I'm always saying that Doug should look into Naruto and do a review on it, including The Last and Gaiden when it's done and whatnot. Knowing him, he probably wouldn't be able to get through just the canon manga before dropping it.
This would be his reaction to Hinata scar scene after her sister got kidnapped.
NC:So,Hinata your sister is kidnapped. And she's about to have her eyes Gouched out. What is your plan?
Hinata: I am knitting a scarf for Naruto-ku.

NC:You know what? Why? Why are you damn popular? Why do fans prefer you over Sakura? A selfless girl who would risk her life for Naruto more than you ever did. Why do you have your own s**ty movie while she didn't get jacks*it. I'll tell you why... because of the horny fanboys who care about big boobs than strong personality. Another rant for you fanboys. I don't care if you shove a granade on my ass, you deserve this. You're goddess is more Bella Swan than she is, Katara. While I admit Sakura is not a perfect character, at least she tried more times than one. I mean killed a Goddess for God's sake and what did Hinata do? Trip over a scarf. That's why I am putting her number one on dumbass in distress.
True Naruto fans stands up and claps.