Well, part of the problem is when I get stopped, it takes weeks just to get ready to get going again. I had a LOT of things happening in the year I was absent, too....
Training for the Job -- Discussion Thread
#221
Posted 16 July 2007 - 05:46 PM
Well, part of the problem is when I get stopped, it takes weeks just to get ready to get going again. I had a LOT of things happening in the year I was absent, too....
You haven't experienced the full cofusion of modern gender relations until you've heard an angry group of women yelling, "We want tentacles!" at an all-night Hentai-fest.
-Tonbo
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#222
Posted 16 July 2007 - 07:21 PM
Yeah, I know you had a lot to do in the past year, doesn't mean I can't find your update rate funny/weird ;=
#223
Posted 16 July 2007 - 07:30 PM
- Butch Cassidy
#224
Posted 16 July 2007 - 08:32 PM
The 'Rookie 9+3' are all in their low 20s. The kids from Blossom are in their mid-teens. Hana is just under 30. Um, and I haven't bothered figuring what the older generation's ages are, since it doesn't matter for them, for story reasons.
You haven't experienced the full cofusion of modern gender relations until you've heard an angry group of women yelling, "We want tentacles!" at an all-night Hentai-fest.
-Tonbo
You can find my original fiction, facebook, twitter, and other ways to contact me on my website, FennecFoxPress.com
#225
Posted 16 July 2007 - 08:54 PM
Thanks!
- Butch Cassidy
#226
Posted 17 July 2007 - 12:15 AM
Desaix... The fact that you're updating this story so quickly is making me bubble over in an unspeakable joy at reading some rather good fanfiction... and with some actual thought process put into it.
I don't care if I have to wait another year for three more chapters... this is just too good to not wait for.
I'm gonna have to read those books you publish...
- Xar

--[krisk] ...hehe, i know it's a cute weiner isn't it--
--[krisk] you're so pretty.--
#227
Posted 19 July 2007 - 06:32 AM
You haven't experienced the full cofusion of modern gender relations until you've heard an angry group of women yelling, "We want tentacles!" at an all-night Hentai-fest.
-Tonbo
You can find my original fiction, facebook, twitter, and other ways to contact me on my website, FennecFoxPress.com
#228
Posted 19 July 2007 - 07:30 AM
#229
Posted 20 July 2007 - 01:49 AM
I don't care if I have to wait another year for three more chapters... this is just too good to not wait for.
I'm gonna have to read those books you publish...
- Xar
Jesus, don't encourage him to take another year off. For the love of God...anything can happen in a year! Keep going Desaix, PLEASE!!
BTW, I love how Tenten just rips off her panties and just gives them to Izure! I can't wait to see both their reactions once they're sober! Laughs abound!
As for the scene with Gai and Kireme ...that would be hilarious, but I don't blame you for not wanting to write Gai scenes...he is TOO annoying! I only like Lee when he's fighting, drunk, when he explains the Chakra circulatory system to Naruto, when he stops Naruto from attacking Neji in the prelims and the scene where he talks to Tsunade in episode 107. But he's annoying when Gai is around. They bring each other to news heights of annoyance.
Keep up the great work. Looking so forward to the next chapter!
- Butch Cassidy
#230
Posted 20 July 2007 - 03:56 AM
#231
Posted 21 July 2007 - 03:49 PM
You haven't experienced the full cofusion of modern gender relations until you've heard an angry group of women yelling, "We want tentacles!" at an all-night Hentai-fest.
-Tonbo
You can find my original fiction, facebook, twitter, and other ways to contact me on my website, FennecFoxPress.com
#232
Posted 21 July 2007 - 10:38 PM
#233
Posted 22 July 2007 - 06:09 AM
I'm putting together the list of who votes 'Aye' or 'Nay' on Naruto's hokage confirmation right now. I've already decided how the vote is going to end up, and what thirteen of these votes will be, but I haven't COMPLETELY decided myself yet (just that the vote will be close, there will be a few unexpected votes, and that's about it). However, just to provoke a little dialog on this thread, I figured I could have a 'guess which clan will vote what way' prediction game. The names of clans are as follows (in alphabetical order):
1. Aburame
2. Akadou
3. Akimichi
4. Gekkou
5. Hagane
6. Hatake
7. Hyuuga
8. Inuzuka
9. Kamizuki
10. Maito
11. Mitarashi
12. Morino
13. Nara
14. Sarutobi
15. Shiranui
16. Tatami
17. Tsurugi (or Tsurugu -- seen it spelled both ways, but I THOUGHT Tsurugi was the proper spelling)
18. Umino
19. Yamanaka
20. Yamashiro
21. Yuuhi
Empty seats (some of these 'empty seats' could be filled if certain people show up or do certain things, so don't count anyone out)
1. Anraku (mentioned in earlier chapter as having given up being ninja)
2. Haruno (currently in Blossom)
3. Uchiha (All living members are missing nin)
4. Uzumaki (Naruto ineligible to vote as he is the designate being voted upon)
Obviously, it would help if you could remember which characters I got the names from. Only 'Anraku' was created. All the others came from various characters encountered in the manga (important characters (both major and supporting), dead people, characters briefly encountered during the Chuunin exam, etc.).
And, if you have any questions about a clan name which has been excluded:
P.S. -- you have until I get to chapter 72-73ish to come up with an answer.
You haven't experienced the full cofusion of modern gender relations until you've heard an angry group of women yelling, "We want tentacles!" at an all-night Hentai-fest.
-Tonbo
You can find my original fiction, facebook, twitter, and other ways to contact me on my website, FennecFoxPress.com
#234
Posted 27 July 2007 - 04:53 AM
I'm planning to have Naruto's team + Hanabi teasing him and Sakura-chan about their sex lives in a future chapter. The way I would LIKE to do it would be with dirty limericks. Now, I actually have a book that has a collection of dirty limericks (and it's a somewhat valuable one, too -- part of my late father's book collection of Beatnik literature, it's worth a few hundred dollars. The material is a bit dated, as it's from the 50s or earlier, but it works), but I was hoping for something more topical.
The problem is, I'm terrible when it comes to coming up with this sort of thing, so... if anyone can come up with any NaruSaku-themed dirty limericks for inclusion in the story, I'd be grateful, and will credit you in the authors notes.
Again, you have time for this -- Naruto and Sakura aren't due back from their honeymoon for another chapter or two, and I'm not even sure if this scene I have in mind will happen for another chapter or two after that. If I can't get a few topical dirty limericks, I'll probably try something else, but I'd like to at least try and go with my original concept, if at all possible.
Edited to add: While innuendo is fine, please keep in mind that any dirty limericks must be within the content-restrictions of both this site and FF.net. If you want to try out one that's a little dirtier than that, or at least you're unsure if it's content safe, PM it to me, please, and I'll see if I can use it.
You haven't experienced the full cofusion of modern gender relations until you've heard an angry group of women yelling, "We want tentacles!" at an all-night Hentai-fest.
-Tonbo
You can find my original fiction, facebook, twitter, and other ways to contact me on my website, FennecFoxPress.com
#235
Posted 27 July 2007 - 05:49 AM
2. Akadou
3. Akimichi
4. Gekkou
5. Hagane
6. Hatake
7. Hyuuga
8. Inuzuka
9. Kamizuki
10. Maito
11. Mitarashi
12. Morino
13. Nara
14. Sarutobi
15. Shiranui
16. Tatami
17. Tsurugi (or Tsurugu -- seen it spelled both ways, but I THOUGHT Tsurugi was the proper spelling)
18. Umino
19. Yamanaka
20. Yamashiro
21. Yuuhi
This is a rather hard list to come up with anything useful, since I doubt many people remember who some of these names were. Yet, I had a crash course refresher via various sites, and am ready to tackle this rather extensive list of people, and at the same time give my views on them, and why. You stated that you want it to be a close vote, so I'm going to try and keep it as close as possible with the list of 21 people
I apologize in advance for mix-ups in names. Heh.
1. Aburame - Yes
2. Akadou - No
3. Akimichi - No
4. Gekkou - No
5. Hagane - Yes
6. Hatake - Yes
7. Hyuuga - Split vote.
8. Inuzuka - Yes
9. Kamizuki - Yes
See spoiler #5
10. Maito - Yes
11. Mitarashi - Yes
12. Morino - No
13. Nara - No
See spoiler #3 - Almost the same reason.
14. Sarutobi - Yes
15. Shiranui - Yes
See #5
16. Tatami - No
See #4
17. Tsurugi - No
See #2
18. Umino - No
See #4
19. Yamanaka - No
20. Yamashiro - No
21. Yuuhi - Yes
Final count.. 10 Yes, 10 No, 1 Split.
Hope that's close enough for ya =P

--[krisk] ...hehe, i know it's a cute weiner isn't it--
--[krisk] you're so pretty.--
#236
Posted 27 July 2007 - 06:12 AM
And I'm a bit surprised you missed my very big hint that some of the 'empty' seats could be re-seated for the vote.
Edited to add: PEOPLE JUST CHECKING IN, DON'T MISS THE POST ABOVE. Two posts have already buried it just within minutes of it being posted, but I have a request: I need Naruto-themed limericks for Naruto's team to tease him and Sakura with after their honeymoon.
You haven't experienced the full cofusion of modern gender relations until you've heard an angry group of women yelling, "We want tentacles!" at an all-night Hentai-fest.
-Tonbo
You can find my original fiction, facebook, twitter, and other ways to contact me on my website, FennecFoxPress.com
#237
Posted 27 July 2007 - 01:52 PM
Yes
Indecisive
Definite No
Conditional No
The way I think you're planning it desaix, would be that essentially, it would come down to there being less in favour of Naruto than those being in favour of. Possibly by one vote, though I don't know how I'd fit Anraku into things.
Attempts to vote by Sakura as either representative of the Haruno or an Uzumaki might probably be turned down.
Then, against all odds, Itachi (a clone) show up and makes a mess of things by entering his vote -as, by legality (mostly because noone's bothered to get rid of the Uchiha seat yet), he is the heir of the Uchiha despite his missing ninja status.
This causes an uproar (and a panic because of the security breach) and then another vote is called for. This time, following on his son and the new precedents, Nara backs Naruto. He is then followed by the rest of his previous teammates. Slowly, everyone against Naruto starts jumping ship and suddenly Naruto has very little to no opposition.
Personally, this is the way I'd see it. Naruto is the number one most surprising ninja after all and he's changed people's minds at the last second.
As for the limericks. I'm afraid I'm not too good at those. The best I can offer would be that I can imagine Hanabi defending Naruto and Sakura, only to cheekily recite a Haiku;
A cherry blossom
dances with the breeze; writhes--
--under the fierce gale.
#238
Posted 27 July 2007 - 06:20 PM
About the limericks... you want actual honest-to-goodness-5-line limericks? While "There was a young lady from Nantucket..." is right out, what about Vespar's haiku above? Is that about the level of naughtiness you want or something stronger?
Um, Off-topic, but does anybody actually KNOW the rest of that Nantucket limerick? While we all know what comes next I've never really heard the full thing.
(For the younger readers, a "record store" was a building that you had to go to when you wanted to buy music.)
(For the younger readers, "buying music" was the way we acquired it, since we couldn't just… you know what, let's just get back to the Bowen song. Stupid kids, you ruin everything.)

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#239
Posted 27 July 2007 - 07:10 PM
About the limericks... you want actual honest-to-goodness-5-line limericks? While "There was a young lady from Nantucket..." is right out, what about Vespar's haiku above? Is that about the level of naughtiness you want or something stronger?
Um, Off-topic, but does anybody actually KNOW the rest of that Nantucket limerick? While we all know what comes next I've never really heard the full thing.
I'd prefer 'honest-to-god-5-line limericks' if possible. Haiku are okay, I suppose, but usually are a bit more... artistic than what I'm going for, here (I once read a Kimagure Orange Road lemon fanfic ("Our Road: A Continuation of that Summer and its sequel "A Funny thing Happened on the Way to the Altar," both by David A. Miller) where the girl was telling the guy sexually explicit haiku as they were, um, in the middle of the action. Very raunchy, definitely, but somehow I got the impression they'd be VERY hard to use in this sort of a teasing manner).
Vespar's haiku above was okay, I suppose, but a little naughtier and a little more humerous in tone would be, um, much more preferable. (If I'd wanted haiku, I could probably have done it myself, though -- I'm actually pretty good at coming up with Haiku when the situation warrants it).
Hagane, like Kamizuka mentioned above, is one of the two people sitting next to Kiba and Hinata in the stands during the chuunin exam, commenting. He's also made many other background appearances throughout the manga.
And again, I really feel like some people are missing some of the obvious with regards to the 'unseated' people.
Just so ya'll know, there's a scene already written for the next chapter where Ino is chatting with Iruka-sensei at the Ichiraku restaurant about the whole vote thing, so you might want to hold off on predictions until then (I'd post the scene, which involves revealing that Iruka and Ayame are dating and a few other things, but it's unfortunately on a different computer right now and I can't access it at the moment). There'll be clues given, there, about who some of the 'surprise' votes will be. Oh, but I will say, the setting (the Ichiraku) is one of those spoilers, though you'd REALLY have to put two and two together to figure it out. (Saying that should give you a clue, in and of itself).
Edited to add: Curiously, my book "101 Dirty Limericks" (compiled by Jack Kerouac of "The Road Less Travelled" fame, which is why it was in my father's beatnik collection) makes no mention of any limericks involving a girl from Nantucket. Odd, that.
You haven't experienced the full cofusion of modern gender relations until you've heard an angry group of women yelling, "We want tentacles!" at an all-night Hentai-fest.
-Tonbo
You can find my original fiction, facebook, twitter, and other ways to contact me on my website, FennecFoxPress.com
#240
Posted 27 July 2007 - 07:23 PM
Oh, but
(For the younger readers, a "record store" was a building that you had to go to when you wanted to buy music.)
(For the younger readers, "buying music" was the way we acquired it, since we couldn't just… you know what, let's just get back to the Bowen song. Stupid kids, you ruin everything.)

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