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#28461 Mistraal

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:20 AM

  

That's the reason they're mad at SP now. But lets be honest general audiences today are like children. You tell a child you'll go to disneyland and he gets excited, then you take him to the dentist and he gets mad at you. The next day you promise to take him to disneyland and actually go through with it and he forgets all about what happened and he's back to loving you. You see where i'm going?

If you're spending money to read a manga about a kid named Bolt in the hopes that it's going to be a spinoff about the adventures of Sasuke then you might be an idiot.

If you're spending money on the Bolt manga hoping that Sakura won't be treated like a battered housewife then you might be an idiot.

If you're spending money on the Bolt manga hoping to see the wise, rational Kakashi that used to exist then you might be an idiot.

Lastly, if you spend money on the Bolt manga hoping it'll pan out for NaruSaku...... :ermm:  Sorry guys.

Kishimoto has shown his hand as an author and I could probably tell you the plot of this manga. Salada will be all creepy and might have issues controlling her "powers". She'll probably also have daddy issues. Sakura will be absolutely of no help to her in any way and will be marginalized as much as possible, probably to the point where she seems like a neglectful mother. Sasuke will never be there for her and she will smile through it all like her life doesn't suck a million kittens when it actually does because if she was unhappy that would require character exposition for her AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT CAN WE.

Hinata will have a lot of panel time as the picture perfect housewife and seem to be the most shining example of a mother. The smallest thing she does will be revered like the holy grail. I am imagining her having a lot of heart to heart talks with Himiwari and Bolt and they will probably get attached to some small kitten she does like making sandwiches or possibly her knitting.

Bolt will have daddy issues as well in the sense that he will be teased that he will never live up to his dad. He might even seem resentful about it, at which point SUPER MOMMY HINATA will have her talks. Konahomaru might lead their team when it is formed. Or possibly Hanabi. Choji's kid might be their teammate. NO WAY TO HAVE A LOVE TRIANGLE THERE AMIRITE So Kishi can dodge the romance bullet.

I just told you like the first 10 chapters of the Bolt manga.


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:23 AM

I just told you like the first 10 chapters of the Bolt manga.

This bolt manga that I heard will only be produced for several chapters, yeah? But it seems you think that SJ will expand it?


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:25 AM

  

That's the reason they're mad at SP now. But lets be honest general audiences today are like children. You tell a child you'll go to disneyland and he gets excited, then you take him to the dentist and he gets mad at you. The next day you promise to take him to disneyland and actually go through with it and he forgets all about what happened and he's back to loving you. You see where i'm going?

Many people have already moved on, all they wanted was to see the Narutos ending and weren't absolutely interested in part 3. Even if they bring a part 3 all the unanswered questions left hanging after the ending will remain unanswered and even if they give into fanservice by bringing Sasuke, or Kakashi they will never be the center of the plot because it's all about the NH and SS spawns. Not only that characters and relationship developed during 15 years have been damaged beyond belief (Naruto is the most obvious example).
And honestly many people have lost their trust of Kishi, the dude has shown to be one of the worst and most inconsistent writer (I mean who would rewrite his manga at the conclusion).
Whatever happens I think Kishi has lost a great portion of his fandom and while some people will continue reading Naruto a great part has shown no interest in following Naruto and anything related to it.

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:26 AM

This bolt manga that I heard will only be produced for several chapters, yeah? But it seems you think that SJ will expand it?

They are making a musical. A musical.

If Kishimoto can churn out garbage and people would buy it you think for one second he won't do it? It's no skin off his back. What he doesn't want to do he can pass off to the production studio and let them produce.

In short, I don't see them shooting the cash cow if it's still making milk.


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:29 AM

Guys i just read that kishs contact will sp runs out sometime early next year..if It's true it could mean good news for us.


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:31 AM

I'd say we move to better stuff... this series is kitten.


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:31 AM

This bolt manga that I heard will only be produced for several chapters, yeah? But it seems you think that SJ will expand it?

 

I have no doubt in my mind that they probably only said "a few chapters" to test the water and see who's willing to keep reading part 3. If sales go well, they'll increase the chapters. If sales are terrible, they'll keep it at a few chapters. This is all about making money. 


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:31 AM

A story relating to Bolt and Sarada is fine. But not include the characters from the first 2 parts or have them just have cameo is a bit meh. Thing is it's easier to keep a fan interested than to attract others.

 

So I think at least Naruto will be in the story more involved.  Thou Hinata will be a housewife.

 

I for one will check out the series and am curious to see if the deadlock thingie will be available again. And if it will go to the next generation



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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:33 AM

Guys i just read that kishs contact will sp runs out at the end of the year.if It's true it could mean good news for us.

theres a bolt movie coming this summer, its false.



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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:34 AM

This is literally the worst kitten I have ever seen in my life.

I feel like I just got done watching a less abusive version of 50 Shades of Grey.

The whole entire time I feel like any reasonable man would be thinking "Oh sweetie, it's a good thing you're hot and put out otherwise I'd drop your useless ass to the ground right now."

Also how is Naruto some kind of like super casanova now. He couldn't tell Hinata from a bowl of ramen 30 minutes prior now he's flying her over the moon and kitten? kittening what.

My favorite part was the kittening FABRICATED childhood memories of them together. That didn't happen. They had to create it to give this a shred of substance, It's an utter retcon.

Hinata, of course, is as damsel as ever. She might as well be a kittening Lego brick. No expression, no emotions besides that crying bullsh** she always does. This is blatant bashing but I'm sorry she's useless, devoid of any substance or personality. She's a walking uterus for Naruto to put his babies into.

Just kitten this trash.

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Eloquently put; I don't even need to post any rant here today.

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:35 AM

theres a bolt movie coming this summer, its false.

Maybe they are going to finish up the anime and the movie then its over. I hope it true because then kish can make ns cannon.


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:35 AM

Woow, finally a thing that includes Sakura...

 

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:36 AM

Guys i just read that kishs contact will sp runs out at the end of the year.if It's true it could mean good news for us.

 

Hmm... Any contract would come with some obligations and liabilities on behalf of the party giving their signature for their work to be serialised and adapted by a company. He may sign another one to ensure that he retains a certain percentage of profits and some creative oversight over the future spin-off. Personally, I hope this doesn't happen. It would be interesting to see Kishi talk without the pressures of an animation studio or publishers on his shoulders. 



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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:38 AM

 

Hmm... Any contract would come with some obligations and liabilities on behalf of the party giving their signature for their work to be serialised and adapted by a company. He may sign another one to ensure that he retains a certain percentage of profits and some creative oversight over the future spin-off. Personally, I hope this doesn't happen. It would be interesting to see Kishi talk without the pressures of an animation studio or publishers on his shoulders. 

With studio parrot gone he can finally make NS cannon. Plus we all know sp is behind nh being cannon.


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:38 AM

Woow, finally a thing that includes Sakura...

 

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I am utterly surprised they don't have her kneeling down with a black eye at Sasuke's feet, trying her best to please her man. Because that's what all women want, right? Some tough love, a nice smack, and to have a great looking man that'll give them all that and a nice little kitchen to stay in.

kitten this.



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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:41 AM

With studio parrot gone he can finally make NS cannon. Plus we all know sp is behind nh being cannon.

can you give me the link, please?



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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:43 AM

Woow, finally a thing that includes Sakura...

 

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(uh...it didn't open the spoiler, but now that I quoted you it did. Well, strange.)

Still, wonder why there's Sakura and not the Hinakittens on the calendar! Since they apparently want to smuggle her everywhere.  :twitch:

Poor Sakura, every time I think about what they did to her I get sad... :umm:


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But they were all of them deceived, for another canon was made. In the land of Japan, in the fires of Studio Pierrot, the dark Lord Kishimoto forged in secret a master canon, to control all others, and into this canon, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One canon to rule them all.


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:43 AM

They are making a musical. A musical.

If Kishimoto can churn out garbage and people would buy it you think for one second he won't do it? It's no skin off his back. What he doesn't want to do he can pass off to the production studio and let them produce.

In short, I don't see them shooting the cash cow if it's still making milk.

 

 

I have no doubt in my mind that they probably only said "a few chapters" to test the water and see who's willing to keep reading part 3. If sales go well, they'll increase the chapters. If sales are terrible, they'll keep it at a few chapters. This is all about making money. 

Aye aye, get it!  :wink:

 

I'd say we move to better stuff... this series is kitten.

I want to and I'm working on it since 699/700! But there's problem with myself and anime. When I watch anime or read manga, I will make sure it sparks me interest. It means I don;t read many manga or watch many anime. InuYasha did and I loved it although I still can;t take the ending (sounds familiar?) but I respect Rumiko Takahashi so I moved on. This Naruto also, I have its ups and downs. I even dropped it after Sasuke went out from village, stayed neutral/objective until I saw NS progress. I love it but, uh, you know what happen. It's so hard for me to give interest like interest that I gave for InuYasha and Naruto.

 

It will take a while. And I don't know how long is "a while".


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:44 AM

Naruto and Sakura

can you give me the link, please?

I saw the post on facebook, but the person deleted it.They said they knew someone who worked with kish. Though it's probably just a lie to give people false hope.


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:48 AM

Woow, finally a thing that includes Sakura...

 

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Yes, it wont sho up when I click the spoiler button but it shows up when I quote it.

Who are they? *wrong focus, sorry* Look at sakura. She looks so great with Naruto and Sasuke! <3

 

Poor Sakura, every time I think about what they did to her I get sad... :umm:

Me too. Tell me when you're sad so that I can cheer you up.


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