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[starlitestarbrite]

*the last:sasuke vs. naruto...the end of an era the start of peace*
[author note summary: a version of the kage summit arc...no madara, tobito, war arc, or kaguya...it's sasuke, and naruto's FINALE battle!.]
*the land of iron*
naruto: w-what did you say sakura-chan?
sakura: i said i love you naruto -blushes- i've just realised sasuke's just a rouge ninja...not worth my time
naruto: this isn't funny sakura-chan whats going on?
sakura: nothing! a girls mind is as fickle as the autumn leaves -smiles-
naruto: i don't like it when people lie to themselves!
sakura: i'm confessing my feelings to you!
naruto: quit it!
sakura: -eyes water- if you don't love me just say it!
sai: -thinks- maybe i shouldn't have told her anything...i didn't think she would do THIS!
sakura: all i'm saying is you don't have to keep the promise anymore!
naruto: sakura-chan...-eyes water- sasuke's...it's something i need to do! it's not about the promise anymore!
sakura: fine!...i'm sorry naruto
*her, kiba, lee, and sai walk off, and sai sends a clone*
sai: you know...don't you?
naruto: yes,...sasuke's planning to kill the five kage...so, far he's only killed danzo but, the raikage said...
sai: -lowers head- we've been ordered to kill sasuke -looks at naruto- sakura didn't want to tell you that...she wanted you to know that she cares alot about you...and because she cares about you, and loves you more than sasuke it seems she's willing to do what it takes to protect you
naruto: -tears roll down cheeks-
sai: even if it means killing sasuke...she would rather you hate her...than to loose you -poofs off-
*meanwhile sakura uses sleep gas on the guys and runs into the hide out*
sasuke: well, looks like its pinkie pie...hn, why are you here?
sakura: i never thought i would have to do this...but, i have no choice, i'm giving you one last chance sasuke-kun please just stop! naruto, and i we care about you as a friend! just come back to the village!
sasuke: your really annoying!
*kakashi shows up*
kakashi: sasuke! stop! you need to listen
sasuke: how about i start with you two...i'll show you what an avenger does for a living!
*sasuke is ready to stab sakura, sakura gets out her poison kunai, and as they charge at eachother naruto comes, and rescues her, and she scratches naruto with the kunai unknowingly*
sakura: naruto! your here!
naruto: sasuke? it's time we settle this one LAST time
sasuke: great...can't you take a hint naruto? if you would stop chasing after me then maybe you would be hokage by now, though i doubt that you are the dobe of the century! ahahahhahahahaha
sakura: -gets up- sasuke?, naruto still thinks of you like a friend! a brother!, and all you care about is seeking revenge! you've gone to far, and now you have ninja, anbu, and kage wanting you dead! don't you see what your doing!? naruto's only trying to save you since i can't!...but, that don't matter anymore
naruto: sakura-chan it's okay
sakura: no, naruto! it wasn't okay when you were almost killed by him during the first battle at the valley just because of the promise of a lifetime!, it wasn't okay when you whent four tails because orochimaru, and kabuto made you angry by belitteling sasuke, and it's NOT okay for me to just stand by when i made a promise to get stronger with the help of lady tsunade so, that when we face this jerk again WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER!
naruto: -smiles- but, sakura-chan...this is my battle
sasuke: -sweatdrop-
sakura: no, this is OUR battle -smiles-
sasuke: -slow claps- okay, if we're gonna fight lets do it-
naruto: we'll do it here sasuke
kakashi: well, sakura already braught back up...i'll let you three settle this while i go awaken the other members -walks off-
naruto: did your team fall asleep on you sakura-chan?
sakura: no,...i wanted to deal with sasuke-kun alone at first...untill you showed up, now i want the two of us to kick his butt SHANANROOO!
sasuke: CHIDORI!
naruto: RASENGAN!
sakura: wait...naruto! i have an idea! -whispers something-
naruto: HEY YEAH! THAT MIGHT WORK!
sasuke: what might work? hey, wait two against...woah thats huge!
*naruto's making a rasengan in sakura's hand wich she's adding her own chakra to*
sakura: SUPERRASENGAN! -throws it at sasuke who dodges-
sasuke: heeey you cheated!
sakura: no, i just almost kicked your butt!

naruto: sasuke we don't want to, nor have to fight! we can work something out
sakura: GRRR yes I DO WANT TO, yes we do have to, and no we can't
sasuke: something we actually agree on! give the cotton candy head a prize!
sakura: grrr -punches sasuke into the wall- WILL YOU SHUT UP!?
sasuke: i really don't like you!...never have, and now bubblegum...i never will!
sakura: -eyes water- fine if you wont come back for me then do it for naruto!
sasuke: NO! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY! -puts her in a genjutsu- hope you enjoy the dream of me stabbing you through the heart!
naruto: sakura-chan! -kneels beside her- sasuke you jerk... -stands up- you can pick on me all you want...i'll still be your friend, you can threaten to destroy the village...i'll try my best to stop you, and let you take all your anger out on me instead...but WHEN YOU HURT, OR EVEN GENJUTSU-STYLE KILL SAKURA-CHAN I WILL KICK YOUR SORRY BUTT SASUKE! LETS GO!
sasuke: FINNALLY! to the valley of the end?
naruto: yeah
*they poof off to the valley of the end, and kakashi returns with kiba, lee, and sai*
lee: oh no! sakura-san! -runs over to her- this is not fair! -eyes water- WHY MUST THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FLOWER DIE!?
kakashi: -sighs- just let me release the genjutsu
lee: -sweatdrop- oh.
kakashi: RELEASE!
sakura: -wakes up- where are naruto, and that jerk!
kiba: if you would have let us help you this would not have happened!
kakashi: no, instead of just her being in a genjutsu we all may have been killed, or in a genjutsu
kiba: well, i wanna kick sasuke's butt already!
sakura: -gets up- WELL, I WANNA PROTECT NARUTO! BUT, WE CAN'T DO THAT IF WE'RE STANDING HERE TALKING ABOUT IT!..-gasp- oh no! i know where they are!
*at the valley of the end*
naruto: -closes eyes- kurama lend me some of your chakra.-goes into super sage mode-
sasuke: i've been waiting for this...one of us will die today! guess who
naruto: -eyes glow red- you? SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!...fire style! fire fox rasengan!
sasuke: fire style! fireball jutsu!
*the rasengan, and fireball clashing makes flames all around them*
naruto: talk no jutsu in between?
sasuke: okay, but, i'm still going to kill you...i must kill my best friend...my brother said that -punches naruto the clone poofs-
naruto: i thought you didn't want to be like your brother?...and by the way -kicks sasuke down from behinde, and puts him in a chokehold- since you couldn't kill your best friend...does that make you your brothers best friend? ever thought of that?
sasuke: -eyes narrow- GRRR -flips naruto over his shoulders onto one of the rocks- YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ITACHI!
*clone poofs and sasuke's dragged into the ground*
naruto: hey look your grounded get it? hahaahahahahhahaha
sasuke: grrr i really hate you
naruto: i know thats not true sasuke...if it was...you would have BROKEN OUR BOND -grabs sasuke by the collar- OR PUT ME IN A GENJUTSU LIKE YOU DID SAKURA-CHAN! -kicks sasuke onto a rock only to find out it was a clone- grrr SASUKE
sasuke: NARUTO
naruto: SASUKEEE
sasuke: -stabs naruto through the back with the sword- goodbye naruto -tosses him off the valley cliff-
*from behinde sasuke*
naruto: hello sasuke
sasuke: -sweatdrop- that was a clone to!? HOW DO I GET RID IF YOU!?
naruto: you can't even in the afterlife i'll haunt you forever!...sasuke
sasuke: naruto
naruto: SASUKEEEEEEEEEE
sasuke: NARUTOOOOOOOOOOO
sasuke: CHIDORI!
naruto: RASENGAN!
*they blast eachother only the blast sends naruto flying into a rock, and sasuke off the valley cliff*
naruto: -starts crying- -gets up hyperventilating- why did it have to end like this? -wipes eyes-
*it was a clone behinde him sasuke charges up another chidori*
sasuke: -runs up, as he chidoris naruto- CHIDORI!
naruto: -falls to the ground-
sasuke: YES! i got you!...wait that wasn't a clone? -kneels down, and turns naruto over- dobe?
naruto: -caughs up blood- -weakly- tell sakura-chan -closes eyes- i love her...-whispers- happy now? -smiles as he looses consciousness-
sasuke: -eyes water- this isn't funny! wake up!...your a jinchuuriki don't you heal fast?...-closes eyes- so, your really gone?
*kakashi and the others arrive*
sakura: -jaw drops- he didn't -eyes water- n-n-NARUTO! -runs over, shoves sasuke out of the way-, kneels beside a seemingly dead naruto- NARUTO!
-tries to heal him-
sasuke: he's gone sakura...he's really gone
sakura: NO! HE STILL HAS SO, MANY DREAMS TO FULLFILL! NARUTO! -tears roll down cheek-
*the others come up*
kiba: now, i can kick your butt!
kakashi: wait! sasuke? what did you do?
sasuke: i thought it was a clone! we were fighting eachothers clones', and -holds back tears-
sakura: -cries- NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
kakashi: -sighs- why did you do this? you've not learned anything i've taught you...what did i say about people who betray their comrades?
sasuke: they're worse than scum
sakura: i think kurama's gone to...the wound is not closing up...sasuke...you've killed naruto...the one person who has tried so hard to help you...and you thank him by ending his life...i wouldn't be surprised if lady tsunade killed you herself!
*suddenly a rasengan comes out of nowhere and blasts sasuke*
sakura: what in the
*that turned out to be a clone to!*
*the real naruto steps out of the flames sakura stands up, sasuke falls*
sakura: naruto? -wipes eyes- is that really you?
naruto: yes, -smiles- i knew deep down sasuke really cared...i just wanted him to admit it one last time -grins and scratches head eehehhehehe
*sakura walks over and punches naruto*
sakura: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED, AND SCARED I WAS YOU IDIOT!?
naruto: eh, sorry sakura-chan i didn't know you all would show up
*sakura hugs him tightly*
sakura: don't leave me naruto...never do -tears fall-
naruto: -smiles- i wont -hugs her back-
lee: -eyes water- the youth burns within them! i can feel it! can you kakashi-sensei?
kakashi: -wipes eyes- um...yeah, your definantly gai's student lee
kiba: -laughs- are you crying?
kakashi: no, i've um...got something in my eye!
*later at sasuke's grave, there was no funeral. but, naruto, and stand at his grave*
naruto: -crying- you really were like a brother to me sasuke...something i've never had...a family bond -wipes eyes-
sakura: -eyes water-
naruto: -sniffs- i just wanted to share that with you -puts flowers on sasuke's grave- but, in a way...you got what you want..we both win -smiles- your no longer causing the village problems, and i kept my promise!
sakura: -smiles- naruto? it sounds like your gonna be okay after all
naruto: -smiles- of course i am...i have you in my life sakura-chan!
sakura: -blushes-
naruto: why'd you have to confess first?...i wanted to be first -blush-
sakura: what!? you mean...
naruto: i wanted to be the first to tell you that i loved you...and now, i can! i know the promise of a lifetime ended tragically...but, i have always loved you sakura-chan! with all my heart
sakura: -eyes water- oh naruto i love you to!...but, why did you think i was lying?
naruto: to be honest...i was lying to MYself!...i've been living in the past all this time, and instead of moving on, and actually reaching my future goals i've been clinging on to the  past...and you can't really go anywhere in life if your stuck in the past
sakura: i agree...but, you are the one who never gives up!...but, just remember you didn't give up on sasuke...it was him who gave up on us.
naruto: i love you sakura-chan
sakura: i love you to naruto
*meanwhile at the hyuuga compound*
*hanabi walks up to hinata*
hanabi: onee-chan?
hinata: y-yes?
hanabi: is naruto all you care about? i mean he seems to be all you think, and talk about. i hear naruto-kun, naruto-kun, naruto-kun
hinata: well, -blush- he's my inspiration i want to become strong like him...but, all i can do is watch...i admire him so much
hanabi: yeah? i know a girl like that...i want to be like her but, she's to busy ignoring everyone else.
hinata: who is it?
hanabi: you! it would be nice to have a big sister...not a stalker who spies on her crush from the shadows with her byakugan...maybe if you actually DID something you might become heiress! i mean i'm the youngest, your the oldest i should be learning from you!
hinata: well, we can train together if you want.
hanabi: okay, by the way your setting a bad example, AND naruto's dating that pretty pink haired girl -walks off-
hinata: -sweatdrop- -thinks- she was copying what i do this whole time!?...that's weird!-
*back to naruto, and sakura at sasuke's grave*
*naruto and sakura kiss*
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 16 November 2014 - 12:39 AM.

[narusaku256]

That's partly the Sakura which everyone wanted

[starlitestarbrite]

*Sakura Arc*
[author note summary: starts off during pre time skip when naruto leaves on his journey with jiraiya, and ends when he comes back during time skip! sakura never got an arc...I'll give her one![side note: some O.Cs', and fan made jutsus', and add-ons to make some jutsus' look cooler!]]

episode 1

*naruto, sakura, and jiraiya are at ichikaku's eating ramen before jiraiya, and naruto leave*
naruto: i'm glad you took a break from training to eat with us sakura-chan!...pervy sage is buying! -sllluuurrrp-
jiraiya: WHAAAT!
naruto: so, what will you do when I'm gone for two and a half years?
sakura: train with tsunade, and get stronger! then when you come back i'll be stronger than before! and we'll go find sasuke-kun together just like i promised
naruto: -sad smile- -thinks- so, she depends on me to bring back sasuke...I'll do my best to keep my promise- sounds like you have it figured out
sakura: -smiles- i admitt though i'll miss you, and your knuckle headedness
naruto: -blushes- well, i'll be back before ya know it! believe it-ttebayo!
jiraiya: well, we better get a move on naruto! especially if I'm going to do research!
naruto: your just wanting to peek at girls, and stuff!
sakura: -sweat drop- naruto...please TRY to stay out of trouble!
*they walk out*
naruto: well, see you in a few years sakura-chan -grins his big foxy grin-
*sakura gives him a big hug*
sakura: stay safe naruto -blushes- and be careful
naruto: -eyes water- i will, and you stay safe to
sakura: i will
*they part ways*
naruto: SO LONG KONOHA! STAY SAFE! SEE YOU ALL IN TWO, AND A HALF YEARS!
jiraiya: -sweatdrop- you don't know what the word secret means do you?
*sakura giiggles as she heard naruto's loud parting words...heck EVERYONE heard what he yelled out!*
sakura: we've both grown a lot, and we have more growing to do
*flashback to when naruto, and sakura were around 7, and sakura's looking at flowers, and picking pretty ones naruto picks a sunflower, and walks over to her*
naruto: pink, and yellow go good together...this flower brings out your prettyness -hands it to her- I'm naruto
sakura: -blushes and takes it- -quietly- I'm sakura
kizashi: SAKURA! DON'T TALK TO THAT KID! NO TELLING WHAT KINDA POISON FLOWER HE JUST GAVE YOU!...IT COULD BE A SOUL SUCKER!
naruto: -eyes water-
sakura: -smells the flower- then if it's a soul sucker I just sniffed the soul up my nose! think it'll suck the snot out naruto? -smiles-
*naruto laughs*
*kizashi comes over*
kizashi: sakura! i told you to stop talking to that! lets go...-glares at naruto- soul sucking demon!
naruto: -starts to cry-
*end*
sakura: -sad face- oh yeah...i forgot that...that was the first time we met. but...why did the village hate him so much back then?
*in tsunade's office*
tsunade:...so, I need you to help sakura with her genjutsu
kurenai: yes, lady hokage
*sakura walks in*
sakura: hi kurenai-sensei!
kunerai: hello sakura
tsunade: sakura? kurenai'll be your mentor for the rest of the day, she'll be helping you with developing your genjutsu
sakura: alright
*the training field*
kurenai: so, what have you learned about genjutsu so far?
sakura: well, genjutsu's using the mind to control chakra, and create illusions' to fool others! but, sometimes it can be hard to tell an illusion from the real target wich is where being able to see through deception comes into play
kurenai: correct...there are four levels of genjutsu there's heaven-being able to use the subconscious to create an illusion, there's water-being able to create an illusion through emotions, fire-being able to create an illusion through the body, and then earth-being able to create illusions through altering the environment around you
sakura: waw! that sounds really amazing!
kurenai: do you know how to dispel a genjutsu?
sakura: yeah! just say release, and they wake up.
kurenai: that's for the heaven style genjutsu!...if it's heaven release the dream, if it's water follow the stream, if it's fire try to create higher, if it earth use your hearts desire... if you need to break a water genjutsu-just pay attention, because it goes in a cycle when it comes back to the FIRST part then you can dispel it...if it's fire try to use a psychic wall...an aura that will become bigger then the genjutsu matrix, and will dispel it, if it's earth- that's where you can use what's called a clarity jutsu you can use it to increase, decrease, or even manifest what the HEART calls for that will break the genjutsu
sakura: waw! i had no idea it was THAT powerful!
kurenai: but, start slow don't try to push yourself into learning something you aren't sure of yet...theres nothing worse than getting stuck in your own genjutsu thinking its real untill someone else comes and gets you out! lets work with what you DO know how to do, and build on to it. for today we'll start off with just the lesson i gave...this way you can read up on, and study genjutsu.
sakura: alright.
*later kurenai leaves, and sakura's practicing her kicking, and punching style*
sakura: CHA! I RULE AT BUTT KICKING 101!
*ino comes over*
ino: i see your actually serious about getting stronger?
sakura: -sweat drop- hi ino-pig what do you want?
ino: hmmm...what do i want -thinks- lets see...to be able to surpass you, a date with sasuke-kun, and maybe-
sakura: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!
ino: want to spar? see if you got what it takes without that annoying naruto around?
sakura: the only annoying person I see is YOU!
ino: your more annoying forehead
sakura: grrr fine IT'S ON! -tries to kick ino but ino catches sakura's foot making her fall-
sakura: INO
ino: SAKURA
sakura: INO
ino: SAKURAAAAAAAAA
sakura: INOOOOOOOOO
*the two start glaring at each other*
ino: billboredbrow...seriously might as well write looser on your forehead!
sakura: GRRR -punches ino into a tree- LEAVE MY FOREHEAD OUT OF THIS!
ino: -kicks sakura into a tree-
*they fight with each other untill they're tired*
sakura: i was supposed to be training!
ino: what makes you think you weren't!? that's what rivals are for didn't sasuke-kun, and naruto fight to build each other up?
sakura: -sadly- no...well, I'm not sure...hey? maybe they are kind of like us
ino: yeah their bond is like ours...why did we stop being friends anyway?
sakura: we both like sasuke-kun
ino: oh yeah -thinks- no...it started before then
*flashback*
*sakura and ino are picking flowers. age: maybe 7*
ino: you know... you should wear flowers in your hair...your really pretty
sakura: i have a large forehead...people make fun of it calling me billboard brow, and "the walking talking forehead", and other names
ino: my dad says girls with wide forehead attract the most generous guys...due to a big head meaning you have a lot of wisdom
sakura: -smiles- i don't think a guy will ever like me...or my forehead
*end*
ino: -smiles- well, see you later...-playfully-walking talking forehead
sakura: HEY!
*ino giggled as she walks off*
ino:-thinks- we really do act like sisters! guess i was always slightly jealous of you-

episode 2

*sakura's sitting at the dinner table at her house*
mebuki: so, did you train hard today dear?
sakura: yes, I'm learning about how to use genjutsu...but, kurenai-sensei says I need to study, and understand it that way i don't mess up, and get caught in my own genjutsu
kizashi:so, your hoping to be hokage someday like lady tsunade?
sakura: a sanin, or famous medical ninja but, no, that dreams already taken -an image of naruto smiling flashes in her mind-
kizashi: by ino?
sakura: no, naruto
kizashi: hm...sounds familiar...is he one of your teammates?
sakura: -thinks- noone ever called him by his name?...waw- yeah, he's on a 2 and a half year training trip
mebuki: is he the dark haired boy you, and ino used to fight about?
sakura: no, that was sasuke-kun!
*later in sakura's room she's looking at her team 7 picture*
sakura: -thinks- i wonder what your doing now knucklehead?- -smiles at naruto's big smile on the picture-
*the next day sakura snuck into tsunade's file room, and read up on naruto*
sakura: he's a jinchuuriki!?...the akatsuki are after him? -reads sasuke's datas file book- his brother itachi destroyed their whole clan, and may have joined the...AKATSUKI!? -hurries up and puts the books away and poofs out as tsunade opened the door, and saw noone in there-
tsunade: strange...I thought I heard something in here -closes door back-

episode 3

*mini timeskip age: 14 sakura's now chuunin her, and ino are outside training*
ino: okay, I'll teach you how to create a psychic wall first then I'll teach you how to tear it down...all you have to do is clutter the mind you want to build up, and pack as much energy not thought as you can!
*sakura concentrates on her third eye to absorb enough energy to make a wall*
sakura: ow! now I have a headache!
ino: thats the downside...it goes a way the more you practice now to tear it down just combine all the mind energy, and break it down like a wrecking ball!
sakura: think I can do mind transfer jutsu?
ino: well, I think the yamanaka, and haruno clan are similar...so, yes i'm sure you can unlock something similar...do you know a jutsu called the tulpaforce jutsu?
sakura: no.
ino: i think that might explain your "inner sakura" it was like you had two minds back in the chuunin exams! IF that's the case then i believe you can not only do the mind transfer but, a mind reversal as well...your really gifted sakura...maybe you are stronger than me after all!
sakura: i still have a lot to learn!
ino: there's ALWAYS something more to learn! if we're not learning we're not living!
*later sakura asked tsunade about the tulpaforce jutsu*
tsunade: hm...well, all i know is it's an ancient jutsu used by the haruno clan...not much is known about it so, it was easily forgotten, and lost through time...but, i believe haruno's are born with what some call a second mind, or inner voice, but, it could be a myth
sakura: hmmm...lady tsunade? if someone never practiced a jutsu do they loose it?
tsunade: no, but it might be hard to unlock...if the subconscious doesn't use something anymore it just slowly weakens, and soon becomes blocked. sort of like a muscle falling asleep
sakura: great!
*later sakura meditates to try to unlock her "inner voice"
inner sakura: hey! it's empty in here! oh...my physical eyes are closed
sakura: -opens eyes- -sweat drop- did i just insult myself?
inner sakura: yes. as "youuu"sual get it?
sakura: -continues meditating to try, and learn self-control-
*elsewhere in a disclosed location a house appears in the middle of a field a guy with short cyan hair smiles evilly*
toneri: great...a new universe to destroy
*an artificial intelligent humanoid walks over*
humanoid: so, what are you collecting this time sir toenail?
toneri: -sweat drop- IT'S TONERI! -thinks- geez I thought A.I were supposed to be smarter than human not dumber!-
humanoid: oh, I apologize toe earring
toneri: GRRR!...anyway, I'm after the byakugan!...oh wait...that's another plan!...what am i here for again?
humanoid: you've been going to other alternate universes of konoha. would you like a review of what you've done up until now?
toneri: yes.
humanoid: 1-in one world you stole the sharingan from itachi, and sasuke, and sent the whole village into chaos!
toneri: -laughs- yeah that was fun
humanoid: 2- in another world you turned all the kage evil, and made them turn against the people of the village causing the jinchuuriki to destroy pretty much the world!
toneri: when did I become maadara?...but, yeah that was interesting!
*few minuetes later*
humanoid: this is the seventh world of konoha your in
toneri: what evil plan do I have for number 7?
humanoid: the seven deadly sinister ninja ninnies
toneri: this is going to be fun! *uses a genjutsu manifesting 7 ninja ninnies*
rage[f]: I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE NEXT PERSON WHO GETS IN MY WAY!
greed[m]: guess what? I have the coolest ever jutsu, and I'm not going to say what it is! so there!
sloth[f]: man, this'll be boring -yawns- but, life is always boring...boring dull grey life...life is death is there a difference?
lust[f]: I can't wait to see who gets to be my target for my arrow of love, and illusion -hearts in eyes- I'm gonna rule the world! -squeals, and glomps toneri- YOUR SO CUTE!
toneri: eeek get off!
pride[m]: well, I'm better than all of you -smiles with nose in air-
envy[m]: heeey -whines- why can't I have nice things!? why do they get to come to!? I wanna be the best!
gluttony[m]: oh my gosh I gotta see more of this world I gottagottagotta! grrr I NEVER HAVE ENOUGH! where's the food?, drinks?, fun -gasps- PARTY TIME!
toneri: okay, all of you have to go into the village of konoha-
lust: will there be cute guys there?...and girls? and...looove?
toneri: this is a shonen
lust: then yes to the first part! yaaay!
toneri: -blinks- okay, pride your in charge of this group
envy: why does HE get to be in charge!? i can do better
pride: no you can't I'm a thousand times better!
envy: then I'm a million times better!
pride: then ill 99 Trillian times better
toneri: WILL YOU SEVEN JUST GO INVADE KONOHA ALREADY!
envy/pride: master which one of us is better!?
pride: tell him it's me!
envy: why does he get to be all "I'm better than you?"
pride: cause I am
*they argue*

episode 4

*tsunade's office*
message ninja: we have word that there's seven new ninja came into konoha...but, there's no information about who they are or why they're here. should we interrogate them?
tsunade: not unless they're being destructive. if they seem dangerous then yes, but if they're just visiting then no, they might just be tourists.
*gluttony runs into ichiraku*
gluttony: -starry eyes- RAAAMEEENNN! OOOH I WANT IT ALL! I'LL EAT YOUR WHOLE RESTRAUNT!
teuchi: -laughs- reminds me of another favorite customer!
*gluttony starts eating*
gluttony: mmm -sluuurp- this is sooo good...I'm going to another restraunt after this one!
teuchi: are you a food critic?
gluttony: -thinks-...-lies- yes.
*teuchi gives him a sample of everything later after gluttony ate*
teuchi: -sweat drop- he left without paying...and I gave him the whole menu!!
*sloth sits on a bench as sakura walks over*
sakura: hi, you a traveler nin?
sloth: aren't we all?
sakura: I'm sakura...and you are...?
sloth: someone without a purpose in life-sadly- maybe we're not meant to know each other...we may even be worst enemies, and you would never know it...so,...why must we risk talking to others if there's a chance they may tear us down?
sakura: -sweat drop- well, what if someone builds you up?
sloth: but, how do we know we wont just be torn down again?
*sakura backs a way, and walks off*
sakura: -sad- waw...that was the most depressing thing I've ever heard!
*meanwhile rage is talking to ino at the training ground*
ino:...I can to!
rage: come on...you call THAT a punch? all you did was punch a whole in the trunk! check THIS out! -punches the tree into pieces- see?
ino: how did you...
rage: roid rage jutsu! all the power of adrenaline...or you can say I'm a junchuuriki!
ino: your a junchuuriki!?
rage: no, but, its eaier to say i'm a jinchuuriki than to explain why I'm so awesome!
ino: -sweatdrop- waw...your consceded
rage: well, it's true I mean you can't even top what I did!
ino: i can to!
rage: riiight...and I'm a puppet -walks off-
ino: GRRR! -thinks- who is that!?-
*meanwhile gluttony, and choji are eating at the same restraunt and having an eating contest*
choji: wanna go again! till we throw up!?
gluttony: we'll go even beyond that! the ultimate high! lets keep eating until we pass out!
choji: -sweat drop- you can do that?...overdose on food is possible!?
gluttony: everything is possible! HEY WAITER BRING US THE WHOLE MENU!
choji: but, I'm not sure we should-
gluttony: what's wrong? tubby chickening out?
choji: GRRR BRING IT ON! I'LL SHOW YOU I CAN EAT EVEN BEYOND PASSING OUT!
gluttony: you can eat unconscious to!?...amazing I love lucid eating!...especially ice cream!
choji: -thinks- this guy's really weird-
*envy, greed, and pride are walking around*
envy: how come THEEEY all get a nice village, and we don't live here!?
greed: you complain a lot...dude if you want something just take it
pride: unless your me...I'm too good for this puny village sooo much better than them...they should be praising me!
envy: -opens mouth-
greed: not a word...plus I could make a really rude comment about that...but its just TOO easy -laugh-
pride: -sweatdrop- i'm traveling with idiots!
*meanwhile lust is watching neji train*
lust: -stars in eyes- he's so...awesome! -squeal and glomps him-
neji: ow hey! do i know you?
lust: WE'RE SOULMATES! we don't have to know each other we're so destined to be together!
neji: it don't work that way
lust: it could! we'll make it work with the arrow of looove cupids kunai! swirl jutsu!
neji: oh crap -runs from the shooting kunai arrows-
lust: WAIT! COME BACK! -runs after him-
tenten: what.was.that?
lee: grrr why does he get all the girls!? I will surpass my rival!
tenten: so your over sakura?
lee: no! i will find a way to win her over
tenten: unless naruto does first.
lee: grrr YOUTH ALWAYS WINS IN THE GAME OF LOVE!
tenten: naruto's got a lot of that...you two are alike in the goofball category.
lee: -sweatdrop- guess he is my match...but, I love a challenge!
tenten:well, good luck...you'll need it if your going to challenge naruto...he defeated neji after all
lee: then i will start training! -runs off-
tenten: -thinks- isn't he being trained by a sanin though?...ah well, best wishes i wont ruin the fun-
*konoha hospital*
shizune: -sweat drop- so, you overdosed on food until you passed out?
gluttony: -slurs- and I'll push past this overdose!...next time
shizune: just when things look like they can't get weirder...they go past the werirdness radar!
*sloth is at the comic book store*
konohamaru: -reads one- -laughs-
sloth: they allow you to read in the comic book aisle?
konohamaru: no, but, I do it anyway...sometimes I just want to read not buy, and keep.
sloth: yeah, why should we be a slave to materialism? is life one big commercial? -sighs- geez life is so dull, and boring! -walks out-
konohamaru: -sweat drop- guess she didn't have money...it sounds like it.
*meanwhile greed, and envy go into the gift shop*
greed: oh, hey look? -holds up a ceramic Pegasus-
envy: why does everything in here look like something I want!?
greed: -puts the Pegasus in a bag- just.take.what.you.want! -walks off-
envy: but, then there'll be something better i want!...why when others have something I want they make it seem better!? -follows-
greed: because they're desperate for you to steal their things so, they can complain as much as you do!...that's why -takes a few kunai-
envy: but, they just get mad about it later! i mean why get mad about it if it's their fault for rubbing it in our faces in the first place!...just like pride, and his "holier than thou" act!
greed: you just answered your own question...they do it because they think they're better than everyone!...and well,...-slides a bunch of weapons in his pack- it don't mean they're smarter though.
*the two leave*
store owner: HEY! COME BACK, AND PAY FOR THOSE!...HEY! GRRR!
*tsunade's office*
teuchi: ...and he didn't pay for any of it just poofed off!
clerk: and two customers didn't pay for the weapons they stole!
tsunade: -sighs- start putting security in your stores that way you can see who is doing this...I'm guessing it's some of the newcomers of the village!
shizune: should we send- -hears an explosion- what was that!
*an anbu member walks in*
anbu: lady tsunade! you have to see this!
*they go out to the forest of death*
anko: someone smashed all the trees! its like a supernova whent off!
tsunade:-thinks- why must people take advantage of the freedom they get?- -sighs- i think we need to gather a team of ninja to check out who maybe doing this...looks like we have some troublemakers on our hands...days like these are when i wish naruto were here.
*team 7, 8, and 10 are in the hokage office*
tsunade: i need you all to make sure the newcomers aren't destroying the village...after certain events it seems the last seven newcomers may have some troublemakers in their group!
sakura: well, i met one of them I think...she was more indifferent or apathic than depressed like a "why bother" outlook on life,
choji: one of the guys challenged me to the most intense eating contests ever!...i still get nauscea when I see food...I hope this don't last! who would have thought you can get a hangover from overeating!
ino: one girl insulted me, because I can't smash a tree to pieces like she can!
*in the forest surrounded by ashes of trees*
pride: -smirks- looks like my atomic blast jutsu still works!...i really am better than all the rest -laughs- pride one this forest...zero! Now, to destroy the hokage, and takeover konoha! AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA!
danzo: -comes over- are you with the akatsuki?
pride: if i was would i really tell you that? honestly? enspecially if i'm sooo much better than you?
danzo: if your after the nine-tailed fox you're out of luck...it's jinchuuriki is not here at the moment!
pride: actually...YOUR out of luck...a jinchuuriki might be able to save your butt! atomic blast jutsu!
*the hidden anbu poof out but danzo was unlucky, and got knocked out by the blast*
pride: -sighs- nuclear blast jutsu!
*chirp chirp chirp*
pride: dang it! WHY CAN'T I DO THAT!?...oh wait...I have to build up chakra first -sweatdrop- oh well, i'm still perfect -poofs out-
*yamanaka flower shop: sloth, and lust enters*
lust: i'm going to buy a bunch of flowers for neji!
sloth: why? flowers only die
lust: not without water!
sloth: what is the purpose? the motivation?...what if-hey, there's the owner -goes up to the counter- hey? do you have any morning glory?
lust: -sweat drop-
inoichi: no we don't sell those.
sloth: datura?
inoichi: no.
sloth: cannabis?
inoichi: -sweat drop- why would we sell medicinal herbs here?
lust: -comes over with flowers- yeah, just go out, and search for them...after all you did say we had to do everything ourselves...don't forget those herbs live outside!
*sloth walks out*
lust: just be glad I didn't tell her it's mushroom season -winks and pays for the flowers-
inoichi: -thinks- there's something weird about those two-
*meanwhile back to sakura! team 8, team 10, and sakura [the only team 7 member of course] are setting up a stand*
sakura: now, we just need something to sell! this way if someone's stealing something we might can catch them in the act!
ino: why do you get to be in charge?
sakura: because lady tsunade put me as team captain!
hinata: we can sell my mini naruto sandwiches! -blush-
sakura: you made naruto sandwiches?
hinata: yeah! see? -puts a basket of sandwiches that look like naruto's face on the table* -blushes-
*ino, kiba, shimamaru, choji all laugh*
hinata: -sweatdrop- what? they're really good
kiba: are they bologna sandwiches?
shino: actually the idea sounds great...especially since people walk around...I'm sure they would enjoy the snack
sakura: okay, now we need a price! how about...$5. ryo?
ino: wont we need a reason? we can say it's a fundraiser!...after all I'm sure money will be needed so, we can collect the money to help pay for the stolen goods and catch the thieves at the sametime!
sakura: sounds good
shikamaru: what a drag...the girls are stealing the show
ino: no, just sakura
kiba: isn't the series called naruto?
hinata: -blushes-
sakura: yeah, and when he comes back he'll get the spotlight again, and you all will STILL be sidecharacters...so there!
shikamaru/ino/kiba: -sweat drop-
ino: yeah well, your a side kick forehead
kiba: actually -points to hinata- SHE is an example of what a sidekick is...sakura's the heronin equal to the hero!
sakura: shut it ino-pig!
ino: billbored brow! instead of a poster we can write the price on your forehead
sakura: grrr INOOOOO
ino: SAKURAAAAAA
*konohamaru comes up*
konohamaru: heeey free food!
sakura: that'll be $5.ryo those aren't free!
konohamaru: hey these look like naruto's face!
hinata: -blush-
*konohamaru pays and eats it*
konohamaru: these are pretty good sakura-neechan!
ino:AHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
sakura: um, hinata made them.
konohamaru: but, your around naruto more than her!
hinata: -blushes-
*ino's still lauging in the background*
sakura: ino will you shut up!
konohamaru: well, these are good
hinata: thank you
*konohamaru walks off*
*lee walks up*
lee: hi sakura-san!
sakura: hey, would you like to buy a sandwich? they're $5.ryo.
lee: sure -buys one- they're in the shape of naruto?...-eats it- these are really good sakura-san...maybe you can make a "rock lee" shaped one! i have my own mini series to!
*ino snickers*
sakura: hinata made them
hinata: -blushes- I admire naruto-kun!
lee: these are good hinata -walks off-
ino: this was the best idea ever! hahaahahahahah
kiba: hey? if we sell them ALL how'll we catch the stealers?
hinata: i can make more. i love making them since i get to see naruto-kun -blush-
ino: awww thats the sweetest creepiest thing I've ever heard!
sakura: i'm going to give lady tsunade information on what we're doing I'll be right back -walks off-
*temari walks over*
temari: hey guys
ino: hi temari!
temari: shikamaru? I came to visit you. I'm gonna let tsunade know gaara got the message she sent
shikamaru: okay, wait wanna buy a "naruto sandwich?
hinata: -blushes-
*he explains everything*
temari: sure -buys one- -takes a bite- mmm i'll let sakura know she makes good sandwiches! -walks off-
ino: hahhaahahahahhahaahahah
hinata: -eyes water- why does everyone think sakura made them!?
kiba: he's her teammate, and i guess they think she's using his heroic image for money
ino: thats not why ahhahaahhaahahhahaah
*tsunades office*
sakura: actually hinata made them
temari: oh...strange. but, i can help out selling them if you would like
sakura: sure
tsunade: as i was saying this was a great idea!
*temari leaves*
tsunade: sakura? -whispers- did hinata really make the "naruto sandwiches" or was it you, and you don't want anyone to know?
sakura: no, she really made them -leaves-
tsunade: but, that's kind of...unusual
shizune: unless it's just a marketing idea she had
tsunade:yeah, that makes more sense
*back to the group*
*sakura and temari show up and everyone's laughing*
ino: hey guys look what happens when we say naruto
hinata: -blushes-
ino: she always blushes when his name is said
sakura: you blushed every time sasuke-kun was mentioned
ino: that was a long time ago!
sakura: sasuke-kun
ino: -blushes- where!?
sakura: see?
ino: GRRR! well, you do to! sasuke-kun
sakura: -blinks-
ino: okay, why did it not work!
sakura: so, did anymore customers come?
ino: sasuke-kun
sakura: how much did we make so far?
shikamaru: $15.ryo we've only had konohamaru, temari, and lee
ino: sasuke-kun, sasuke-kun
sakura: you sound like a pokemon
ino: sasuke-kun, sasuke-kun, sasuke-kun!
kiba: okay if a portal to the netherworld opens up I'm out of here!
sakura: ino! it's not going to work!
ino: YESSS! HE'S ALL MINE!
sakura: yup, the jerk who betrayed our village is aaall yours...good luck
ino: -sweatdrop-well, he's still good looking though! right?
shikamaru: no.
ino: well, he's better looking than naruto!
hinata: -blushes-
sakura: maybe better looking but, it don't mean a better ninja!
ino: what do you know!?
kiba/shikamaru/choji: they're her teammates!
inoi:grrr!
hinata: yes naruto-kun's an amazing ninja...I watch him train...he's really good at it, and gets better everyday -smiles-
sakura: -smiles- yeah he has gotten stronger over time
hinata: i bet when he comes back he'll be even stronger than he is now!
sakura: true that
ino:-jaw drops- -thinks- no...way sakura has a crush on naruto now!?
*envy and greed show up*
greed: oooh free food -takes a sandwich-
sakura: HEY! those are $5.ryo!
eny: how come he gets free food!?
sakura: he don't
greed: -eats it- I have now!
sakura: GRRR -punches greed and he poofs- wait...that was a clone!?
envy: yeah we're ninja ninnies...wait I wasn't supposed to tell you that!
ino: wait.., his aura...I sense it's non-human!
envy: why does sheee get psychic powers
sakura: grrr stop whining!...now your going to tell us what's going on!
envy: are you a fortune teller?
sakura: no
envy: then your wrong -laughs-
ino: mind transfer jutsu-
shikamaru: shadow possession jutsu-
envy: heeey get out of my head! why can't I move!
ino: he's a part of the ninja ninnies group the "sinister seven" these are clones of another group from another universe
everyone: WHAT!?
ino: -sweatdrop- yeah, it sounds confusing but, its a lot weirder than it sounds...THIS isn't the main villan...I think there's a time traveler somewhere!
sakura: so, where are the other five!
envy: you'll never know...why do you guys get to have all the fun!
sakura: okay, kiba, shino, temari you three stay here! the rest of us will go find or "time travel" deminsion hopping villan of the week!
envy: how will you do that?
sakura: your helping us!
hinata: plus I've got the byakugan!
shikamaru: I can stay with everyone else, and let the all girl team go
choji: yeah yall can kick butt!
sakura: -sighs- fine! girl power is our theme I guess now -pulls on envy's ear- lets go
envy: -whines- why do I have to gooo?
*he has tape over his mouth later*
sakura: now, just lead the way!
*they walk deep into the forest*
envy: momongmuppers!
sakura" -rips tape off- what?
envy: so long suckers! -poofs off-
sakura: grrr we're lost...that idiot got us lost!
hinata: -uses byakugan- i think someone else is here to...i see a tent
*they go to the tent*
sakura: come -opens tent- no ones in here!
*pride comes up*
pride: what are you three doing?
ino: -senses energy- he's one of them
*rage comes up*
rage: well, look who it is...it's the girl who can't even smash a tree to pieces!
ino: how about i smash YOU to pieces
pride/rage: -laughs-
pride: say good bye girls! atomic blast jutsu!
*ino, hinata, and sakura poof out of the way*
sakura: so, he's the one who destroyed the forest!?
ino: nows your chance!
hinata: mine?
ino: oh heck no.
*gluttony and sloth walk up*
gluttony: waw...they survived prides atomic blast!
sloth: -sighs- do we really truly ever survive?, or do we just escape in time?
gluttony: that's what surviving is.
sloth: really?
gluttony: yes
sloth: how would you know for sure? unless you were once in a situation were your suffering?
gluttony: -sweat drop- geez your depressing!
sakura: I remember you!
sloth: really? can you remember someone you don't know?
ino: she meant she remembers seeing you
sloth: you sure? how do you know what she meant?...you don't share a mind
*rage and pride show up*
pride: aw man they escaped!
sloth: so then they didn't survive
pride: I'm still better than you!
sloth: really? or do you just THINK you are? sometimes we tell ourselves so many things over, over, and over until we convince ourselves it's true.
pride: grrr nuclear waste jutsu!
rage: implosion jutsu!
*causes pride to implode so his jutsu wont kill them all*
sakura: okay you three need to take us to whoever braught you here!
sloth: okay...-snaps fingers and a building appears- there it is
ino: -starts walking-
sakura: wait...its a genjutsu! you do genjutsu!?
gluttony: is there food in there!/ -goes in, the house, and gluttony poofs off-
ino: it was a trap!?
rage: now we can destroy you!
sakura: three against two!
ino: i've got it! hinata! you go find the hide out with your byakugan...I'll take on little miss smashing pumpkin, and sakura you can handle genjutsu girl!
sakura: but, i'm more of a ninjutsu-taijutsu type
ino: well, today...your genjutsu type!...you know this stuff more than any of us! -her, and rage go else where-
sloth: so, you know genjutsu?
sakura: well...-sadly- I've never had to use it in battle that much so, i'm not sure what i can do
sloth: then destroying you'll be easy -smiles- sounds like you'll give in pretty easily
sakura: i can kick your butt though!
sloth: you sure?...how do you know your not in a genjutsu now?
sakura: because i just know! that much i know, illusion from real.
*rage and ino lust comes up but gets knocked out and poofs off*
rage: your friend's going to get her butt handed to her...sloth is pretty much a psychic vampire when it comes to genjutsu!
ino: what do you know! sakura's the best kunoichi you'll ever meet!
rage: better than you?
ino: grrr
*back to sloth and sakura*
sloth: heaven style: deep sleep genjutsu!
*sakura is surrounded by a garden*
sakura: remote viewing...release!
*sakura awakens*
sloth: she woke up from it!?...okay...lets see if-
sakura: -throws kunai-
sloth: -catches it and throws it back-
sakura: -dodges-
sloth: water style: inner demons genjutsu
*sakura starts hearing all the negative voices in her head*
"your annoying"
"forehead"
"billbored brow"
"hey pinky you'll always fail!"
sakura: -eyes water-
"hey suckera"
sakura: -tears roll-
sloth: -grabs kunai- now's my chance I see... -aims for sakura-
"your annoying"
sakura: the annoying one is you...release! -poofs out of the way-
sloth: GRRR! will you stop breaking my genjutsus!
sakura: well, stop putting me under them, and i wont break them!
sloth: fine...i'll give you a harder one! fire style:hidden fear genjutsu!
*sakura sees the valley of the end both naruto and sasuke dead*
sakura: -eyes water- naruto? -closes eyes and draws aura to build a genjutsu wall- dispel!
sloth earth style:-evil grin-hellbound genjutsu!
*sakura's surrounded by volcanos', and lava*
sloth: not many can escape an earth genjutsu on the own!
*meanwhile back to ino, and rage*
rage: explosion jutsu!
ino: reverse jutsu!
rage: what! no!
*rage poofs in explosion*
*a hinata clone appears*
hinata: i found the hide out!
*they go to where sloth and sakura is*
ino: sakura! -runs over- release the genjutsu sloth!
sloth: well, the hellbound is a forbidden genjutsu...because noone on the outside can release it...only within hellbound can it be released! but, no one ever has! -bursts out laughing- very few can figure out how its done... or they're in "volcano island" for enternity
ino: -eyes water- grrr! -stabs sloth who poofs off-
*within the genjutsu*
sakura: so, this is one of the earth style genjutsu?...it seems so, real!...and kinda pretty...how do i get out of here?
*back to hinata and ino*
ino:fall- we may have to leave her here, and go finish the main villan off
hinata: are you sure?
ino: we don't have a choice
*ino follows the clone to the house in the isolated spot clone poofs*
toneri: AW MAN! they found us!...crap it!
*toneri comes out*
toneri: so, you two defeated all seven of my ninnies?
ino: why are you here
toneri: heeey...I can just get YOUR byakugan instead!
hinata: your not getting my anything!
*back to sakura in the genjutsu*
sakura: -closes eyes clarity increase...inner heart desire jutsu...I need a way out!-
doubt/demnic voice: you'll never get out of here
sakura: -smiles- your helping me out
demonic voice: no I'm not! you can't wake up -cackles-
sakura: yeah, your right you can't wake me up...I mean your just a voice
demonic voice: GRRR I can be anything...I'm the voice of doubt
sakura: who can't dispel a genjutsu
demonic voice: your the one who has to dispel
sakura: thought you said I couldn't
demonic voice: -growls-
sakura: -growls back-
demonic voice: -snarls-
sakura: -snarls back-
demonic voice: manifest me into something so I can kick your butt!
sakura: okay -manifests up a bug-
doubt: HEEEY!
sakura: -steps on it- now, I just need to find my hearts desire
inner sakura: that was so cool! we squashed doubt like a bug...only...he was a bug...CHA WE'RE AWSOME SHANANROOO! NARUTO WOULD BE PROUD OF US!
sakura: -smiles- yes he would -opens eyes and gets up- I did it!...wait naruto's my heart's desire?...well, he, and i have become close!
voice: SAKURA-SAAAN
*team gai comes over*
sakura: wait...how's you guys know I was here
neji: hinata sent a telepathic message explaining everything! we can meet them there!
*they arrive at the hideout*
ino: sakura!! you broke out of the genjutsu!!
sakura: yes, I did
*they hug*
toneri: guess what?...I'm like one of those bosses at the end of video games! overpowered, and hard to defeat
sakura: RASENGAN!
toneri: what the...AAAH -hops in his house-
toneri: time to teleport to another universe!
humanoid: okay toe marry
toneri: -sweatdrop-
*the house teleports out*
sakura: that was a strange villain
ino: this whole arc was kind of strange!
sakura: well, mine are more shojo-shounen mix!
*they're walking and hear a noise and see four tails*
ino: whats that?
sakura: that can't be...
*they all go see and from behind a bush see jiraiya trying to tame a four tailed naruto*
jiraiya: waitwaitwait control the chakra! control the-AAAH!
*naruto gets him in the chest*
naruto: -growls*
sakura: -eyes water- -thinks- oh naruto- -closes eyes-tulpaforrcing jutsu! telepathic connection!
*in narutos subconscious*
*naruto's knocked out*
kurama: I'm absorbing your chakra! mmm it feels...whose that?
inner sakura: -kneels by naruto--uses mystic palm- naruto? wake up
naruto:-opens eyes- sakura-chan?
inner sakura: -bonks him on the head- DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO BECAREFUL!?
naruto: -sweatdrops-
*outside*
sakura: -snaps back- he's okay now
naruto: -wakes up- pervy sage?...did you piss off another group of girls again!
jiraiya: -sweat drop-
*sakura and the others make it back*
shikamaru: you guys will never guess what!
kiba: the "naruto sandwiches" are a big hit! the convenience store owner even offered to sale them! you would get all the credit sakura!, and they would share the profit!
hinata: -blushes-
sakura: for the last time they're...-sighs- no, but, i'm sure the recipe will be in papers, or online, and people can make their own naruto sandwiches! how much do we have now?
kiba: $100 ryo
sakura: waw!

episode 5

*tsunade's office shizune's in tsunade's chair*
*sakura comes in*
sakura: hi lady shizune...wheres lady tsunade?
shizune: well, she's taking the day off...i know she's just wanting to sneak off to gamble, and drink all day while i do aaall her work -sweat drop-
*a nurse runs in*
nurse:someone stole the medicinal herbs from the lab!...AGAIN!
shizune: WHAT! oh good grief now we have to get more! why can't they leave stuff alone! sakura I'll be right back -grumbles- we need to start locking the lab! i told you to put them in the stock room
nurse: i did! they found our -whispers- secret grow space
shizune: and how did they do THAT!?
nurse: -whispers in her ear-
shizune: WLL WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE WINDOW OPEN OVERNIGHT!
*meanwhile sakura's snooping around in the data books again*
sakura: i bet i'll find out what lady tsunade really looks like, and what's under kakashi-sensei's mask
*finds a picture of tsunade looking heavy weight*
sakura: so, that's why she uses the jutsu to make her look younger...she kept one certain part i see... ah here we go
*finds a hidden note from kakashi*
sakura: -sweatdrop- he wears the mask because he's germaphobic!?

episode 6

*time skip naruto, and jiraiya return*
naruto: AH, good to be home! -jumps up on a building- THIS BRINGS ME BACK! i'm feeling nostolgic right now!
*sakura runs up with team konohamaru*
sakura: HI NARUTO!
naruto: HEY SAKURA-CHAN! -jumps down-
*sakura runs up, and hugs him*
sakura: -blushes- welcome home
naruto: -blushes- thanks it's great to be back!
sakura: hey, you've gotten taller than me haven't you?
naruto: yeah, guess i did
sakura: do i look more womangly now? -blush-
naruto: -smiles- you look the same
jiraiya: -thinks- you really need to learn how to talk to girls-
sakura: grrr!
naruto: still the cute girl i like a lot
jiraiya: -thinks- nice save!-
sakura: -blushes and smiles-you've changed some
konohamaru: hey boss look -sexy jutsu-
jiraiya: -nosebleeds-
sakura: -sweatdrops-
naruto: konohamaru...that is beneath you...I'm not that kid anymore
sakura: -thinks- my you sure grew up...i kind of miss the old naruto, the one who played pranks all the time-
naruto: NOW WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY ULTAMITE PERVY SAVY JUTSU!
sakura: -thinks- and pervy sage jutsus'- WAIT! WHAAAT -punches naruto on the head-
*later*
naruto: -stomach growls-
sakura: we can go to ichiraku
naruto: like a date?
sakura: sure
*they get there and irukas there*
sakura/naruto: hi iruka-sensei
iruka: well, you two've all grown up!...thought I'd buy you ramen as a welcome home gift naruto...i'll buy for sakura to
naruto: YAAAY -sluuurp noodles-
iruka: so, you two going out?
naruto: well, she did say its a date so, guess we are dating
*sakura bnonks him on the head*
sakura: NARUTO! EVERYTIME I DO SOMETHING NICE WITH, OR FOR YOU, YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE AN IDIOT!
iruka: -laughs- nice to see you two together again

episode 7

*one night naruto brought sakura flowers they've been going out a week*
mebuki: -opens door- come in SAKURA DEAR, NARUTO'S HERE!
*sakura enters*
naruto: ready for our real date?
sakura: yes
kizashi: OOOH now i remember him!
naruto: i brought you flowers...they bring out your beauty
sakura: aw thank you naruto -takes them, and hugs him, he hugs her back-
kizashi: -jokingly- i bet the flowers are soul suckers
mebuki: -sweatdrop- kizashi leave the kids alone
sakura: -smells the flowers- -gasps- -playfully- naruto! you give me my soul back right now!
naruto: -playfully- never! I'll keep it forever to remind me of how beautiful you are!
sakura:-blushes- -playfuly- then I'll have to take YOURS! come here you fox spirit! -kisses him-
kizashi: -jaw drops and sweatdrops-
mebuki: -laughs- now i bet you never call him a soul sucking demon again
kizashi: -faints-
*later naruto, and sakura are on the monument looking up at the stars*
sakura: hey look! a shooting star what did you wish for?
naruto: i have all i need sakura-chan...and that's you what did you wish for?
sakura: someone i love very much to come back in my life -smiles-
naruto: oh...-sad smile-
sakura: I MEAN YOU YOU IDIOT!
naruto: -blushes and smiles- I love you to sakura-chan
*naruto and sakura kiss*
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 17 November 2014 - 08:48 AM.

[ns.Believe.It]

Very nice ! You should post this in the Sakura appreciation thread too 

[starlitestarbrite]

*could be worse*
[author note summary: naruto decides to go, and talk to usagi...sailor moon. they get into a debate about who has it better shounen heros', or shoujo heroines]
*outside tokyopop studios*
*usagi walks out and sees naruto*
naruto: hi, i'm uzumaki naruto
usagi: i know! i'm tsukino usagi!
naruto: i know -sadly- i'm wanting to know if shoujo girls' have it better than us...in my series girls that can kick butt ended up as damsels of distress
usagi: okay, want the old anime version, or the manga version of my series...anime: i saved the world...manga: two words: sailor cosmos...an alternate universe version of me warning me of what would happen if i didn't defeat chaos!
naruto: wait...THAT SOUNDS LIKE KAGUYA, AND HER GENJUTSU! I KNEW IT SOUNDED WEIRD, AND FAMILIAR! wait how about THIS -gives her chapter 700 of the manga-
usagi: paralell moon...sounds like fanfiction...and this looks like a doujinshi.
naruto: -sweatdrop- wanna play "who has it worse"?
usagi: hmmm...can we go eat ice cream?
naruto: sure...do they have ramen!?
usagi: it's a ice cream parlor
naruto: i like ichiraku
usagi: okay, tell you what? i'll go to ichiraku with you first if you come to the crown with me for desert afterward.
naruto: deal.
*at ichiraku*
*both slurrrping noodles*
teuchi: -blinks- naruto? is that your new girlfriend?
naruto/usagi: NO WAY!
naruto: i'm dating sakura!
usagi: future wife of mamoru
naruto: okay lets start each time one tells a story the other has to try and top it no matter how weird, embarrassing, or awkward
usagi: okay, i'll go first
naruto: why?
usagi: girls first!.
naruto: -uses sexy jutsu- may i go first?
usagi: moon disguise! -uses transformation pen to become a guy- i can do that to!
*they change back*
naruto: so, i can go first?
usagi: no.
naruto: grrr.hmph!
usagi: category one: fanbase- i'm the heroine, and main character, but in japan ami whom is sailor mercury is more popular
naruto: i'm the main hero...my rival sasuke's more popular in japan, and america!
usagi: you win. your turn
naruto: category two: ship pairings-many seem to want me with hinata a side character, and sakura with sasuke who tried to kill her three times!...AAAND in shippuuden it started off narusaku but, ended reverse naruhina, sasusaku
usagi: -sweatdrop- sounds like a "what if" universe...like if your series was a shoujo instead of a shounen.
naruto: i know!
usagi: okay, how about...fanshippers who turn my series into yuri, or shoujo-ai?...and don't get me started on the seiyausagi shippers!
naruto: chapter 693- 700...nuff said
usagi: you win. i mean fan fiction is one thing, changing the whole series for money is another...which brings us to category three: fillers! what if you had a series full of fillers?
naruto: i do.
usagi: that had nothing to do with the manga, and no canon episodes...not talking about sailor moon crystal.
naruto: you win. must have been confusing for fans who read the manga, then watched the old anime, and were like "that's not in the manga!" category four-sub vs. dub-sometimes translators get things wrong, or mistranslate things
usagi: well, that's normal...what if you had a dub translating company who changed not only your name, but EVERYTHING even personalities, and places to "westernize" everything
naruto: waw you win!
*they pay for the food, and go to the crown for desert*
usagi: -puts sprinkles on her ice cream- i love sprinkles! sprinkles of color -eats some ice cream- mmm eating a rainbow
naruto: lets continue the game! category five: tsundere- sakura-chan gets the most haters...seriously the haters think she's abusive! its like they forget there's something called comic relief! if it wasn't for her i don't think i'd make it past the chuunin exams!
usagi: rei-chan, DIC/bandai altered her personality so badly it ruined her personality! she whent from the playful rival tsundere to the "mean girl" type!
naruto: you win! did they fix it in the remake!?
usagi: i think viz is doing it now.
naruto: -sweatdroop- -thinks- i think i know where SS, and NH fans came from...the shoujo fanbase- well, studio pierriot does the subbed i'm hoping they end the anime atleast narusaku!
usagi: yeah?, sailor moon crystal's done by toei animation, doing things closer to the manga this time around.
naruto: did you loose fans when the announcements kept trolling everyone during 2012 saying " new sailor moon anime 2013" then it became " new sailor moon series 2014"?
usagi: yeah, did you loose fans after chapter 699-700, and the overcommercialization of hinata?
naruto: yes.
*rei, and sakura walk in*
sakura: NARUTO! I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!
rei: USAGI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING SNEAKING OFF DURING A COMMERCIAL!?
naruto/usagi: eheheh -sweatdrop-
sakura: LETS GO BAKA! -drags naruto out-
rei: COME ON ODANGO! -pulls usagi out-
*meanwhile naruto, and sakura are on the monument*
naruto: you know...i learned something today,
sakura: really? what?
naruto: that sometimes,it is possible to have romance in a shounen, or screw up a shoujo, because we're ALL human...and noone is perfect.
sakura: thats a very good lesson naruto
*at sasuke's house*
*ring ring ring*
sasuke: hn, hello?
mamorou: hey? tuxedo mask here...if your trying to copy me when i became brainwashed by queen beryl, then became good again, and got with usagi...don't, your not good at it
sasuke: um, i'm in a shounen
mamorou: and please for the love of the moon don't forget that!
sasuke: i became the final villain!
mamorou: remember that! for the sake of your best friends fandom...geez your the perfect villan...stealing the spotlight like that
sasuke: yeah, well...some sasusaku fans? come from YOUR side of the fanbase, so there -hangs up-
mamorou: -sweatdrop- heeey...MAMOUSA'S NOT ABUSIVE!...hello?...-sighs- he hung up -hangs up-
*back to naruto, and sakura*
*naruto and sakura kiss*
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 19 November 2014 - 02:14 PM.

[starlitestarbrite]

*how i met your mother*
[author note summary: it's naruto's day off, and he decided to tell his kids a story]
*hinata's talking to naruto in the living room*
hinata: naruto-kun...the kids want your attention, and to spend time with you...i understand your hokage-
naruto: HEY KIDS COME IN HERE!
*boruto, and himawari come in, sit on the couch*
naruto: kids, i want to tell you how i met your mother
hinata: -smiles, and walks out letting them talk-
naruto: before i begein i want to tell you...don't ever give up on yourself...like i did, you see kids when we wait too long in life we miss out, we think we'll never get a chance to do something, then when that time comes you've gotta take it, or it'll be too late
boruto: is this how you met our mother?
naruto: yes,...well, your mother, and i whent to school together...at the time i had my eyes on a pretty pink haired girl named sakura-chan...i loved her so much but, never got the chance to tell her, because our stupid jerk of a teammate came back...well, sakura was training to be a medic ninja but, everytime she was around sasuke i could swear i heard two hearts break...mine, and hers, we were going to be heaven, and earth but, i was a big airhead, and never confessed to her
boruto: daaad how did you meet OUR mother!?
naruto: oh yes, so anyway sakura trained under lady tsunade...she was the fith hokage
himawari: hey? boruto? isn't sasuke's daughter in your class?
boruto: sarada! yeah she's on our team!
naruto: -sadly- thats sakura's daughter
boruto: her mom's names karin!
*at sakura's*
sasuke: hey? can i leave sarada with you for a few days while karin, and i take a journey together?
karin: sarada you be good to miss haruna!
sakura: -sweatdrop- my last names haruno!
sasuke: thank you...sarada? don't be annoying
*they leave*
sarada: -thinks- why do i get stuck with dad's ex-girlfriend as a babysitter?-
*back to naruto's*
naruto: -thinks- that jerk!- well, kids some people are big ungrateful jerks!
boruto: -whines- tell us how you met mom already i'm bored!
naruto: okay, i'm getting to it!...let's see...-thinks- how DID we end up together?...oh I KNOW! your mom was a kickbutt kunoichi...from the sand village...no, wait that was temari...shikamaru's wife...oh, she was an expert at the mind transfer jutsu! she was apart of a famous ninja trio...wait ino-shika-cho thats ino! she's married to sai now.
boruto: you don't remember do you?
naruto: wait...something about neji...oh she was on his squad!, and a master at weapons!...wait thats tenten! i don't think she married unless she's with lee -laughs- who would've guessed those two would end up together? HEY HINATA!? WHAT TEAM WERE YOU ON AGAIN?
hinata: -making sandwiches- TEAM KURENAI!
naruto: oh yeaaah!...HOW DID WE END UP TOGETHER AGAIN!?
hinata/himawari/boruto: -sweatdrop-
*later naruto goes to visit sakura*
sarada: -gasps- its the hokage! did you know my dad had a bi-curious crush on you when yall were growing up?
sakura: sarada you don't know that for sure!
sarada: why'd they kiss in the academy days?
naruto: AAAH! -grows red and sweatdrop-
sakura: sarada go read a book, or something.
*sarada leaves the room*
naruto: sakura-chan? there was something i never told you, and-
sakura: it's okay naruto...i don't mind if your bi.
naruto: NO! not that! i'm not bi,or gay! i waited too long too tell you how i felt -sadly- i've always loved you sakura-chan, and i thought my heart was yours, and yours was mine...like soul mates
sakura: -eyes water-
sarada: -spying texts boruto- "boltz poof over here you have to see this i'm at sakura's!"
*boruto poofs beside sarada*
boruto: guess who arrived!
sarada: SHHH! -points to naruto, and sakura- heaven, and earth must be uniting again!
*sakura, and naruto*
sakura: well,...i never married sasuke he dumped me for karin, and i'm just their babysitter! i wish i had never chosen sasuke -tears fall- you were always there for me, and i just brushed you off...i don't deserve you
naruto: -eyes water- yes you do! you deserve whoever makes you happy sakura-chan never give up on yourself!
sakura: if you hadn't married hinata we may have a chance
naruto: actually...hold on BOLT, SARADA STOP EAVESDROPPING!
sakura: GRRR YOU TWO GET OUT BEFORE I TOSS YOU OUT!

*they run off to play outside*
naruto: hinata, and i never married...i offered to help her take care of himawari, and boruto was adopted so, she can pretend boruto was OUR kid
sakura: -sweatdrop- hinata's really weird.well, we can't get together then...if bolt, and himawari think your their dad imagine the heartbreak when they learn the truth! then they may give up on themselves!
naruto: -sighs- this isn't my character...she's not the hinata i knew...really i never really knew her at all!
sakura: you can't let her use you like that either...someones going to end up getting hurt.
naruto: i know...i need to call it off with hinata.
*few days later at sakuras*
naruto: i told hinata we can atleast start out as comrades', and as hokage i'll still be like a father to her kids
sakura: whatd she, bolt, and himawari say?
naruto: himawari's too young to understand so, i didn't tell her bolt asked if there'll be peace on earth now...i think he meant heaven, and earth becoming one, and hinata said i should follow my heart.
sakura: oh god -sweatdrop- she's desparate!
naruto: what? it was sweet!
sakura: thats one way to look at it...another way to look at it is she wants you to go back to her
naruto: -sweatdrop- my mom was right...i should stay away from the weird girl...and find...one...like her -smiles-
*sakura and naruto hug*
-in the background the song heaven on earth plays-
*sakura and naruto kiss*
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 20 November 2014 - 02:05 PM.

[ns.Believe.It]

 

 

naruto: oh yeaaah!...HOW DID WE END UP TOGETHER AGAIN!?

LMAO. I laughed too hard at this     

[starlitestarbrite]

*reaction 2.0*
[author note summary: two omake in one!...sakura reacts to the latest interview]
*sakura's reading the last kishiview where it says "if sakura moves on from sasuke she would be a terrible person"*
*sasuke, and naruto are outside talking*
sasuke: so, who is the main character now? it seems like it was you in part one, me near the end of part two, then hyuuga, hinata now!
naruto: -sadly- i know...it's either a sick marketing ploy, or kishi's a jerk!
*sakura stomps out, whacks sasuke in the head with her ipad*
sakura: YOU STUPID JERK! -whack- I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT YOU ARE!
sasuke: WHAT!?
naruto: whats wrong sakura-chan? sasuke whatd you do now!?
sakura: well, -whacks- this -shows them the interview on the screen- HOW COULD YOU SAY THIS AFTER I FORGAVE YOU!?
naruto: -takes ipad and reads- "if sakura moves on, and starts loving naruto, she's a terrible person"?...SASUKE DID YOU WRITE THIS!?
sasuke: no! why would i do that!? you can have her, i only think of her as a sister...now i'm starting to question it but, yeah.
naruto: DID YOU GET A MIND OF YOUR OWN, AND CONTROL KISHI'S MIND!?
sasuke: no!
naruto: -hands sakura her ipad back-
*sasuke gets whacked in the head again*
sasuke: owww sakura stop!
sakura: wasn't me that time!
karin: WE ARE SO OVER! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR SAKURA! I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LOVE HER SASUKE-KUN! -eyes water-
sasuke: I DON'T!
naruto: -sweatdrop-
karin: EXPLAIN THIS!? -shows sasuke manga 699-700-
sasuke: what? the doujinshi?
naruto: sadly they're real.
sakura: but, who ruined our bond!?
*meanwhile kiba, and shino from team 8, 10, team guy, team taka, team 7, sai, kakashi,yamato, iruka,anko, team konohamaru are all in tsunade's office talking at once angry*
shizune: waw!
tsunade: okay EVERYONE CALM DOWN! now, one at a time i want to hear your complaints -sighs- from senseis' to team ebisu...go.
iruka: i had sakura, naruto, and sasuke in my class! though they're not my students anymore i don't like how kishimoto makes it look like sakura, and naruto failed! they're not failures! they're heaven, and earth!
tsunade: next
kakashi: i agree i had hoped the two would end up together. plus every since the origional team came together they reversed to their part one selves!
tsunade: next
yamato: WHERE AM I!? seriously, and it should have been the new team 7 from the start of part 2, the war arc should have never happened, and sakura has shown feelings for naruto since our meeting with orochimaru, and kabuto on the tenchi bridge when he whent fourtails!
naruto: -blushes- really?
sakura: -blushes- well, it was before that...i realized it was you i loved while you were gone with jiraiya
naruto: so, thats why you were blushing when i came back!...-thinks- waw...i'm such a knucklehead-
tsunade: next team 7, 8, then 10, then team gai
sai: i had hoped naruto would confess to sakura...but, i guess theres no need to since sakura confessed first -smiles-
naruto: THAT WAS A REAL CONFESSION! -whines- i wanted to confess first-
everyone: THEN DO IT!
naruto: -sweats- sakura-chan...i-um...i...
sakura: i love you too bakadere!
*sakura and naruto hug*
tsunade: next
sasuke: i was supossed to be with karin not her -points to sakura-
karin: YEAH, WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED!?
tsunade: next
naruto: i was the main character! the series is called NARUTO! not sasuke, not hinata!, the hero gets the girl in the end.and i can go on, on, and on my nindo is never give up not give into being heartbroken...i was trying to win sakura's heart since day one!...and she always had MY heart
sakura: -blushes-
tsunade: next
shikamaru: i don't have a complaint. i married temari!
choji: i don't have a complaint either...just confusion.
ino: INO-SHIKA-CHO'S MY FATHERS DREAM! WE WERE HOPING TO MAKE THAT A LIFETIME TRADITION, AND PASS IT DOWN TO GENERATIONS!
tsunade: team 8 was supossed to go before your team. next
tenten: WHY AM I GIVING MY WEAPONS AWAY!
tsunade: -sighs- guess it don't have to be in order
lee: my life seemed well, but, sakura-san does not deserve a guy like sasuke...she would be a tainted youth!
sasuke: oh come on would i be that bad?
everyone: YES!
konohamaru: WHY DID MY TEAM NEVER GET AN ARC!? i wanted to become strong like naruto, and make him the 6th hokage, and i'll be the 7th!
naruto: -smiles-
sakura: the manga ruined my character! from one of YOUR students, to an outstanding medic ninja, to a fangirl again? geez I LOVE NARUTO NOT THAT! -points to sasuke-
naruto: -chuckles- sasuke lost his title as a human.
shino: in the end i was the academy teacher. no complaints there...but, i feel for those who have been forgotten, with no explaination.
kiba: i want hinata off our team! she don't deserve to be a ninja!
tsunade: why?
kiba: she poisoned out water supply, burned our crops, and sent a plaque up to our houses!
everyone: SHE DID!?
kiba: no, but are we going to wait around untill she does!?
tsunade: i know she's being overcommercialized but, no need to start a riot
kiba: YEAH! LETS START A RIOT!
naruto: -thinks- why are we quoting an episode from spongebob squarepants?- NO! we can't start a riot just because someone became popular
kiba: she stole your spotlight
naruto: so, did sasuke
kiba: she turned your series into a shoujo
naruto: sasuke turned it into shounen-ai
sasuke: um "bi" the way, YOU did that dobe
naruto: i did not!
sasuke: hn, did so.
tsunade: now, see? THIS is why i didn't want to be hokage
kakashi: i agree...i was told to become the sixth hokage but, i'm not living obito's dream for him...plus he's with rin so, thats his only goal he'll ever get.
naruto: we can't...i am trying to end the cycle of hatered not keep it going
karin: didn't the uchiha clan, and the hyuuga clan used to not get along?
sasuke: no, they never got along
karin: -evil grin- hey sasuke-kun?
sasuke: no, i'm not going to do a hyuuga massacre
karin: see? that would have been an interesting storyline!
naruto: NOONE IS KILLING ANYONE!
*a message ninja runs in*
message nin: there's a mob outside the hyuuga manor!
naruto: well, crap!
*the haruno household*
mebuki: -reads the kishiview- oh dear...hey kizashi come see this!
kizashi: -reads- WHAT! THEY PAIRED OUR LITTLE GIRL UP WITH A TRAITOR! GEEZ,-thinks- naruto would make a better choice...never thought i would say that-
*in the astral plane*
minato: okay, noone tell kushi-chan about the kishiview!
neji: i'm very dissapointed in hinata...i expected more from her...not an overcommercialized selfish martyr, she's a ninja...now she don't deserve the hyuuga name! being a marketeer was not her destiny...nor was fangirling over naruto.
jiraiya: are we sure these aren't fake though?
minato: i really hope so...maybe ss/nh fans are just being mean
*a crash is heard*
kushina: -runs out, grabs itachi- EXPLAIN WHY YOU DIDN'T KILL YOUR BROTHER WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!
minato/jiraiya: she saw it.
kushina: so, sakura choosing my son makes her terrible!? GRRR -whacks itachi on the head with ther ipad-
itachi: i don't think sasuke did it! it looks like one of the ssfanatics may have done it to get nsfans' to not watch the movie
neji: or the nh fans...but, no...hinata, and sasuke managed to ruin the series
kushina: THEN WHY DON'T THEY GET TOGETHER INSTEAD!
itachi: i bet they're trying to get sasuke to destroy the hyuuga clan
neji: they don't have to go THAT far! i mean don't destroy a whole clan because of one person!
*back in konoha naruto, and sakura are at ichiraku*
naruto: -sluuurrrppp- sakura-chan? you should follow your heart! noone has a right to tell you how to feel, who to love, or anything else!
naruto: -smiles-same to you naruto
teuchi: i heard konoha is building a wall...deviding the hyuuga clan, and the rest of konoha.
naruto: WHAT! -groans- they can't do that- "granny" tsunade wont allow it
*hokage office*
tsunade: i'll allow it
shizune: but, lady tsunade!
tsunade: this may be the only way to keep peace right now...plus, it will force hinata to move on.
shizune: but, why don't we just let hinata leave with team taka? this way konoha can stay one whole! theres gotta be another way! plus the fire nation is huge
tsunade: -on the phone- i'm calling an emergancy assembly!
*the kage summit again*
Kazekage-gaara
Raikage-A
Tsuchikage-onoki
Mizukages-mei
hokage-tsunade
tsunade: so, the villagers believe it would be best if we build a wall between the hyuuga clan, and konoha
mei: but, they're a small part of the village aren't they? how would that really help anyone unless they asked for an independant village of their own?
tsunade: hm, did you all see this? -shows them all the advertisements of hinata-
gaara: i say just send hinata somewhere else for her own safty
mei: she can come live in kiri!
gaara: or suna
tsunade: well, if this were sasuke we were talking about i'd say no, that he can be a wonderer which he is...but, sice it's hinata-
mei: she can restart ninja academy! back to a genin...and we have an academy!
tsunade: -smiles- i should have done THAT earlier...this'll be great for her! only this time she will have to move on from nauto!
*next day in tsunade's office hinata, and one of mei's gaurds are there*
hinata: b-but -eyes water- if i leave i wont get to see naruto-kun!
tsunade: you may come back in visit...plus you'll be enrolled into the academy over there so, i would hope your going to be training, and not doing nothing. you'll start as a genin once again
hinata: but, who'll take my place!
tsunade: don't worry i got it taken care of!
gaurd: ready to go? hinata-san?
hinata: -tears fall, and she nods-
*they leave as team 8, and another girl walk in*
tsunade: kiba? shino? meet your new teammate...she assists at the hospital sometimes as a medic ninja, but, she would be happy to be hinata's replacement!
girl: -shyly- hello, it's very nice to meet both of you...i'm kinda shy at first but, once we know eachother i'm sure i'll talk more -smiles- i'm aimi...from the tamanaka clan!
*at the gates team taka are leaving as well, so sakura, and naruto are saying good bye to sasuke*
sakura: i'm only here because naruto, and i have a ramen noodle date after we say our farewells'!
naruto: well, see you again next month
sasuke: alright...if not then...then next year
naruto: -eyes water- but...wont you come for festivus?
sakura: -sweatdrop-
karin: we will try
sasuke: no we wont! we will if we want to.
naruto: -smiles- okay...i hope you want to.
sakura: sure you two aren't bicurious?
karin: YOUR BI-CURIOUS!?
sasuke: NO! naruto's my best friend, and brother
karin: wasn;t very friend-like to be mean to the girl of his dreams!
sakura: yeah! or to try to kill him
karin: or try to kill his girlfriend, and try to destroy konoha...his home
sakura: or do a kishiview saying i'm horrible if i don't stay with you
sasuke: i didn't do the kishiview!
sakura: i'll meet you infront of ichiraku naruto -walks off-
naruto: now look what you did!
sasuke: grrr lets go
*team taka leaves*
naruto: hey hinata -walks off-
hinata: n-naruto-kun...i hope we cross paths again someday
gaurd: aren't you going to call after him, or say good bye?
hinata: -cries-
*they leave*
gaurd: don't worry our academy'll help you become stronger...also the mizukage's nice...unless you piss her off.
*mizukage's office a messanger ninja's there*
mei: -looks at scroll- GRRR...DID I NOT JUST EXPLAIN YESTERDAY NOT TO BRING SPAM SCROLLS IN HERE!?
*the scroll, and ninja are tossed ourt the window*
*back to ichiraku*
ayame: i heard hinata left for kiri...she's going to restart her academy training as a genin again.
naruto: oh...i didn't know she left i thought she was just standing there...though i did notice a gaurd from kiri there...oh well,
sakura: waw...now we have shounen in konoha, and a shoujo in kiri...now that may've made an interesting storyline!
*sakura and naruto kiss*
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 18 November 2017 - 01:55 AM.

[ns.Believe.It]

Ahahaha, Awesome this. Absolutely awesome   If the characters suddenly came to life, I can totally see them reacting this way! 

Please post this omake in the chapter thread too !

[NaruSaku fan in Kentucky]

This is My character reaction first it's Sakura

*Sakura barges in Kishi'Kishi's office*

Sakura:KISHI WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?!!!!!

Kishi:Sakura uh I....

*Sakura grabs Kishi*

Sakura:YOU CALLED ME A TERRIBLE WOMAN IF I DUMPED SASUKE FOR NARUTO?!!!

*Sakura suckerpunches Kishi then leaves.*

Edited by NaruSaku fan in Kentucky, 21 November 2014 - 08:20 AM.

[NaruSaku fan in Kentucky]

Now it's Naruto's turn....


*Naruto barges in Kishi's office*


Naruto:KISHI, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? FIRST YOU TURNED ME INTO A HORRIBLE FATHER NOW THIS?

Kish:Naruto please let me explain. The reason I did this is....


Naruto:I know why you did it. You did it because of the money. You're making this movie more about Sasuke and Hinata then about me.

Kishi: But They're....

Naruto:I Don't kittening care Kishi I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS WITH MY CLONES!!! SHADOW CLONE JUTSO!!! *Naruto clones appeared and ran towards Kishi One clone punching Kishi's face. Other punching his stomach and another one showing him Twilight.*

Kishi:NOOOO!!!!!!

[narusaku256]

Sasuke: No...I am not gonna do a Hyuuga massacre

This made my day XDDDDD I loled so hard at that XDD

[starlitestarbrite]

*the uzumaki/namikaze bond*
[author note summary: naruto, and karin have a talk of a lifetime]
*at ichiraku*
naruto: -sluuurrrppp- mmm out of the bowl! into my mouth! -drops a noodle in- and the crowd goes wild! here's the big finish -gulps a mouth full of tea- yeaaah team uzumaki scores!
teuchi: -sweatdrop-
*karin walks in*
karin: hey, naruto
naruto: hi karin...did sasuke come with you?...or is something wrong!?
karin: no...geez you worry too much! well, anyway we need to talk -sits down- your father is the fourth hokage right?, and a namikaze?
naruto: yes, why?
karin: and your mother an uzumaki?
naruto: yeah...she was the jinchuuriki before i was...her last words to me were "find a girl like your mother, and stay away from the wierd one"
karin: well, sasuke, and i...theres something you need to see
*karin pays for naruto's bowl*
karin: wait bring sakura along to
naruto: okay, but, where are we going?
karin: the outskirts of konoha
*later naruto, sakura, and karin poof to a temple*
karin: these are the ruins of what used to be the uzumaki storage temple
naruto: -sweatdrop- how come noone told me there was an uzumaki storage temple?
karin: i just did!
sakura: i guess they didn't want you running off looking for it due to the akatsuki being after you!
naruto: but, pervy sage could have took me here!
karin: this was a shrine dedicated to the uzumaki clan -explains what she knows from sasuke-
naruto: theres a dead demon consuming seal jutsu!?
karin: come on...lets go to their hidden storage base
*they go to an underground "shelter" thing*
karin: i believe this was used as a shelter
naruto: -sees a shelf of books and grabs a photo album, sees pictures of minato, and kushina through the years- -eyes water-
sakura: waw...wait why didn't they just move it all to the konoha library?
karin: well, the village was being attacked at the time, and i guess this was the quickest way...they were the whirrlepool village
naruto: -finds a note in the album "my dream is for my son to find a girl who has his heart as her number one priority...if you find this naruto, your either this villages new uzakage, or this album was given to you. best wishes love kushina uzumaki "the atomic redhead kunoichi"p.s love takes time to develope trust me if she's like me she may seem rough at first but, she'll come around never give up on love, and never give into fanaticism " -tears stream down face-
sakura: -comes over-
naruto: this was my mothers photo album...
karin: -pulls out a head band with a whirlpool on the protector- this was the forehead protector they wore...-gives it to naruto-
naruto: -wipes eyes, takes the headband- i will treassure these...forever thank you karin
karin: also, there was a rumour that there would have been a uzikage
sakura: hey, naruto? if you don't become hokage we can start our own village here!...then you can be uzukage!
karin: a new generation of uzimaki! this time with pink hair instead of red? sounds like you two have a secret destiny to complete
naruto: -smiles- i believe we found our future after all sakura-chan
*naruto, and sakura hug*
karin: -gets out a scroll- according to this scroll there WAS a prophecy made by the fourth hokage...it was to hand down the village to his son in hopes to be restored someday.
naruto: -eyes widen in water-
sakura: waw...the hokage gave you the status of a hero...sounds like your father gave you a whole village!
karin: i guess after kushina died he must have never thought much about it anymore...so, he put everything in this storage...i guess hoping you would find it someday naruto.
naruto: well, i'll make that my new goal...to restore the uzimaki clan's village, and become their kaga!
sakura: did lady tsunade know about this temple?
karin: i think she knew of the ruins...but, only nagato, myself, and the akatsuki knew of the secret storage place
sakura: why are you showing us this NOW?
karin: two reasons one: sasuke keeps asking if naruto knows about this place yet?, and i got tired of saying "i don't know", and two: i'm taking it upon myself to close a plothole!
sakura: -smiles- know what we should do naruto? we should go back, and close every plothole this manga has!
naruto: but, thats what fillers are for
karin: yeah you two should do a plothole of the day where you spend time figuring out answers to questions!
*later on the monument*
sakura: so, are you really considering the idea of starting the whirlpool village back up?
naruto: i hope someday i can...i wont give up untill that prphecy is fullfilled!
sakura: you don't give up on anything!
*naruto, and sakura kiss*
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 22 November 2014 - 10:53 AM.

[ns.Believe.It]

Kishimoto -- '' Who cares about Uzumakis or Namikazes or Harunos..?! Uchihas are the best ! Only the great Uchihas deserve an in-depth story. After the manga finishes.....'Uzumakis?' NO. The awesome Hyuugas are what I will focus on! Who cares about Naruto's family anyway? "  * laughs like he did while he made the sexist comments* 

[narusaku256]

NOOOOOO YOU DID NOT WRITE ABOUT UCHIHAS STARLITESTARBRITE!!!! You are not a good writer!!!! Learn something from Kishi!!! Our hero is Sasuke! Not Naruto! The series is named as Naruto just for fun....it secretly about Sasuke. Everything is about Sasuke!!!!

[starlitestarbrite]

*day&night*
[author note summary: for the first time ever sasuke, and hinata talk, and realize...they've met their match]
*on the bench sasuke, and hinata are talking*
hinata: hey!, aren't you that guy that betrayed the village, and became a revenge seeking jerk?
sasuke: yes, aren't you the girl who used to fangirl over naruto?
hinata: yes, didn't sakura fangirl over you?
sasuke: yes, did your cousin die just so, you, and naruto can have a chance in 615?
hinata: yes, didn't sakura choose YOU in chapter 693-700?
sasuke: yes, are you the one whoes sister is better than you, yet forgotten untill just recently?
hinata: yes, aren't you the one whoes brother destroyed your clan, and made you go insane!?
sasuke: YES!...hey? now, that i think of it the uchiha, and hyuugas' never got a long. you know...maybe we can start as friends, and somewhere if you become heiress, and i become a leader of my restored clan we can be allies
hinata: -eyes light up- oh my gosh YOU KNOW WHAT!? I JUST HAD THE MOST GREATEST IDEA EVER!...-eyes glow- we'll become marketing mindcontrollers, and brainwash everyone into thinking we're the stars, and do whatever 4kids did that made the pokemon movies popular then, we'll destroy sakura, naruto-kun'll be all mine, then when they all figure out what we've done we'll already have kids -cackles-
sasuke: -sweatdrop- well,...i'm with karin
hinata: -snaps fingers- she can color HER hair pink
sasuke: i don't think she'll like THAT!
hinata: but i want to get with naruto-kun!, and YOUR helping me...know why?
sasuke: no why?
hinata: because your the lone uchiha, and there are several of us hyuuga...think about it
sasuke: i'm gonna chidori you in a ninuete! and really, you think naruto'll forgive you for killing of his best friend?
hinata: you don't seem like a very nice friend
sasuke: well, you wouldn't make a very nice girlfriend
hinata: -sadly- you might be right...I KNOW I'LL BECOME SAKURA,AND GET RID OF THE REAL SAKURA!
sasuke: WAW! that'll REALLY make naruto hate you! he's been in love with sakura since the genin days, and she's finnally returned his feelings! and their dating
hinata: -whines- but, i wanna get with naruto-kuuun!
sasuke: -gets up- your annoying -walks off-
*shows naruto, and sakura kissing*
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 22 November 2014 - 03:46 PM.

[starlitestarbrite]

*day in the life of*
[author note summary: naruto, and sakura each choose one persin to hangout with for the day]
*naruto, and sakura in tsunade's office*
tsunade: in this box are cards with names of the sensei, and ninja in your old class...you each get a name, and that'll be the person you spend the day with
naruto: can we get eachother?
tsunade: no
naruto/sakura: AWWW
naruto: -picks out a name- wait...why was sasuke's name in here?
tsunade: he's popular with the viewers
sakura: true -picks out a card- -sweatdrop- can i rechoose?
tsunade: no -puts box up-
*both go out*
naruto: who did you get sakura-chan?
sakura: um...ino! i got my old best friend, and you got yours how cool is that!? -fake smile-
naruto: come ooon i wanna see! -tries to look-
sakura: -sighs- it's hinata...but, i can't stand her anymore!
naruto: why not?
sakura: BECAUSE SHE ACTS LIKE A TWELVE YEAR OLD FANGIRL, AND THATS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO WAS ONE! plus we both like the same person...you see how ino, and i used to get
naruto: yeah...over sasuke...wait...-smiles, and blushes-
sakura: -sweatdrop- what?
naruto: can i come with you to see hinata?...girls fighting over me sounds kind of interesting
sakura: GRRR -punches him-
*later at the taka hide out in the land of iron naruto visits sasuke*
karin: hi naruto hey sasuke your friend is here
sasuke: hey dobe
naruto: we have to spend the day together
karin: -bursts out laughing-
suigetsu: I KNEW IT!
karin: -punches suigetsu- KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
naruto/sasuke: -sweatdrop- FOR THE 9000TH TIME WE'RE LIKE BROTHERS!
naruto: -explains everything-
sasuke: bet you two feel embarrassed now.
*the hyuuga manor*
hiashi: -opens door-
sakura: i'm sakura haruno is hinata around
hiashi: no, she's on a mission with her team
sakura: -thinks- thank goodness-
hiashi: if you want someone to train with hanabi can help you out...if your looking for a hyuuga -chuckles-
sakura: -thinks- i've wondered what she was like- sure
*hanabi, and sakura go to the training field*
hanabi: hey, you wanna be my sensei sakura-sama? you can be like naruto is with konohamaru a personal trainer!
sakura: sure, i guess that would be alright
hanabi: so, you trained with the hokage? thats sooo cool! i wanna be just like you when i'm older!
sakura: well, you don't want to be like your sister?
hanabi: no, it's always naruto-kun this, naruto-kun that...i like naruto but, -sighs- hinata makes it hard to sometimes
sakura: i kind of understand...but, your the heriss of the throne!
hanabi: -sighs- if hinata wasn't a shy wallflower, and pushover she would have been...i'm supossed to look up to my onee-chan but...i don't
sakura: well, i'm sure she don't mean to make you feel that way. -thinks- this must have been how naruto felt when i talked about sasuke-kun all the time...only i don't think he ever gave up on me...like hanabi has hinata-
hanabi: well, guess we better start training...what are we working on? ninjutsu, taijutsu, or genjutsu?
sakura: hm...is there any you would like to get better at?
hanabi: well, there's one thing...how do you do mystical palm? i feel like i need to know the ways of the medic ninja...i feel as an heiress i need to know
sakura: -smiles-
*back to sasuke, and naruto both laughing about a conversation they're having*
naruto: so, now everytime i think of salad i think of salad burritos'
sasuke: that's hilarious!...hey? how about salad dressing? pink, orange, or white? what would you choose?
naruto: orange, and pink of course!
sasuke: well, oh...how about tacos'!?
naruto: well, chhouji, and i actually debated on the possibilities of putting ramen noodles in a soft taco shell making ramen tacos'
karin: why are they talking about food?
suigetsu: now they're talking about a skye sweenam song
karin: sharada? sharada?
suigetsu: yeah sarada sharada they sound alike
naruto: HEY GUYS! SINCE YOUR LISTENING, AND TALKING ABOUT OUR CONVERSATION COME JOIN US!
sasuke: YEAH FREE SAKE FOR EVERYONE!
*sakura, and hanabi*
sakura: another way to get energy into your hands is -presses on the gate- push like your trying to push something down...this'll build up the chakra
hanabi: -puts hands on gate- oh so, its kinda like everything is energy so, everything has chakra points?
sakura: -thinks- waw...this one has a brain!- yeah.
hanabi: -pushes the gate untill she pushes a hole in it- oops -blushes of embarrassment-
sakura: it's okay
hanabi: no, it's not it was our gate! what do we do nooow?
sakura:well, we fix it -smiles-
hanabi: okay, but, wont we need to build another gate?
*sasuke, and naruto*
naruto: -chugs a cup of sake-...so, then i asked sakura-chan who she gets to hangout with for today...she got hinata
sasuke: oh goodness
naruto: bet sakura-chan's having a screaming match with her now, and winning
*all four laugh*
sasuke: you should come see us again...your like the old you when your drunk!
karin: or steal tsunade's sake, and clone it...bet she wont know the difference
suigetsu: one warning...your gonna want to wait a few days before you drink again
*later naruto,and sakura meet up*
sakura: well, how was your time at sasuke's
naruto: -slurs- therewassake...andfood...anda-hicup-drinkingcontest...-hic-
sakura: NARUTO ARE YOU DRUNK!?
naruto: -hic-
kurama: mmm...gimme more of that toxic delicious chakra!
naruto: noyoucan'thaveany -faints sakura catches him-
sakura: good grief naruto!
*naruto wakes up in his apartment with the feeling of vomiting*
naruto: -raises up- ew i feel naucea
sakura: oh naruto you baka...-gets him some warm tea- here...you can't go around at night drunk like that!
naruto: so, did you have fun hanging out with hinata yesterday?
sakura: she was on a mission...but, i hangout with her sister instead...we learned something about ourselves through eachother
naruto: what?
sakura: she learned how to mysic palm, and i learned how being a fangirl impacts those around us...it hurts those we're close to...naruto i'm so sorry i treated you horribly back during our genin days
naruto: it's okay sakura-chan, i still love you...alwayys have, always will
*naruto and sakura hug*
naruto: oh no -runs to the bathroom to throw up-
sakura: perhaps we should skip kissing?
naruto: so, there IS a downside to drinking after all -sweatdrop-
*next day sakura, and naruto do kiss after a date*
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 22 November 2014 - 10:00 PM.

[starlitestarbrite]

*eclipse*
[author note summary:naruto, and sakura reacts to the movie plot]
sakura: NARUTO!? DID YOU SEE THIS!? -shows him her ipad-they ruined our characters'
naruto: WHAT!? SHALLOW LOVE? MY LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL! SASUKE'S THE JERK I'M NOT!
sakura: i know! kishi has gone WAY to far...changing the whole story, inventing a new past it's like a horrible genjutsu
naruto: maybe they're marketing it in a way of a genjutsu, then when everyone sees the movie it'll ACTUALLY be narusaku!
sakura: -sighs- everytime we get our hopes up they're crushed again, it don't matter what the excuse is, it was a mean thing to do to lead the fanbase on like this.
naruto: wonder if sasuke has anything to do with this one to!?
sakura: -sweatdrop- no, but i think i know who does...little miss "big boobs" herself...good thing she's in kiri, or i would kick her butt so hard she'd be a shooting star!, and everyone would be like "hey, make a wish" then go to sleep, have their dreams come true, then wake up realizing it was all "like a genjutsu-goes on ranting-
naruto: -thinks- why would they say my feelings towards sakura-chan are shallow? after all i've done for her, and vice versa, it's like something that came out of the road to ninja universe- WAIT! THAT'S IT!
sakura: what's it?
naruto: well, i have two theories, for the first one: what if this whole movie is a genjutsu?
sakura: that's called wishful thinking
naruto: for the second theory-WHAT IF: they're just advertising it in the way of RTN...we just have to think oposite of what their saying!
sakura: waw...you might be right...that would be cruel but, cool in trolling since have everyone believe onething untill they see the real thing only to realise it's nothing like the promo.
naruto: they did with with all our movies i think.
*they go eat at ichiraku*
naruto: people seem to making up their own fanfiction plot...the studio, VAs', and kishi are doing really good at keeping the storyline a secret untill the movie hits the big screen
sakura: i know...every promo they made for each movie used the style of the previous movie, or maybe just a 30 min clip, and change things around so, they look like something else
naruto: maybe the promo was one big marketing thing like all the rest,like the promos' start off where the previous movie, and the manga left off for promo commercialization, then when the real movie comes it's not at all what they shown us.
sakura: so, what do you believe the movie's about? i like the beliefe that you, and my bond is the center of the story, us getting closer -blush-
naruto: i hope its about us getting together to!
sakura: do you think hinata's role is just a subplot?, sidestory?
naruto: if my theories are right then it has to be!
sakura: i read it was going to be a bitter ending...think one of us'll die?
naruto: i hope not!
sakura: so, do i. maybe it'll be a happy ending for the both of us, and heaven, and earth really DO unite!
naruto: is there still hope?
sakura: hey? i think your last theory might be right because the plot keeps changing like a shift of reality, it whent from narusaku love story, to hinata, and hanabi being kidnapped, to something to do with space, to a naruhina love story. it's like they pile up random plotlines to confuse the fans.
naruto: yeah, i wonder wich one's true?
sakura: well, maybe you got put in a genjutsu! you haven't done one yet!...but, if thats true then...YOU THOUGHT I THOUGHT YOU ONLY LIKED ME BECAUSE OF YOUR RIVALRY WITH SASUKE!? -bonks him on the head- HOW SHALLOW DID YOU THINK I WAS BACK THEN!?
naruto: -sweatdrop- i didn't...i just knew when sasuke was around i became a third wheel...and when it's the two of us we acted like best friends becoming closer into love,
sakura: oh, i'm sorry i made you feel that way naruto, i guess i did take my crush too far when we were twelve...but, how do you explain the reverse love from you loving me to you loving hinata if it's your genjutsu?
naruto: that's probabbly non-existant. like we agree on, they edit to add, delete things so, they wont spoil to much of the spoiler, just give us random clips
*naruto and sakura hug*
sakura: i guess i was kinda shallow back then...growing up i became less shallow, and realized who i love with all my heart
naruto: sasuke?
sakura: ew no! plus he has karin!...i meant you!
naruto: i love you to...with all my heart
sakura: i know...i've felt it, and still do, and always will.
naruto: guess we found eachother in the RIGHT universe
sakura: yeah, the narusakuverse where heaven, and earth unite. nh/ss may have the manga, bet we get the anime. they may have canon, but, we have fanon first...maybe canon last, they have ooc fan fics, and fan art, but we have fanfiction, and fanart that come to life...like it comes from the artists heart, not their mind.
naruto: sounds poetic sakura-chan.
sakura: thanks naruto.i have a third theory! it started with us, and it'll end with us...the cycle of love.
*naruto and sakura kiss*
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 25 November 2014 - 10:08 AM.

[ns.Believe.It]

Nice omake but you really believe this genjutsu theory.?  No way can all of this-- NH advertisements, the manga ending, the posters and plot info, Kishi and the VA's interviews-- all be 'just trolling'. Think about it.  

 

I don't know why Chatte's doing this. Giving false hope with no basis for people who are already hurt, setting them up for more disappointment and denial. *sighs* 

Edited by ns.Believe.It, 25 November 2014 - 10:01 AM.

[starlitestarbrite]

*first date*
[author note summay: obito gets advice from minato, and kushina on how to ask rin out...whoes advice will he take? also kakashi, and gai have one of their "i'm better than you" marathon run of youth contests']
*at ichiraku minato, and obito eat ramen, and talk*
obito: minato-sensei? i want to ask rin out
minato: well, bring her here to ichiraku's, and make her think your just getting to know eachother...thats what i did the first time i called it point zero...because YOU know its a date...she don't
obito: -sweatdrop- so, when was your first REAL date?
minato: when we were sixteen
*kushina walks in*
kushina: hey you two!
minato: hi kushi-chan!
obito: hi kushina-sama. minato-sensei's telling me how to get a girl to go on a date
*tells her what he said*
minato: -sweatdrop- it was jiraiya's idea
kushina: GRRR MIIINAAATOOO
obito: it worked with you two right?
minato: -nervously- okaaay stop taaalkiiing
obito: just call it point zero, take her to ichiraku, she'll never know! call it your first date
minato: we were thirteen! i still remember our first date!
kushina: -tosses minato out of the restaraunt- YOU IDIOT!...-sits down- now, obito? if you want a girl to go out with you just ask her.
obito: what if she says no?
kushina: then it's a sighn that if you wait...she'll come around -smiles-
*meanwhile at the training field*
gai: yes, rival! we shall see who is the fastest runner! let us take 30 lapse around konoha! if not 30, then 40! i will show you my youth of greatness i. will. surpas you!
kakashi:-sweatdrop- you do know i'll win right?
gai: no you will not I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED! first the pledge say: "i kakashi"
kakashi: -sighs- i kakashi
gai: "will do my best"
kakashi: will do my best
gai: "even though gai is better than me"
kakashi: even though i am better than gai
gai: GRRR I WILL MAKE YOU SAY IT ONE DAY!
distant voice: hey bowl head!?
gai: -looks in front of him seeing kakashi is a few blocks away- HEY! THATS CHEATING! -runs to catch up-
*meanwhile obito sees rin pracaticing balancing her chakra by meditating*
obito: hi rin-chan
rin: hi obito...is kakashi with you?
obito: no, hey? since we're alone together...-sighs- -sits by her- i've wanted to tell you something but, could never find how to say it...i know you love the jerk-in-the-box but, i love you. your the first one who acknowledged me for who i was,
rin: -smiles- we're only twelve...i don't think i love anyone right now...i mean i have a crush on kakashi but, i care about you alot to -smiles- maybe friendship will become love someday!
obito: -eyes water- i hope so!
*rin, and obito hug*
obito: maybe we can go to ichiraku sometimes?
rin: why not now?
obito: -smiles- can i call it a "pretend date"?
rin: -laughs- yes.
*back to kakashi, and gai kakashi is passed out*
gai: I FINNALLY WIN!
kakashi: you do?
gai: -sweatdrop- but...how did-
kakashi: anytime i got tired of running i poofed up a clone in my place
gai: cheater! thats cheating!
kakashi: no...it's ninjutsu -walks off-
gai: oooh he is so cool, and calm...I WILL FIND A WAY TO SURPASS YOUR YOUTHFULLNEEESS!
*at the uzumakis'*
kushina: so, you really remember our first date?
minato: yes
*flashback minato, and kushina are sitting under a cherry blossom tree in the shade picniking*
minato: -grabs a cherry blossom, and puts it in kushina's hair- it brings out how beautiful you are -smiles-
kushina: -blush- think i should dye my hair pink?
minato: no, your perfect the way you are
*end*
kushina: -smiles-
minato: and i still feel that way...because it's true
*minato and kushina kiss*
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 26 November 2014 - 07:26 AM.