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#421 HalfDemonInuyasha

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Posted 29 August 2015 - 08:17 PM

The only thing in my mind is "You can't let Naruto have anything nice, can you? He wanted Sakura, she goes with Sasuke. He wanted to bring Sasuke back, Sasuke leaves for 15 years or more. He wanted to be Hokage, you have to ruin it by making his own daughter kick his ass."

Nothing was done in Naruto's favor and he basically became, like Sakura, the whipping boy and huge joke of the series. I am just utterly even more disgusted more by it when you have some fans be like "Well, he became Hokage and you should be happy for that." No, he didn't become Hokage. He became a joke. The position became a joke, the ceremony became a joke, everything became one huge massive joke because Hinata and her daughter had to reign supreme above all else.

It really comes to this...if you like the ending then you really are nothing more than either pairing fanboy or a Hinata fanboy who is easily amused by pieces of candy here and there.

"Ooh, a piece of candy!"


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Posted 29 August 2015 - 10:11 PM

"Ooh, a piece of candy!"


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Posted 30 August 2015 - 03:39 AM

the transformers movies are now better than naruto

 

twilight and 50 shades of grey are now better than naruto

 

the room and birdemic and garbage pail kids are better than naruto

 

the last airbender and db evolution are better than naruto



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Posted 30 August 2015 - 07:53 AM

Gravest misuse of the Byakugan I've ever seen... and whats the tragic back story for the "awakening" you ask? (I know this is truly impossible but I'm rolling with it) Why a sibling argument over a stuff bear of coarse. Here in Naruto only the most sophisticated and pain enduring travesties can "awaken" hidden powers... That bear must have been a close personal friend lol  


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Posted 30 August 2015 - 12:57 PM

Gravest misuse of the Byakugan I've ever seen... and whats the tragic back story for the "awakening" you ask? (I know this is truly impossible but I'm rolling with it) Why a sibling argument over a stuff bear of coarse. Here in Naruto only the most sophisticated and pain enduring travesties can "awaken" hidden powers... That bear must have been a close personal friend lol  

Whelp, Kishimoto has proven that the rules change when the story needs them to change. Look at how many times the sharingan rules were broken.

That's how you know you are a bad writer...when you can;t even keep your own world rules constant and always changing you want it both ways. You don't want Sasuke to be a murderer, but you want him to suffer the lose of itachi. How to do this? Make Itachi die, and Sasuke suffer the lost anyway by changing the rules of sharingan to only be a "great lose."

"Cause they love too much."

Seriously, the Uchiha have probably the worst backwards ass logic I have ever seen. Given how mjuch Sakura and Naruto have suffered and lost, maybe they should have unlocked the Rinnegan by now because...why not, right?


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Posted 30 August 2015 - 06:39 PM

Whelp, Kishimoto has proven that the rules change when the story needs them to change. Look at how many times the sharingan rules were broken.

That's how you know you are a bad writer...when you can;t even keep your own world rules constant and always changing you want it both ways. You don't want Sasuke to be a murderer, but you want him to suffer the lose of itachi. How to do this? Make Itachi die, and Sasuke suffer the lost anyway by changing the rules of sharingan to only be a "great lose."

"Cause they love too much."

Seriously, the Uchiha have probably the worst backwards ass logic I have ever seen. Given how mjuch Sakura and Naruto have suffered and lost, maybe they should have unlocked the Rinnegan by now because...why not, right?

 

No kidding, you think that Naruto could awaken the Rinnegan since he's the "reincarnation" of Ashura. To quote Doug Walker, the Nostalgia Critic, from his review of the other animated Titanic movie, "You can't just throw this incredibly bizarre kitten at us and just expect us to go along with it!"



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Posted 30 August 2015 - 07:43 PM

 

No kidding, you think that Naruto could awaken the Rinnegan since he's the "reincarnation" of Ashura. To quote Doug Walker, the Nostalgia Critic, from his review of the other animated Titanic movie, "You can't just throw this incredibly bizarre kitten at us and just expect us to go along with it!"

or chains or wood but no....karin the sakura 2.0 gets it...



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Posted 30 August 2015 - 11:29 PM

The only thing in my mind is "You can't let Naruto have anything nice, can you? He wanted Sakura, she goes with Sasuke. He wanted to bring Sasuke back, Sasuke leaves for 15 years or more. He wanted to be Hokage, you have to ruin it by making his own daughter kick his ass."

Nothing was done in Naruto's favor and he basically became, like Sakura, the whipping boy and huge joke of the series. I am just utterly even more disgusted more by it when you have some fans be like "Well, he became Hokage and you should be happy for that." No, he didn't become Hokage. He became a joke. The position became a joke, the ceremony became a joke, everything became one huge massive joke because Hinata and her daughter had to reign supreme above all else.

It really comes to this...if you like the ending then you really are nothing more than either pairing fanboy or a Hinata fanboy who is easily amused by pieces of candy here and there.

Well technically naruto didn't become hokage at all, because himaw knock him out cold and he can't attend his hokage inauguration and the village decide to make konohamaru as a temporary replacement. So konohamaru suppose to be the 7 hokage.

 

This is reminds me of the first chapter of shippuden, you remember konohamaru said he will be the 7 hokage to tsunade and then tsunade ask him whos the sixt hokage? and then he replied it will be naruto-nii chan. Kakashi not suppose to be come hokage, whoever come out with this idea must be SP.

 

So yeah sometimes i think kishi tell us as hidden message naruto failed to become hokage because hinata and her daughter.


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Posted 31 August 2015 - 04:21 PM

Well technically naruto didn't become hokage at all, because himaw knock him out cold and he can't attend his hokage inauguration and the village decide to make konohamaru as a temporary replacement. So konohamaru suppose to be the 7 hokage.

 

This is reminds me of the first chapter of shippuden, you remember konohamaru said he will be the 7 hokage to tsunade and then tsunade ask him whos the sixt hokage? and then he replied it will be naruto-nii chan. Kakashi not suppose to be come hokage, whoever come out with this idea must be SP.

 

So yeah sometimes i think kishi tell us as hidden message naruto failed to become hokage because hinata and her daughter.

True I mean one it shows Kishi hates Naruto and Sakura a lot and is so in love with Sasuke I mean think about he did this to Naruto as he knew his lover Sasuke couldn't get anything,

 

This is why I hate Naruto now and stick to making fanfics, and if I ever meet Kishi I would have to punch him in the face for all he has done and all he keeps saying as well I mean someone needs to do it even if I was his older brother I would punch him in the face and then cut all ties with him.



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Posted 31 August 2015 - 08:10 PM

Whelp, Kishimoto has proven that the rules change when the story needs them to change. Look at how many times the sharingan rules were broken.

That's how you know you are a bad writer...when you can;t even keep your own world rules constant and always changing you want it both ways. You don't want Sasuke to be a murderer, but you want him to suffer the lose of itachi. How to do this? Make Itachi die, and Sasuke suffer the lost anyway by changing the rules of sharingan to only be a "great lose."

"Cause they love too much."

Seriously, the Uchiha have probably the worst backwards ass logic I have ever seen. Given how mjuch Sakura and Naruto have suffered and lost, maybe they should have unlocked the Rinnegan by now because...why not, right?

So your telling me the characters are controlling Kisimoto? Sounds about right at this point 


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Posted 31 August 2015 - 08:17 PM

 

That's exactly what I feel too, James. I also think that there's only one phrase that fits Masashi Kishimoto for making his hero and heroine the butt of the joke just to please his favoritism for Sasuke and his fans (or the fanatics') favoritism for Hinata; "You're just comprised of FAIL, aren't you?"

 

I agree with this and James' point. For the titular character, Naruto never seems to have his moments spotlighted. It's really staggering when you think about it. Sasuke and Sakura appear to learn a lot during the time jump. Naruto learns.... not much? Naruto's dreams are achieved, sorta, and we never really get to see him celebrate that. Even in Gaiden he's still seen as bumbling and stupid.



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Posted 31 August 2015 - 10:30 PM

 

I agree with this and James' point. For the titular character, Naruto never seems to have his moments spotlighted. It's really staggering when you think about it. Sasuke and Sakura appear to learn a lot during the time jump. Naruto learns.... not much? Naruto's dreams are achieved, sorta, and we never really get to see him celebrate that. Even in Gaiden he's still seen as bumbling and stupid.

Most of the others get stronger by the start of part two...Naruto barely progresses.

The Uchiha Clan gets all this talk, background, rule breaking, Sharingan hax, etc....Uzumaki Clan is only mentioned in passing and only used when convenient ala the convenient-as-hell Shinigami Mask in a shop that nobody ever seemed to  notice before, and not learning a thing about Minato's background.

Others get let off....Naruto gets scolded.

...and so on.

And yeah, Naruto still being shown as not seeming to have truly learned anything about the world and reality as a whole is only further showing of how the manga was never truly about him. Like, I was cheering inside when I saw Ay just blowing off Naruto's pathetic begging attempt and was hoping that it would be (another) wake up slap from reality...but nope...

 

Not to say that Naruto should have to become a total 180 of himself, but he should still also have learned that things won't always go his way (talking not solving everything), that he will lose with those moments at time, that not everyone can/will/wants to be "saved", and learn to actually end up in situations where he's forced to make the hard choices. It's why I believe that if Naruto and Hinata were ever in a position like Minato and Kushina were with Kurama, I highly doubt Naruto and Hinata would ever be willing to sacrifice Boruto and/or Himawari, even if it meant saving countless other people and if there was absolutely no other (convenient) alternative for them. At best, they would fruitlessly try to find that alternative and end up failing everyone, or at worst, actually abandon those countless other people to their fate just to save Boruto and Himawari.

The Naruto we have now is someone I would never want as my leader. I wouldn't be surprised if the only reason he hasn't been reduced to a figurehead puppet for others to play like a fiddle (like those who probably pushed the whole technology bit only had to make it sound "cool" to Naruto and have him approve it) is Shikamaru being by his side to keep a leash on him.


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Posted 31 August 2015 - 11:03 PM

people who have the audacity to call hima-whatever "daddy's little girl" should feel ashamed. she's not that, she's "daddies little dream crusher." and no, them being born is NOT the most important day of his life! naruto never wanted kids! he never wanted to have a biological family as far a i can tell! he cared more about being hokage longer than a simple 9 months! dont get me started on their names! i saw a funny on tumblr where naruto's thinking of names and hinata's all like "NONONONO! WE'RE NAMING THEM AFTER ME AND NEJI! THIS IS ALL ABOUT ME! SASUKE WHO?! WHAT ARE FRIENDS?! THIS IS MY STORY! MY MOMENT!"



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    Wish that Kishi would just stop trying to 'fix' Naruto, I guess that no one ever told him the phrase 'digging your own grave'. I will remember fondly the characters that made me love Naruto that were sacrificed at the all-mighty altar that is money (and crazy fan boys/girls).

Posted 31 August 2015 - 11:14 PM

people who have the audacity to call hima-whatever "daddy's little girl" should feel ashamed. she's not that, she's "daddies little dream crusher." and no, them being born is NOT the most important day of his life! naruto never wanted kids! he never wanted to have a biological family as far a i can tell! he cared more about being hokage longer than a simple 9 months! dont get me started on their names! i saw a funny on tumblr where naruto's thinking of names and hinata's all like "NONONONO! WE'RE NAMING THEM AFTER ME AND NEJI! THIS IS ALL ABOUT ME! SASUKE WHO?! WHAT ARE FRIENDS?! THIS IS MY STORY! MY MOMENT!"

 

I wouldn't go as far to say that Naruto didn't want kids, in Road to Ninja, Naruto certainly wanted a family (whether it be just having his parents or having a family of his own) so having a family is something that he might have wanted. But both of Naruto's kids are so one-dimensional to the point of being forgettable. While we don't really know enough about Naruto's daughter since she has only appeared in this one-shot but Bolt seems to be just a mixture of Naruto and Sasuke, being able to perform the Rasengan, and combine it with an elemental release at such a young age is really annoying because it flies in the face of one of the major themes that Naruto spouted about in the manga, hard work. But then again, with how the manga ended, it doesn't matter how long and hard you work, you will never be as good as those who are born under special circumstance.



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Posted 31 August 2015 - 11:27 PM

by biological family i ment having kids of his own. regardless, he cared about becoming hokage more. however

 

1. he didn't by getting everyones trust. more like because kakashi picked him. the main reason why he wanted to become hokage was to be respected which he got after the pein arc.

2. i doubt he cared that much about changing the world. plus that is just glossed over simply because kishi bit off more than he could chew.

3. he still missed his ceremony thanks to those brats. thanks for hinata being a crappy supporting wife who should have gotten him up herself

4. he's the most useless hokage ever. the aftermath after the battle royal with madara and obito was handled by kakashi. all naruto does is do who  knows what on his laptop eating cups of ramen and drinking alchohal while neglecting his wifes food. even the president of the united states isn't THAT busy and he still spends time with his family.

5. naruto neglects his family naruto even has shadow clones so he has NO excuse. yet now its retconned he does use clones yet thats now suddenly RUDE?! get out of here people!


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Posted 01 September 2015 - 04:28 AM

You can clearly see from Road To Ninja that Naruto craved a family. But not with the woman he ended up with.


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Posted 01 September 2015 - 10:49 AM

The real Naruto cared and wanted to have a family. This Naruto doesn't care about his family, and they don't care about him!

 

Let NH/SS fans enjoy this crap. There the one who will eat it, not us!


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Posted 01 September 2015 - 02:52 PM

Maybe in some highly convoluted way Kishimoto is actually writing these couples perfectly as they wouldn't even work in real life either... Or maybe it's just a coincidence and I'm making excuses. Either way I'm sure the non-pairing glasses fans aren't exactly enjoying the portrayal of their so called perfect couple. I love the excuses for every dysfunctional moment like something major is gonna change at any moment  


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Posted 02 September 2015 - 12:24 AM

it just makes me think they'll fail their lit classes and be highschool drop outs if they think this qualifies as good.



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Posted 02 September 2015 - 01:04 AM

it just makes me think they'll fail their lit classes and be highschool drop outs if they think this qualifies as good.

This is a bad literature, but a decent shonen manga imo.




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