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#261 demonking521

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Posted 23 March 2007 - 06:01 AM

Kisame/Samehada
Hidan/blood
Sasuke/HOHO
Kakuzu/money

#262 Deidara Lover

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 12:23 AM

NARUINO!!!

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 05:37 AM

SasukeXHinata!!!!!!! FTW

because then their kids would have the sharinkugan!!! tongue.gif

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Posted 04 April 2007 - 07:28 PM

GaaraXSakura is a crack pairing, right?

Because I read a comment (I don't remember where) that it said that in the manga there are hints of Gaara liking Sakura but I don't remember seeing any hints of that.

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Posted 05 April 2007 - 04:32 AM

Yes its still considered crack, I don't know what hints there talking about.

If you like crack pairings go here

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Posted 14 April 2007 - 09:06 AM

Decided I wanted to add in a few more crack I like:

NaruYugito
NaruTen
SasuTen
HinaKure
ShikaKin

That's about it for crack atleast.

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Posted 10 August 2007 - 04:53 PM

NaruTsun and NaruIno
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 05:16 PM

Beware... I love crack.

SasoSaku
GaaSaku
NaruTema
NaruIno
KakaSaku
DeiIno
ItaHina

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Posted 10 August 2007 - 06:25 PM

KakaSaku, hands down, crack pairing of choice.

What? The smuts are fantastic! Well, older/of age Sakura.

I look into other ones once in awhile, but this one's my crack baby.

Hahahaha!
OTP NaruSaku
Crack Pairings KakaSaku, SaiSaku
Respected/Possible Canon Pairing SasuSaku
Cannot Stand NaruHina (at least not the fandom, anyway), NaruTsu, NaruSaku'sMom (Ew.), Naru/Anyone'sMomOrGrandma, SakuJir, SakuIta, SakuVillainThat'sNotKabuto

I generally tend not to really like pure romance or WAFF because they are usually badly written. I like a good old dramedy with a nice side of romance. Give me plot, character development anyday over the regular stuff.

#270 One-Shot

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Posted 10 August 2007 - 10:41 PM

pairings with Sakura X anyone whos ever tried to kill her. (that means GaaSaku)

and... need i say it? GaaLee

#271 SakuDotz

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Posted 10 August 2007 - 10:48 PM

QUOTE (One-Shot @ Aug 10 2007, 11:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
and... need i say it? GaaLee



EW! Hahaha! :rofl: Gaara x Lee.. that's a bit shocking XD

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Posted 11 August 2007 - 04:15 AM

QUOTE (SakuDotz @ Aug 11 2007, 05:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
EW! Hahaha! :rofl: Gaara x Lee.. that's a bit shocking XD

yet more popular then it seems

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Posted 14 August 2007 - 06:20 PM

To tell you the truth my favorite has always been

Naru/Anko

This was one of the first pairings I read on fanfiction that had me hooked. The story I read that got me into this pairing was Where the Loyalities Lie by fei-sama.

Blacky known in AFF or SeikoTurner in FF wrote: Worthless and Enjoy Life both in AFF

Anko 101 by Ninj4 in AFF also

And of course Tsurumaki with his No Boy, No Cry series in FF

So yeah Naru/Anko is little bit more my favorite compared to Naru/Saku. The reason, I preferably like older woman always have. 111189.gif

So NARU/ANKO for me

(AFF is Adultfanfiction)
(FF is fanfiction)

side pairings I really like also:

Naru/Kurenai
Naru/Tsunade
Naru/FemKyuubi
Naru/Shizune
Naru/Tsunami
Naru/Ino
Naru/Sakura
Naru/FemSasu- this was one of the most interesting reads of my life. Seriously, no it wasn't Yaoi. I don't role that way
Naru/Temari
Naru/Ten-Ten
Naru/Kin
Naru/Tayuya
Naru/Yugito
Naru/Yugao U.(the woman Hayate was with)
Naru/Filler girls
and last
Naru/Princess Yukie

Yuri and threesomes
Saku/Ino/Naruto
Anko/Kurenai/Naruto
Tsunade/FemKyuubi/Naruto
and many more


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Posted 15 August 2007 - 01:31 AM

I have to say naruto and ino

#275 Rin

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Posted 16 August 2007 - 02:28 AM

I think mine would have to be SaiIno

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Posted 16 August 2007 - 02:39 AM

SasuIta, I don't need to state my reasons, I think it's pretty self explanitory

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Posted 16 August 2007 - 02:40 AM

NaruTsun/NaruIno >D xDDD

#278 SakuNaruLover

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Posted 16 August 2007 - 10:18 AM

NaruIno a_dance.gif

and maybe SasuTen
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Posted 16 August 2007 - 10:39 AM

There is only one crack pairing I like and as odd as it may sound I think they'd go good together.

NejiTema (Hyuuga Neji and Shubaku no Temari)

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Posted 16 August 2007 - 10:52 AM

probably NaruIno, NaruTen, NaruTema and of course the pairing that never happens NaruAyame.

id have almost no problems with those pairings, however normally like 90% of fics with those pairings either suck, have sakura bashing or have sakura with someone else, three things that i hate (i dont like sakura with anyone other than naruto)

i also dont really mind naru/older females, however i find them pretty stupid especially NaruTsu, i dont like the idea of a mother figure 50 year old with a 15 year old lol





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