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[RyohkiFan]

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Seriously, when is February...

Why aren't you?...

[Liu bie]

Isn't the movie only going to be released in Mexico?
Nice try telling somebody not to get something for free

yes, that is why they are telling to the fans to watch the original.

 

 

I haven't seen any hispanic reviewer like those who speak spanish review Naruto, do they not like it?

Do you want to watch one, but he is neutral,bu support nh.

[TouKen4Life3g]

Why aren't you?...

Because I'm a dumbass...

[六道仙人]

LOOOOOOL Pork God HAHAHAHAHAH Google trasnalte sometimes give me great laughs

 

@lady non ho tutta sta confidenza con lei ma cerchero di farla venire qui.

[RyohkiFan]

yes, that is why they are telling to the fans to watch the original.

 

Do you want to watch one, but he is neutral,bu support nh.

Ohhh....no....lol 

 

Because I'm a dumbass...

[Change]

yes, that is why they are telling to the fans to watch the original.

 

Do you want to watch one, but he is neutral,bu support nh.

What do you mean by watch the original? 

[Lady Lys]

 

Oh, so that's what it says. I think the translator I was using is a bit off - it was trying to tell me about the SasuSaku Pork God 

 

Yes, dawn. That...uh, that is a very good question. Hmm...let me check...

 

Ah yes! I am but one hour behind, so therefore, we still share the dawn! Your dawn would allow us to begin sooner...but my dawn would give us more time to prepare...tricky...

Technically wonky google translate was right XD God Pork/Pig is the worst imprecation in italian. I'm pretty sure that if I tried saying something like that in front of the parents they would loosen my teeth from the gums with slaps. And I'm a 23 years old grown woman. 

That wonky hour difference always destabilizes me when I go to England-land. But yeah. AT DAWN! 

 

 

LOOOOOOL Pork God HAHAHAHAHAH Google trasnalte sometimes give me great laughs

 

@lady non ho tutta sta confidenza con lei ma cerchero di farla venire qui.

 

HAHAHAHAHAH che bestiaccia che sei Rikki-tikki-tik. (AHA! I found you a nickname, now'll be stuck with it until the end of time)

 

Se son rose fioriranno.   Iniza a concimare! Usa Hinata! Che sicuramente come fertilizzante funziona benissimo. 

[Chatte]

I finished watching it. The only people who would like this movie are those who have barely read the manga and are casual anime watchers and the fangirls who don't give a kitten about the story but just the shojo part of it (which you can hear throughout the whole movie, ugh) otherwise, you're f**cked. SP, you idiots. Should have went with an SS (most popular hetero pairing) movie with a decent plot revolving around Team 7. Now that would have racked in the cash you wanted. No wonder the movie is below 50%, god. The WORST Naruto movie ever. Hands down. A more fitting title would be "Hinata: The Movie", because that's all this movie is, honestly. The only fight scene that didn't involve some BS was the Shikamaru, Sakura and Sai vs monsters fight. That's the only thing I enjoyed honestly. FFS Naruto is screaming about a goddamn scarf during the last battle. Is his life defined by scarf-chan now? 

Looool what a kittening joke of a movieee!

[Newkidontheblock]

Apparently this one is the top grossing one

[Aizen-Sama]

Alright, so once they finally get inside of the castle, they split up. Toneri and Hinata are about kiss with the cookie, when Naruto interrupts them by yelling Hinata's name. Hinata being mind controlled.
Shikamaru defends Naruto, telling him to go on ahead. They show the Sand Siblings in their village, with Gaara protecting them with sand from a meteor. Goes to the leaf village, with Kakashi telling them to do some formation that has Lee in it. Lee punches a part of the meteor. Meteor is about to hit Kakashi, when Sasuke shows up like the badass he is and destroys the meteor with a chidori stream. Sasuke says if Naruto isn't there, the only one who can protect the village is him. Sasuke then disappears.

Switch over to Sakura bashing the kitten out of some puppets. That's all the fighting she gets though. Switches back to ToneHina, who's about to go in the chamber that makes them sleep. Tony makes Hinata fight Naruto, while he comments what do you think of my wife's skills. Naruto's dodges the attacks, then sticks his arm inside Hinata's boobs to stop Toneri from controlling her. Tony makes Hinata come back too him. He attacks Naruto, and Hinata wakes up, and Tony is about to put her back under his control when he gets a headache. The princess runs to Naruto, telling him that she's sorry. Naruto says he understand. Hinata says that they have to destroy the Tenseigan.

Switch to SaiSaku, who have found Hanabi. Sakura picks up the ripped red scarf. Now back to NH, Hinata says that only someone with her chakra can destroy it. Hinata then uses the Twin Lion Fists, and jumps up into the air to attack the Tenseigan. It doesn't work. Naruto looks at Hinata, then grabs her hand like 614/615 all over again. He says that if they combine their chakra, they might be able to destroy it together. Hinata says ok. They combine heir chakra and jump up together, copying the NaruSasu combo from the war since they have no originality whatsoever. The Tenseigan shatters into a cluster of Byakugans. The puppets around the castle stop working.

Switches to Killer Bee and Raikage, who fire off the chakra cannon. Destroys all the meteors. Then it goes to the Five Kages all on TV talking to each other. Raikage says they'll blow up the moon, since there's no such things as the tides. NH meet up with Shikamaru, who they tell that the Tenseigan has been destroyed. The countdown clock has stopped.

Naruhina combo attack? That's disgusting!!

[Liu bie]

What do you mean by watch the original? 

En los cines

[Lady Lys]

I finished watching it. The only people who would like this movie are those who have barely read the manga and are casual anime watchers and the fangirls who don't give a kitten about the story but just the shojo part of it (which you can hear throughout the whole movie, ugh) otherwise, you're f**cked. SP, you idiots. Should have went with an SS (most popular hetero pairing) movie with a decent plot revolving around Team 7. Now that would have racked in the cash you wanted. No wonder the movie is below 50%, god. The WORST Naruto movie ever. Hands down. A more fitting title would be "Hinata: The Movie", because that's all this movie is, honestly. The only fight scene that didn't involve some BS was the Shikamaru, Sakura and Sai vs monsters fight. That's the only thing I enjoyed honestly. FFS Naruto is screaming about a goddamn scarf during the last battle. Is his life defined by scarf-chan now? 

The so called director said he didn't even know much about Naruto the series. (it should be somewhere in the mess of the previous thread)

 

So yeah, hysterical NH fangirl/fapfanboys only. Poor you, it must have been a nightmare to watch.  That or a hilariously absurd laugh-fest.

[TouKen4Life3g]

I wonder why this movie took a while to leak. It's clear its from the early screening. Not like the one before the release, I think, but like the first week.

[Change]

En los cines

 So let me get this straight, it's only going to be released in limited cines en Mexico, but they're going to tell their viewers to see it in the movie theaters and not online?

[六道仙人]

Rikki-tikki-ki?

 

[Swagkura]

NH & Shikamaru meet up with SaiSaku, and Sakura gives Sakura the ripped scarf. Naruto was able to see Hinata's memories after pulling the jutsu out of her breasts. Sakura asks Hinata if she was gonna give it to Naruto, and Hinata says yes. Naruto says can he have it, Hinata says it's in shreds, but Naruto doesn't care. Hinata gives the scarf to him, and. Naruto says thank you, and that he'll cherish it. ShikaSakuSai are smiling at the scene. Shika says the cloud is moving again. Switch to Toneri, who says that he'll destroy the world with the eyes he has. Switch to Kages, who are talking about the moon being destroyed is too dangerous.

Rescue team gets attacked by some statue, Naruto's holding Hinata since again she's too weak to do kitten by herself. Naruto goes into Nine-tailed chakra mode and let's Kurama start attacking the statue. Kurama throws the statue, who gets backs up and attacks him again. NH are riding on Sai's bird together while ShikaSaku are on the other one(OTP b*tches). Toneri comes flying on some giant bird and transforms into his own chakra mode. He uses some wind attack on the rescue team, scattering them. Naruto grabs Hinata's hand, and some tornado appears on the moon. It then goes to Kakashi and the others. Ino's in the machine that her dad is usually in with Team Guy. Guy's in a wheelchair, while Tenten has finally showed up for her minimal screen time. Hiashi tells Kakashi to not destroy the moon, since he can feel that Hinata and Hanabi are on it. Kakashi's assistant comes and tells him that Kurama is in the moon.

Kurama is still fighting the statue. Raikage is still charging up the chakra cannon. Kakashi tells Raikage not to blow up the moon, since Naruto and the rest are on there. Raikage says that they have to be sacrificed for the sake of humanity and the earth.

[Newkidontheblock]

So, we all agree to treat this as just another movie?

[RyohkiFan]

I wonder why this movie took a while to leak. It's clear its from the early screening. Not like the one before the release, I think, but like the first week.

Movies usually take a while, this one came out fast compare to RTN 

[RyohkiFan]

So, we all agree to treat this as just another movie?

I'll treat it as comedy and trash lol

[Lady Lys]

Rikki-tikki-ki?

 

EHY! It's Kipling!  It's the villainous cobra! (or you'd rather have Rikki-tiki-tavi the heroic mongoose?)