troll2
trɒl,trəʊl/
noun
noun: troll; plural noun: trolls
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1.
a person who makes a deliberately offensive or provocative online post.
In Internet slang, a troll (/ˈtroʊl/, /ˈtrɒl/) is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting quarrels or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory,[1] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a newsgroup, forum, chat room, or blog) with the intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[2] or of otherwise disrupting normal, on-topic discussion,[3] often for the troll's amusement (?).
Your motive isn't clear, but other than that you fit the bill quite fine I'd say. Anyways...
You haven't done the Promise of a Lifetime (or have I not been keeping up). That's a gold mine on Naruto's part, just like the hug was on Sakura's part. I look forward to it if you choose to do so :)