So one day during my time living in the dorms at Minnesota State University, I decided it would be a good idea to grab a beer at the bar, despite my car having a tail light out. Bad decision.
So I drive through the city, and get pulled over by a cop for the taillight, and get requested my insurance and license. I of course had my license, but my insurance was not there and the cop said I would have to get a citation. He goes back to the squad car and while he's there I search all over and finally find my insurance so he tears up the citation, tells me to get it fixed and sends me on my way.
After that, i get to the bar, and decide to only have one beer while watching a game. Since I had already got pulled over once, I decided that I would only have one beer while there, so once I had one, I started driving back to the dorm. And boom, I get pulled over again for the light.
The cop asks if I've been drinking and I tell him I've had one beer, he tells me to get out of the car.
He brings me by the squad car and I go through the follow the light test, the walk in a straight line test and the stand on one leg test. Now, according to him, I failed every one of those tests, but I felt like I passed them, .
Anyways, he takes me back and has me sit in the back of his squad car, and tells me that my license could be suspended and I could face jail time and everything if I fail the breathalyzer test.
I take the breath test, though, and turns out, of course, I was waaaay under the legal limit since I only had one beer. The cop was so shocked that he made me take it twice. Once again, not even close to being intoxicated. So he asks me if I'm on any drugs and he asked if he could do a full search of my car, which I was fine with and said go ahead. So he lets me go and says get home safely.
So, whew, on my way back to the dorm, and all should be good.
Except, I get only a few blocks away, and I get pulled over again for the light. Turns out, it was the same cop who pulled me over the first time. He checks my eyes with his flashlight and tells me to get home safely.
The entire night, though, I was just thinking, 'I'm not even drunk!'