Bolt travels to the other universe and sees Naruto with Sakura, and he's like "Holy kitten, my Dad is actually happy for once! He's eating at home, he looks happy, and doesn't even yell at anyone for pulling pranks at all! Wow, I wonder why he's not like this in my universe?"
Then Bolt witness Naruto and Shinachiku together, Shinachiku obviously being punished.
Bolt: *Thinking to self* Good! I see this Naruto is just as big of a hard ass and killjoy as my Father.
Naruto: Son... just how could you do it? You have a family tradition to uphold you know!
Shinachiku: Don't even get me started Old Man! Shino-Sensi isn't going to fall for it! It's always bugs bugs bugs with him! You don't understand Dad!
Naruto: Baka! Shino is a man like us! I've seen the way he has looked at some of the women in town, and I know he's dating a pretty little thing from the sand village!
Shinachiku: I'm telling you it can't be done!
Naruto: My son we Uzumaki's Never Give Up! You just need more practice! Now observe!
*Naruto transforms using the pervy Jutsu. Suddenly looking like a twenty something supermodel.*
Bolt: *hidden behind a tree* WHAT THE HELL!!! Since when would Dad do THAT!
Naruto: Notice the firmness of the breast my son. The way the thigh is curved, and the arching of the back. You keep missing these details!
Shinachiku: *studying* Yes I see... your technique is without a doubt flawless Father and...
*sounds of Sakura yelling as she makes her way outside and over towards the two of them.*
Sakura: NARUTO YOU IDIOT!!! You are suppose to be telling him NOT to be doing that! Not encouraging him!!!
*Sound of violence and people yelling. When Bolt looks down again he see's a blushing Sakura yelling at the two most important men in her life well they sheepishly look up at her.*
Sakura: It was bad enough when you used to do it! But passing on such a technique to our child! Really Naruto!
Naruto: *stand ups smiling* You know you could pretend to be a prude back then my love, but now I know you to well Sakura-Chan.
Sakura: *blushes then starts yelling* DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT WITH SHINACHIKU AROUND WHERE HE CAN HEAR YOU!!!
Naruto: *smiles and then kisses Sakura's forehead well she is in mid rant.*
Bolt: Was my Father ever really like this? He's so... different.... so....happy....