Now, in regards to Naruto, it would be something like this:
Naruto: Heheh...I should show Sakura-chan this...wait then she'd punch me...but still, maybe she'd give me a chance if she read all this...but still, I really don't want to get beaten up...but I really think these people may have a point...but she's really strong...and I don't want to be in the hospital...
You forgot the part where Ino-chan apears from nothing and gives him a Butt-Kick while yealding:
Just Do It "PAKA"!