Entertaining posts, everyone

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SasuSaku: Isn't it obvious Sasuke LOVES Sakura?
I'm sorry, I'm afraid not.
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He is always rescuering her and he always looks hurt when he sees Sakura hurt.
He is never rescuing her; They must be confusing Sasuke with Naruto. It happens. The one exception is when, as Jenskott stated, he saw Sakura beat up. Actually, he didn't even rescue her, he beat up the people who had already beaten her up. Lee was actually the one who rescued her, if we were going to go that far. LeeSaku, anyone?
In fact, I doubt Sasuke was even doing it for Sakura's sake; But if he WERE, we could easily compare it to the time he pretty much "died"
really protecting Naruto from Haku. Rescuing =/= True love, but if it did, we would be seeing
SasuNaru
LeeSaku
GaaNaru
NaruSaku (Oh gosh, we don't want THAT!)
NaruSai
ChiyoSaku
IruNaru
NaruMina
KakaNaru
PeinKaka
NaruInari
NaruZabu
NaruHaku
SauKarin
NaruNeji
ShikaCho
KakaKurei
KankuKiba
ShikaTema
GaaLee
NaruEveryone-In-The-Series
Weak argument that can be easily reversed.
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In Shippuden, they could've had a SasuSaku moment but Yamato butts in and ruins that MOMENT!!
"Because attempted homicide is true love"
And IMO, Yamato didn't interrupt anything... Rather, he saved Sakura's life. (Ooh, add YamaSaku to the list!)
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So Sasuke, now that you have taken revenge and killed Orochimaru... STOP HANGING OUT WITH KARIN, AND GO BACK TO YOUR PRECIOUS SAKURA!!
Too little too late to go back now.
I'd even go so far as to say he can stand Karin more than he can stand Sakura. But that's just me.
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By the way, have you realized this person never touches Sakura's feelings? Strange.
Of course they wouldn't! She's just an object bent to fulfill Sasuke's will (which isn't even his will, but whatever, we'll say it is anyways because Sasuke is an object bent to fulfill SasuSaku fans' wills.)
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NaruHina: These two were already soulmates from the beginning. They look cute together and they like have the same motto: TO NEVER GIVE UP!! They could accomplish that together, and then fall in love.
What is this... I don't even...
These two were already soulmates from the beginning? In what way? I'm sorry, I just don't see it, no matter how hard I look - I can't make the connection. I'll keep trying, but until then, I'll just chalk it up to the "tweenagers' distorted ideals of love."
They look cute together? One could argue that their color combination is visually offensive, but that's just my own personal aesthetics, and arguing that would make me just as biased as the person who said it. I will only say that "cuteness" can be argued and does not equal true love.
Same motto? It's not like Hinata came up with it herself. She blatantly ripped it off. Anyone could rip it off. Does it make them soul mates as well? No. Besides, the only time where that is relevent was back in the chunin exams, a long ago forgotten arc that was never to be brought up again, not even by Hinata.
Furthermore,
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They could accomplish that together? Accomplish what? Never giving up? They don't need each other for that. Everyone can decide never giving up without outside influences.
It's all that needs to be said.
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the childish notions of perfect hollywoodized romance that pervade modern media.
Funny how they whine and complain about how "cliche" NaruSaku is, yet love the notion of a trite, beaten to death fairy-tail ending where
everything works out 
is just the greatest thing to them.
Honestly, the triteness of that sickens me. I'd sincerely hope Kishi is a better writer that. Cliche my foot.
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sasuke will kill his brother and danzo and orochimaru and return triumphantly to the leaf village where he will humbly thank naruto and sakura for their devotion.
He so moved by Sakuras dedication to him that his heart will move away from the horrible ice queen Karin who will melt into a puddle and he will embrace his true love who hes actualy allways loved and he treated badly so he could keep her safe while he pursued his revenge.
they will marry and have lots of uchiha babies thus reviving his clan and naruto will give them his sibling blessing for their prosperity.
dont ask me to go into the baseless tripe that is naruhina. its even worse.
Don't you see? Naruto, dejected and depressed finds solace in the loving tender arms of Hinata, a girl who Sakura couldn't hold a candle to and who Naruto suddenly realizes he has loved all along. Naruto begins to resent Sakura like a spiteful little child but it's okay because she's got her new and improved Sasuke-kun aaaall to herself, and they ride into the sunset on the backs of white ponies while Naruto and Hinata run away and elope in the Land of Wind because Hinata's father would not allow it. And they live-happily-ever-after-the-end.
*shudders*
Edited by Froot, 25 December 2009 - 01:43 AM.