Posted 28 December 2014 - 12:08 AM
Yessss. Jacob. I loved his personality WAY more.
Dear God. I re-read the book like..last year? Or 2 years ago? Idk but holy kitten.
I questioned myself: did I...really enjoy this kitten?
& then BOOM.
I donated all my Twilight books. LOLOLOL
Yep! I was mostly curious about the series. But sparkly vampires? HA.
NOPE.
Vampires are either Dracula, this:

or this:

But that sparkly mofo? Heeeell nope.
Well at least the 'italian bad vampires' were not too bad. more or less.....

- L'inguaribile ottimismo di un dodo.
Hungry for glory - AS Roma 1927
But they were all of them deceived, for another canon was made. In the land of Japan, in the fires of Studio Pierrot, the dark Lord Kishimoto forged in secret a master canon, to control all others, and into this canon, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One canon to rule them all.