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#4201 harry4e

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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:53 PM

Its funny that some of you are talking/joking about selling your Naruto stuff. I gave all my HP stuff to goodwill because i was so hurt, but tbh, years later I regret it. It might help, but replacing all that manga will probably cost a lot more than me replacing my books and DVDs. Maybe just shove them in the back of the closet behind some stuff you hardly go through?

 

Why were you hurt by HP? Those pairings were never in question, the movies made it look like HP/Hr was going to happen, but JKR was plainly obvious about her chosen pairing even if it meant the Ron/Hermione made allot less sense after the seven books than they did at the end of the first.


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#4202 Xan

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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:53 PM

congratulations kishi it only took two chapter to drag this manga even more in the ground and need a movie to force pairings together.



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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:54 PM

OH MY GOODNESS LOOOOL

 

Did Konoha just have a giant orgy or something?


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#4204 Lady_duckish

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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:54 PM

 

well it's official...and im so used to this news now that I dont care anymore about it

 

 

loll!

she does but it was never romantic :|

maybe evil was trying to say Ino, choji and lee have children, but not with each other

Feelings change, but possibly. 


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#4205 Daze

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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:54 PM

I can't believe I found a "romance story" worse than twilight.

I will now compare other sh*tty romances and say 'still a better love story than Naruto' instead of twilight from now on.

 

Seriously it's that bad.


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#4206 Nostradamus

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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:54 PM

No. Just no.

I don;t care what anyone says or what names they call me. No. This is not Naruto. It's not Naruto at all. Every single character has been massively changed in literally a matter of a page flip. Every character has been reduced to a sh*tty composition of their former selfs. Every....single....character.....

You all hate Sakura? Pfff...No, I hate Kishimoto. I hate that he took characters with real development and just...well....created that. *points to the spoilers*

Chapter 699 and 700? Does not exist. There is no chapter 699/700. There is no SS or NH or any of this. What's that? Denial you say? Maybe I am, but denial sounds pretty good right now, don't you think? I deny that this was the best Kishi could write. I deny the very existence of it all and I deem this as nothing more than a nightmare I have to wake up from. I deny that any of this ever happened.

In my universe, NS is canon. Naruto saves Sasuke and confesses his feelings for Sakura to which they hug each other. Sasuke, seeing them together makes him think of Karin and disappears from their view. Sakura asks Naruto: "Where did Sasuke go?" Naruto just smiles and says: "Sasuke needs to find his own path in life and we'll be here when he gets back." You then see Karin, Sasuke, and Team Taka walking into the sunset asking Sasuke "what next?" Sasuke smiles and says: "Where ever the winds take us."

That's the true ending and I ain't changing it for anything. I am not accepting anything beyond that.

I'm with you.

 

This ending is by far the worst ending I have ever seen. Kishi's ending is really a 180 on everyone and everything. It's like reading a badly written fanfiction. Chapters 699 and 700 broke everything.


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#4207 六道仙人

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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:54 PM

ahahah karui with Sai?

 

UHUAHUHAUAHSUAHDSDSUAHADSUHUAHSUAHS KISHIMOTO!!


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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:54 PM

http://narutobase.ne...=1#post17759264

 

Chouji and Karui really had a kid. WTF lololol. 

 

What is that Ino and Sai? 

 

INO AND SAI?? :D *hears angels singing* looooogiiiic

 

and Choji and Karui's child looks kinda nice


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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:55 PM

Sakura even has the same hairstyle as kushina lmaooo

I guess the only parallels that mattered where the ones that directly involved paralleling Naruto and Sasuke to other things. If my AP lit teacher was into Naruto, he'd severely freak out over the misuse of basic literary techniques hahahahaha. 

I left the naruto fandom awhile go, but NS was the only thing that kept me reading the chapters. I never could've imagined that Kishi would kitten up so badly. Naruto is so poorly written already that I didn't think the writing could get any worse. Guess I was wrong.


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#4210 unhskikrforever

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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:55 PM

I honestly think Kishi doesn't like the ending at all. WHAT HAS HE DONE TO HIS CHARACTERS? AND LOOK AT THE CHILDREN'S NAME. WHUT.


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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:55 PM

So this mofo thinks pairing up their kids is gonna make it all better. Uhh kitten no... i don't want any of that bs. I'll pass on the movie since I don't need to see how NH fall for one another. He can keep that bulkitten. I guess Sakura does push her toward Naruto in this movie. Way to drag us through the mud and toss us in the damn sea.

I'll gladly drown with my damn pairing because they are the most logical pair in the damn story. Kishi can keep that kitten ending where hesells out and caters to the masses.

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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:55 PM

http://narutobase.ne...=1#post17759264

 

Chouji and Karui really had a kid. WTF lololol. 

 

What is that Ino and Sai? 

LOL Ino you..


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#4213 unhskikrforever

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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:56 PM

WHAT IF THIS IS SET IN AN ALTERNATIVE WORLD?


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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:56 PM

So who else ships Bolt and Sarada? 
 
We sort of get NS with that pairing. 
 
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So Sakura is now a converted house wife? I'm out. Nope. So kittening done.

I'm just surprised Sasuke didn't become the kittening Hokage. What a waste of a childhood. I thought I learned something all these years, but it was all a lie, I guess.

Love and chivalry aren't real, they are just sibling feelings. Stalking a person is the best way to get them to fall in love with you. Oh and the coup de grace? Being abused and subjected to abuse means you are perfect housewife material!!

Thanks for reading "Pointless kitten" by Masashi Kishimoto!!

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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:56 PM

402 GUESTS ALL NH AND SS LAUGHING AT US!!


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#4216 narusaku256

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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:56 PM

FUUUUCCXKKKKKK YOOOUUUUU KISHIMOTOOOOOOO FUUCKKKK YOOOUUUUU. YOOUUUUUU MORRROOOOOONNNNNNN. YOU ARE SASUKE'S ASS LICKER AND YOUR MANGA IS CALLED SASUKE AND NOT NARUTO'!! DIDNT YOU THINK OF YOUR OWN RELATIONSHIP WHEN YOU WROTE THIS. MOROOOONNNNNN YOU GAVE UP ON YOUR OWN IDEALS YOU ESTABLISHED AND THANK YOU FOR THE kitten YOU MADE US GOT THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE AN ASS WRITER NOTHING ELSE!!!!!! I.HOPE YOU NEVER WRITE ROMANCE BECAUSE YOU SUCK WAY TOL BAD AT IT. YOU WANNA EARN MONEY? BETTER DO IT BY WINNING PEOPLE'S HEARTS AND NOT ASSPULL STUFF. NOTHING BUT A PLAIN MORON....

YOU ARE LIKE NARUTO, AREN'T YOU????? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW HE FELT? DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'D BE LIKE IF YOUR OWN WIFE DUMPED YOU AND WENT AFTER SOMEONE LIKE SASUKE?!??? DO YOU HAVE BRAINS AT ALL????? OR WERE YOU DRUNK!!!! kittening TROLL.....Ass...

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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:56 PM

I honestly think Kishi doesn't like the ending at all. WHAT HAS HE DONE TO HIS CHARACTERS? AND LOOK AT THE CHILDREN'S NAME. WHUT.

 

Kishi is in drugs right now lmao :chuckle:


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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:56 PM

Guys let this just sink in

Naruto DID love sakura more than anything--to the point he would give his life to her
And sakura DID care about naruto more than anything to the point she would do the impossible to protect him and his dreams

so if naruto is a hokage now it's all thanks to sakura and if sakura is happy with her family now it's because naruto kept his promise for her

sometimes the ending might not be perfect but the times they had together sure is
so i'm still here proud of them and what they become

i don't know what happened in the timeskip to make naruto fall for hinata and sasuke to marry sakura

but i know that this 17 years old naruto is still in love with sakura and sakura too had a important feelings that she didn't even realise


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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:57 PM

402 GUESTS ALL NH AND SS LAUGHING AT US!!

 

screw them!!!!


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#4220 luffyq1

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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:57 PM

I guess that professor who talked about NH was wrong. lol


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