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[Mik3]

Zack and Miri Make a Porno 7/10

Its funny , really funny in some instances. But it gets caught up in its own ass at times, and gets too "cute" for my liking. Seth Rogen is still hilarious though.

[Derock]

The Family That Preys: 9/10

Another great movie from Tyler Perry. Alfre Woodward and Kathy Bates were awesome in the movie. "I'm Thelma and that's Louise." "Howdy." XDDDD
Mr. Perry, a hat top off to you for making another hit.

(I want to see Madea Goes to Jail! Now I have to get the DVD once it comes out late Spring/early Summer this year.)

[Dormin]

Princess Mononoke: English sub 9.5/10

Finally had the chance to watch this amazing movie in japnease, and to be honest, as a guy who mostly prefers sub over dub, I was dissapointed, the voice actors showed alot more restraint on their emotions then the english ones.
I don't knoew if it was intended or I just got used to the dub but I didn't liked it.

Although the english voice actors were more dramatic in their work (To the good: Akittenaka, and the bad: San) I still think it adds some flavour to this awsome film.

[krisk]

Juno - 10/10

well... duh. XDDDD

Dragonball Evolution - LOL5/10 --Click here to view--

NO I DIDN'T WATCH IT JUST TO GLOAT I'D SEEN IT FIRST

KAAAA MAAA HAAA MAAA HAAAAA!!

...SOOOO FAWK i feel so high/braindead after seeing this movie XDDD Kinda reminded me of Full Life Consequences really... >u>

Eh it wasn't as horrible as I thought it would be! There were alot of laughs shared between me and my half-awake sister. One fawny dealt with a distressed Chi Chi, a stuck locker, and a stalker!Goku watching nearby :teehee: Then about HIGHSCHOOL BULLIES GRAWR (like father like son I 'spose) aaaaaand basically everything else in general. B]

Good shots though? Hnnnn, well I am happy to report that I didn't like Yamacha in the movie either! YAAAAY ACCURACY IN CHARACTERIZATION! and Goku's writing was surprisingly... Goku-ish. You'll see it when ya see it COUGHTURKEYLEGCOUGH

sadly though, they killed Chi Chi's in this movie. SHE REMINDED ME OF KATARA BAAAAAW

AAAAnyway hilarious movie, just wish I had had some Vegeta helium to make it even more awesome. BD Though *LE SIGH* only if I had seen that Chun-li movie before watching this little gem, I could have at least sincerely juxtaposed these two flicks for a more clearer short review XDDD



it's up to you if ya watch it yourself xD I did since, y'know, DBZ DUH.

if ya do... ENJOY AND LET THE BALLS BE WITH YOU B[

[FullmetalNinja25]

Dragon Ball Evolution (2009): -Over 9000/10
This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life and a rape of all that is Dragon Ball, I'd go more in depth but I'm so pissed off right now that if I allowed myself to rant I'd probably say some things I'll regret. But I will say this I hope, I pray this movie flops so that no other beloved manga or anime is turned into a live action movie.

[Vyse]

Ong Bak - 8/10
Ong Bak 2 - 7/10

Jet Li isn't getting any younger, and the same can be said about Jackie Chan. Two legendary actors from so many great martial arts movies, but they're getting older and slower. Martial arts movies needed new blood, and few are more qualified to walk in their footsteps than Tony Jaa.

The first Ong Bak is already six years old, but it's a great movie if all you're looking for is some epic ass kicking, and Tony Jaa was happy to serve. The movie held religious undertones, but the plot wasn't all that heavy. In fact, the story was pretty poor. Some prick steals the head of a local Buddah statue, and the village wants it back. Thailand doesn't seem to be the friendliest country in the world, so there's alot of fighting involved in finding the above mentioned prick so his ass can be kicked and the head of the Ong Bak statue returned to its body. The characters were a bit strange, but the movie shines through pure violence. If you're looking for a violent martial art, then you won't get much better than muay Thai, and Ong Bak is bloody brilliant here. Tony is jumping around like Jackie, and dishing some pain like Jet Li, and he does it all by sending you a brutal elbow to the head. Enjoyable I'm sure... the movie that is! Also one of the most epic tricycle-taxi chases in the history of tricycle-taxi chases.

The sequel isn't really a sequel, as it obviously takes place hundreds of years before the first Ong Bak. Tony Jaa is still the main lead, but a completely different character, as this bloke is nobility raised by bandits after some bastard emperor had his family killed. He's trained in various weapons, boxing and... of course... muay Thai, and he's bloody great at it once more. At one point, he wants revenge on the man responsible for his father's murder, and that's more or less what the movie builds up against. His training for the final battle.. and it really is final damnit (that's a poorly veiled spoiler btw). I didn't care much for the ending, which is why I rated this worse than the first Ong Bak. The plot is better, and the fights rare different but still very enjoyable in this movie, but it's just not quite enough.

Still, both of these movies are great if you're hungry for martial arts kickassage, and Tony Jaa is a good martial artist... and he doesn't say much, which is another good thing. He speaks like some angry martial arts sensei teaching his students more or less at all times, so there's not much feeling to his voice. Let's just keep him fighting, and he'll do great! Both movies recomended!

[catsi563]

Watchmen 10/10

A serious movie for serious fans. Itll make you laugh itll make you cry, and it will blow your mind. But most importantly it WILL MAKE YOU THINK. I have seen very few movies that will force you toa ctually use your brains and think about the characters and the consequences of their actions on the world as a whole.

It trully makes you wonder just how crazy the world could get if a superman were real and here among us. Just how would you affect the world if you were the smartest man on earth with a 600+ IQ.

Some people will complain about the excessive gore, violence, sexual encounters and the male frontal nudity of Dr Manhattan. I for one found all of the above refreshing, well done and done in context instead of gratuitously.

I reccomend this movie for all fans of serious movies.

PS if you see anyone mind blowlingly stupid enough to bring kids into the theater for this movie warn them ahead of time about its R rating and the things that a good parent should not allow children to see. this is not a saturday morning cartoon. it is an ADULT and serious movie.

[Zero BD]

Dragonball Evolution 6/10
I gotta say it was entertaining. I get a kick out of awful things. I mean it wasn't a good movie. But in my opinion it wasn't bad. I kinda viewed it like the title was just "Evolution." And I viewed everything within the movie as being similar by coincidence. So it that aspect I viewed it as not bad either. Which is why I thank god for the internet cause I didn't have to waste money watching it in a theater. Plus, my friends and I are gonna watch it in theater and enjoy it the way Cheech and Chong enjoy watching plants grow.

[Sora no Kitsune]

Transyberia: 2/10

Worst movie i have ever seen. Boring, uneventful, and completely wasted ( much like if kishimoto wastes 300 chapters of NaruSaku develoupment to make it Naruhina.)

[krisk]

Bolt - 7/10

it was okay in terms of storyline and actual plot-- doesn't compare to it's cousins by the same makers but what da heck, the characters were allsum so it was a fun watch!

[jworks]

Beverly Hills Ninja - 9/10

Chris Farrly, the great white ninja, brings a legend alive. It is chock full of fish slapping, uzi shooting, fat guy fun. There is even a black sidekick.

[Derock]

It may not counts as a movie but it was an OVA:

Street Fighter IV: The Ties That Bind: 9/10

Even though the movie/OVA was good in terms of plot, I'm disappointed that the rest of the cast like Bison and Sagat didn't show up (Only Ryu, Ken, Chun-Li, Sakura, Guile, Cammy, Seth, C. Viper and minor appearances of Vega, Barlog, Akuma, Gouken and Abel). And the animation was not as great like Street Fighter 2 Movie. But overall, a must see for SF fans. :thumbs:

[Derock]

Wow... no one watch anything new or replay an old movie recently?

Lakeview Terrence: 9/10

Samual L. Jackson performed an awesome character in this movie: a cop who lost a wife due to a car accident not to mention she had a affair with her white boss and abuses his authority when an interracial couple became his neighbors.

This is why we have to be careful when selecting a home, because we may have some crazy neighbors living next door (like my family experienced).

[krisk]

LOL WUT IS THIS MOOV-IE U SPEAK OF?!


Milk | 8/10

WOAAAH good movie, breathtaking acting, and all in all an awesome watch! I didn't like the audio so much since I watched it online, so the '8' is because I missed some of the dialogue and thus, was dropped into a pit of confusion. D:

AND YUP I CRIED SO I'LL DEFINITELY RECOMMEND IT though I doubt anyone else waits 5000 years to check out an award gobbler flick XD;

[Derock]

Cadillic Records: 8/10

Never in my life had I seen and hear Beyonce as Etta James cussing like hell. Plus too many sex scenes/content for my tastes.

[Derock]

Saw another movie...

Not Easily Broken: 7.5/10

While not as good as the Tyler Perry movies, it does shows alot of lessons for married people. Trust, love and forgive each other.

[krisk]

8/10! even despite it's rocky everything; JASON IS TOO UNF TO SAY OTHERWISE

[catsi563]

Escape to witch mountain - A solid 8/10

An entertaining and well done movie with good acting, solid story and writing, and direction. Its not the uber thought provoker that Knowing is, but it gives you the opportunity to think about UFOs, alien life, and the possibilites there of. Its safe for Kids and adaults. Dwayne Johnson is showing a solid growth in his acting ability and in becoming a well rounded actor. He has a solid screen presense without eating up the entire scene or overshadowing the other actors.

I reccomend seeing this when possible. A matinee is fine, full price would not be a waste of money.

[FDEL]

Red Cliff 10/10

Few in North America have heard of it, but this movie was top of the charts in Asia in 2008/2009. It's a history/fantasy epic spanning two full-length movies over four hours in length. You can think of this as China's Lord of the Rings.

And it's utterly impressive. Everything was top-notch, acting, special effects, musical score, sets and costumes, story coherence, everything.

[Derock]

Notorious: 10/10

I got the Unrated version and boy, what a story about one of my favorite rappers, God rest his soul. Unlike the theaterical version, I'm not sure they had shown it but there are alot of T&A and a sex scene with Biggie and Lil'Kim o.O ... TMI much (I don't know how Kim and Faith fell in love with him because IRL, Biggie, despite him one of the greatest hip-hop artists, is an ugly/fat guy, in truth be told)