eyes are bleeding:

https://www.animenew...he-movie/.85218

The tension between the two is palatable, and adorably awkward, and they never stray from the painfully shy yet quietly powerful woman and the naïve but caring and protective man we've known them to be.

 

I stopped reading after this part it made me vomit :sick:  :sick:  :sick: . I now question if thry really saw the movie bc there is no way you can say this if you aren't a biased blind NH Otaku fan :twitch:  :wallbash: . Really where the kitten is this 'strong powerful woman"  in this movie really where !? Perhaps it was when she was falling and had to saved none stop or when everyone were taking care of her ass bc she couldn't do it herself  or is it in their eyes knitting a scarf 99 % of the time considered a feat of strength and power  bc I'm lost at this level of logic  :wacko: .  

 

And LOL at  Naruto the "caring protective men"  who was willing to let his Byakugan Princess go with the villain and let the whole world burn  bc she dumped him   :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  No really I'm convinced  that they were either on drugs when they watched this and had their shipping goggles on or they didn't watch it at all bc this Review is ridiculous as kitten OMFG !!!  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:20 PM

LMFAOOOOOOO

you are on a roll today missy! :hehehe: me likey!

lol I've never dealt with NH or SS fans...LIKE EVER. I'm surprised. But I've witnessed others that have gone through that traumatizing experience. They are so kittening annoying, loud, obnoxious, & just plain idiots.

They're like a barking chihuahuas...you just want to smack them to the side.

...jk. I love chihuahuas. Chihuahuas are tolerable. :fu:

PS: I apologize to those NH & SS fans that are actually wonderful people & never attacked anyone.

Hi guuuuurl! *high fives* 

Today I feel like a rolling avalanche of lulz and sarcasm.  :smug:

 

When someone tried to do that with me I sharpened all my sarcasm and barked so loud that they turned tail and ran. It was so very satisfying.  :fan:

YES! Those extremist-nHers are like annoying yapping little rats...  :chuckle: Too bad they can't win with us, canon as they may be, they had to destroy and dismantle the whole series to give the Boob her manly (big and strong) prize. So yeah, what a cool way of having you moe, kawaii, cuuuuuute OTP win; at the expense of the whole series, but who gives a flying kitten, Hina-sama-hime-desu-kawaii-goddess can bone the Nardo, so all is right in Konoha Townsville thanks to the Powerpuff girls!  :zaru:

....why Kishi, why?....Banana.  :banana:

 

 

( I have no beef with SS, I can't even bring myself to care much about the pairing apart from the fact that it completely killed Sakura's character when there was no need to do so.)


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:22 PM

So what's new?



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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:24 PM

So what's new?

YOU!!! :argh: :argh: :zaru: :argh:



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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:25 PM

BTW

http://tacoswilleaty...ng-about-naruto

this will forever hunt me for some reason. lol
 

 

Hahaha Same here...  

I get pissed off each time I remember this...when I think that back then, we still believed in Kishi and that the ending was going to be epic ...


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:28 PM

I find it but stupid as hell that they gave the music a C but the sucky parts an A... 

 

There might be but you americans and their love for big boobs!  :zaru:  

hey I resent that, I'm american and have autsim and that perverted crap disgusts me, even my little brother hates the ending and my best friend even sees how bad naruto is  and he isn't even a fan of naruto xD


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:37 PM

YOU!!! :argh: :argh: :zaru: :argh:

Me? Nothing new with me. Well, I got this post to share.

 

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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:38 PM

The tension between the two is palatable, and adorably awkward, and they never stray from the painfully shy yet quietly powerful woman and the naïve but caring and protective man we've known them to be.

 

I stopped reading after this part it made me vomit :sick:  :sick:  :sick: . I now question if thy really saw the movie bc there is no way you can say this if you aren't a biased blind NH Otaku fan :twitch:  :wallbash: . Really were the kitten is this 'strong powerful woman"  in this movie really where !? Perhaps it was when she was falling and had to saved none stop or when everyone were taking care of her ass bc she couldn't do it herself  or is it in their eyes knitting a scarf 99 % of the time considered a feat of strength and power  bc I'm lost at this level of logic  :wacko: .  

 

And LOL at  Naruto the "caring protective men"  who was willing to let his Byakugan Princess go with the villain and let the whole world burn  bc she dumped him   :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  No really I'm convinced  that they were either on drugs when they watched this and had their shipping goggles on or they didn't watch it at all bc this Review is ridiculous as kitten OMFG !!!  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

Miss (I'm assuming) McNulty's view points miss the mark worse then a blind man in a shooting contest.



 


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:46 PM

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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:49 PM

I love this comment from ANN on Sakura's novel:

 

 

Sakura's feelings revealed? Hell we already know what happens. She gets with the abusive Sasuke for the most awkward and forced relationship in the history of manga.



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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:52 PM

Hi guuuuurl! *high fives* 
Today I feel like a rolling avalanche of lulz and sarcasm.  :smug:
 
When someone tried to do that with me I sharpened all my sarcasm and barked so loud that they turned tail and ran. It was so very satisfying.  :fan:
YES! Those extremist-nHers are like annoying yapping little rats...  :chuckle: Too bad they can't win with us, canon as they may be, they had to destroy and dismantle the whole series to give the Boob her manly (big and strong) prize. So yeah, what a cool way of having you moe, kawaii, cuuuuuute OTP win; at the expense of the whole series, but who gives a flying kitten, Hina-sama-hime-desu-kawaii-goddess can bone the Nardo, so all is right in Konoha Townsville thanks to the Powerpuff girls!  :zaru:
....why Kishi, why?....Banana.  :banana:
 
 
( I have no beef with SS, I can't even bring myself to care much about the pairing apart from the fact that it completely killed Sakura's character when there was no need to do so.)

Hina-sama-hime-desu-kawaii-goddess

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Sounds like an anime SP would work on. :zaru:

Hina-sama-hime-desu-kawaii-goddess

Our heroine will defeat the evil monster by shooting lasers from her kittens!

Hinata: by the power of moe, I shall destroy you monster! /does her battle cry/ NARUTO-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN~


 
Hahaha Same here...  
I get pissed off each time I remember this...when I think that back then, [b]we still believed in Kishi and that the ending was going to be epic/b]...

I KNOOOOOOW.

& it will forever hunt me the fact I was so close to buying tickets to japan just so I can watch the movie.

/shivers/ I saved my kittening life & my money.

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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:55 PM

Hi guuuuurl! *high fives* 

Today I feel like a rolling avalanche of lulz and sarcasm.  :smug:

 

When someone tried to do that with me I sharpened all my sarcasm and barked so loud that they turned tail and ran. It was so very satisfying.  :fan:

YES! Those extremist-nHers are like annoying yapping little rats...  :chuckle: Too bad they can't win with us, canon as they may be, they had to destroy and dismantle the whole series to give the Boob her manly (big and strong) prize. So yeah, what a cool way of having you moe, kawaii, cuuuuuute OTP win; at the expense of the whole series, but who gives a flying kitten, Hina-sama-hime-desu-kawaii-goddess can bone the Nardo, so all is right in Konoha Townsville thanks to the Powerpuff girls!  :zaru:

....why Kishi, why?....Banana.  :banana:

 

 

( I have no beef with SS, I can't even bring myself to care much about the pairing apart from the fact that it completely killed Sakura's character when there was no need to do so.)

Such a Sophisticated answer from the Grand Sophisticated Italian Duchess   :smug:  Your graciousness has no boundaries today  :chuckle:

So animenewsnetwork.com has released a review for the Last. I think my eyes are bleeding:

https://www.animenew...he-movie/.85218

I forgot to mention one more thing  .http://www.nytimes.c...anted=all&_r=2   I want whoever made this article to make one again for this series ending and The Last Retcon kitten  like he did in here from a none biased professional point of view not like this  wannabe "popular biased anime sites " who btw are fan made and not professional sign .


Edited by NarutoFireFoxUzumaki, 20 February 2015 - 06:59 PM.

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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:58 PM

Hina-sama-hime-desu-kawaii-goddess

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Sounds like an anime SP would work on. :zaru:

Hina-sama-hime-desu-kawaii-goddess

Our heroine will defeat the evil monster by shooting lasers from her kittens!

Hinata: by the power of moe, I shall destroy you monster! /does her battle cry/ NARUTO-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN~

Her terrible weapons are her shrill ultrasonic 'NARUTO-KUUUUUUUUUUUUN' scream, her nipples-laser, her sparkly-rainbow farts and countless 'get out of prison' monopoly cards given by her most radical and militant sponsor: SP. 

 

:zaru:

 

There we have it Michi! The new idiotic mahou shoujo that will brainwash ruin millions of susceptible little girls all around the world! It will supplant 'Mermaid Melody pichi pichi pitch', 'Tokyo mew mew' and 'Sugar sugar rune' in a jiffy! 


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:59 PM

So animenewsnetwork.com has released a review for the Last. I think my eyes are bleeding:

https://www.animenew...he-movie/.85218

 

Who made this obviously saw the movie with pairing glasses

 

C'mon he even said Naruto was Sakura's brother

Also giving A to the story when he even criticized it before for the lack of motivation and tension? Makes no sense

 

 

"is a lush ninja fairy tale, an almost perfect incarnation of the Naruto story that's enraptured so many fans from around the globe for well over a decade."

 

 

so he says  the last is a ninja fairy tale and is a perfect incarnation of Naruto's story? ...

 

well, I will be damned I though Naruto was a shonen manga not a kittening fairy tale.

 

"An embarrassed flinch at the brush of his hand. A sparkle in his eye as he watches her gaze at the dusky sky. The tension between the two is palatable, and adorably awkward, and they never stray from the painfully shy yet quietly powerful woman and the naïve but caring and protective man we've known them to be."

 

 

WTF is this, omg this can only be a joke right? Man, the cheesiness is TOO MUCH

Completely biased

 

He didn't even adressed Naruto's OOCness, Naruto's miraculous knowledge of the Kage Bushin, Sasuke's lack of appereance, Hinata's pathetic attempts to look a heroine being forced onto the viewer ( Byakugan Princess anyone?)

 

"Hinata plays the role of a princess swept away by a handsome villain to his castle to be his bride à la Beauty and the Beast. Somehow all of these styles mesh seamlessly into an elegant castle on the moon that houses a Byronic-type villain who's a wisp of a man, simultaneously confident and ignorant of how the woman he desires could not easily love him. Naruto is the prince out to rescue his true love, but he does it ninja-style, with Sakura, Sai and Shikamaru providing the perfect commentary along the way."

 

 

How can anyone who genuinely liked the naruto's series for something other than NH like this film? 

Seriously, just look at this quote 

 

oh my god Naruto what did you became...


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 07:01 PM

:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 07:02 PM

Such a Sophisticated answer from the Grand Sophisticated Italian Duchess   :smug:  Your graciousness has no boundaries today  :chuckle:.

Shush you! I'm concocting a plan that'll allow me to brainwash millions of little girls (and boys) all around the globe, so that with my army I'll finally lay siege to the terrible fortress of Doom Studio Pierrot, in order to put an end to their reign of terror and otakus.


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But they were all of them deceived, for another canon was made. In the land of Japan, in the fires of Studio Pierrot, the dark Lord Kishimoto forged in secret a master canon, to control all others, and into this canon, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One canon to rule them all.


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 07:03 PM

Hina-sama-hime-desu-kawaii-goddess

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Sounds like an anime SP would work on. :zaru:

Hina-sama-hime-desu-kawaii-goddess

Our heroine will defeat the evil monster by shooting lasers from her kittens!

Hinata: by the power of moe, I shall destroy you monster! /does her battle cry/ NARUTO-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN~


I KNOOOOOOW.

& it will forever hunt me the fact I was so close to buying tickets to japan just so I can watch the movie.

/shivers/ I saved my kittening life & my money.

 

This makes me remeber the jump fiesta

 

each VA shouted their character catchphrase / signature move

 

Junko: Resengan-ttebayo!

Sasuke's VA: Chidori

Chie: Shannaro!

Kakashi's VA: Raikiri!

Nana Mizuki (Hinata's VA): ...Naruto-kun!!!

 

way to acknowledge her character single mindness


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 07:05 PM

This is what happens when a person with a twisted mind becomes an author.



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Posted 20 February 2015 - 07:08 PM

This is what happens when a person with a twisted mind becomes an author.

No this is what happens when an animation studio full of otakus come in and twist the mind of the author.


 






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