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[narusaku256]

The only thing worth reading in those spoilers is that line said by that mysterious guy.

'That guy is a digrace to the whole Uchiha clan'

[FireFox]

 

It hurts how much most of this rings true  

Yeah it hurts so much but from laughing at how much kitten ridiculous this is      . 

 

I DON'T CARE ANYMORE JUST LET IT BUUUUUUUUURN !!!!!!!!          . 

[Swagkura]

Chock wondering who her real parents are has confirmed my headcanon that the rookies basically had a big orgy and/or key party after the war. That means Bolt is really the love child of NS.
 
I hope so if only so I can laugh at people like Sawyer who were all "ZOMG Sasuke had sex with Sakura, lolz." Are we suuuuuuure?

For all we know, Bolt could be another test tube baby made from both Naruto and Sakura's DNA, or he could just be their bastard child after they caught some feels one night.

I swear the more this kitten goes the more our crazy theories comes to light and it looks like Sakura really is mentally ill  insane and that she kept that child only as memento of  Sasky Kwoon bc her lust was so strong bc she could have his "D"  .

I'm gonna just go with my headcanon that Sasuke put Sakura under some kind of genjutsu because he's Sasuke

[rocci]

Chou Chou doesn't think she resembles Chouji or Karui at all? How much dumber can this kittening manga get?

How many konoha has darkskin and red hair?
And on top of that fat.
She's must be thinking she's the son of kakashi.

[TouKen4Life3g]

@nar123
Thanks nar ^^

Kishi, Ten chapter and a movie is not enough to convey all the lose end of the 15 years old manga.

Salad doesn't has birth registration because ss is not married(yet) and will be married in the movie and have second child or sakura is not salad mother and in the movie ss will get married and have ss true child.

But that mean Salad either not born there or not born by them. Either way, what the hell...

[Shashank95]

I'm starting to wonder as somebody out that If kishi is a secret member on this forum and he's stealing our theories and dumbing them in his manga ??

Cause most of the theories we've come up with the gaiden seems to be ringing true   

[rocci]

But that mean Salad either not born there or not born by them. Either way, what the hell...

Dunno, a new era story.

[Aizen-Sama]

And on top of that fat.
She's must be thinking she's the son of kakashi.

Chou Chou's a girl.

[TouKen4Life3g]

I'm starting to wonder as somebody out that If kishi is a secret member on this forum and he's stealing our theories and dumbing them in his manga ??

Cause most of the theories we've come up with the gaiden seems to be ringing true   

More like we know how bad writers think so it's easier to guess. That's why we get it right easily.

[rocci]

Chou Chou's a girl.

It's a red herring

[Nar123]

@nar123
Thanks nar ^^

Kishi, Ten chapter and a movie is not enough to convey all the lose end of the 15 years old manga.

Salad doesn't has birth registration because ss is not married(yet) and will be married in the movie and have second child or sakura is not salad mother and in the movie ss will get married and have ss true child.

 

Evil hinted that Sald wasn't born in the village

People are thinking she is a test tube baby

[dejavu]

What happens?
I can't read reddit.
Can you tell me what bs kishi do this time?

Just this and that.

-Chouchou questions if she is really her parents child
-Akatsuki apprently has some members left
-The person Sasuke felt during chap700 aint Sarada but the akatsuki guy or the new guy with sharingan
- Nardo and Sauce will go to oro for some talkin or somethin

Here some visuals to please yer appetite

[Shashank95]

Yeah it hurts so much but from laughing at how much sh*tty ridiculous this is      . 

 

I DON'T CARE ANYMORE JUST LET IT BUUUUUUUUURN !!!!!!!!          . 

Let 'em Burnnnnnn, Let 'em burnnnnnnnnnn..........

 

[Swagkura]

Ok, I got it now. Sarada is a test tube baby made from Sasuke and Karin's DNA, Bolt is Naruto and Sakura's illegitimate child, Himawari was made from Naruto not having anything else better to do one night, and ChouChou's just bullsh*tting. Oh, almost forgot, Mitsuki is obviously the love child of Kakashi and Sakura because why the kitten not

[Nar123]

I'm starting to wonder as somebody out that If kishi is a secret member on this forum and he's stealing our theories and dumbing them in his manga ??

Cause most of the theories we've come up with the gaiden seems to be ringing true   

 

>,>

<.<

 

o-o-of course he isn't what you gave you that idea?!!

 

I mean it's not like I am Kishi disguising himself as a NS fan to get insight on their thoughts or anything ! Stop trying to imply things!!

Edited by Nar123, 02 May 2015 - 01:45 PM.

[dejavu]

But that mean Salad either not born there or not born by them. Either way, what the hell...

Sasuke gave birth to her

[Shashank95]

It's a red herring

more like....

 

[Aizen-Sama]

Sasuke is so KAWAII DEZU DESU!! Poke me in the forehead Sasuke-koon!! *.* kitten my test tube so we can have kawaii test tube babies Sasuke-kooon!! Sasusaku = Love 4 ever and after b*tches!!

[Shashank95]

Sasuke gave birth to her

[FireFox]

For all we know, Bolt could be another test tube baby made from both Naruto and Sakura's DNA, or he could just be their bastard child after they caught some feels one night.I'm gonna just go with my headcanon that Sasuke put Sakura under some kind of genjutsu because he's Sasuke

You forgot to include the almighty Chidori of Love .

 

Either way , SS insane theory for Sasuke looking for a cure  fails  him don't give a kitten for his "fake family" confirmed even more this is priceless for SS          .  

Chou Chou's a girl.

Kikitten Red Herring Ultimate Plot Twist  : Chou Chou is boy    Kikitten : "laughs"  .