
Cid's Bar
#281
Posted 14 January 2009 - 12:50 AM
#282
Posted 14 January 2009 - 01:34 AM
"...conditioning?" I repeated, but said not a word more, seeing as my 'boss' had enough bothering him. I frankly wasn't too worried. A little morning drill exercises was always a great way to get the blood flowing.
I finished the roast, and smirked, proud of my own work. I then turned to Shihna and spoke, "...Shihna, I'm going to have to agree with Cid...that apron disturbs me." I laughed as I carried out the containers of food. After setting the cooking plate with the vegetarian pasta, the crock pot of stew, and the roast on the counter, I looked around. I spotted the thing I had been hoping for.
"It couldn't possibly get any better." I pulled on a bell, and heard the pleasant chime echo throughout the bar before yelling at the top of my longs, "ORDER UUUUUP!"
#283
Posted 14 January 2009 - 11:58 PM
Here it came. That itching and insistent stupid rubbage in the nostrils that was totally unattractive and made people cringe and shriver away in anxious disgusted anticipation --
I felt the wind gush through my lungs and I started waving my arms like I had a piece of gross glued to my hand and my face contorted as I wavered back. "Ah...AH... getthefrikouttheway... AH..." I mumbled out as I edged away from the two girls and about faced.
"CHEW!" Nose guts flew accompanied with spit that came from the 'chew' sound and I that pain my lungs bulleted into my center. "Ughh... gross, I better not be getting sick. Ninja's like me don't get sick. It'd be the worst record to break evar." I wiped my nose with my arm and sniffled as I squinted around and giggled out a cwute little "xuse me! Teehee." Then my hazely eyes squinted in suspicion. I wasn't getting sick (as if) so maybe that thing gramgram told me about was happening.
Smack-talk, I thought before my site of scrutiny went to the door of the kitchen and settled it by walking around the bar table and going in the back, nonchalantly announcing in a totally non-accusing tone, "What's the topic of conversati--"
I glared, I knewed it I thunked while growling. I didn't say anything but listened dropping all that hulubuloo of being angry and just jumped into the convo, because waiting outside was getting kinda boring and where the action was my freaking scene.
Still in my possesion, I could only laugh at the thoughts in which took over my sub-conscience. Who knew what Jyuuki would do now that the glorious pink apron was out of it's hiding place. But I knew for a fact that none of us were safe... Unless you count the facts that Jyuuki would never put this thing on someone who still smelled like a polluted pond. Where the hell was that bathtub / shower when you needed it? "Maybe after the important things, we can go back to the issue of who's going to be wearing this," I asked suddenly, tossing the apron over to Jyuuki since I knew she would tackle me for it anyway. With a roll of the eyes, I allowed myself to stretch my limbs before getting fed up with this whole situation yet again.
"GLEE! You found it! I thought you burnt it you little tease, Shihn, gawd. Why didn't you tell me? Oh well, I gots it now and that's all that matters." I huggled the sexy little Mistress of the Night apron to my bosom, hopping up and down, biggest grin on my face. I coo'd at it, holding it up, I had missed it sooo much! Seriously how could I have not? This skimpy little number had brought in a big number of customers and gawd did it give me one of the most memorable nights ever. "Awww, I missed you my Mistress of the Night apron! Remember that niggggght? Course ya dooo~! Teehee."
Trying my best not to laugh; I don't think ANY of us would have wanted to meet Cid on the battlefield years before... although I couldn't help but wonder if he had the vein back then too. Heeeey, Ciiiiidddd? Nah. I wouldn't ask him. Not yet.
Must make a mental note to remember that one~
"...Wait, Prune Juice? Dude, you drink that stuff?! You really are getting old, it seems..."
I paused, ignoring all their talk and just being caught up in all that was this inanimate outfit. I had to break away from my sweet talk when I heard that evil unjustified threat that this poor apron (it was so misunderstood) had to constantly deal with. I looked up and glared defending this black and red and lacy apron. "YOU STOP DRINKING THAT PRUNE JUICE THEN!" I growled making my way over to him and poking the old man in the chest. He looked hurt and horrified at that statement before holding his mug away from me, like I was gonna take it away from him like he got introuble for getting a D- on a test or something and gawd that would be awesome. But I didn't care that much. And I would have to get burn my poor misunderstood Mistress of the Night apron.
I settled that with a nod and looked over at our cook cheekily. I slithered my way over to him, out of his vision and behind him.
I finished the roast, and smirked, proud of my own work. I then turned to Shihna and spoke, "...Shihna, I'm going to have to agree with Cid...that apron disturbs me." I laughed as I carried out the containers of food. After setting the cooking plate with the vegetarian pasta, the crock pot of stew, and the roast on the counter, I looked around. I spotted the thing I had been hoping for.
Disturbs huh? Well people usually didn't understand the amazing and usually reacted to it with fear. As expected for my misunderstood Mistress of the Night Apron I thought before shaking my head, still silent. I snickered and held up the apron comparing it's back to Vitty's back and behind and it would fit-- tightly, but still fit.
I squeezed an eye shut as the warrior upgraded to a cook yelled happily about his accomplishment. Food would've totally made me break my cover but this mission was at the utmost importance and oh jeez, this is the perfect time-- he's not looking and waiting for everyone to come over for the food!
"Juuuuust a littttleee bitt... closerrrrrrrr...." I whispered quietly and impishly to myself. I reached forward holding the apron in one hand and a free hand reaching around to the tie in his front. Ever so slowly I situated the apron open and against his front and balanced it without dropping it. I tied the back with my teeth and a few free fingers and let out a small victory dance in my head. Frik yes! Okay now... just gotta tie the ends around his neck... It was a freaking wonder how he hadn't noticed me yet. Maybe the Shihna and Cid wanted to see this as much as I did? Maybe? Hee.
#284
Posted 15 January 2009 - 01:53 AM
I felt an itch on my neck, and scrached, pulling at the frilly fabric of my apron- hold it...
I looked down for a split second, and noted the dreaded apron was somehow on my person. Only one person could have pulled this off, "Jyuukiiiiiii...." I ground out, and whipped around, and grappled her in a bear hug.
"Well, well, well..." I smirked, "The sneaky little kunoichi has somehow found a way to get that horrid apron on me." I held her tightly, "...if you wanted to have me wear it this badly, you could have asked and/or begged." I grinned, "You know what this means, now, don't you, Jyu-chan?"
I let my grin grow wider as I began to hold her in the air while spinning her around, "I get to spin you around!!!" Ah, this was always fun. She hated/loved it when I did this. Her smaller frame meant less weight for me to hold up. I did this whenever she pulled a prank on me.
"If you want I can cradle you for a bit, too!" I laughed, noticing the death glare/pout from the kunoichi. Unfortunately, this did nothing to stop me. It was adorable, "I could get a camera. Imagine the picture; me in this awful apron holding you like a little kid. Oh wow, that WOULD be a good idea. Heheh, then we could blow the picture up in size and frame it. It'd be like a mother/daughter picture, but more embarrassing and hilarious. In fact," I turned to the others, "Anyone care to commemorate this moment?"
Jyuuki was struggling a bit, yes, but I had a death grip on her. She wanted me in this humiliating apron, then so be it. It was a tight fit...and it REALLY hurt my waist...but it'd be worth it to get a picture of Jyuuki like this.
#285
Posted 15 January 2009 - 03:51 AM
I laughed again, as he held me tighter and I couldn't help blushing because gawd it was embarrassing! I was a grown-woman NINJA and I was NOT supposed to be treated like this! I mean, okay it was sorta fun feeling like I was flying, but seriously-- okay fine I liked it, but like hell I was gonna admit that. That's why I pouted and tried to yank away but curse these rippling muscle-ly ninja arms and shoulders that didn't compare to that of his. It was good and bad and everything in between all at the same time. I growled in frustration, thinking I liked it more than hated it but I still couldn't let him have that victory over me (losing I hated). I agreed, but to him, it was forced. "ARGH! Fine! Fiiiiiiine," I reasoned, giving up but not happily what with the frown and blush on my cheeks. I bonked him on the head again, "I'll take a picture with ya but you seriously seriously better not get a stupid wallet-sized version or anything like that. Regular customers won't ever shut up if you showed them. Vitty, I'm so serious. If ya do I'll kick your ass, you meanie..." I grumbled.
#286
Posted 16 January 2009 - 03:42 AM
#287
Posted 16 January 2009 - 04:02 AM
"I was wondering... You have any openings? Y'know. You hiring?"

#288
Posted 16 January 2009 - 09:12 AM
I looked up again and leaned an elbow on the head below me, lazily looking at Echo. "Couldn't stay away couldya? Well, it's fine with me! And why should you care what I say? WELL I'm co-owner-- in a few weeks-- so yeah, approval right here. Gimme your employee fee and you're set with me, no sweat!"
I grinned cheekily (so witty) holding out a hand before wavering slightly and glancing at Cid. Ugh, foster ships, why weren't you built closer? My head itched to be smacked, but I just sighed, nodding over to the slurping old man, addressing the Sniper Wimmun. "Oh and by the way, it might take awhile with the old couch. It's like a rule here; whenever Mister Funky-Smellin' is cunoodling with his prune juice, you've gotta either flash him or cause some kind of bodily harm to get his attention."
#289
Posted 16 January 2009 - 06:57 PM
...
The old man was starting to affect me. That prune juice was looking more and more delicious with each passing minute.
"Heheh, whatever you say, Cid." I laughed, rolling my eyes with a slight tinge to my cheeks. Seriously, I think I realized why this guy made Jyuuki feel so annoyed/embarrassed sometimes.
I looked up again and leaned an elbow on the head below me, lazily looking at Echo. "Couldn't stay away couldya? Well, it's fine with me! And why should you care what I say? WELL I'm co-owner-- in a few weeks-- so yeah, approval right here. Gimme your employee fee and you're set with me, no sweat!"
I grinned cheekily (so witty) holding out a hand before wavering slightly and glancing at Cid. Ugh, foster ships, why weren't you built closer? My head itched to be smacked, but I just sighed, nodding over to the slurping old man, addressing the Sniper Wimmun. "Oh and by the way, it might take awhile with the old couch. It's like a rule here; whenever Mister Funky-Smellin' is cunoodling with his prune juice, you've gotta either flash him or cause some kind of bodily harm to get his attention."
"...there's an employee fee?" I mumbled, looking up to my shoulder, glancing at the ninja girl on who had claimed it her new seat, "...Jyu-chan...you better not be scamming someone again." I frowned like a father who caught his child in the cookie jar, but smirked as let the frown crack, "So, you're co-owner, huh?" I laughed, "Does that put me on extra good terms with job security then?"
I shook my head before coughing to get the others' attention, "By the way...I suggest you all get something to eat here before it goes cold. I don't like reheating food that hasn't been touched." I pointed over to the nice little table I set up with the veggie pasta, roast, and stew, "...I guarantee that the stew will be gone. I recommend you eat it while you have the chance." I winked to Jyuuki, "If I remember correctly, you always made me cook, and with good reason."
I was on an ego-trip right now, and I didn't feel any bit of guilt from it.
#290
Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:52 PM
Anyway, food.
Twu Love's Glance!
I wildy pointed to the plates and through wild grunts and hungry gasps I got through to my packmule to walk over, fix me a plate (the works of course) and hand it up to me-- which I took with fervor and started munching with abandon on the roast. Big large bites because it was like fiesta and goddesses, it was probably better than a lot of things. Even the tango, it was that good. After I was set with a pretty good plate I spoke through mouthfuls, addressing the Cook. "Hell yeah I did! I mean-- don't get me wrong; I can (chewchew) cook a pretty kickbutt meal, but whenever I had to be the man and all, it gets sort of (muchOh gawdmunch) tiring to come home from a grueling work day everyday and have to meet the stereotype of the woman in the kitchen. That and I'm not even one for (omnomnom) stereotypes." I shoveled more food in and remembered, winking, "Oh and I guess cos you were kinda gifted in this department, Vitty. Congrats! Your head is now big enough to be my makeshift table!" With that I snickered, before happily doing the aforementioned.
#291
Posted 16 January 2009 - 09:11 PM
"Co-owner? Who died and made you 'co-owner'?" He turned back to Jyuuki. "Shinha's slightly more responsible than you...in her normal days. Hmm, maybe Raven could be co-owner, she seems to be the nice, shy type...." He smirked. "Less troublesome too."
Edited by shadow_Uzumaki, 16 January 2009 - 09:13 PM.
#292
Posted 16 January 2009 - 09:57 PM

#293
Posted 16 January 2009 - 10:42 PM
I blinked once...twice...as I just stared at Cid in surprised shock, as I sat down to the wonderful smelling food.
"Me?!" I squeaked slightly, as I looked back at Cid with wide green eyes.
#294
Posted 17 January 2009 - 10:29 AM
"Well nobody has to die ya stupid--" WAIT.
FOUNTAIN OF WINE.
JUST.
YEAH SPOUTING FROM ATOP OF VITTY'S HEAD.
"What!? WHAT? WAIT WHAT?" I squeaked. I seriously would've been pushed off my perch from the magnitude of what the hell is he smoking in that decision if not for me snapping out of my surprise to object with the fury of all the many oppressed in the past. That and the fact that sad little wine-soaked pieces of veggie fried rice and roast beef were crying on the floor. Sad that they were wasted at the ridunkulousness of the situation. Sad because they weren't in my warm belly.
Travesty!
I shook a fist and motioned my arms around like a Chocobo on fire. "What the hell are you talking about you crazy coot!? What are you even on? Has that prune juice gone up north and soaked up all your brain juice? Raven just got here! And what does being 'nice and shy' have that trumps ME? Troublesome!? I have BUCKETS of professionalism! I SWEAT professionalism-- it smells so stiff! And it smells like money! Just. What. WHAT? I object forever, Cid. I wanna recount! Re-vote! HURGH Explain yourself!"
#295
Posted 17 January 2009 - 07:13 PM
#296
Posted 17 January 2009 - 07:31 PM
"Oh wow, Ferru. This food is delicious!" I complimented Ferrumo, using the new nickname that I just came up with for him.
#297
Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:01 AM
"Oh wow, Ferru. This food is delicious!" I complimented Ferrumo, using the new nickname that I just came up with for him.
"Hahaha, please, I worked with what I had. Thanks though; people enjoying the food I make is worth the time I put into it." I gave her a smile, and gave a mental chuckle; another nickname. I then turned to the slightly distraught Jyuuki.
"Hey..." I grinned, "I think he's just being stubborn. This bar wouldn't get HALF as much business if you weren't around. Your enthusiasm is contagious." Yeah...she was still eating with me as a table surface...but I had to admit, that was quite impressive."
"So...where is everyone else? I'm giving everyone five more minutes before I start taking my helpings...and I'm ravenous..." I looked at the roast, glad it was so huge...
~Rrrrrrr.....
I grumbled as my stomach growled, "Un...if I can wait that long at least."
#298
Posted 18 January 2009 - 04:27 AM
She follows him, as the owner-- the very grumpy and possibly something-else-owner, walks away. "I can do pretty much anything... Uh, I'm good with drinks. Mixed drinks and whatnot. It seems you have PLENTY of waitresses, but I can do that too, if need be..."
Echo places a hand on her hip and frowning slightly, asks him a question. "So, do I have the job, and if so, when do I start?"

#299
Posted 18 January 2009 - 05:33 AM
What an old bag of haggis, I thought, pouting and chewing the salty-sweet beef from the stew. His change in moods was worse than a woman on the heat-wave pill. And what was that about dying and stuff? I didnt-- I wasn't even going for anyone dying!
His mood-breaker didn't sit well with me; whenever he got this way, you had to just look twice, or just sit still until he got out everything. It was kinda like being scolded by your dad-- you wanted to fix everything, but you can't because it's your dad that controlled everything.
I sighed, kinda worried-- and then watched as Echo went to follow him. Just give it a few seconds, maybe he really had to pee? Ew. Well, either way-- a few seconds.
... Okay long enough
I put my empty plate on a shelf somewhere and slid down Vitty's shoulders, patting him, kinda letting him know I preferred his shoulders to regular seats (it was like a throne!) and then snuck off to follow the two. Ninja skills mode totally on because I was now peeking around the corner, brows furrowed and tongue poking out.
Echo places a hand on her hip and frowning slightly, asks him a question. "So, do I have the job, and if so, when do I start?"
Oooh, interview -- kinda like mine! But not really because I was sort of eating him out of his food, hiding in his fridge-- so nevermind. I blinked in the shadows. The clashing statement with legs would probably get the job-- so I wasn't thinking about that-- my mind was wrapped around me explaining to the old fart that I didn't want him to freaking die for me to be co-owner. Maybe he forgot what 'co' meant? Psh, gawd. I smacked my forehead, hissed at the sound, and went back to my ninja recon silence. Squinting. Waiting.. .and squinting some more.
#300
Posted 18 January 2009 - 04:44 PM
And there she goes again! Did the same thing when I started here... Typical Jyuu. Always 'sneaking' to see if anyone receives a better 'employee package' than her. I grinned at Jyuuki's exit and could only surpress a laugh shortly after. Knowing her, you couldn't help but imagine exactly what she would do when converting to 'Ninja Mode' -- especially when it comes to the fact of new employees. Which is simply why a former ninja and thief were once the only two aboard this airship who were working for Cid. Bet'cha wondering if we scared them away or something? Not. A. Chance~ Unless you count that one time with the escapees and--- yeah, nevermind me.
"She's going to find herself neckdeep in problems..." Shaking my head in humorous disappointment, my eyes carefully watched this scene unfold. Sure, Jyuuki may not be careless with things like this but for some reason, it was like Cid had installed a radar or something! Which was made especially for our careless antics... or whatever he liked to call them.
But the question floating in my head was something simple; Should I join in or leave it be? I wasn't known to do anything like that (okay, i'll stop lying) but at the same time, the curiosity was killing me. We all already knew that this Echo was going to get the job... I mean, are you even paying attention to the people he's already hired? That common fact didn't bother me much, it was just that the record of employees in one day had broken the record--- although we didn't even have a record, but still! You couldn't help but just wonder!
Seriously though, there wasn't that much to even think about. Sadly.
I pushed my plate over the the nearest shelf, savoring the piece of beef that I was chewing away at, but I was still watching two people discussing job applications and one person trying to listen in. It was better than simple tv, in my opinion especially since you didn't have to pay for it. My legs wouldn't leave it be though, as I found myself walking towards the supposed 'shadows', still as curious as ever. Glancing back towards Ferrumo, I gave him a complimenting nod and a simple thumbs up. "Delicious stuff there. Waaaaay better than having to hunt for food~" I smiled, thinking back at the time Jyuuki and I decided to try out the method of hunting since our previous cook jumped ship.
Not to worry though, no persons, animals or creatures were harmed in the making of that hunt. We didn't even do it in the first place, being sometimes-lazy has it's benefits.
Silently trailing behind, my bare feet slid across the floors with ease as I made my way behind Jyuuki. I could only smirk at her peeking over the corner method, and as I croutched down myself, I didn't even have to dare myself to take a look. Made me wonder if Cid was really planning to use the bathroom? That prune juice was still full, but was still positioned in his hand. Yeah, the guy wasn't going to let go of that cup.
"Having fun?" I mouthed a simple question to Jyuuki, and so it seemed the thief within me was breaking out again. A simple steakout before the frontial attack on my target - this silence was beckoning, my breath was steady but the only thing I was missing was my dagger. And then it would be perfect.
Let's just hope the old man doesn't catch us.
Edited by Sakura~Kitsune, 18 January 2009 - 04:49 PM.

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