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The Last theory: Collection of Info & co.
#44061
Posted 01 January 2015 - 08:25 AM
#44062
Posted 01 January 2015 - 08:28 AM
Wasn't it confirmed that Nana Mizuki will voice Himawari? If so I think we'll see Sakura's daughter being sidelined for the Hinata's. Sarada will get the crappiest animation and Himawari will be treated as an angel.But most of us won't be around for part 3 so it really wouldn't matter.It still bothers me a little though.
Well this time they have no sexualised scapegoat to thrust upon the male spawn unlike with Hinata. The only established female creatures that are usable for any courtship rituals are Kurenai's daughter, the token fat girl that appeared from an impromptu sex affair with the previously flat chested girl from Kumo who magically sprouted oversized bags of fatty tissue in time for Pierrot to assume creative license over the story, and the black haired ragbag of unhealthy personality traits living with its emotionally neglected single mother who dusts shelves for a living.
Take your pick. But just watch Pierrot pair up the sibling mutants with each other as a big "screw you" to the desparate who believe in a neo NS with the cheap knockoff of Naruto's old personality and the ragbag. They'll do anything to repudiate NS's existence - maybe even by shattering societal norms by pairing off siblings with each other.
Then when the next generation comes around and the grandspawn of Hinata are suffering from genetic deformities because of inbreeding, they ignore the ragbag's spawn and love it up with Hanabi's own grandspawn in some half-assed love story that contradicts the contradictions and assassinations established in the epilogue and The Last to ensure that Naruto's genes never intertwine with Sakura's in any generation.
Edited by Atheck, 01 January 2015 - 08:31 AM.
#44063
Posted 01 January 2015 - 08:41 AM
Well this time they have no sexualised scapegoat to thrust upon the male spawn unlike with Hinata. The only established female creatures that are usable for any courtship rituals are Kurenai's daughter, the token fat girl that appeared from an impromptu sex affair with the previously flat chested girl from Kumo who magically sprouted oversized bags of fatty tissue in time for Pierrot to assume creative license over the story, and the black haired ragbag of unhealthy personality traits living with its emotionally neglected single mother who dusts shelves for a living.
Take your pick. But just watch Pierrot pair up the sibling mutants with each other as a big "screw you" to the desparate who believe in a neo NS with the cheap knockoff of Naruto's old personality and the ragbag. They'll do anything to repudiate NS's existence - maybe even by shattering societal norms by pairing off siblings with each other.
Then when the next generation comes around and the grandspawn of Hinata are suffering from genetic deformities because of inbreeding, they ignore the ragbag's spawn and love it up with Hanabi's own grandspawn in some half-assed love story that contradicts the contradictions and assassinations established in the epilogue and The Last to ensure that Naruto's genes never intertwine with Sakura's in any generation.
THIS
Just This
#44064
Posted 01 January 2015 - 08:54 AM
Well this time they have no sexualised scapegoat to thrust upon the male spawn unlike with Hinata. The only established female creatures that are usable for any courtship rituals are Kurenai's daughter, the token fat girl that appeared from an impromptu sex affair with the previously flat chested girl from Kumo who magically sprouted oversized bags of fatty tissue in time for Pierrot to assume creative license over the story, and the black haired ragbag of unhealthy personality traits living with its emotionally neglected single mother who dusts shelves for a living.
Take your pick. But just watch Pierrot pair up the sibling mutants with each other as a big "screw you" to the desparate who believe in a neo NS with the cheap knockoff of Naruto's old personality and the ragbag. They'll do anything to repudiate NS's existence - maybe even by shattering societal norms by pairing off siblings with each other.
Then when the next generation comes around and the grandspawn of Hinata are suffering from genetic deformities because of inbreeding, they ignore the ragbag's spawn and love it up with Hanabi's own grandspawn in some half-assed love story that contradicts the contradictions and assassinations established in the epilogue and The Last to ensure that Naruto's genes never intertwine with Sakura's in any generation.
Lets hope the last flops in the west that they will be financially in debt.

"My name is Sung Ji-woo. Some called me the Assassin of Death. A Necromancer Deity... My journey has been nothing but walking over a mountain of corpses. My legion of the dead reigns supreme. None shall block my way or... face the wrath of my blades!" --Solo Leveling.
#44065
Posted 01 January 2015 - 08:56 AM
This might actually happen. Not in this exact manner of course but still.SP will raise the hopes of countless neo-SNS fans by baiting them by creating pointless fillers they know won't go anywhere,only to again shatter their hearts when an oppai character comes along that gets too popular for her own good.
Well this time they have no sexualised scapegoat to thrust upon the male spawn unlike with Hinata. The only established female creatures that are usable for any courtship rituals are Kurenai's daughter, the token fat girl that appeared from an impromptu sex affair with the previously flat chested girl from Kumo who magically sprouted oversized bags of fatty tissue in time for Pierrot to assume creative license over the story, and the black haired ragbag of unhealthy personality traits living with its emotionally neglected single mother who dusts shelves for a living.
Take your pick. But just watch Pierrot pair up the sibling mutants with each other as a big "screw you" to the desparate who believe in a neo NS with the cheap knockoff of Naruto's old personality and the ragbag. They'll do anything to repudiate NS's existence - maybe even by shattering societal norms by pairing off siblings with each other.
Then when the next generation comes around and the grandspawn of Hinata are suffering from genetic deformities because of inbreeding, they ignore the ragbag's spawn and love it up with Hanabi's own grandspawn in some half-assed love story that contradicts the contradictions and assassinations established in the epilogue and The Last to ensure that Naruto's genes never intertwine with Sakura's in any generation.
#44066
Posted 01 January 2015 - 08:56 AM
#44067
Posted 01 January 2015 - 09:06 AM
Won't that be sad? Us New Yorkers ought to rip it to shred!
Will it even premiere in New York? I doubt The Last is going to show in all theatres across the US.
#44068
Posted 01 January 2015 - 09:07 AM
I believe so. I could have sworn I see the listing. Anyway, if it does, New Yorkers, assemble!!!
Will it even premiere in New York? I doubt The Last is going to show in all theatres across the US.
#44069
Posted 01 January 2015 - 09:21 AM
Won't that be sad? Us New Yorkers ought to rip it to shred!
I heard that New York supports NS because of Junko's interview there.

"My name is Sung Ji-woo. Some called me the Assassin of Death. A Necromancer Deity... My journey has been nothing but walking over a mountain of corpses. My legion of the dead reigns supreme. None shall block my way or... face the wrath of my blades!" --Solo Leveling.
#44070
Posted 01 January 2015 - 09:39 AM
#44071
Posted 01 January 2015 - 09:40 AM
I wouldn't even care if they paired Bolt and Sarada. That would be a small consolation prize, and to be honest, it would seem more like hetero NaruSasu more than NaruSaku 2.0.
Plus Sarada has too much of Hinata in her with her stalking Bolt...
#44072
Posted 01 January 2015 - 09:50 AM
Junko is not really looking happy in here:
You would assume that the promoters would at least have her pretend to be excited for the film. Her professional ethics are at stake by not expressing an agreeable attitude towards Pierrot's new direction.
#44073
Posted 01 January 2015 - 09:59 AM
You would assume that the promoters would at least have her pretend to be excited for the film. Her professional ethics are at stake by not expressing an agreeable attitude towards Pierrot's new direction.
I feel like both Kishi and SP just don't care anymore and they're putting in the least amount of effort possible milking what's left of the Naruto brand.
#44074
Posted 01 January 2015 - 10:03 AM
Happy New Year everyone!
It's officially new years for me. HAPPY NEW TEARS to everyone.
Edited by Konoha'sCrimsonFox, 01 January 2015 - 10:05 AM.

"My name is Sung Ji-woo. Some called me the Assassin of Death. A Necromancer Deity... My journey has been nothing but walking over a mountain of corpses. My legion of the dead reigns supreme. None shall block my way or... face the wrath of my blades!" --Solo Leveling.
#44075
Posted 01 January 2015 - 10:11 AM
I feel like both Kishi and SP just don't care anymore and they're putting in the least amount of effort possible milking what's left of the Naruto brand.
You say that, yet this film easily has some of the highest production value ever invested into a Naruto movie.
#44076
Posted 01 January 2015 - 10:11 AM
ahahha those brainless guys from SP. Your Boruto can be put it where the sun don't shine.
俺は天才バスケットマン桜木花道。
"I'm the Basketball genius, Hanamichi Sakuragi"
#44077
Posted 01 January 2015 - 10:19 AM
You say that, yet this film easily has some of the highest production value ever invested into a Naruto movie.
That part doesn't really matter when they let the quality of the story suffer. Money doesn't equal effort and passion for something.
#44078
Posted 01 January 2015 - 10:23 AM
That part doesn't really matter when they let the quality of the story suffer. Money doesn't equal effort and passion for something.
Were you not aware? The fandoms were lead along by Kishi's masterful usage of the red herring literary technique. No one is to blame but ourselves for misinterpreting key scenes from the manga.
ahahha those brainless guys from SP. Your Boruto can be put it where the sun don't shine.
What does the tweet say exactly?
#44079
Posted 01 January 2015 - 10:27 AM
THIS !!!
And The Grand Sophisticated Italian Duchess strikes again with her graciousness and wisdom
Happy New Year btw
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Eh.
You flatterer.
Happeh new year to yah too! ![]()
I'm sorry, but not even the best animation can fix the appearance of this mutant child. I shiver when I think of Himawari's character design. Awful hair cut, purple hair and blue eyes don't seem to fit at all when it comes to her, and- worst of all- her damn whiskers!

She's one of the ugliest characters I've ever seen. Looks ugly and dumb, but ugly most of all. Good luck to Kikittentymoto and Stupid Pierrot in animating that monster!
ahahha those brainless guys from SP. Your Boruto can be put it where the sun don't shine.
You! (Buon anno
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Have you seen that horrible NH restaurant's photos? They put a mangekyo sharingan on a pizza margherita......(una pizza che probabilmente fa pure cagare.....) The horror!!!! ![]()
- L'inguaribile ottimismo di un dodo.
Hungry for glory - AS Roma 1927
But they were all of them deceived, for another canon was made. In the land of Japan, in the fires of Studio Pierrot, the dark Lord Kishimoto forged in secret a master canon, to control all others, and into this canon, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One canon to rule them all.
#44080
Posted 01 January 2015 - 10:30 AM
Were you not aware? The fandoms were lead along by Kishi's masterful usage of the red herring literary technique. No one is to blame but ourselves for misinterpreting key scenes from the manga.
Yeah and watch Kishi do it again to what is left of his fandom in part 3. I feel bad for the people who still take this guy seriously.
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