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[Atheck]

Pierrot sticking its filthy hands into the review process is troubling me very much. I do not want this horrible travesty of a film to receive an overall positive reception. 

 

Is this really going to decide how The Last is interpreted? 

[Luna]

Sakura is a genuine woman, by that I mean there is no place in her story for logic. There can only be emotion, the pure emotion of womanhood is self evident within her. But emotion is not enough because with pure emotion there can be resentment, anger and hate. This is a flaw in humans. Sakura has loyalty I admire her loyalty, Sakura is fiercely loyal, she reminds me of a dog I had when I was young.
I imagine her relationship with Sasuke will be like me and the dog. Sakura she eh, she doesn’t speak but she understands. She understands Saske’s needs, The needs of a heterosexual who cannot possibly be asexual because we need children to extend the series
Since I didn’t really want to develop Sakura anymore Naruto needed a girlfriend. So Hinata had to become the heroine, Naruto is the main character he needs a suitable partner. Sakura loved Sasuke far too long for her to be suitable.
”
—   Masashi “The Decider” Kishimoto on Sakura  *snippets taken from SJ magazine

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MURDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Liu bie]

Today everybody feels Rikudo.

[LadyGT]

   
Sakura is a genuine woman, by that I mean there is no place in her story for logic. There can only be emotion, the pure emotion of womanhood is self evident within her. But emotion is not enough because with pure emotion there can be resentment, anger and hate. This is a flaw in humans. Sakura has loyalty I admire her loyalty, Sakura is fiercely loyal, she reminds me of a dog I had when I was young.
I imagine her relationship with Sasuke will be like me and the dog. Sakura she eh, she doesnt speak but she understands. She understands Saskes needs, The needs of a heterosexual who cannot possibly be asexual because we need children to extend the series
Since I didnt really want to develop Sakura anymore Naruto needed a girlfriend. So Hinata had to become the heroine, Naruto is the main character he needs a suitable partner. Sakura loved Sasuke far too long for her to be suitable.
   Masashi The Decider Kishimoto on Sakura  *snippets taken from SJ magazine

It's silly that for a moment I thought it was real.

[Shourai]

She'll start flying in Boruto: The Movie

 

She'll spread her beautiful, graceful wings to fly herself and Naruto up towards the starry sky for a kiss, with feathers floating down around them.

[DeathGodMack]

Sp likes to change cannon

[FireFox]

Kishimoto :  At first I meant for Naruto to be the villain  and Sasuke the hero  but then I forgot which one is which  then my memory suddenly come back so I corrected that kitten in the end  [ laughs hahahah ]  Also  the Ramen Guy was supposed to be Tobi but that slipped my mind to   [ laughs hahahah ] .

Edited by NarutoFireFoxUzumaki, 08 December 2014 - 03:33 AM.

[Michi]

   
Sakura is a genuine woman, by that I mean there is no place in her story for logic. There can only be emotion, the pure emotion of womanhood is self evident within her. But emotion is not enough because with pure emotion there can be resentment, anger and hate. This is a flaw in humans. Sakura has loyalty I admire her loyalty, Sakura is fiercely loyal, she reminds me of a dog I had when I was young.
I imagine her relationship with Sasuke will be like me and the dog. Sakura she eh, she doesnt speak but she understands. She understands Saskes needs, The needs of a heterosexual who cannot possibly be asexual because we need children to extend the series
Since I didnt really want to develop Sakura anymore Naruto needed a girlfriend. So Hinata had to become the heroine, Naruto is the main character he needs a suitable partner. Sakura loved Sasuke far too long for her to be suitable.
   Masashi The Decider Kishimoto on Sakura  *snippets taken from SJ magazine

...I just laughed for 3 minutes after reading this.

BRB, let me try to recover.

[Swagkura]

Wondering if she has two Byakugan's on her boobs too. No wonder they're praised so much.  

Those boobs are gonna take over the world

She'll spread her beautiful, graceful wings to fly herself and Naruto up towards the starry sky for a kiss, with feathers floating down around them.

Hinata might as well go Super Saiyan 20 while were at it

[trang95]

It's silly that for a moment I thought it was real.

Since we're all being sarcastic, let me post all of them in here. They are just awesome. ALL ARE FAKE (written by one of our members):

Fake but hilarious Kishi interviews

 

“

Naruto, well his entire universe resolves around Sasuke. So everything he did was a reaction to Sasuke. Which is why he liked Sakura who was like a sister to him even though he liked her, and I briefly considered them as a couple. Yes Naruto only liked her because he was rivals with Sasuke. Even though he related to Sasuke for 90% of the story.

Naruto was not to difficult for me to write because I could just make him stupider so his actions could make sense. If Naruto did something that didn’t make sense I would just make him so dumb that he could do anything. Hahaha my brother said to me one time how can Naruto lead a village if he doesn’t know the difference between romantic love and love of food. I just laugh because i already made my money and I did not care no more.

I would like to say finally to the readers. Thank you for reading Naruto and making me a success. Please trust me again and watch the movie and read the mini-series.

”

—  Masashi “The Decider” Kishimoto on Naruto  *snippets taken from SJ magazine*

 

 

“People seem to like Hinata, she’s popular, she’s loyal like Sakura which makes her a good woman. I think she is popular because she has long hair and big breasts which is a popular style in manga. I wanted to make her the heroine sooner but I never found a role for her. She wasn’t really important until I realized she needed to be important because the series was almost over. Unfortunately I am terrible at making women important so I just eh, I just leave it up to reader’s imagination how important she is.”

—  Masashi “The Decider” Kishimoto on Hinata  *snippets taken from SJ magazine*

 

 

“

Sakura is a genuine woman, by that I mean there is no place in her story for logic. There can only be emotion, the pure emotion of womanhood is self evident within her. But emotion is not enough because with pure emotion there can be resentment, anger and hate. This is a flaw in humans. Sakura has loyalty I admire her loyalty, Sakura is fiercely loyal, she reminds me of a dog I had when I was young.

I imagine her relationship with Sasuke will be like me and the dog. Sakura she eh, she doesn’t speak but she understands. She understands Saske’s needs, The needs of a heterosexual who cannot possibly be asexual because we need children to extend the series

Since I didn’t really want to develop Sakura anymore Naruto needed a girlfriend. So Hinata had to become the heroine, Naruto is the main character he needs a suitable partner. Sakura loved Sasuke far too long for her to be suitable.

”

—  Masashi “The Decider” Kishimoto on Sakura  *snippets taken from SJ magazine*

 

 

“Well you must understand the trouble in Sasuke’s heart. His intentions were so pure he deluded himself into never ever thinking about Sakura romantically. This is the extent of Sasuke’s powerful sacrificial love he fooled himself and the readers. Naruto cleared Sasuke’s mind in the fight, when he battled Naruto Sasuke came to understand that he can love, and that he did love the person he treated very badly. Some people ask me if Sasuke was the homosexual would he love Naruto. I say no I think he would love Danzo because Sasuke’s purity makes him blur the lines between what you call love and hate,”

—  Masashi “The Decider” Kishimoto on Sasuke *snippets taken from SJ magazine*

 

 

“All SasuSaku’s scene in The Last were so passionate they had to be edited out of the The Last. It’s a movie for children you understand, children would not be able to handle the eroticism. It is preferable that it remain non-existent rather than trouble the parents”

—  Masashi “The Decider” Kishimoto  *snippets taken from SJ magazine*

[Gaara's hair]

Wondering if she has two Byakugan's on her boobs too. No wonder they're praised so much.

 

LMAO. This is turning out like a really bad break up!

Ugh, ewww, disgusting, asco 

[Gaara's hair]

Since we're all being sarcastic, let me post all of them in here. They are just awesome. ALL ARE FAKE (written by one of our members):

Fake but hilarious Kishi interviews

 

 

 

 

? Did I miss the sarcastic party? 

[Popuri]

 

 

 

Sakura is a genuine woman, by that I mean there is no place in her story for logic. There can only be emotion, the pure emotion of womanhood is self evident within her. But emotion is not enough because with pure emotion there can be resentment, anger and hate. This is a flaw in humans. Sakura has loyalty I admire her loyalty, Sakura is fiercely loyal, she reminds me of a dog I had when I was young.

I imagine her relationship with Sasuke will be like me and the dog. Sakura she eh, she doesn’t speak but she understands. She understands Saske’s needs, The needs of a heterosexual who cannot possibly be asexual because we need children to extend the series

Since I didn’t really want to develop Sakura anymore Naruto needed a girlfriend. So Hinata had to become the heroine, Naruto is the main character he needs a suitable partner. Sakura loved Sasuke far too long for her to be suitable.

”

—   Masashi “The Decider” Kishimoto on Sakura  *snippets taken from SJ magazine

 

This is horrible! Kishi implicitely Sakura actually is suitable to Naruto since she is a heroine! And Sasuke can ends up with Karin!

Oh you Kishi! Your mistake is not developing Hinata's character well   

[trang95]

? Did I miss the sarcastic party? 

We're still trying to make up Kishi interviews. Turns out there might be a chance he'll say it in the future.

[trang95]

This is horrible! Kishi implicitely Sakura actually is suitable to Naruto since she is a heroine! And Sasuke can ends up with Karin!

Oh you Kishi! Your mistake is not developing Hinata's character well   

It's not real! It's written by one of our members as a joke!

[FireFox]

 

 

 

Sakura is a genuine woman, by that I mean there is no place in her story for logic. There can only be emotion, the pure emotion of womanhood is self evident within her. But emotion is not enough because with pure emotion there can be resentment, anger and hate. This is a flaw in humans. Sakura has loyalty I admire her loyalty, Sakura is fiercely loyal, she reminds me of a dog I had when I was young.

I imagine her relationship with Sasuke will be like me and the dog. Sakura she eh, she doesn’t speak but she understands. She understands Saske’s needs, The needs of a heterosexual who cannot possibly be asexual because we need children to extend the series

Since I didn’t really want to develop Sakura anymore Naruto needed a girlfriend. So Hinata had to become the heroine, Naruto is the main character he needs a suitable partner. Sakura loved Sasuke far too long for her to be suitable.

”

—   Masashi “The Decider” Kishimoto on Sakura  *snippets taken from SJ magazine

 

 

Cracks me every time  by how realistic its sounds now despite being fake  this is gold     

 

Hinata destroying planets with a power level over 9000 and her byakuboobs       

 

Can we mark down every time he laughs. lol I can image how he laughs when says this kitten, damn

Here you go    

Edited by NarutoFireFoxUzumaki, 08 December 2014 - 03:44 AM.

[Michi]

Since we're all being sarcastic, let me post all of them in here. They are just awesome. ALL ARE FAKE (written by one of our members):

Fake but hilarious Kishi interviews

 
 
 
 

OMG

I'm like legit crying right now

Never knew making up interviews could be so fun!

[RedFaction]

I can't believe how low Kishimoto has gone in the past month. I remember before the release of the final chapters most people here had such a high opinion of him, but now he's like the most hated guy on the planet lol.

[Michi]

 

 

I almost threw my kittening phone to the wall.