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[Metalhead87]

 

Most certainly! Bring the armour! It may be useful.  Ah! The halberd and the battle axe too! I'll take the long sword and the saber! 

Ali Ababwa eh? Now that's a proper paesant! Maybe he's a Hyuuga. A Hyuuga without the freaky eyes! 

 

I shall notify the armoury to prepare for battle at once!

 

 

A Hyuuga, eh? Hmm...such a rumour must be investigated. It appears that we may have a little detour to make on the way.

[ichigo500]

Literally 95% of this movie is just TA-DA! Mission. TA-DA! Hinata. TA-DA! Toneri. TA-DA! We're on birds. My god who the kitten directed this movie omfg I'm gonna faint!

Just as Junko stated !   is there any limit to SP stupidity ? 

[六道仙人]

When do we start?

 

whenever you want, my pale... bring the sand with u... let's do a lot of desert funerals.

[Lady Lys]

 

I shall notify the armoury to prepare for battle at once!

 

 

A Hyuuga, eh? Hmm...such a rumour must be investigated. It appears that we may have a little detour to make on the way.

Mhm...Off with his head eh?  Off to our personal crusade then! Beware foul beasts of the Stupid Pierrot, cavalry is coming. 

[AHK]

The last chapters of the manga and the movie have turned both Naruto and Sakura into terrible people who manipulate the feelings of the other.

They're both worse than scum.

[Gaara's hair]

 

whenever you want, my pale... bring the sand with u... let's do a lot of desert funerals.

I have the sand

[Swagkura]

Ok, so they have Hinata going with Toneri to some floating island that has the Tenseigan in it. Tony says that he'll show the real one to her once their married. Switches over to Naruto and the gang again, and Naruto's still depressed. Shikamaru tells Naruto that you gave up on a woman, so why don't you give up on being Hokage too. Shikamaru tells him to give up again since he gave up on the woman. Naruto gets mad then grabs Shikam, asking if he's picking a fight. Shikamaru bluntly tells him that he doesn't give a kitten about what happens between Naruto and Hinata, but he tells him to snap out of his little b*tch fit! since he's a Shinobi. Shika tells Naruto to come with him. Switches back to Tony and Hinata, whose still knitting the scarf for Tony. Tony goes back to his room, telling Hinata he can't wait for the finished scarf.

Hinata sneaks out the castle after he's gone. Toneri can feel that the Tenseigan is about to be born. Switches over to Naruto saying Sakura's name, whose spent her time nearly dying over Naruto by infusing almost every ounce of her chakra into him, so that she could prevent him from dying. Naruto runs over to Sakura's sleeping body, and says he's sorry. He still says Sakura-chan. Sai asks Shikamaru is he's gonna rely on Sakura to not only heal Naruto's body, but his heart too. Shika asks Sai if he can do it. Sai says that he has a point. Cue laughter.

Back to NaruSaku, Sakura says that she would have never expected for him to be the first to confess. She then says remember long ago, when you said you loved me. Naruto doesn't say anything. Sakura asks wasn't that because I LOVED Sasuke. She says that he didn't want to lose him. Naruto again doesn't say anything, of course because he obviously used her for her feelings
Sakura asks if it's real this time. She says that Hinata is a great person, and that she's almost too good for Naruto. Then Naruto says that it's over now, since Hinata went to Tony. Sakura says that it's obvious that she had a reason of going with him. Then she says the thing about when a girl has feelings, blah blah blah, they're not easy to change. Switches over to a scene of Sasuke stating at the moon. Sakura says that she understands how Hinata feels.

[六道仙人]

 

Most certainly! Bring the armour! It may be useful.  Ah! The halberd and the battle axe too! I'll take the long sword and the saber! 

Ali Ababwa eh? Now that's a proper paesant! Maybe he's a Hyuuga. A Hyuuga without the freaky eyes! 

 

 

 

Lies to your lies! 

 

 

 

 

May I dedicate a song to the poor Nardo?

 

 

I NEVER LIED IN ALL MY LIFE!!!

_{(maybe just a little but not here! I swear)}

IT JUST A HUGE AND kittening MISUNDERSTANDING!

 

you may but that song is just... NA BELLA GRATTATINA ME LA FACCIO EH

[ichigo500]

That's reallyy.....scary

hinata

[luffyq1]

 

so let me get this straight. since naruto is a retard who doesn't understand love, he's taking love advice from sakura who is in love with a guy that would gladly throw her in lava?

 

Edited by luffyq1, 26 January 2015 - 08:15 PM.

[六道仙人]

I have the sand

 

and you have my intellectual ax

[Lady Lys]

 

I NEVER LIED IN ALL MY LIFE!!!

_{(maybe just a little but not here! I swear)}

IT JUST A HUGE AND motherf***ing MISUNDERSTANDING!

 

you may but that song is just... NA BELLA GRATTATINA ME LA FACCIO EH

I'm still not convinced. 

(Và là che quella canzone è fantastica.  )

[Chatte]

Poor Hinata-hime! Horrid! Being bullied because she's the heiress of the most important clan in Konoha! Such a terrible thing!! Bullying a poor defenseless girl! It's not like she had a whole clan at her back! 
 
kitten this movie. 
 
 
 
Terrible! terrible! Poor little child! The daughter of a lord as it is! How can people disrespect such an old and revered bloodline! This little  child! Alone in the world with those terribly unseemly eyes!....oh wait! Wasn't she in a village with people, a full clan I might add, who had her same little ophthalmic problem?
No respect anymore for the upper classes! No respect for a girl who did so much! Such a selfless creature! Such a brave and gentle soul! So dedicated to her family she would do anything to protect them. *shakes head*
 
Those Hyuugas! What an example of uncivilized and uncouth barbarians! 
 
 
 
Here, have a like and my eternal love for this thing! 

I have been laughing as a crazy kid ever since i read the ophtslmic eye problem thing. OMFG that cracked-me up!

[Nostradamus]

"He's so dense. Maybe he doesn't know what love is" - Sakura

 

"What do you mean?" - Hinata

 

"Like knowing the difference between loving sweets like shiritama dumplings/fruit gelatin and romantic love." - Sakura

 

"Huh? They're not the same?" - Naruto

 

REALLY? 

 

RIP NARUTO AND SAKURA. What kinda kittening logic is this? 

They took a character that emotional understanding of human emotions was is core and turned him into a retard. Great job there SP.

 

 

 

http://www.narusaku....228#entry742535

 

 

• NARUTO THE ULTIMATE SCUMBAG  AND A PATHETIC BRAINLESS IDIOT STRIPED OF HIS HERO ROLE   
• SAKURA THE IDIOT EXPERT ON LOVE THE PARRING FODDER  A PATHETIC NH CHEERLEADER  TURNED INTO A SIDE CHARACTER  STRIPED FROM HER HEROINE ROLE 
• SAI & SHIKAMARU  TURNED INTO A PARING FODDERS 
• KURAMA  WTF  WRITING ON THE MOON EVERYONE CAN BREATHE & TECHNOLOGY EVERYWHERE  
• NS SCENES RETCONED  THE WHOLE MANGA RETCONED  &
• HINATA HIME BECOMES THE BUYAKUGAN  PRINCESS AND CHILD OF PROPHECY     

      

      

     

      NOT ENOUGH NEED  MORE MORE GOD DAMN IT  !!!!!!!!

 

      

      

 

No amount of alcohol can kill my brain cells fast enough so I can forget this.

 

 

 

 

100% Correct.

 

So now after the ToneHina kitten in the castle, they show Sai and Shikamaru trying to get into Toneri's castle through some artificial sun. Switches over to Killer Bee and Raikage, who have a kittening cannon that can transport any target into another dimension. After that, they have ToneHina sitting at a table, with Toneri wanting to know more about Hinata. Hinata says that it's not too late to negotiate with the shinobi on Earth, all while knitting a scarf for Tony. Tony says they'll start another war again, and that he doesn't want Hinata to bring up that subject again. He then tells Hinata to shut the kitten up like the good waifu she is and eat her food.

Switch over to Naruto, and he wakes up after dreaming of Hinata. Shikamaru says it's been 3 days, and asks if something happened between him and the Princess. Sai talks about how Naruto was having wet dreams about her, but he was glad that he got to see Naruto's mushy side (Sakura who ) and that it's great research. Shikamaru says that they need to go save Hanabi and Hinata, but Naruto doesn't since Hinata broke his fragile heart. Shikamaru says that he now knows Naruto weakness.

Words cannot describe the stupidity in this.

 

Hinata really does get 5-star treatment LOL. She wakes up in a fancy ass bed at Toneri's place, servants calling her Hinata-sama, and she gets a really hot guy with a seductive voice all over her. All for Hinata-hime

When they made this movie a lot of tissues were used.

[ichigo500]

Some NH fan said this on tumblr : 

 

"Finally watched Naruto the Last. Loved it, it was adorable, cheesy, perfectly animated and everything I wanted from a NaruHina movie. "

exactly. A NH movie. 

[luffyq1]

Some NH fan said this on tumblr : 

 

"Finally watched Naruto the Last. Loved it, it was adorable, cheesy, perfectly animated and everything I wanted from a NaruHina movie. "

exactly. A NH movie. 

i hate this world.

[Swagkura]

Lol, since Hinata isn't there, Naruto and Sakura are riding on the same bird now

[luffyq1]

Ok, so they have Hinata going with Toneri to some floating island that has the Tenseigan in it. Tony says that he'll show the real one to her once their married. Switches over to Naruto and the gang again, and Naruto's still depressed. Shikamaru tells Naruto that you gave up on a woman, so why don't you give up on being Hokage too. Shikamaru tells him to give up again since he gave up on the woman. Naruto gets mad then grabs Shikam, asking if he's picking a fight. Shikamaru bluntly tells him that he doesn't give a kitten about what happens between Naruto and Hinata, but he tells him to snap out of his little b*tch fit! since he's a Shinobi. Shika tells Naruto to come with him. Switches back to Tony and Hinata, whose still knitting the scarf for Tony. Tony goes back to his room, telling Hinata he can't wait for the finished scarf.

Hinata sneaks out the castle after he's gone. Toneri can feel that the Tenseigan is about to be born. Switches over to Naruto saying Sakura's name, whose spent her time nearly dying over Naruto by infusing almost every ounce of her chakra into him, so that she could prevent him from dying. Naruto runs over to Sakura's sleeping body, and says he's sorry. He still says Sakura-chan. Sai asks Shikamaru is he's gonna rely on Sakura to not only heal Naruto's body, but his heart too. Shika asks Sai if he can do it. Sai says that he has a point. Cue laughter.

Back to NaruSaku, Sakura says that she would have never expected for him to be the first to confess. She then says remember long ago, when you said you loved me. Naruto doesn't say anything. Sakura asks wasn't that because I LOVED Sasuke. She says that he didn't want to lose him. Naruto again doesn't say anything, of course because he obviously used her for her feelings
Sakura asks if it's real this time. She says that Hinata is a great person, and that she's almost too good for Naruto. Then Naruto says that it's over now, since Hinata went to Tony. Sakura says that it's obvious that she had a reason of going with him. Then she says the thing about when a girl has feelings, blah blah blah, they're not easy to change. Switches over to a scene of Sasuke stating at the moon. Sakura says that she understands how Hinata feels.

i'm about to open up my refrigerator and drown myself with that six pack i bought last night. 

[Newkidontheblock]

So Swagkura, what your saying that sakura is saying that a girls feelings can't be swayed, but a guys can?

 

I really hate this movie

[Lady Lys]

I have been laughing as a crazy kid ever since i read the ophtslmic eye problem thing. OMFG that cracked-me up!

Good. Good. 

I shall try my best to make y'all laugh at the expense of this movie disgraceful thing.