The NaruSaku Rant Thread

Started by alphabet, Sep 22 2004 11:32 PM

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Posted 12 October 2004 - 11:37 PM

QUOTE (Arashi @ Oct 12 2004, 11:32 PM)

If you think that defines cool.... then imagine how cool.... YONDAIME is... sorry I mean how cool he WAS.
Geez, he's so cool nobody knows his name and and it doesn't matter because he's just that badass. Especially his sense of style. You know Naruto's gonna bust out the flame edged cloak when he's older. Sakura won't be able to resist then.... it's futile. B)
Kishimoto if your reading this, don't bother wasting your time explaining how the Uchiha's angst came to be. Pull out the big guns already and just get to Naruto's background story.
Yondaime + Gamabunta w/ baby Naruto hidden in his pipe Vs. Kyuubi? = Hardcore fight.
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Man I could just see that now

Yondaime: Oh no I must beat the Kyuubi but I'm running out of options. I must hurry and pull a spactacular move out of my arse to win this thing now! ::pulls out Naruto from behind his back:: Well this will do!

Kyuubi: OH NO HE'S DISCOVERED MY WEAKNESS!

Yondaime: Now I shall seal you within this newborn who happens to be my son! Fear Kyuubi for you will have to endure the most painful tortures imaginable when little Naruto get's indigestion and as we all know in THIS world there is NO Peptol Bismol around to save you!

Kyuubi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ::get's sealed in Naruto::

#202 Soritia

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Posted 12 October 2004 - 11:40 PM

lmao

Yondaime: In your face, biatch!
*dies*

#203 hokuten

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Posted 13 October 2004 - 08:53 PM

QUOTE (Aethos @ Oct 12 2004, 03:55 PM)

Heh and I thought Smiter was the most sane person here.

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I think we ALL know who the Sane one is here ...

*waits for response, but only the sound of crickets is heard*

... well, maybe not me ... but :rolleyes:

QUOTE (Aethos @ Oct 12 2004, 04:37 PM)

OMG WE WUR RIGHT N U WUR WRONG OMGLOLWTFBBQ!!1!11!111oneoneone

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ROFFLECOPTERCRANKBOT!!1!!11one!1eleven Where have I seen that line before!

All this talk about SasuHina is making my brain itch! Me thinks of another fic to start up, or perhaps another idea stirs in my mind!

"Shiny. Let's go be bad guys."

#204 Smiter

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Posted 13 October 2004 - 08:55 PM

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ROFFLECOPTERCRANKBOT!!1!!11one!1eleven

*wets himself laughing* XD XD

I LOVE that line!

Sanity is overrated, you know.

#205 hokuten

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Posted 13 October 2004 - 09:02 PM

I know right! Who in their right mind would want to be Sane? I mean, you'd HAVE to insane to even be debating about this!

So i extend my welcome all who wish to attend with me at MAD MAD HOUSE! The wonderful wonderful place, where everything is not only a problem, but is also a solution to anothe problem that makes absolutely no sense what-so-ever!!! And if that made any sense ... well ... BLAH!!!!

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Okay aside from that,

I always saw Iruka as an older brother/guardian of naruto, instead of that "fatherly figure", he said in chapter 232-233? And I see Jiraiya, as that grandfather/fatherly figure instead. Maybe a perverted old man, but nonetheless an older guardian.

"Shiny. Let's go be bad guys."

#206 Blayze

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Posted 13 October 2004 - 09:05 PM

Pfft. Sanity is just another restriction I have to get rid of.

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Posted 13 October 2004 - 09:10 PM

QUOTE (Blayze @ Oct 13 2004, 04:05 PM)

Pfft. Sanity is just another restriction I have to get rid of.

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I'm already an insomniac, so I might as well.....

AWAY WITH THE SANITY!

#208 Soritia

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Posted 13 October 2004 - 09:41 PM

meh, sanity is an excuse.

btw Yoko, I luvs your sig!!! *pokes Itachi* It's soooo cuuuuuute!

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Posted 13 October 2004 - 10:33 PM

I think it looks like Itachi and Kisame are washing themselves.

Thought that ought to be pointed out.

Hur hur.

#210 Blayze

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Posted 13 October 2004 - 10:38 PM

Kisame: Clean, clean, I love to clean...

Itachi: Kisame... shut up.

Kisame: MUST GET CLEAN!

Itachi: Urge... to slaughter... rising...

#211 Yoko

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Posted 13 October 2004 - 10:45 PM

O____O ROTFLMAO! that's great!

#212 Soritia

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Posted 13 October 2004 - 10:48 PM

lmao! *wants to hug them*

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Posted 14 October 2004 - 02:55 AM

Hey, I love Kisame. I don't know WHY, exactly, but I love Kisame. Kisame is like my god. Kisame is a sexy beast.

Seriously though, he and venus fly trap man climbed my favourite characters list in like THREE SECONDS.

NOT EVEN THREE SECONDS. THREE NANOSECONDS!!!

As evidenced by my dumb prose, I've always viewed 'Ruka as a father figure to Naruto because Sasuke fills the brother bit and Naruto hasn't known Jiraiya for THAT LONG. BUT STILL PRETTY LONG!!!

(?)

Kisame rocks my socks.

Like I said in akatsuki_club @ L/J, I am so insanely jealous of Itachi because he has Mangekyou Sharingan (I COULD DO MY HOMEWORK ANY FRIGGIN' TIME I WANTED TO!!!) AND Kisame.

And he's got prettier hair than I do.

ITACHI, I AM SO INSANELY JEALOUS OF YOU.

DAMN YOU ITACHI! DAMN YOU!!!

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#214 Smiter

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Posted 15 October 2004 - 05:05 AM

The NaruHinas are already saying Hinata will spend all her time at Naruto's bedside and Sakura will just visit once and blame him, then he'll "wake up and see the true beauty and grace of Hinata".

*tries to hold it in... tries hard...*

...ppppprrfftttf...

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAA!!

*cries with laughter*

My dear deluded NaruHinas... if that was the case, then it would be "Hinata visits Naruto" or at least "An unexpected visitor for Naruto!" Or even "Clash! Sakura and Hinata fight over Naruto!"

I haven't bothered to reply to them since I'm quietly confident that 236 will kick them in the nuts (so to speak). The manga speaks louder than I ever could.

Of course, if Kishi does a horrible twist, I'll kick HIM in the nuts.

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Posted 15 October 2004 - 05:26 AM

Heh they got a "Does Sakura deserve Naruto thread" up where they're basically bashing Sakura and claiming that N***H*** = life itself.

Heh please you don't see me going around bashing Hinata and you don't know how much I would LOVE to do that.

Especially since it would serve them right... if you know there was a Anti-Hyuuga Hinata FC or something of which I'd probably be the only message but still I'D BE SPREADING THE WORD!

I'm not going to post anything though since it seems like I would only waste brain cells just to argue with people like that. Still you gotta love what they say this:

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in your opinon do you think sakura deserves naruto? i think hinata is more deserving of naruto because. naruto was willing to go all the way with sakura and all she can say is "sasuke sasuke!!!" and hinata she sees naruto as he really is from the beggining and actually has a "crush" on him sorry if someone has already made a post about this. just my opinion though.

I thought I already explained that Hinata NEVER had a crush on Naruto to begin with. I don't get where they see a crush just because she blushes and just because she's shy. I mean she's friggin like that towards everyone.

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Posted 15 October 2004 - 05:34 AM

Yeah, they're just bashing Sakura because they're insecure.

Psychological reaction to make themselves feel better.

Because they know that 236 could blow NaruHina away. Just like SasuSaku was mostly blasted away by 181.

"The weakest often bark the loudest" ~ Hatake Kakashi, Jounin-sensei of Team 7.

If Sakura were to react as we hoped, then SasuSaku would be totally gone and NaruHina and the anti-Sakuras would take a pretty big hit.

As I've said a lot of times, I'm not expecting a declaration of love (it would be awesome, but too fast maybe), but I am expecting Sakura will show Naruto she cares about him - and thank him for all he's done. That's what the story development is pointing at.

So, I'll just wait for 236 to wipe the grins off of the faces of the NaruHinas.

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Posted 15 October 2004 - 05:38 AM

Dude, what the hell? Hinata's crush on Naruto is not "OMG TWOO LURVE". Just because she doesn't sing and scream it from the rooftops does not make N***H*** any better than S***S***.

Honestly.

Losers.

Besides, if Hinata totally ignores Kiba to coo over Naruto then I am going to be pissed. Really, really pissed.

much love,
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Posted 15 October 2004 - 05:55 AM

Plus the fact that you can't even claim now that Hinata blushes and is shy only for Naruto because heck SHE'S LIKE THAT FOR EVERYONE!

I swear this constant Sakura bashing get's on my nerves and I don't even know where they ge most of the crap they use to bash her.

Plus it pisses me off royal I mean as I said you don't see me going around and bashing Hinata every chance I get even though I'd love too and it'd feel SOOOOOOOOOO good.

I'm not expecting a declaration of love either but heck if I think that Hinata's going to spend every waking moment with Naruto. I mean geeze that'd never happen. If anything she'll be with Neji and Kiba more.

Heck Hinata never even visited Naruto any of the other times he was in the hospital anyways if I recall.

#219 Smiter

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Posted 15 October 2004 - 06:02 AM

I know, Jing and Aethos!

Hinata hasn't even visited Naruto in hospital before - that is correct. There was a chance for her when he exhausted his chakra summoning Gamabunta. If Kishi had wanted to hint at romance between her and Naruto, he would have had her make a cameo.

But nope.

I know Sakura didn't visit either, but remember she was still in her "Sasuke-kun" phase, worrying about the angster's disappearance. This was before Naruto broke out the Nine Tails to own Neji and stop Gaara, saving her life.

I really would like to see Hinata visit Kiba after Naruto and Sakura have talked and gotten closer - just to rub it into the NaruHinas.

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Posted 15 October 2004 - 06:05 AM

Yeah but she visited Lee too but I think that was more to thank him for saving her. Heck if anything she probably had thanked everyone but Lee in the forest of death so she thought she should get around to it.

Still yeah no one's ever even visited Naruto. Except maybe Shikamaru during that time when Gaara tried to kill Lee but that was probably the only time.