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[RedFaction]

I bet we never thought we'd be comparing Naruto to Twilight and 50 shades of grey before the kitten ending.

[Bail o' Lies]

The thing is that even if Hinata was placed in the group do you really think she would do anything different from Sakura? That she would be a better heroine for the story? Let's look at part one since this is where the nH fans images where she would have change thing for the better.

 

I'm not changing her character since apparently the characteristic she has were so perfect according to her fans that to alter them in any way would be the most grievous of sins.

 

Let look at team 7 forming.

 

Let say if Naruto had a crush on hinata and Hinata had a crush on Naruto or lets just keep their relationship the same Naruto not interested in her and she had a crush on him. It defeats the entire idea of Naruto being a loser that no one likes that has to make people like him through his actions almost as soon as the story beings. How can be a loser no one likes a dead last with nothing if he already has a girl fawning over him and is on his team to act as his cheerleader. It makes sense for Sakura to be Sasuke's cheerleader since he is the top of the class and the elite.

 

Now let's look at the bench scene it change from Naruto confessing his feeling for sakura where he will throughout the story will slowly gain her affection and eventually reveal the truth of that scene to. Here it leads to the creation of an necessary love triangle through Naruto pretending to be Sasuke who has feeling for Hinata (and so then Hinata worries should she love "Sasuke" who has feeling for him or her true love Naruto (then we realize they are both Naruto) and us waiting years for the two of them to realize the other is in love with them and just kitten already. Making it into a standard shojo romance. A very stupid on at that.

 

So hinata being a member of team 7 forming would have damage the story from the beginning. Now let move onto the genin exams.   

 

Hinata would hind somewhere until seeing Naruto fight make her charge head first into one of kakashi's traps like an idiot. Then she would over think what it would mean if she feed Naruto leading it to be a SNS scene instead of a team 7 scene.

 

Wave arc.

She would clam up when they mist ninja attack like Naruto. During Zabuza's attack she after seeing Naruto fight to retrieve his headband would feel inspired again to charge into the fray with no plan. This would of course interrupt that plan Naruto had already started by that attack to get his headband. During the tree climbing she would not due as well as sakura and would probably fall behind again until she watch Naruto keep trying and then uses that to inspire herself. Since Hinata would not be a natural at it like Sakura Naruto wouldn't go over their for advice. Also since hinata is not a natural she would have to continue training instead of had into town with the bridge builder removing a lot of of that scene. Also she wouldn't help Sasuke or when Naruto appear she would once again charge in with no plan. And when sasuke die she would be upset about him being dead but she would break down like Sakura did. making her look like a cold kitten.

 

Chunin exams

 

Skipping to the orochimaru fight after Naruto goes down she wouldn't inspire Sasuke to fight which is what orochimaru really want instead she would either clam up or... sigh say it with me now once again charge in with no plan. Also if they somehow survive that and she has to defend the team she wouldn't setup any defenses she'll just charge in once she get inspired.

 

I'm skipping to the Sasuke retrieval arc cause I'm getting tired of writing the same thing.

 

Since she has no interest in Sasuke and doesn't worry about him she wouldn't be their to stop him from leaving and informing everyone that he has left. Meaning he get a head start of about a day and they would be too late to catch up with them.

 

Part two she would spend the entire time doing what she always does thinking about Naruto non stop with Nothing else mattering and charging in head first when she gets inspire.

Edited by Bail o' Lies, 15 August 2015 - 07:43 PM.

[Bail o' Lies]

That was honestly draining to think up and write. But it shows why Hinata would be a terrible heroine and everyone would get sick of her VERY quickly. They would get tried of her non stop obsession of Naruto (sakura does think of stuff other than sasuke even at her worst) and her only plan of attack is an idiotic frontal charge. As a side character she cute but as we seen since the last over exposure damages her very quickly.

Edited by Bail o' Lies, 15 August 2015 - 07:25 PM.

[ichigo500]

Wasn't here for a while ! can someone summarize to me what happened this past weeks ? 

[Bail o' Lies]

Wasn't here for a while ! can someone summarize to me what happened this past weeks ? 

Bolt movie did well for first weekend because of SNS. And Naruto one shot about him becoming hokage was taken over to introduce and focus on that daughter of his. Who comes off as a sociopath.

Edited by Bail o' Lies, 15 August 2015 - 07:37 PM.

[HalfDemonInuyasha]

Sakura - The girl that supported Naruto from the beginning.

Hinata  - The girl that never supported Naruto ever. And still doesn't.

Yeah, Hinata only supported an ideal and what she wanted Naruto to be, much like Sakura only loved this idealized version of Sasuke, which is what childish crushes/obsessions tend to be - putting more/too much focus on what they think should be (that's best for themselves), not what they actually are. Hinata hardly ever gets to know, much less understand Naruto. Heck, did Hinata even know Naruto was a Jinchuriki at all before the War Arc (I don't think Nagato announced it to the whole village, and she was "dead" when Naruto raged, so she didn't see that happen)? As opposed to Sakura, who learned about it early on in the Rescue Gaara arc, and actually showed a reaction of sadness as opposed to Hinata still thinking about how big and manly Naruto's hand was.

 

The thing is that even if Hinata was placed in the group do you really think she would do anything different from Sakura? That she would be a better heroine for the story? Let's look at part one since this is where the nH fans images where she would have change thing for the better.

 

I'm not changing her character since apparently the characteristic she has were so perfect according to her fans that to alter them in any way would be the most grievous of sins.

 

Let look at team 7 forming.

 

Let say if Naruto had a crush on hinata and Hinata had a crush on Naruto or lets just keep their relationship the same Naruto not interested in her and she had a crush on him. It defeats the entire idea of Naruto being a loser that no one likes that has to make people like him through his actions almost as soon as the story beings. How can be a loser no one likes a dead last with nothing if he already has a girl fawning over him and is on his team to act as his cheerleader. It makes sense for Sakura to be Sasuke's cheerleader since he is the top of the class and the elite.

 

Now let's look at the bench scene it change from Naruto confessing his feeling for sakura where he will throughout the story will slowly gain her affection and eventually reveal the truth of that scene to. Here it leads to the creation of an necessary love triangle through Naruto pretending to be Sasuke who has feeling for Hinata (and so then Hinata worries should she love "Sasuke" who has feeling for him or her true love Naruto (then we realize they are both Naruto) and us waiting years for the two of them to realize the other is in love with them and just kitten already. Making it into a standard shojo romance. A very stupid on at that.

 

So hinata being a member of team 7 forming would have damage the story from the beginning. Now let move onto the genin exams.   

 

Hinata would hind somewhere until seeing Naruto fight make her charge head first into one of kakashi's traps like an idiot. Then she would over think what it would mean if she feed Naruto leading it to be a SNS scene instead of a team 7 scene.

 

Wave arc.

She would clam up when they mist ninja attack like Naruto. During Zabuza's attack she after seeing Naruto fight to retrieve his headband would feel inspired again to charge into the fray with no plan. This would of course interrupt that plan Naruto had already started by that attack to get his headband. During the tree climbing she would not due as well as sakura and would probably fall behind again until she watch Naruto keep trying and then uses that to inspire herself. Since Hinata would not be a natural at it like Sakura Naruto wouldn't go over their for advice. Also since hinata is not a natural she would have to continue training instead of had into town with the bridge builder removing a lot of of that scene. Also she wouldn't help Sasuke or when Naruto appear she would once again charge in with no plan. And when sasuke die she would be upset about him being dead but she would break down like Sakura did. making her look like a cold kitten.

 

Chunin exams

 

Skipping to the orochimaru fight after Naruto goes down she wouldn't inspire Sasuke to fight which is what orochimaru really want instead she would either clam up or... sigh say it with me now once again charge in with no plan. Also if they somehow survive that and she has to defend the team she wouldn't setup any defenses she'll just charge in once she get inspired.

 

I'm skipping to the Sasuke retrieval arc cause I'm getting tired of writing the same thing.

 

Since she has no interest in Sasuke and doesn't worry about him she wouldn't be their to stop him from leaving and informing everyone that he has left. Meaning he get a head start of about a day and they would be too late to catch up with them.

 

Part two she would spend the entire time doing what she always does thinking about Naruto non stop with Nothing else mattering and charging in head first when she gets inspire.

I don't even want to think about how disastrous various part two events would've turned out if you replace Sakura with Hinata:

- Kankuro would be dead.

- Hinata would have no understanding about the impact of Naruto being a Jinchuriki.

- The fight with Sasori would have been a disaster (Hinata would die right here as, unlike Sakura and like with Kankuro's death, she wouldn't have any antidotes to Sasori's poison when she takes that hit, but just for argument, let's just say she miraculously doesn't get hit all thanks to Chiyo)

- Naruto would had to have been stopped completely by Yamato after he goes four tails on the bridge as, because since Naruto would NOT have feelings for Hinata, he would not have that willpower to recognize her and stop himself, and I highly doubt Hinata would have the courage to try to do anything, unlike Sakura. Once again, she'd clam up and freeze, and possibly even become afraid of Naruto afterwards, even if subconsciously, which would only hurt Naruto and make him believe himself to be the monster/demon the villagers thought of him.

...and so on.

[ichigo500]

Bolt movie did well for first weekend because of SNS. And Naruto one shot about him becoming hokage was taken over to introduce and focus on that daughter of his. Who comes off as a sociopath.

 

Seriously ? It did well ? Are people blind and deaf ? o_O 

Oh yeah, I know about the swifter duster, but haven't read the chapter, can't find it. Can you give me the link please ? :) 

[Yyubie]

Agreed. And that's why I said in my rant that nothing was stopping him saying "If you guys want to do this fine, do it without me." Even if the people above him dictated what to do and it was in his contract to obey them. Nothing was stopping him from saying goodbye to them and letting them whatever they want.

 

He ended up exactly like Naruto. He gives up in the end.

Ironic isn't it? The guy who wrote about a boy who will never give up his dream, is give up himself.

 

Yeah god I do hate the NH fandome I really do hate them and their blidness then again look at Hinata.

 

But its like you said what would she do nothing but faint all the dame time, kitten people say that Hinata would stop the path Sasuke went down as it Hinata she is so sweet she would stop him,

They said that is comical relief, for fun purpose , Hinata faint when Naruto too close to her is cute, sweet, and funny, while Sakura hitting Naruto is abusive, because she not holding back, and naruto is bleeding, thats what they say.

 

Then i immediately leave, because i have a feeling that i will never be able to change their stupid mind, instead of wasting my time and try to talk some sense into them, i better pity them.

 

The thing is that even if Hinata was placed in the group do you really think she would do anything different from Sakura? That she would be a better heroine for the story? Let's look at part one since this is where the nH fans images where she would have change thing for the better.

 

I'm not changing her character since apparently the characteristic she has were so perfect according to her fans that to alter them in any way would be the most grievous of sins.

 

Let look at team 7 forming.

 

Let say if Naruto had a crush on hinata and Hinata had a crush on Naruto or lets just keep their relationship the same Naruto not interested in her and she had a crush on him. It defeats the entire idea of Naruto being a loser that no one likes that has to make people like him through his actions almost as soon as the story beings. How can be a loser no one likes a dead last with nothing if he already has a girl fawning over him and is on his team to act as his cheerleader. It makes sense for Sakura to be Sasuke's cheerleader since he is the top of the class and the elite.

 

Now let's look at the bench scene it change from Naruto confessing his feeling for sakura where he will throughout the story will slowly gain her affection and eventually reveal the truth of that scene to. Here it leads to the creation of an necessary love triangle through Naruto pretending to be Sasuke who has feeling for Hinata (and so then Hinata worries should she love "Sasuke" who has feeling for him or her true love Naruto (then we realize they are both Naruto) and us waiting years for the two of them to realize the other is in love with them and just kitten already. Making it into a standard shojo romance. A very stupid on at that.

 

So hinata being a member of team 7 forming would have damage the story from the beginning. Now let move onto the genin exams.   

 

Hinata would hind somewhere until seeing Naruto fight make her charge head first into one of kakashi's traps like an idiot. Then she would over think what it would mean if she feed Naruto leading it to be a SNS scene instead of a team 7 scene.

 

Wave arc.

She would clam up when they mist ninja attack like Naruto. During Zabuza's attack she after seeing Naruto fight to retrieve his headband would feel inspired again to charge into the fray with no plan. This would of course interrupt that plan Naruto had already started by that attack to get his headband. During the tree climbing she would not due as well as sakura and would probably fall behind again until she watch Naruto keep trying and then uses that to inspire herself. Since Hinata would not be a natural at it like Sakura Naruto wouldn't go over their for advice. Also since hinata is not a natural she would have to continue training instead of had into town with the bridge builder removing a lot of of that scene. Also she wouldn't help Sasuke or when Naruto appear she would once again charge in with no plan. And when sasuke die she would be upset about him being dead but she would break down like Sakura did. making her look like a cold kitten.

 

Chunin exams

 

Skipping to the orochimaru fight after Naruto goes down she wouldn't inspire Sasuke to fight which is what orochimaru really want instead she would either clam up or... sigh say it with me now once again charge in with no plan. Also if they somehow survive that and she has to defend the team she wouldn't setup any defenses she'll just charge in once she get inspired.

 

I'm skipping to the Sasuke retrieval arc cause I'm getting tired of writing the same thing.

 

Since she has no interest in Sasuke and doesn't worry about him she wouldn't be their to stop him from leaving and informing everyone that he has left. Meaning he get a head start of about a day and they would be too late to catch up with them.

 

Part two she would spend the entire time doing what she always does thinking about Naruto non stop with Nothing else mattering and charging in head first when she gets inspire.

They simply said that 'If Hinata was in team 7 replacing Sakura, she will never force Naruto to make the Promise of Life Time to bring back Sasuke. Sakura is useless she should know herself, if she want Sasuke she should bring her back herself instead of putting all the burden in Narutos back'

 

And then i reply that Sakura was desperate and still a kid at that time she doesn't know what to do, she can't calm down and think straight. But you see after that she make up her minds and decide to help Naruto because she realize how badly injured he is after that mission, so she come to Tsunade and ask her for training.

 

And guess what did they say ?? 'Its too late she already force Naruto, you know Naruto never going back on his word so that POAL will forever be a cursed to him, just like Sai said at the Land of Iron arc'.

 

Well i am alone, they have more than 6 brain to counter my argument with their zero logic. They are like HYENAS you know?? when they see lion kill they starting to moan and call for help.

[Namikaze Clan]

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[ichigo500]

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I am facepalming my facepalm.... this is so kittened up and LAME ! God ! 

So, Naruto sleeps on the couch...ahum okay...And apparently, he wasn't aware that his kids could have the Byakugan...

Aaaand indeed, Hima looks like a kittening sociopath, her mother taught her well ! 

In fact, what bothers me, is that Konohamaru replaced Naruto...15 years...we waited this long to see Naruto become hokage, and now, he just...didn't attend it himself. Kishi has a special talent to ruin everything ! He's so skilled at doing this.

 

Edit: is Naruto THIS weak, to not avoid his son's attack and fall because of his daughter's attack ? Is Kishi meaning that Hinakittens may be stronger than Naruto ?

Edited by ichigo500, 15 August 2015 - 09:11 PM.

[TheFirstEvil100]

I am facepalming my facepalm.... this is so kittened up and LAME ! God ! 

So, Naruto sleeps on the couch...ahum okay...And apparently, he wasn't aware that his kids could have the Byakugan...

Aaaand indeed, Hima looks like a kittening sociopath, her mother taught her well ! 

In fact, what bothers me, is that Konohamaru replaced Naruto...15 years...we waited this long to see Naruto become hokage, and now, he just...didn't attend it himself. Kishi has a special talent to ruin everything ! He's so skilled at doing this.

 

Edit: is Naruto THIS weak, to not avoid his son's attack and fall because of his daughter's attack ? Is Kishi meaning that Hinakittens may be stronger than Naruto ?

What's really funny is the NH are eating up the kitten like its gold I mean god do they not see how bad all this is I mean really god help the human race as it needs help right now.

[Nostradamus]

Can some give a link or just post that picture with Kishi's interview from The Last? The one where he said he pitied Hinata.

[ichigo500]

What's really funny is the NH are eating up the kitten like its gold I mean god do they not see how bad all this is I mean really god help the human race as it needs help right now.

Coming from them, it's pretty normal, since they completely worship Kishi ! 

[Nar123]

They are actually justifying Naruto being defeated by his daughter with one hit...unbelievable

Edited by Nar123, 16 August 2015 - 12:27 AM.

[Nostradamus]

They are actually justifying Naruto being defeated by his daughter with one hit...unbelievable

A God being knocked out with a single blow from a little girl.

Yeah I believe it. 100%. It can definitely happen.

Anyone who doesn't believe it, is just salty.

Edited by Nostradamus, 16 August 2015 - 12:38 AM.

[Yyubie]

A God being knocked out with a single blow from a little girl.

Yeah I believe it. 100%. It can definitely happen.

Anyone who doesn't believe it, is just salty.

Then that little girl have a great hidden potential. Looking forward seeing her adventure and the rest of new generation on the next sequel

Don't you agree??

Edited by Yyubie, 16 August 2015 - 12:44 AM.

[Nostradamus]

Then that little girl have a great hidden potential. Looking forward seeing her adventure and the rest of new generation on the next sequel

Don't you agree??

Oh definitely. I would love for the next movie to be about her.

Can you imagine how amazing that movie is going to be. She is so much better than burrito. I mean burrito is just a lame copy of Naruto, and Naruto's time is over.

I can already see the next rivalry of the series mop-head vs caesar salad. It's time for mop-head to rule the world.

Edited by Nostradamus, 16 August 2015 - 12:50 AM.

[Namikaze Clan]

I'm just waiting for her to use chakra chains like her grandmother. She is the Gohan of Naruto after all

Edited by Namikaze Clan, 16 August 2015 - 12:53 AM.

[Catra]

people who eat this poop up aren't naruto fans at all no matter how hard they try to tell you they are.

[Nostradamus]

I'm just waiting for her to use chakra chains like her grandmother. She is the Gohan of Naruto after all

Come on man Gohan ain't got nothing on our mop-head. Mystic Gohan would get his ass handed to him by this chucky doll.

Edited by Nostradamus, 16 August 2015 - 01:00 AM.