Fantasy;
-Fated scarf.
-Handsome villain kidnapping the hime's sister.
-Rescue mission where hime brings along the cursed scarf and repairs it.
-Cobwebs falling in hime's hair, so the knight removes it.
-The knight lets hime drink from his hands.
-Butterflies are randomly floating around the two, highlighting hime's looks and knight confesses.
-Handsome villain appears and takes hime away before she can respond.
-Knight throws hissy fit, then decides to do everything in his power to get her back.
-Hime unlocks the power of love.
-Knight saves hime, then they kiss while floating in front of the moon.
-Lives happily ever after, with kids.
Reality;
-The scarf came out of nowhere and was completely disregarded afterwards.
-The villain sucked and was just a tool for the couple.
-Knight disregards his previous scarf, from his dead mother, in favor of one from a chick her hardly knew.
-Hime doesn't give two kittens about her sister, because her love life is more important.
-Hime, who is supposed to be a ninja, can't get her own water or clean dust out of her hair, without help.
-Knight decides to confess, when little girl is still in harms way.
-Handsome villain proves how much more of a tool he is, by stealing hime and confessing his love.
-Knight turns into a whiney little kitten, which forces the mature friends to give him a pep talk.
-Hime gets kitten power up, that is just a replica of Knight's best friend/brother.
-They take their sweet ass time returning to Earth, because who needs oxygen?
-The knight turns into a workaholic, whose neglectful to his kids and prefers cheap ramen to his wife's cooking. His son acts out, his daughter is hideous, and Hime only ever knits scarves, never to use any of her ninja training again.
Naruto gives shojo a bad name.