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#301 Rick (Bonta-kun)

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 11:39 AM

QUOTE (Sqleon @ Nov 1 2007, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gwah. I like NaruSakuIno not SakuIno. Dunno why XD

I like NaruSakuIno too, but you were talking about a Yuri pairing only there, which is why i think SakuIno > SakuKarin. I probably think that because i dont like Karin much, damn 15 year old fangirl, at least the Rookie 9 girls have grown up tongue.gif.

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 11:45 AM

It's funny how Karin acts like pre-wave arc Sakura on steroids. She actually goes nuts over Sasuke, it's comical to watch. It's quite simple.

Sakura + Karin = true love

Hey, it is crack for a reason, you know. Someone explain to me how ItaSaku works.
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Posted 01 November 2007 - 11:47 AM

QUOTE (Sqleon @ Nov 1 2007, 10:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's funny how Karin acts like pre-wave arc Sakura on steroids. She actually goes nuts over Sasuke, it's comical to watch.

I dont see how that would make the SakuKarin relationship good lol.

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 01:50 PM

SakuIno is the smexiest yuri pairing out there wub.gif
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Posted 01 November 2007 - 07:49 PM

Not really crack because the pairing makes sense but it's rare.

Naruto x Temari.

1) Naruto has saved Gaara twice and in the process made Suna accepting to Gaara.
2) Temari is feisty like Sakura. Not afraid to harm Naruto, she probably beats up her brother all the time.
3) Gaara would approve, Kankurou would have to approve. Therefore Suna would approve.
4) Would be accepting of the Kyuubi in him.
5) Both wind users, both blonde.
6) When he came back, she was mildly shocked by his look, enough to think he looks attractive.


Naruto x Ayame.
1) She accepts him.
2) She makes him happy. "The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
3) Teuchi approves; so far he's the only adult with a female in Naruto's age range we know 100% sure likes the boy.

Just one thing, Teuchi can't exactly charge his son-in-law full price on ramen but damn it, Naruto is his number one customer. What a major loss of revenue. :shamefulcry0js:

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 05:23 PM

Orochimaru X Dumbledore

Yeah, when i Talk crack pairings, i take it above and beyond the call of duty

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 06:00 PM

QUOTE (roninmedia @ Nov 1 2007, 08:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not really crack because the pairing makes sense but it's rare.

Naruto x Temari.

1) Naruto has saved Gaara twice and in the process made Suna accepting to Gaara.
2) Temari is feisty like Sakura. Not afraid to harm Naruto, she probably beats up her brother all the time.
3) Gaara would approve, Kankurou would have to approve. Therefore Suna would approve.
4) Would be accepting of the Kyuubi in him.
5) Both wind users, both blonde.
6) When he came back, she was mildly shocked by his look, enough to think he looks attractive.


I have to agree...This pairing would make a lot of sense to me too ^^
And you gave the right reasons too

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 07:46 PM

QUOTE (roninmedia @ Nov 1 2007, 07:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not really crack because the pairing makes sense but it's rare.

To me, crack pairings are pairings where the characters don't really interact in any sort way of "couplish" way, but you think they would be good together. So that pairing is crack. Anyway, I doubt Naruto would ever pursue Shikamaru's love interest. Naruto is done with OPP and Shika is too much of a pimp. Besides, Naruto was the one who thought they were dating. He ships them. tongue.gif

I have a new one.

Naruto x Konan. I'm already seeing it out there. Could be interesting if Naruto is really the chosen one. Maybe she can be his angel.

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 01:51 AM

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Orochimaru X Dumbledore

Yeah, when i Talk crack pairings, i take it above and beyond the call of duty

smile.gif

oh, or OrochiMaruXMandaXGamaBuntaXKatsuyuXTsunade ORGY!

umm.

You do know this is FAVOURITE crack pairings thread right? not least favourite lol. I hope they arent your favourite lol.

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Posted 04 November 2007 - 03:36 AM

Uhh, I like a lot of crack.

A few off the back.

AkatSaku, yuri, most yaoi, ItaIno, SasuHina, NejiIno, NejiSaku, etc..

I like a lot of pairings, though xD

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Posted 04 November 2007 - 06:33 AM

If it's well written, I love a good Naruto/Harem. Problem is there aren't a lot of good, well written ones. And the ones there have been kind of got abandoned unfortunately. Naruto - Love Hina style is totally awesome.

How can you not like the idea of Naruto getting rewarded for all his hard work with a whole bevy of beauties that are madly hot for him? It's both hilarious and fun.

A Different Sort of Naruto was good, but it kind of got left behind, but mainly because the author is serving in the Israeli military. Too bad because it was just starting to heat up.

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Posted 04 November 2007 - 11:10 AM

QUOTE (TheVileOne @ Nov 4 2007, 05:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If it's well written, I love a good Naruto/Harem. Problem is there aren't a lot of good, well written ones. And the ones there have been kind of got abandoned unfortunately. Naruto - Love Hina style is totally awesome.

How can you not like the idea of Naruto getting rewarded for all his hard work with a whole bevy of beauties that are madly hot for him? It's both hilarious and fun.

A Different Sort of Naruto was good, but it kind of got left behind, but mainly because the author is serving in the Israeli military. Too bad because it was just starting to heat up.

That Naruto - Love Hina style fic was so much win, it was the first Harem fic i read, i love it. As for A Different Sort of Naruto, the author is still kind of working on it, although hes actually starting a new series of fics now too, i think hes kinda stuck with that fic.

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Posted 04 November 2007 - 08:22 PM

Lol, i have to say. I once read a Female Deidara and Tobi one. THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

Well, for Yuri, i would say SakuIno. hell yeah. XD

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 09:22 PM

I like NaruXAnyone but Hinata (or a guy)... and my current favourite is female Haku (or is that just Haku...? he/she's soooo shifty). biggrin.gif
I also find NarutoMikoto funny, but it's too rare. Perhaps that will be my next pet project after I finish my JiraTsu fic? Hmm, I think it will *starts planning*.

I can also enjoy a KakaRin and JiraTsu pairing.

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Posted 21 February 2008 - 07:51 AM

My number one favorite crack pairing?...SasuTayu! Tayuya would be the one to knock the "I only want to kill my brother, that is all I live for, to avenge my clan" guy back down, or help him...uh...hey look! Another crack pairing! NaruTayu! It would be funny!

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Posted 21 February 2008 - 03:09 PM

If you know me well enough on LC, then you already know the answer to this question. I consider my favorite crack pairings to be Naruto and Temari, followed by Naruto and Tayuya, and then...um...Naruto and Anko I believe. Naruto with overly aggresive women always guarantees a laugh or two. sweatdrop.gif

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Posted 21 February 2008 - 03:34 PM

This is veeeery cracky, and I'm not sure if anybody can picture this, but Chiyo/Konohamaru? O_O

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Posted 21 February 2008 - 05:22 PM

Jirobo/Tayuya
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Posted 21 February 2008 - 06:40 PM

I like naruaya!!!!!its the best

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Posted 21 February 2008 - 07:40 PM

QUOTE (Denim88 @ Feb 21 2008, 01:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you know me well enough on LC, then you already know the answer to this question. I consider my favorite crack pairings to be Naruto and Temari, followed by Naruto and Tayuya, and then...um...Naruto and Anko I believe. Naruto with overly aggresive women always guarantees a laugh or two. sweatdrop.gif



Whoo! Fellow crack pairing loving friend!

I also like Naruto x Kurenai. :thumbs:
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