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#27101 RedFaction

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 06:36 AM

Her name is Salad. Don't try to make her name any less stupid by calling her Sarada like SS does. They want this canonization they need to accept it all, and her damn name is Salad. Yes Salad. Kishimoto is that stupid.

I'm not sure what's worse Salad or Bolt. They'd fit well together with both of them having such terrible names.


 


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Posted 11 December 2014 - 06:37 AM

Her name is Salad. Don't try to make her name any less stupid by calling her Sarada like SS does. They want this canonization they need to accept it all, and her damn name is Salad. Yes Salad. Kishimoto is that stupid.

It's just that I keep forgetting the right translation of her name xD

I'd like to know what he was thinking by giving her that name...


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Posted 11 December 2014 - 06:38 AM

I sometimes venture into the SS fanclub in NF. They got their canon pairing but its hilarious to see that the only way they are able to celebrate it is by filling their FC with OOC fanarts. Its even more hilarious to read posts where they are desperately trying to convince each other that Sasuke gives a kitten about Sakura. 

 

I remember one post- 'Sasuke was probably so protective of Sakura when she was pregnant that he drove her nuts'  :lmao:


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Posted 11 December 2014 - 06:39 AM

I remember one post- 'Sasuke was probably so protective of Sakura when she was pregnant that he drove her nuts'  :lmao:

That sounds like something Naruto would do, not Sasuke...


Edited by RedFaction, 11 December 2014 - 06:39 AM.

 


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Posted 11 December 2014 - 06:40 AM

I remember one post- 'Sasuke was probably so protective of Sakura when she was pregnant that he drove her nuts'  :lmao:

I wonder if that was before or after he told her she was getting fat and slapped her around a bit.



 


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Posted 11 December 2014 - 06:41 AM

 

I sometimes venture into the SS fanclub in NF. They got their canon pairing but its hilarious to see that the only way they are able to celebrate it is by filling their FC with OOC fanarts. Its even more hilarious to read posts where they are desperately trying to convince each other that Sasuke gives a kitten about Sakura. 
 
I remember one post- 'Sasuke was probably so protective of Sakura when she was pregnant that he drove her nuts'  :lmao:

 

I'm almost 100% sure Sasuke doesn't even know or care she has a kid, I'm more inclined to believe he somehow got her pregnant with that forehead poke.
His brother atleast knew how to do NS right

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 06:49 AM

   

I'm almost 100% sure Sasuke doesn't even know or care she has a kid, I'm more inclined to believe he somehow got her pregnant with that forehead poke.

Or the plot willed Sakura to get pregnant with Sasuke's child, since he probably is suffering from ED due to all the trauma in his life.



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Posted 11 December 2014 - 06:52 AM

Salad and Bolt will be a reverse of Naruto and Sasuke.

 

You see, Bolt is the one who's dad is around, yet isn't around. (kinda like Sasuke's dad, but he has no Itachi figure to look up to so he says screw the rules I'mma paint the Hokage Faces because they're all stupid, especially this dumb blonde one who won't even use Kage Bunshin to spend time with his family. Hinata is token mother figure (like Sasuke's mom) who is just kind of there.)

 

Sarada on the other hand has Sasuke dad, who is never around period. Sakura is there, so she takes the kind of Iruka role. She even has the sort of line that Naruto had, stating that she and Bolt were kind of similar. (Whereas Naruto always thought that he and Sasuke were always similar when they were younger.)

 

TBH, if that future keeps on teh way it does, I would not be surprised if Oro comes back and tries to steal Bolt or Salad away for Rikudo genes (especially the NH kids since The Last Asspull is canon). So Bolt will defect because he'll probably have some crapsack thinking of how power is the only way he'll get Naruto to acknowledge him, and Orochimaru is the way to do it. Salad will become the Naruto, but the story will really be about Bolt. So really, the future generation is just Kishi writing the story he always wanted to - "Sasuke".



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Posted 11 December 2014 - 06:57 AM

Or the plot willed Sakura to get pregnant with Sasuke's child, since he probably is suffering from ED due to all the trauma in his life.

Yes, I refuse to believe that there was any sexual intercourse b/w those two (it's bad enough that there was something like this at least twice b/w Naruto and Hinata  :sick: ).


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Posted 11 December 2014 - 07:02 AM

...........T_T it sucks being ignored or not seen around here most of the time......:(

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 07:02 AM

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 07:02 AM

...........T_T it sucks being ignored or not seen around here most of the time......:(

 

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 07:03 AM

...........T_T it sucks being ignored or not seen around here most of the time......:(

 

Indeed it does.

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 07:16 AM

Yes, I refuse to believe that there was any sexual intercourse b/w those two (it's bad enough that there was something like this at least twice b/w Naruto and Hinata  :sick: ).

I'm having lunch. Ew ew ew BYE!   :sick:


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Posted 11 December 2014 - 07:17 AM

Your pain... I feel it

Don't feel bad you guys. Most people (including myself)just get caught up in our own conversations that some posts just get passed by . You're not being ignored.

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 07:19 AM

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 07:19 AM

Can someone do me a favor with Japanese knowledge can paste my response (bellow) on that Japanese site for me.

 

 

"Kishimoto. Great. Not only that you ruined the manga with the last two chapters and a movie that sells pre-order ticket fraud. You manage to make Naruto into a scumbag, allowed SP to degrade ( movie) and humiliate Sakura through commercial and you used Sasuke to abuse (with a chidori blade through the chest) his possible love interest (Karin) and someone that he considered as a blood related sister throughout the manga (Sakura). More is you you pair these two male characters up with women they never once been attracted to. As a Sasuke fan, I'm even insulted that you may have paired him up with someone that he considered as a sister throughout the course of the manga (without the abuses). It would be better if you had resurrected Uchiha Mikoto and married her off to her son, to repopulate the Uchiha Clan because that is how I see the SS relationship (without the abuses). It nothing but platonic.

 

I'm a Naruto fan first before the pairings. But on to that matter, there is not mistake that NaruSaku as foreshadowed was your endgame intent along side SasuKarin. Whatever you have planned in your secret "unnamed" Naruto mini manga series, I'm hoping that its the true and better ending. If not, I highly suggest you cancel the manga this coming spring and rewrite the entire manuscript.

 

It's not really about NS becoming canon or not. It's about staying true to canon. To say the very least, I'm not being biased based on one pairing fandom. Even non-pairing and general fans can tell you that NS was meant to be with all the developments. Stay true to canon and its story as it was meant to be told. You don't have to go into NS details, because the last 698 chapters explained their development. Please considered it for the general fans". 

 

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Edited by Konoha'sCrimsonFox, 11 December 2014 - 07:22 AM.

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 07:20 AM

Your pain... I feel it


I'm guessin everybody forgot my little rant an hour ago about What the SP bastards are really gonna do in the filler arc?? :(

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 07:21 AM

Don't feel bad you guys. Most people (including myself)just get caught up in our own conversations that some posts just get passed by . You're not being ignored.


Yeah wtf? XD. My posts get ignored all the time but I know it's because people want to get their own word in and let out their feelings. We're reading everything don't worry. XD

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 07:21 AM

Salad and Bolt will be a reverse of Naruto and Sasuke.
 
You see, Bolt is the one who's dad is around, yet isn't around. (kinda like Sasuke's dad, but he has no Itachi figure to look up to so he says screw the rules I'mma paint the Hokage Faces because they're all stupid, especially this dumb blonde one who won't even use Kage Bunshin to spend time with his family. Hinata is token mother figure (like Sasuke's mom) who is just kind of there.)
 
Sarada on the other hand has Sasuke dad, who is never around period. Sakura is there, so she takes the kind of Iruka role. She even has the sort of line that Naruto had, stating that she and Bolt were kind of similar. (Whereas Naruto always thought that he and Sasuke were always similar when they were younger.)
 
TBH, if that future keeps on teh way it does, I would not be surprised if Oro comes back and tries to steal Bolt or Salad away for Rikudo genes (especially the NH kids since The Last Asspull is canon). So Bolt will defect because he'll probably have some crapsack thinking of how power is the only way he'll get Naruto to acknowledge him, and Orochimaru is the way to do it. Salad will become the Naruto, but the story will really be about Bolt. So really, the future generation is just Kishi writing the story he always wanted to - "Sasuke".

And then he is going to throw in an unneccesary love triangle with some random fodder kid to be the sakura type/hinata type an end up misleading everyone with salad x sakura/hinata type and the shipping wars continue on.





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