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#20601 Michi

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:33 AM

Ppl in 2ch now accusing of Naruto flirting with her because he wanted to sleep with her. Oh god. When the hell will this stop. Does Kishi hate Naruto or something?


FUUUUUUU-

KISHI.YOU YOU YOU YOUUUUUU- MOTHER OF FUUUUUU-


FUUCK YOU.

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:33 AM

Naruto just wanted to kitten her :zaru:

 

You know something? Why not? Sakura is infinitely more attractive than Hinata, not just in terms of courage and spunkiness, but physically as well. Maybe he prefers pear shaped women to the overly large glands that Hinata had drawn on her chest as an oppai caricature. 

 

 

Ask the guy on my sig. This makes zero sense to me whatsoever.

 

Your sig is one of the most amusing concepts on the forum right now. It's also very sad because it does actually reflect the nonsensicalness of Kishi's logic these last few weeks. 



#20603 Shourai

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:34 AM

...OH the BS scene where she's slaved away saving his life and all he can do is "Hinata, Hinata, Hinata." :zaru: I see. 

 

Right? That still pisses me off.  :hm:



#20604 Michi

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:35 AM

Is this real life? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


Nah gurl. We're stuck in IT.

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#20605 applesauceful

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:36 AM

Gosh this is entertaining. On the bus to Sydney and this is helping to pass the time :)

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:36 AM

I'm so thankful for the existence of this thread. W/out it, I would believe that we have really lost. But now I know that Kishi was on crack when he wrote the last two chapters and allowed a movie like this to be screened that might now become the worst rated movie of the entire franchise.


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#20607 applesauceful

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:36 AM

Nah gurl. We're stuck in IT.


Really seems like it :)

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:37 AM

Since I can't find the screenshot I'll just post what Kishi said. Hopefully the screenshot will come out later. This is the translation of what Kishi said according to the movie pamphlet according to 2ch.
Wow. He's non-stop party :lmao:
I thought he said Sakura only loves Sasuke :lmao:
662 :見ろ!名無しがゴミのようだ!:2014/12/07(日) 13:09:45.03 ID:QnIcVQuE
>>651
>699話以降もサクラはナルトのこと恋愛対象として見てたとか。。
これマジ?何のインタだろ
Sakura looked at Naruto as a romantic interest even after chapter 699...
Is this real? Which interview?
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まマジらしいよ
映画のパンフにのってるらしい
「サクラとナルトがお互いに恋愛対象じゃないと気づく、決別するシーン」
It seems to be true.
It seems to be written in the movie pamphlet.
"The scene of separation, where Sakura and Naruto both realize that they are not romantically interested in each other"


You can't pay for entertainment like this.

#20609 Tsuki Hoshino

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:37 AM

 

Right? That still pisses me off.  :hm:

LOL unbelievable. 

Why is is surprising? Nardo the douche doesn't care about Sakura, he cared about winning her from Sasuke :zaru:
Meanwhile Sakura's trying to set up the man she had feelings for prior to this scene with another woman....

PFFT. She probably went; "JFC...all you are thinking about is Hinata and I nearly died? Well kitten you too, two selfish people deserve one another."


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#20610 Michi

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:38 AM

I'm waiting for the interview where he states aliens abducted him and forced him to write this kitten.


Yeah. & that ET threatened him with his glowing finger that if he didn't end with NH or SS he would chop his head off. & thus... The kiss scene with the moon behind them was born.

Because.. ET.

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#20611 Tsuki Hoshino

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:40 AM

Yeah. & that ET threatened him with his glowing finger that if he didn't end with NH or SS he would chop his head off. & thus... The kiss scene with the moon behind them was born.

Because.. ET.

No, it was clearly Sailor Moon because ET lacks teh shoujo sparklies :zaru: 


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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:40 AM

Ppl in 2ch now accusing of Naruto wanting to be with her because he wanted to sleep with her. Oh god. When the hell will this stop. Does Kishi hate Naruto or something?

But that's all that "is left", right?

Because he asked her on dates. Comic relief!

He voiced his love for her. Due to his rivality with Sasuke!

He didn't let himself to faint until Sakura was safe. Uhhh, uhhh..., b-because he's...uhhh, kind? Also the hero? Yeah, he is the hero, right!?

He peeked on her at public bathrooms. (or wanted) Oh!, uhhh...well, I...uhh

 

 

You know something? Why not? Sakura is infinitely more attractive than Hinata, not just in terms of courage and spunkiness, but physically as well. Maybe he prefers pear shaped women to the overly large glands that Hinata had drawn on her chest as an oppai caricature. 

So, now, Naruto is a horny teenager :zaru:

But I won't blame him. Sakura is definitely more attractive than Hinata. I don't like big boobs :v Sakura's body type is better for me. And maybe her personality turned him on? Hehehe.


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#20613 Michi

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:40 AM

No, it was clearly Sailor Moon because ET lacks teh shoujo sparklies :zaru: 


But hinata looks like an alien.......

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:41 AM

It's the scene in the movie where they both talk AFTER chapter 699

... I think that I have read from someone who has watched the movie that Sakura seemed to have a rather painful expression when she told Naruto the whole thing about not loving her.


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#20615 Tsuki Hoshino

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:41 AM

But hinata looks like an alien.......

Sailor Moon IS an alien :zaru: 


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#20616 Shourai

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:42 AM

LOL unbelievable. 

Why is is surprising? Nardo the douche doesn't care about Sakura, he cared about winning her from Sasuke :zaru:
Meanwhile Sakura's trying to set up the man she had feelings for prior to this scene with another woman....

PFFT. She probably went; "JFC...all you are thinking about is Hinata and I nearly died? Well kitten you too, two selfish people deserve one another."

 

I wouldn't be surprised if it was. It would be enough for anyone to get over the feelings they had for someone, to be honest. 



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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:43 AM

But hinata looks like an alien.......

... who created two hybrid aliens with Naruto. :sick:


Edited by trang95, 07 December 2014 - 08:44 AM.

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“The country? The skies? You can have them! I'm busy enough protecting what's in front of me. I don't know how many times I failed to protect what I wanted. I have nothing left, so at least if something has fallen at my feet, I'll pick it up."
- Sakata Gintoki, Gintama

 


#20618 ramenanmitsu

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:44 AM

But that's all that "is left", right?
Because he asked her on dates. Comic relief!
He voiced his love for her. Due to his rivality with Sasuke!
He didn't let himself to faint until Sakura was safe. Uhhh, uhhh..., b-because he's...uhhh, kind? Also the hero? Yeah, he is the hero, right!?
He peeked on her at public bathrooms. (or wanted) Oh!, uhhh...well, I...uhh
 

So, now, Naruto is a horny teenager :zaru:
But I won't blame him. Sakura is definitely more attractive than Hinata. I don't like big boobs :v Sakura's body type is better for me. And maybe her personality turned him on? Hehehe.

Well who could blame him? Any men would go for Sakura. She's gotten the interest of Rock Lee, Sasuke, and the Love Letter Ninja. That would be an appealing conquest. :zaru:

Too bad Hinata got kidnapped before he had a chance to sleep with her :zaru:

Edited by ramenanmitsu, 07 December 2014 - 08:45 AM.

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#20619 Shourai

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:45 AM

Sailor Moon IS an alien :zaru:

 

So what you're saying is that Hinata is related to Sailor Moon.

 

...It all makes sense now.  :argh:



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Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:45 AM

 

Well who could blame him? Any men would go for Sakura. She's gotten the interest of Rock Lee, Sasuke, and the Love Letter Ninja. That would be an appealing conquest.  :zaru:

 

 

 

Sasuke? since when?

 

 

 

oh....offpanel.


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