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#221 desaix

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 05:46 PM

QUOTE (Elellon @ Jul 16 2007, 11:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
desaix, you have the weirdest update times... No update for a year, then three chapters in two(?) weeks? You won't hear me complain though, I'm quite happy with your current update rates wink.gif


Well, part of the problem is when I get stopped, it takes weeks just to get ready to get going again. I had a LOT of things happening in the year I was absent, too....

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 07:21 PM

QUOTE (desaix @ Jul 16 2007, 07:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, part of the problem is when I get stopped, it takes weeks just to get ready to get going again. I had a LOT of things happening in the year I was absent, too....


Yeah, I know you had a lot to do in the past year, doesn't mean I can't find your update rate funny/weird ;=

#223 uzumakinaruko

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 07:30 PM

Another great chapter! Keep up the great work! BTW, how old are Naruto and the gang at this point in the story, I've lost track.
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#224 desaix

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 08:32 PM

QUOTE (uzumakinaruko @ Jul 16 2007, 03:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Another great chapter! Keep up the great work! BTW, how old are Naruto and the gang at this point in the story, I've lost track.


The 'Rookie 9+3' are all in their low 20s. The kids from Blossom are in their mid-teens. Hana is just under 30. Um, and I haven't bothered figuring what the older generation's ages are, since it doesn't matter for them, for story reasons.

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Posted 16 July 2007 - 08:54 PM

QUOTE (desaix @ Jul 16 2007, 04:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The 'Rookie 9+3' are all in their low 20s. The kids from Blossom are in their mid-teens. Hana is just under 30. Um, and I haven't bothered figuring what the older generation's ages are, since it doesn't matter for them, for story reasons.


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Posted 17 July 2007 - 12:15 AM

QUOTE (desaix @ Jul 15 2007, 09:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Next chapter has been posted to the library. I'll probably be uploading it onto ff.net and mediaminer at around 3:30a.m. Eastern tonight. Enjoy!


Desaix... The fact that you're updating this story so quickly is making me bubble over in an unspeakable joy at reading some rather good fanfiction... and with some actual thought process put into it.

I don't care if I have to wait another year for three more chapters... this is just too good to not wait for.

I'm gonna have to read those books you publish...

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#227 desaix

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 06:32 AM

Okay, a little teaser scene for y'all from the next chapter. I'm not sure how much longer the rest of the chapter will take, but I just love this scene.



"Ya know, a ninjer's life ish too short to not go fer it some uv th' time," Tenten slurred.

Izure, looking a little green, knew that could only mean one thing. "Am I going to die?"

"Nah," Tenten hiccuped. "Ya'll jussht puke yer guts out in th' morning." For some reason, she cackled like that was the funniest thing in the world.

"Oog," Izure burped, crying a little. He wasn't slurring his words, though he didn't seem quite aware of what he was saying. "I didn't want to die a virgin!"

Tenten looked over at him, glancing him up and down. "Hm... yer a viiirgin, you shay? Heh... what a shhame. A boy ash pretty ash youse are shhouldn't be a viiirgin."

Izure downed another glass full of sake -- his tenth one, though no-one had been counting -- and sighed. "I really liked that Aburame girl. Hot chick, looked real good naked. Too bad her fiance got so jealous that I was attacked by mosquitos every time I even looked at a girl, especially one of the ones 'belonging' to the Aburame."

"Th' Aburrrrame are jerks," Tenten spat, then swallowed a shot of sake herself. "Good to have as yer friends, but the ones whish aren't yer friends are all jerks!" She paused. "Buuut, a ninjer yer age shouldn't be a viiirgin, ya know? Ya sh'lda found a nice girrrl ta break ya in geenntly, ya know? No ninjer yer age shud be a viiirgin." She paused, squinting hard as she tried to think of something. "Hey, wait! I'ma viiirgin, too! Wah!"

Izure glanced at her briefly. "We could always fix that...."

"Nah, not with ya. Don't get me wrrrong, yer a nice boy an' all, but too young fer me, 'n I gotta couple guys in mind," Tenten said, looking up as her tears mysteriously dried immediately. "But maybe there's a better opshun for ya, out there."

"A friend of mine in Konoha said that the next best thing to being with a girl was stealing her panties," Izure said slowly. "I'm not sure that's a better option, though."

"Nah, thash not what I mean, though if ya want 'em," Tenten slurred. Reaching under her pants, she tore her panties' waistband off on either hip, then ripped them the rest of the way off. Then, she stuffed them into his hand. "Heres ya go. Now, if ya wanna opshun that actually means ya won't be a viiirgin any more, I can help ya...."

Coughing gently, a waiter stepped up to their table. "Forgive me, Tenten-san, but I'm going to have to cut you off. You've drunk more than enough -- it's only because you're one of our ninja that we've let you drink this much."

"Shuuut uuup!" Tenten growled, swinging her arm to send hundreds of kunai flying his way. Within seconds, the waiter was pinned to the wall, knives at his sleeves, leg cuffs, lapels, and a quarter inch from his crotch. Ignoring her victim, Tenten staggered to her feet. "C'mon, Ishure-chaaan. I've gotta idear fer ya."

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 07:30 AM

That was hilarious

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 01:49 AM

QUOTE (Xar @ Jul 16 2007, 08:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Desaix... The fact that you're updating this story so quickly is making me bubble over in an unspeakable joy at reading some rather good fanfiction... and with some actual thought process put into it.

I don't care if I have to wait another year for three more chapters... this is just too good to not wait for.

I'm gonna have to read those books you publish...

- Xar


Jesus, don't encourage him to take another year off. For the love of God...anything can happen in a year! Keep going Desaix, PLEASE!!

BTW, I love how Tenten just rips off her panties and just gives them to Izure! I can't wait to see both their reactions once they're sober! Laughs abound!

As for the scene with Gai and Kireme ...that would be hilarious, but I don't blame you for not wanting to write Gai scenes...he is TOO annoying! I only like Lee when he's fighting, drunk, when he explains the Chakra circulatory system to Naruto, when he stops Naruto from attacking Neji in the prelims and the scene where he talks to Tsunade in episode 107. But he's annoying when Gai is around. They bring each other to news heights of annoyance.

Keep up the great work. Looking so forward to the next chapter!

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 03:56 AM

QUOTE (desaix @ Jul 19 2007, 01:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Okay, a little teaser scene for y'all from the next chapter. I'm not sure how much longer the rest of the chapter will take, but I just love this scene.



"Ya know, a ninjer's life ish too short to not go fer it some uv th' time," Tenten slurred.

Izure, looking a little green, knew that could only mean one thing. "Am I going to die?"

"Nah," Tenten hiccuped. "Ya'll jussht puke yer guts out in th' morning." For some reason, she cackled like that was the funniest thing in the world.

"Oog," Izure burped, crying a little. He wasn't slurring his words, though he didn't seem quite aware of what he was saying. "I didn't want to die a virgin!"

Tenten looked over at him, glancing him up and down. "Hm... yer a viiirgin, you shay? Heh... what a shhame. A boy ash pretty ash youse are shhouldn't be a viiirgin."

Izure downed another glass full of sake -- his tenth one, though no-one had been counting -- and sighed. "I really liked that Aburame girl. Hot chick, looked real good naked. Too bad her fiance got so jealous that I was attacked by mosquitos every time I even looked at a girl, especially one of the ones 'belonging' to the Aburame."

"Th' Aburrrrame are jerks," Tenten spat, then swallowed a shot of sake herself. "Good to have as yer friends, but the ones whish aren't yer friends are all jerks!" She paused. "Buuut, a ninjer yer age shouldn't be a viiirgin, ya know? Ya sh'lda found a nice girrrl ta break ya in geenntly, ya know? No ninjer yer age shud be a viiirgin." She paused, squinting hard as she tried to think of something. "Hey, wait! I'ma viiirgin, too! Wah!"

Izure glanced at her briefly. "We could always fix that...."

"Nah, not with ya. Don't get me wrrrong, yer a nice boy an' all, but too young fer me, 'n I gotta couple guys in mind," Tenten said, looking up as her tears mysteriously dried immediately. "But maybe there's a better opshun for ya, out there."

"A friend of mine in Konoha said that the next best thing to being with a girl was stealing her panties," Izure said slowly. "I'm not sure that's a better option, though."

"Nah, thash not what I mean, though if ya want 'em," Tenten slurred. Reaching under her pants, she tore her panties' waistband off on either hip, then ripped them the rest of the way off. Then, she stuffed them into his hand. "Heres ya go. Now, if ya wanna opshun that actually means ya won't be a viiirgin any more, I can help ya...."

Coughing gently, a waiter stepped up to their table. "Forgive me, Tenten-san, but I'm going to have to cut you off. You've drunk more than enough -- it's only because you're one of our ninja that we've let you drink this much."

"Shuuut uuup!" Tenten growled, swinging her arm to send hundreds of kunai flying his way. Within seconds, the waiter was pinned to the wall, knives at his sleeves, leg cuffs, lapels, and a quarter inch from his crotch. Ignoring her victim, Tenten staggered to her feet. "C'mon, Ishure-chaaan. I've gotta idear fer ya."


111189.gif 111189.gif 111189.gif , that was really funny

#231 desaix

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Posted 21 July 2007 - 03:49 PM

And... the next chapters posted to the library, will be updated to ff.net and mediaminer later tonight, blah blah blah. You know the drill.

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Posted 21 July 2007 - 10:38 PM

Probably my fav chapter so far. Well written and funny all the way, but with some great plot developments.
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Posted 22 July 2007 - 06:09 AM

No point in putting spoilers on at this point, as anyone who's following this thread almost certainly knows by now that Naruto's been named a Hokage-designate, and only awaits confirmation by the council.

I'm putting together the list of who votes 'Aye' or 'Nay' on Naruto's hokage confirmation right now. I've already decided how the vote is going to end up, and what thirteen of these votes will be, but I haven't COMPLETELY decided myself yet (just that the vote will be close, there will be a few unexpected votes, and that's about it). However, just to provoke a little dialog on this thread, I figured I could have a 'guess which clan will vote what way' prediction game. The names of clans are as follows (in alphabetical order):

1. Aburame
2. Akadou
3. Akimichi
4. Gekkou
5. Hagane
6. Hatake
7. Hyuuga
8. Inuzuka
9. Kamizuki
10. Maito
11. Mitarashi
12. Morino
13. Nara
14. Sarutobi
15. Shiranui
16. Tatami
17. Tsurugi (or Tsurugu -- seen it spelled both ways, but I THOUGHT Tsurugi was the proper spelling)
18. Umino
19. Yamanaka
20. Yamashiro
21. Yuuhi

Empty seats (some of these 'empty seats' could be filled if certain people show up or do certain things, so don't count anyone out)
1. Anraku (mentioned in earlier chapter as having given up being ninja)
2. Haruno (currently in Blossom)
3. Uchiha (All living members are missing nin)
4. Uzumaki (Naruto ineligible to vote as he is the designate being voted upon)

Obviously, it would help if you could remember which characters I got the names from. Only 'Anraku' was created. All the others came from various characters encountered in the manga (important characters (both major and supporting), dead people, characters briefly encountered during the Chuunin exam, etc.).

And, if you have any questions about a clan name which has been excluded:


Yes, there are other important clans not currently represented on the council (like Matsuri's Hikigaeri clan, a name I made up to give Jiraiya a clan of his own) in Konoha. That will be a point that comes up in a later chapter, as a new clan is inducted into the council.


P.S. -- you have until I get to chapter 72-73ish to come up with an answer.

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 04:53 AM

Double-posted to bump while I make a request...

I'm planning to have Naruto's team + Hanabi teasing him and Sakura-chan about their sex lives in a future chapter. The way I would LIKE to do it would be with dirty limericks. Now, I actually have a book that has a collection of dirty limericks (and it's a somewhat valuable one, too -- part of my late father's book collection of Beatnik literature, it's worth a few hundred dollars. The material is a bit dated, as it's from the 50s or earlier, but it works), but I was hoping for something more topical.

The problem is, I'm terrible when it comes to coming up with this sort of thing, so... if anyone can come up with any NaruSaku-themed dirty limericks for inclusion in the story, I'd be grateful, and will credit you in the authors notes.

Again, you have time for this -- Naruto and Sakura aren't due back from their honeymoon for another chapter or two, and I'm not even sure if this scene I have in mind will happen for another chapter or two after that. If I can't get a few topical dirty limericks, I'll probably try something else, but I'd like to at least try and go with my original concept, if at all possible.

Edited to add: While innuendo is fine, please keep in mind that any dirty limericks must be within the content-restrictions of both this site and FF.net. If you want to try out one that's a little dirtier than that, or at least you're unsure if it's content safe, PM it to me, please, and I'll see if I can use it.

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 05:49 AM

QUOTE (desaix @ Jul 22 2007, 06:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
1. Aburame
2. Akadou
3. Akimichi
4. Gekkou
5. Hagane
6. Hatake
7. Hyuuga
8. Inuzuka
9. Kamizuki
10. Maito
11. Mitarashi
12. Morino
13. Nara
14. Sarutobi
15. Shiranui
16. Tatami
17. Tsurugi (or Tsurugu -- seen it spelled both ways, but I THOUGHT Tsurugi was the proper spelling)
18. Umino
19. Yamanaka
20. Yamashiro
21. Yuuhi


This is a rather hard list to come up with anything useful, since I doubt many people remember who some of these names were. Yet, I had a crash course refresher via various sites, and am ready to tackle this rather extensive list of people, and at the same time give my views on them, and why. You stated that you want it to be a close vote, so I'm going to try and keep it as close as possible with the list of 21 people

I apologize in advance for mix-ups in names. Heh.

1. Aburame - Yes


Due to the recent development of the Hyuuga clan war, they most likely view Naruto as a competent ninja. Also the fact remains that (if I recall correctly) the clan leader had already stated immediately that they would back Naruto up 100%.

2. Akadou - No


Akadou was in league with Orochimaru's assistant, Kabuto, in the beginning of the story during the exams. Having not really talked to Naruto, they probably still house resentment towards him and with that being said, probably still believe him to be the kyuubi. [Beginning of your story].

3. Akimichi - No


The Akimichi clan has never really talked to Naruto, other than Chouji. Yet, based on prior evidence, such as the reaction of Ino's father in the beginning of your story, I believe that the same occurrence will happen to Chouji and his family just like Ino and her's - although, on a slightly more mature level. Also considering the fact that the Akimichi's have a strong tie with the Nara clan, they may have slightly the same reaction.

4. Gekkou - No


Sadly, I don't really remember this name. However, I can make a guess that since he really didn't have that much of an impact on Naruto's life, he doesn't know Naruto, and still views him as less than human.

5. Hagane - Yes


He was there at the exams, and saw Naruto's proclamation about the future being changed/etc. That being said, his decision could go 50/50, but more in favor of Naruto.

6. Hatake - Yes

Need I say anything?

7. Hyuuga - Split vote.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's probably gonna be a twist for this clan due to the clan war, and Two (not counting Hinata) clan factions.

8. Inuzuka - Yes

Again, Hyuuga clan war most likely will play a part in this, considering that Naruto is more in favor of Kiba/Hinata then the other two factions of the Hyuugas, they will probably side with him because of Kiba. Not set in stone, but a 70% chance of a yes in my opinion.

9. Kamizuki - Yes
See spoiler #5

10. Maito - Yes

It's Gai... The passions of youth.. etc. etc. I hope he brings up their honeymoon during the vote. His passion for the flames of youth will most likely need to comment on Naruto and Sakura's "Passion". =P

11. Mitarashi - Yes

Mother of Naruto...

12. Morino - No

He was there for the exams, and saw that Naruto had left a completely blank page. This may weigh heavily in his decision that even though he had passed his examination, his skills as a ninja are not fit enough to lead. Information gathering is something necessary, and since Ibiki had not been there for the information gathering at Blossom, probably would make a judgment off the facts that he knows, rather than the recent events.

13. Nara - No
See spoiler #3 - Almost the same reason.

14. Sarutobi - Yes

4th Hokage, also the grandson and the guy that died to hidan. Bah I can't remember his name right now. Anyway, its safe to assume its a yes.

15. Shiranui - Yes
See #5

16. Tatami - No
See #4

17. Tsurugi - No
See #2

18. Umino - No
See #4

19. Yamanaka - No

Although Ino forced her father to look at Naruto in a different light, He may still house resentment. I believe it was mentioned in the story that he still disliked Naruto as a person, and so, he may vote no.

20. Yamashiro - No

I think this was the closet pervert dude. From what little I've glimpsed of him, I think he believe Naruto to be a beast/monster rather than a human... but his discrimination isn't a blatant show. Hope I got this guy right.

21. Yuuhi - Yes

Kurenai has probably heard about Naruto from Kakashi, and she probably knows him via her students, giving her a rather non-hateful view of him.

Final count.. 10 Yes, 10 No, 1 Split.

Hope that's close enough for ya =P

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#236 desaix

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 06:12 AM

Okay, Xar, to answer your questions about 'where names come from' and make a few corrections from your assumptions:


Akimichi clan is more familiar with Naruto than you remember; Moegi, after all, is Akimichi clan (in this fanfic, anyway).

Gekko is the clan name of Hayate, the Chuunin exam referee who was murdered by Baki (Gaara's jounin-sensei) of the Sand.

Kamizuka is one of the two ninja who were commenting about Naruto's ninja abilities during the 3rd stage of the Chuunin exam, sitting next to Kiba and Hinata. He has also made more appearances than just about any of the other background characters in background character-type roles.

Shiranui was Genma's clan. Genma, in the manga, was the 3rd exam proctor, and also confronted the Sound Four during their attempt to escape with Sasuke, and was one of the two jounin who were badly beaten by them. If you'll recall, Genma was a part of the Blossom expedition, but was killed on the mission to protect the Daimyo. That is probably a more significant even than the 1st stage of the Chuunin Exam, which Genma wasn't even at. (He was only at the tournament portion of the Chuunin exam)

Tatami was an examiner during the written portion of the Chuunin exam. He also was the one who brought Anko the videotape on Gaara's arrival at the 2nd stage Chuunin exam destination, looking completely unscratched. Tatami also was Shizune's partner when they went to rescue the two Jounin who had met with the Sound Four, though niether he nor Shizune entered combat -- they just picked up Raidou and Genma and carried them back to Konoha. He's a background character with a larger number of appearances than most.

I'm surprised you don't remember Umino -- that's Iruka's clan name. (You know, the 'first person' who Naruto noticed recognizing him, his Academy instructor, that guy? (I make the 'noticed' qualifier because clearly the Hokage recognized him early-on))

Yamashiro was Aoba's clan. Aoba is the one who made the mistake of talking about Uchiha Itachi being sighted without checking to see who could hear him, which lead to Sasuke following Naruto and Jiraiya as they were hunting Tsunade, which lead to him being put under Itachi's mangekyou. Aoba's made numerous other appearances as a background character and as cannon fodder. Oh, and Aoba took over as the Jounin-sensei of Genma's team in Blossom after Genma died. Aoba is still in Blossom, however.

Maito is Gai's clan, but not necessarily Gai. Gai is in Blossom, currently as the acting-Jounin-oyabun. Whether he has enough influence, still, to affect the vote or not... tongue.gif


And I'm a bit surprised you missed my very big hint that some of the 'empty' seats could be re-seated for the vote.

Edited to add: PEOPLE JUST CHECKING IN, DON'T MISS THE POST ABOVE. Two posts have already buried it just within minutes of it being posted, but I have a request: I need Naruto-themed limericks for Naruto's team to tease him and Sakura with after their honeymoon.

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 01:52 PM

My opinion on how you'll do the Hokage confirmation, desaix? Well...

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Doesn't Count

7. Hyuuga
10. Maito
20. Yamashiro

I think these clans won't count in the voting for the reasons of the inside conflict or having the inability to attend.

Yes

1. Aburame
6. Hatake
11. Mitarashi
12. Morino
18. Umino
21. Yuuhi

Basically all yes from these people for the obvious reasons.
However, on Morino, since he's basically in T&I, he'd not only have had that impression from Naruto's Chuunin exam and keeping tabs on him, but also the Hokage's own personal stamp of approval would help in his decision.
If Kurenai's the clan head, then she'll probably side with Hinata's decision on this.

Indecisive

4. Gekkou
5. Hagane
14. Sarutobi

I'm mainly undecided on these groups for one reason or another. If Konohamaru is the new scion of the Sarutobi then his is a definite yes, otherwise if it was Asuma, that might still be a yes too.

Definite No

2. Akadou
17. Tsurugi

If keeping with the manga and keeping these clans as antagonists, then they are definitely against it.

Conditional No

3. Akimichi
8. Inuzuka
9. Kamizuki
13. Nara
15. Shiranui
16. Tatami
19. Yamanaka
These are conditional no's for one reason or another.


The way I think you're planning it desaix, would be that essentially, it would come down to there being less in favour of Naruto than those being in favour of. Possibly by one vote, though I don't know how I'd fit Anraku into things.
Attempts to vote by Sakura as either representative of the Haruno or an Uzumaki might probably be turned down.
Then, against all odds, Itachi (a clone) show up and makes a mess of things by entering his vote -as, by legality (mostly because noone's bothered to get rid of the Uchiha seat yet), he is the heir of the Uchiha despite his missing ninja status.
This causes an uproar (and a panic because of the security breach) and then another vote is called for. This time, following on his son and the new precedents, Nara backs Naruto. He is then followed by the rest of his previous teammates. Slowly, everyone against Naruto starts jumping ship and suddenly Naruto has very little to no opposition.

Personally, this is the way I'd see it. Naruto is the number one most surprising ninja after all and he's changed people's minds at the last second. tongue.gif


As for the limericks. I'm afraid I'm not too good at those. The best I can offer would be that I can imagine Hanabi defending Naruto and Sakura, only to cheekily recite a Haiku;

A cherry blossom
dances with the breeze; writhes--
--under the fierce gale.


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Posted 27 July 2007 - 06:20 PM

For the most part I have to agree with Vespar's vote assessment although

I'd move Sarutobi and Inuzuka to yes. I know nothing really about Hagane so arbitrarily move them to no to balance things out a bit.

About the limericks... you want actual honest-to-goodness-5-line limericks? While "There was a young lady from Nantucket..." is right out, what about Vespar's haiku above? Is that about the level of naughtiness you want or something stronger?

Um, Off-topic, but does anybody actually KNOW the rest of that Nantucket limerick? While we all know what comes next I've never really heard the full thing.
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 07:10 PM

QUOTE (Jwolf0 @ Jul 27 2007, 02:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
For the most part I have to agree with Vespar's vote assessment although

I'd move Sarutobi and Inuzuka to yes. I know nothing really about Hagane so arbitrarily move them to no to balance things out a bit.

About the limericks... you want actual honest-to-goodness-5-line limericks? While "There was a young lady from Nantucket..." is right out, what about Vespar's haiku above? Is that about the level of naughtiness you want or something stronger?

Um, Off-topic, but does anybody actually KNOW the rest of that Nantucket limerick? While we all know what comes next I've never really heard the full thing.


I'd prefer 'honest-to-god-5-line limericks' if possible. Haiku are okay, I suppose, but usually are a bit more... artistic than what I'm going for, here (I once read a Kimagure Orange Road lemon fanfic ("Our Road: A Continuation of that Summer and its sequel "A Funny thing Happened on the Way to the Altar," both by David A. Miller) where the girl was telling the guy sexually explicit haiku as they were, um, in the middle of the action. Very raunchy, definitely, but somehow I got the impression they'd be VERY hard to use in this sort of a teasing manner).

Vespar's haiku above was okay, I suppose, but a little naughtier and a little more humerous in tone would be, um, much more preferable. (If I'd wanted haiku, I could probably have done it myself, though -- I'm actually pretty good at coming up with Haiku when the situation warrants it).

Hagane, like Kamizuka mentioned above, is one of the two people sitting next to Kiba and Hinata in the stands during the chuunin exam, commenting. He's also made many other background appearances throughout the manga.

And again, I really feel like some people are missing some of the obvious with regards to the 'unseated' people.

Just so ya'll know, there's a scene already written for the next chapter where Ino is chatting with Iruka-sensei at the Ichiraku restaurant about the whole vote thing, so you might want to hold off on predictions until then (I'd post the scene, which involves revealing that Iruka and Ayame are dating and a few other things, but it's unfortunately on a different computer right now and I can't access it at the moment). There'll be clues given, there, about who some of the 'surprise' votes will be. Oh, but I will say, the setting (the Ichiraku) is one of those spoilers, though you'd REALLY have to put two and two together to figure it out. (Saying that should give you a clue, in and of itself).

Edited to add: Curiously, my book "101 Dirty Limericks" (compiled by Jack Kerouac of "The Road Less Travelled" fame, which is why it was in my father's beatnik collection) makes no mention of any limericks involving a girl from Nantucket. Odd, that.

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 07:23 PM

I guess I haven't drank enough coffee yet - Ichiraku's isn't flipping any light bulbs for me. :/

Oh, but

After mentioning the unseated clans, is this where Yondy finally shows up? It seems like a suitably dramatic moment.... "I vote in favor of... my son." :o
Probably not, but it would be suitably fun times.

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