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[BlackLightning]

Huh? the brat is back?

[krisk]

[Denim88]

oh and remember this guy?


READ THIS AND CRY WITH ME:
Something's in the well.
Something's in the well.
It drags children into hell
They're crying at the funeral.

Don't go near the well...

GAAH!!! Deadhand!!!! I hated that mini-boss! He always...laughed when he had you caught in one of his claws! *shudders*

Well, I learned that when you get the Lens of Truth, you can find out where he is without getting caught by one of his hands. Just put on the Lens of Truth and look for the darkened spot of soil-that's where he is. Throw a bomb on it and he pops out. Then you can hack-and-slash-and-cut-him-up-so-he-won't-get-a-chance-to-bite-you!!!

The only thing I hated more were the Redeads...the screams...the SCREAMS!!



Can I haz brainz nao?

[peanutbutter126]

... KRISK IS BACK.







I missed joo. It felt so quiet in the forums without you. TTwTT

Aww, I'm sorry about your grandpa. It's strange how you wish you'd spent more time with someone after they pass away. But you still have the memories, right? Funny things, memories. Sometimes they make you smile when you're trying to sleep. But like Denim said, time really pushes you to move on. You'll stop feeling sad when you think about your grandpa soon.

It's good to see you back, krisk! Hang around some more and spread your kriskness before school starts! Seems like I go back to school later than you do. XD

...

[krisk]

JEEEEEEEEEZ SCHOOL HIT HARD. Tommy i was made my classes' bish.. again. :c

GAAH!!! Deadhand!!!! I hated that mini-boss! He always...laughed when he had you caught in one of his claws! *shudders*

Well, I learned that when you get the Lens of Truth, you can find out where he is without getting caught by one of his hands. Just put on the Lens of Truth and look for the darkened spot of soil-that's where he is. Throw a bomb on it and he pops out. Then you can hack-and-slash-and-cut-him-up-so-he-won't-get-a-chance-to-bite-you!!!

The only thing I hated more were the Redeads...the screams...the SCREAMS!!



Can I haz brainz nao?

I KNOW HIS LAUGH I NEVER REALIZED HIS LAUGH HIS LAUGH NOOOO

and lol, NAH TOMS, i went in full hero mode! C'mon like Link's gonna know that that thing's there! GOTTA MAKE IT REALISTIC ...well even though this 11 year old is saving everyone's asses by himself isn't so much... WE GOTTA TRY TO.

but i digress, we are big babies. But tis fun.

LOL redeads, they made me laugh my naive little face off. Humping Link and stuffs, Navi would watch, OH LAWD. Subtext c:

... KRISK IS BACK.







I missed joo. It felt so quiet in the forums without you. TTwTT

Aww, I'm sorry about your grandpa. It's strange how you wish you'd spent more time with someone after they pass away. But you still have the memories, right? Funny things, memories. Sometimes they make you smile when you're trying to sleep. But like Denim said, time really pushes you to move on. You'll stop feeling sad when you think about your grandpa soon.

It's good to see you back, krisk! Hang around some more and spread your kriskness before school starts! Seems like I go back to school later than you do. XD

...

OMG PAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM.

:hump:

er.

:grope: :get arrested:



No u, I missed you. But I can deal faster since you're a skypetard BUT ME I'M ON HERE MOAR. And then I wasn't. Sozzzzzzzzzzzzzz duuuuuuuuude. It's just it's getting easier to! I think I need my oldman bffl's help or something. EH WELL

LOLWAT YAKA AND CLOUD ARE HERE THEY'RE LOUD N STUFF. I'll put in my IOU 2 cents and try to help

and thank you, yeah memories.... they're tasting less bitter, which is better. :/ I hope so either way.



haha anyway I think I'll just say mission accepted? Just don't know where to start... again

SPAM, COME MY LOVE.


*WOOSH*

[krisk]

wait no, wait spam not yet HEHE.

jan 29? 2009 2010

stupid 2010 i can't stop writing 2009 on all my notes FFF

SPEAKAN OF, school. HAAH funny story. Well not really a funny story, just something that's happening right now, a revelation was had tonight in my govt class and IT'S ONLY GONNA GET BETTER.

oh god omnomnom drama llamas

there's this HUGE HUGE HUGE HUUUUUUUUUUUGE republican, with such a ... apathetic view on life it's ridiculous omg. We discussed the SOUA today and it was all dandy and jazz

ex:
- we lol'd at the fact that during the republican response, they had strategically placed the (only) minorities in camera view... and zoom out and what do you find? ROOM FULL OF WALDOES HUU BOI.
- lol'd at general's faces @ repeal advancement of the DADT policy
- lol'd at Supreme Court old lady was like "...hrrnnng where am i.... hrrng..."
- JOE BIDEN'S BLINKING ARRGGH
- was psyched to hear about how the college tuition and student loans being handled, AWESOME DUDE now I should get my masters and not pay anything MWA HA HAAA
- CHINESE BULLET TRAINS = drunk people from austin coming home to houston which results in JAWBS as security for DISTURBANCE OF PEACE SEE WE FIX ECONOMY WITH BOOZE yey

and so forth. It was interesting this time 'round, I found it hilarious which is good because if it's funny i'm so there.


but i digress again. THIS REPUBLICAN KID OMG. He cockblocked our entire discussion by interrupting to state the status of Obama's ass and it's level of intelligence. HAHA it got quiet, i went "COUGH kitten BLOCK COUGH" and the prof was all "DAYUM yous a buzzkill"

oh and then he's gonna "tear our @sses apart next week" during affirmative action discussion. Caaaan't wait.



ALSO MOAR SKOOL.

french is not at all ill

that's all bout that.


NAH JK but c'mon wtf it's sexy but wow it's been awhile since i've attempted to learn a new lingo. I'm gonna have to take overtime in at home with some RS and grammar books online. I'VE GOT HOPE THOUGH. French WILL be my 2nd language, i swar. ... well next to the near nonexistant amount of mando i can speak. I should really work on that next time my gparents come over hnnnn



i got carded as a 16 year old again. Went shoppan with k'li and the dude's all, "you and your little sis go to <insert specific school here you stalkers>?" I was like, "dude... man im still perpetually 16" while my sister was snickering SO LOUDLY OMG STFU DOOD she's taller than me y'know. Messed up genes up in here.


speakin of (not really wahaha) my phone died. how does this even happen1? I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND aside from me dropping it alot IT SHOULD BE STILL WORKAN NOT JUST A BRICK. A friend of mine on Nerd Her... Geeksquad (total hacks btw) has it with him and has it done, but i'm contemplating on whether or not to just buy a new phone. Y'know a smart phone or something. It'd help with alot of stuff and my itouch is dying. HNN but then i gotta pay for a speedan ticket i got today so

BTW U COP THAT PULLED ME OVER U SUCK THE ROAD WAS EMPTYFEJAWOFEJFAO;EJFAWEOFFEWIJFA;WFEIJojo;ejafw



i clocked in at 66 in a 50, but the roads were empty and JESUS HOW MUCH ARE SPEEDING TICKETS it's my first one GAAAAH HAAAA I'M POOR i quit my job (not really, just on ... "hold" or whatever they called it, weirdly they don't wanna let me go entirely ah well wtf anyone can waitress HHAHA) needa find a new one by next week...



speedan tickets better be in the 2 figures because SERIOUSLY



so i can't sleep right now either, i feel like i don't wanna waste my day off sleepan. I'm probably gonna play sum sims3 after im done here. No one's on cept them crazie UK people.


EDIT: I REMEMBER'D I TOOK A PIC IN SIMS3 YAY



me and my sister are living together and playin video games and she's losing and apparently i'm thinkin about either food or usin the potty.




...look at this pikachu

[krisk]

WELL HI THERE.

BEEN SO LONG INTERNET HOW ARE YOU? STILL YOUR USUAL SOUL SUCKING SELF I PRESUME? THAT'S SWELL.

so i've been gone for a good while. school made me it's bish once again, but once again i didn't mind. classes are over and the hurt of my butt is full force considering i've made quite a few friends from this semester's classes. all of which i hope to see again, at least a few times on campus -- but even then time is a cruel mistress and will always call to have her loins tossed and i don't know what i'm saying right here but in a nutshell i will miss seeing my friends everyday :c

anyway i must soon go since my sister's here now.

so please enjoy the following message!

HI!



so this is me.

wait no-



there we go, silly me.

so that is me and I'm going to tell you about why I am now relying on my sisters much superior laptop to have any semblance of a connection to the internet.



there i am, completely accurate i'm afraid. or was. whatever beer/bear/bare with me.

there i am and i am so so happy to be having a computer to join with the internet once more after so long. classes are finally over and now i can concentrate on not concentrating!

also work, but that's besides the point.



so yes, cruising along, minding my own bees knees, doing my thing, the basics, etc

then suddenly-



wtf was that?

i don't know. that day, the day of my last exam, i declared i was in a vegetative state and i was not going to move from that spot for anything but a fire, a baked good, or money rain.

and thankfully my ecksbawks can be turned on from my controller. oh m$ you really DO love me!



so again like hell i would notice. and i am still very happy in pants.

until -



...



i'm thinking, wat. wat dis? stupid technology telling me what to do. and stupid technology i already have it plugged in. FOOLISH TECHNOLOGY, I AM DISAPPOINTED.



and i let it know -





woo computer! woo internet! woo mind numbing fun! woo! woo! woo!



and so i continue along, apparently unbelievably enthralled by the current page considering i haven't changed tabs.

all's gravy until -





wat. but -





...



THE END.

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looks like my sister is taking a nap. IT IS TIME TO PARTY.

[Black Rose]

XD That was funny...!!! U made my day...or better, u made my night!!! XP Doodling ftw!!

[Sakura Blossoms]

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Oh gawd krisky, I love you and have missed your *very* speshul brand of crack XDD

[Onionhead Attacks]

O.M.G.

If you continue to talk like that all day... I demand you save up for a tablet and make us some more stories!!!

[krisk]

TAAAHANKS GUYSSSS i've an idea for a MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAT -style sequel to my adventures with more of my cheap stuff. can't wait.
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IT'SA PARTY POOOOOOOOOST FEEL FREE TO ADD BUT I KNOW YOU WOOOON'T... but it's strange im not particularly excited about something... JUST NEEDED SOME OONTZ WITH MY NIGHT!

OH OHHOHOH f!ck i just had some hardcore deja vu just now ... OHOHOH

i meant to post this later but eh it looks like the occasion CALLS FOR IT? and it makes this seem less lolsorandumXD XD XD!1


so OMG

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omg guys

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SOFA KING EXCITED

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i know! my dad's birthday was yesterday! OONTZ OONTZ

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oh and also! E3 STARTS TODAY OONTZ OONTZ

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btw im gonna buy me a shake 'n weight today! OONTZ OONTZ

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SO I THINK ALL THIS AWESOME NEWS JUSTIFIED THIS . THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[krisk]

WHAT THE SH!T

please disregard the last post. i don't even

please accept this goofy mug as an apology.





ok you caught me i understand that isn't a goofy mug. it is infact a Quasimododo mug. I apologize for the inaccuracy. When i was kid, i had a goofy head mug. it was real bastard to drink cocoa from. all the chunks of wet chocolate (mm) would get stuck in his nasal area. but despite the horrors i had to face as a kid, i still lmao because my mom was the one who had to clean it.

oh ily mom.




but really i am excited about black lagoon season 3 in the fall. fall? yeah fall. it's my favorite animu ever.


...i hope it's a full season. if not i will scream JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN at the top of my lungs.





and i am psyched about e3. hell i spend almost the majority of my paychecks on gaming gear and swag. i even lost all my frie HOLY CRAP I THINK MY MOMS AWAKE ABORT ABORT ABORT

[Black Rose]

Ok, now that ONTZ stucked in mind. I will keep repeating it until sth else stucks in it. Well, that's a cool siggy madam. But I miss that colorful unicorn thingy you had b4. Hey don't spend all ur money on gaming stuff, will ya? There are manga volumes to buy!

Oh, yeah almost forgot. 10/10 4 ava and siggy.

[Sakura Blossoms]

So liek...when u gonna git Xbawkz Live again so we came KEEL SUM ZOMBIEZ AGAIN WOMAN D:

[krisk]

PREVIEW FAAAAAAAAAIL

LOLOL it was supposed to look all BADASS and DANGEROUS and HOT


hot because it was on FIRE. like burning text guys. it was awesome. so ...cool. text that is cool. OH I HATE THAT SITE ALREADY

i should've saved it. jeez that site owes me 8 minutes of my life back.


but yeah it was supposed to say PARTY POST



but on fire. ;_;

Ok, now that ONTZ stucked in mind. I will keep repeating it until sth else stucks in it. Well, that's a cool siggy madam. But I miss that colorful unicorn thingy you had b4. Hey don't spend all ur money on gaming stuff, will ya? There are manga volumes to buy!

Oh, yeah almost forgot. 10/10 4 ava and siggy.

dude DUDE



DUDE i miss the unicorn one too. But i have a thing with reusing the same sig twice. I dunno i just don't.



CRAP i think i'll make an exception for that one though. That RUA one was just so MAGICAL. IT MADE ME FEEL SO MANY THINGS.



in my pants.


no jk but really i loved it. glad you liked it too. AND THAT REMINDS ME that particular sig actually drew towards me surprising attention. Twas unexpected!



maybe it's the ~*magic*~ behind it. oooh~




manga?



MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW?



i don't read it, really. so there ya go. I READ GRAPHIC NOVELS. or soon will be. delicious killbook you will soon be miiiiine

So liek...when u gonna git Xbawkz Live again so we came KEEL SUM ZOMBIEZ AGAIN WOMAN D:

WHAT YOU SAYIN ASN.


is this like


like some attack on me for being from Texass? LIEK WE TALK LYKE DAT N' DIS 'N EAT AR TEXASS SIZED BURGARS 'N DRANK AR SWEET TEEAS?




or you're just emulating Ellis? LOL NICE. Um. Not for awhile there, darling. E3 passed and I'm gonna be poor again. Not to mention fall semester preparation. But more importantly games. And food.




i mean school is important kids.



don't wait up for me, shaunamaaaa. I don't think I'll ever get to kill zombays online




but a Zombie Apocolypse? If I don't end up offing myself in a realistic reaction, I'll be sure to find you so we can find a fat person to join our group and thus be safe in the cardio portion of surviving. :3


BUT THE SHOOTAN? I seriously need to visit a shooting range for my birthday. I'm reading TZSG and it's really making me feel inadequate. D:




LOL THIS POST IS SO IRREGULARLY SPACED LOL

[Black Rose]

Graphic novels, huh? Dude that sounds 'mazing.


There's magic in everythin' lady~~...!!


Even in killin' zombiez online xD


OONTZ (Seriously, I like that)








Your post is loong but at least not full of stupid infoz and insane things.



That was out of blue

[krisk]

Graphic novels, huh? Dude that sounds 'mazing.


There's magic in everythin' lady~~...!!


Even in killin' zombiez online xD


OONTZ (Seriously, I like that)








Your post is loong but at least not full of stupid infoz and insane things.



That was out of blue

DUDE



DUDE DUDE




I KNOW.



really?


oh.


amazing man.



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AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.


oontz.




oh.





OH.


oh, of course.



...of course.




in other news:

this mother trucker.



nightmares. all over again.


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[krisk]

yes you're welcome. i had fun killing your browser. only fair since i killed mine.

OH and some other news.


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edit:
less than 3 hours now. can't sleep. should sleep so i'll go do that now.

but first -

i'm going under the drill in 4 hours, if i don't come back - i'd like this blog archived please.

and the stuff in my first post goes to whoever wins a brutal, loincloth-mandatory, fight to the death tournament under my name.

thank you.

and here's something to remember me by:




goo'bye ;_;

[krisk]

bump

(the reason i'm doing self-bumping is because all this crap on this page is slowing the kitten out of my browser)

[krisk]

bump

(so bare with me)