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[krisk]

Officer Blond's eyebrow raised as he listened to the story flowing from the hot chick's mouth, writing down notes, and nodding his head until she began slipping what looked like speeding tickets up his chest.

He pinned the young lady with his sky-blue eyes, and asked in a low voice, "are you trying to uh...bribe me, my dear young lady?"

Blond and blue eye'd I could work with.

It was easy, he had the face and the tone and really uniforms DID it--

but I kinda was like ehhh because I never actually did bring up any conditions and woah did this guy steal bases. I feigned innocence with a small gasp and a hand to my mouth and all that moe-cutesy wutesy stuff and I rocked back and forth on my heels. "Depends..." I murmured before sliding the pen out of his hand and starting to write 'details' (not necessarily mine) on his notepad, 5-2-9.... "is this a stack of speeding tickets or a stack of receipts?"

[Sakura Blossoms]

Blond and blue eye'd I could work with.

It was easy, he had the face and the tone and really uniforms DID it--

but I kinda was like ehhh because I never actually did bring up any conditions and woah did this guy steal bases. I feigned innocence with a small gasp and a hand to my mouth and all that moe-cutesy wutesy stuff and I rocked back and forth on my heels. "Depends..." I murmured before sliding the pen out of his hand and starting to write 'details' (not necessarily mine) on his notepad, 5-2-9.... "is this a stack of speeding tickets or a stack of receipts?"

Officer Blond's grin widened, as the young lady leaned even closer to him, and began writing her 'digits' on his pad.

"Well little lady, going by what you're saying and doing, I would have to say that you are trying to bribe me. What a naughty naughty girl you are. And you know what I have to do with naughty girls, don't you?" Officer Blond went to slip his hand around the young lady's waist to pull her a bit closer to him, and in the blink of an eye he had her pinned up against the counter, with her arm twisted behind her back, and his handcuff slipping onto her wrist.

"I'm going to have to take you in for all of these unpaid tickets, and trying to bribe an officer of the law," Officer Blond said, with a wide kitten-eating grin.

~Raven~

I watched all that happened between Jyu and the blond officer, and the only thing that would come to my mind was...

Oh kitten.

[shadow_Uzumaki]

He turned as Jyu grabbed his arm "Jeez, she's strong for a whiny little brat..." and rolled his eyes as Jyuuki 'flirted' with the police... Then, alVeino saw fit to return as Blonde slapped a handcuff on. "JYUUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mount Cid exploded again.

[krisk]

Officer Blond's grin widened, as the young lady leaned even closer to him, and began writing her 'digits' on his pad.

"Well little lady, going by what you're saying and doing, I would have to say that you are trying to bribe me. What a naughty naughty girl you are. And you know what I have to do with naughty girls, don't you?" Officer Blond went to slip his hand around the young lady's waist to pull her a bit closer to him, and in the blink of an eye he had her pinned up against the counter, with her arm twisted behind her back, and his handcuff slipping onto her wrist.

"I'm going to have to take you in for all of these unpaid tickets, and trying to bribe an officer of the law," Officer Blond said, with a wide kitten-eating grin.

kitten.

ALL.

COPS.

You wouldn't believe how much I wanted to just take that suddenly very smelly, very grosstastic, very fuglyicious cop and shove my foot into his face and out his butt. Which both weren't all that pretty anyway, at that moment in time he must've been the most ugliest and stupidest little man-child in the world. And the galaxy, and the universe, and the universe of that universe and the universe of that universe of that universes and Goddesses this counter is hurting my gut.

I growled with everything in me as soon as his weight toppled onto my back which just pressed me even more into the dirty broken glassy counter, but the situation made me chuckle, despite the situation. "Heh, I-- I guess you don't play on that swingset huh? You--" He pressed down harder and I had to stop to catch a breath, "You--oof-- could've just said so, Officer Randa." He growled and I growled and gritted my teeth to keep from laughing because he'd left an opening and I sure as hell took that as my chance to reach down towards his gun holster and grasp the laser gun's handle.

I stopped for a second to slowly twirl it in my hand so I was holding it upside down and I really needed to work with guns more. Officer Randa didn't seem to notice until I pressed the head into his not-so-much muscular stomach and cocked it with my thumb before grounding out. "You're move, Mary."

[Yoko]

Officer Blond's grin widened, as the young lady leaned even closer to him, and began writing her 'digits' on his pad.

"Well little lady, going by what you're saying and doing, I would have to say that you are trying to bribe me. What a naughty naughty girl you are. And you know what I have to do with naughty girls, don't you?" Officer Blond went to slip his hand around the young lady's waist to pull her a bit closer to him, and in the blink of an eye he had her pinned up against the counter, with her arm twisted behind her back, and his handcuff slipping onto her wrist.

"I'm going to have to take you in for all of these unpaid tickets, and trying to bribe an officer of the law," Officer Blond said, with a wide sh*t-eating grin.

~Raven~

I watched all that happened between Jyu and the blond officer, and the only thing that would come to my mind was...

Oh sh*t.

There's a voice behind the two. "So, mister tall, annoying, and thinks-he's-handsome..." It's just louder than a murmur, uttered from behind slightly smirking lips. "Could you stop molesting the waitress, it looks like, for two seconds so I can get a drink?"

Echo was a very casual person. Dark purple hair tied back into a loose braid, she tilts her head. A hand encased in fingerless gloves resting on her hip, just brushing over the dark skirt she wore.

"Or--"

He turned as Jyu grabbed his arm "Jeez, she's strong for a whiny little brat..." and rolled his eyes as Jyuuki 'flirted' with the police... Then, alVeino saw fit to return as Blonde slapped a handcuff on. "JYUUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mount Cid exploded again.

Bright green eyes behind oval-shaped glasses blink. Once or twice.

"What can a girl around here do to get a DRINK, people?" Echo exclaims with a sigh. This IS a bar, is it not?"

[shadow_Uzumaki]

"Jyuuki...." Cid warned in his uber-cool, but deathly dangerous, rarely used voice. (Point made? XD)
"Officer, let the girl go, she's only...joking. She does that to every guy." Cid tried to diffuse the situation. "There's three wannabe gangsters inside my bar, you want a testimony? I'll give it to you...." "Damn you Jyu, I swear..."


(OOC: whoa, Yoko-san came out of nowhere!)

Edited by shadow_Uzumaki, 05 January 2009 - 05:28 AM.

[Pite]

~Officer Red (cause he has red hair )~

I turned to the fellow who had just spoken up, pulled out my notepad and pen, and asked him, "I'm doing well, young man. Can I also get your take on what happened here in this bar, since the owner seems to be missing, even though he was the one who called for us to come out here."

Hmmm... He looked at the policeman.
"Not really, I kinda blanked out and woke up in this mess. Fell on the back of my head, hehe pretty emberassing. He said with a grin. But I think others can tell you more, like Skittles, the little ball of energy." He said as Everything started coming back into the bar, from Cid and Jyuuki.

"If you don't mind officer, I'll go back to fixing the stuff here, this ain't the army where you can call in privates to fix this for ya." He said and went to fix some stuff.

"What can a girl around here do to get a DRINK, people?" Echo exclaims with a sigh. This IS a bar, is it not?"

Draco looked at the newcomer. Again? More people. I mean it is supposed to be closed rite?
"I think you won't be getting drunk today lad, the bar is kinda busted and we have cops here with some goons back there" He said pointing at the goons.

Edited by Pite, 05 January 2009 - 05:31 AM.

[Denim88]

I stopped for a second to slowly twirl it in my hand so I was holding it upside down and I really needed to work with guns more. Officer Randa didn't seem to notice until I pressed the head into his not-so-much muscular stomach and cocked it with my thumb before grounding out. "You're move, Mary."

For the love of...

I had been keeping my mouth shut, letting the interrogation and questioning go as planned...but Jyuuki just had to...ugh.

The barkeep seemed to be trying to keep his cool as well, and I dug into my pocket and held out a small identification card, "Officer, the owner is right. Jyuuki's a flirt with a mean streak. If you could pardon her this once, I'd appreciate it." I flashed the card to him labeled, Stealth Ops Field Major Rank 2: Ferrumo Vitali, "I happened to arrive shortly after this whole mess ended, and from what I understand, Jyuuki hear played a heavy role in apprehending these three criminals." I continued with my serious 'Major Vitali' voice, "As for the bribery, she's kidding. Jyuuki was actually asking if it was possible to pay for all all these tickets in one payment, weren't you Jyu-chan?"

Of course this would be coming out of my own wallet, but to hell with it. If it kept the girl out of jail, then fine. I dug into my pocket, and pulled out a few hundred gil, "Officer, my...little cousin..." I looked to Jyuuki and gave her a look to signify 'play along or you're going to the big house', "...my little cousin is relatively unfamiliar with the legal system. She was raised in a small colony in the northern frontier. She didn't understand this. If you could excuse her this once, it'd be most appreciated..."

I handed the money over to Jyuuki, and spoke, my eyes not leaving her for a moment, "Now, Jyuuki, if you could kindly hand over the correct amount to pay for those tickets to the officer, I'm sure he would be kind enough transfer the payments over to cover those parking fees and such..." I gave myself a pat on the back. Hopefully this would work out as well as I hoped. My position in the military DID give me a bit of influence in the Sky Police...since they were just law enforcement, not an Imperial power...

"...you should also apologize for pointing a gun at the officer too, Jyu-chan. That's a serious crime in these parts, remember? Didn't Uncle Horus teach you that?" Oh yeah...Uncle Horus...I'm GOOD...

[Sakura Blossoms]

You--" He pressed down harder and I had to stop to m laughing because he'd left an opening and I sure as hell took that as my chance to reach down towards his gun holster and grasp the laser gun's handle.

I stopped for a second to slowly twirl it in my hand so I was holding it upside down and I really needed to work with guns more. Officer Randa didn't seem to notice until I pressed the head into his not-so-much muscular stomach and cocked it with my thumb before grounding out. "You're move, Mary."

Officer B only looked down at his weapon cocked against his gut, and smiled some more. "So, now you're going to add assault and attempted murder to your quickly growing list, young lady?"

"Jyuuki...." Cid warned in his uber-cool, but deathly dangerous, rarely used voice. (Point made? XD)
"Officer, let the girl go, she's only...joking.

Officer B turned his head slightly to the side, while still keeping his pirecing-blue eyes trained on the girl he had in cuffs.

"Sorry gramps. This young lady here doesn't seem to be 'joking' at all. In fact if she keeps on going the way that she is, she is quickly going to be headed into some pretty serious trouble."

[Yoko]

Hmmm... He looked at the policeman.
Draco looked at the newcomer. Again? More people. I mean it is supposed to be closed rite?
"I think you won't be getting drunk today lad, the bar is kinda busted and we have cops here with some goons back there" He said pointing at the goons.

"I saw other people come in recently, so I figured it was open!" Another sigh. "I don't want to get drunk. I just want a drink. And why the hell are you calling me 'lad'?" A scoff, and green eyes narrow behind half-rimmed glasses. "A bar's a bar." She walks up to the counter, glancing at the two that look about to kill each other.

Goddesses, there was drama EVERYWHERE. She'd left the last town she was in to get away from this bullsh*t. It really wasn't fair sometimes. Echo lays some money on the counter and hops over it. "So, can I just... Help myself, then? As you are all so busy.."

She was already getting her drink halfway through saying this, though. And she PAID, anyway. So it should be fine.

...

Right?

[krisk]

"Jyuuki...." Cid warned in his uber-cool, but deathly dangerous, rarely used voice. (Point made? XD)
"Officer, let the girl go, she's only...joking. She does that to every guy." Cid tried to diffuse the situation. "There's three wannabe gangsters inside my bar, you want a testimony? I'll give it to you...." "Damn you Jyu, I swear..."

I growled as I held still and he held still and I could hear everyone trying to remedy the situation but I just couldn't calm down like everyone wanted! "I WASN'T JOKING! MARY HERE IS THE ONE WHO STARTED IT!" I pouted as I kicked my feet, of course the situation would turn out like this since the goddesses once again like crapping on a stick and wiping it all over my life. "I CALL MOLESTATION GRRRRR!"

For the love of...

I had been keeping my mouth shut, letting the interrogation and questioning go as planned...but Jyuuki just had to...ugh.

The barkeep seemed to be trying to keep his cool as well, and I dug into my pocket and held out a small identification card, "Officer, the owner is right. Jyuuki's a flirt with a mean streak. If you could pardon her this once, I'd appreciate it." I flashed the card to him labeled, Stealth Ops Field Major Rank 2: Ferrumo Vitali, "I happened to arrive shortly after this whole mess ended, and from what I understand, Jyuuki hear played a heavy role in apprehending these three criminals." I continued with my serious 'Major Vitali' voice, "As for the bribery, she's kidding. Jyuuki was actually asking if it was possible to pay for all all these tickets in one payment, weren't you Jyu-chan?"

I turned my head and laid it on it's side, my hair goddamnit was MIXING with all the spilled alcohol and grawrr I hated washing booze out of my hair, because that smell stuck like a week old bandage and I glared at Mister Major Pants. Ugh, I hated when we had to use our ranks for what we wanted-- especially for something that I TOTALLY DIDN'T START IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE HURGH.

"I...He... but THIS IS SO--! Maybe." I mumbled out stubbornly. That was one of the words that meant the yes and no but not really also kind of-- which ultimately meant that 'maybe' was the best freaking word in the whole world. So of course I would use it to balance out how much this situation was UNFAIR and STUPID.

Of course this would be coming out of my own wallet, but to hell with it. If it kept the girl out of jail, then fine. I dug into my pocket, and pulled out a few hundred gil, "Officer, my...little cousin..." I looked to Jyuuki and gave her a look to signify 'play along or you're going to the big house', "...my little cousin is relatively unfamiliar with the legal system. She was raised in a small colony in the northern frontier. She didn't understand this. If you could excuse her this once, it'd be most appreciated..."

WHAT THE HELL.

So many things wrong with what he'd (Vitty man, not kin not kin NOT KIN god not kin) just spilled out of his suddenly authoritative mouth. For one thing how wrong would it be if I were his 'little cousin'? The thought made me shiver and feel like a vat of grease had just been dumped on me as torture. Ugh, then that thought made me think of the fact that if Mister Major-Pants was suddenly my kin, what's to stopping my brothers--

MY BRAIN.

CANNOT UNSEE.

'Holy Mother of all that is Holy in the name of the Goddesses that would allow such a horrible disgusting gagworthy thing to happen in my wonderful 19 sexy years of sexy ninja living JFOAEIWFJEIOJF' I sqeezed my eyes shut and tried to will away everything that made me want to jump off the edge of the ship a hundred and one times with a cinderblock molded to my butt. I thought of nice things. Pretty virgin things. All the things that reminded me of pigtails and giggles and fireworks and -- wait.

I 'DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THIS?'

Like everyone knew my mood changed drastically as I grinded my teeth together at the thought of me being a country bumpkin with a bonnet on my head with stockings and basically be blind to everything. Oh man did I want to strangle Vitty right then and there, even if he was saving me jail time.

But-- I bit my tongue.

This time.

I handed the money over to Jyuuki, and spoke, my eyes not leaving her for a moment, "Now, Jyuuki, if you could kindly hand over the correct amount to pay for those tickets to the officer, I'm sure he would be kind enough transfer the payments over to cover those parking fees and such..." I gave myself a pat on the back. Hopefully this would work out as well as I hoped. My position in the military DID give me a bit of influence in the Sky Police...since they were just law enforcement, not an Imperial power...

"...you should also apologize for pointing a gun at the officer too, Jyu-chan. That's a serious crime in these parts, remember? Didn't Uncle Horus teach you that?" Oh yeah...Uncle Horus...I'm GOOD...

I looked down at the money he placed in my mouth and back at him and my hazel eyes seemed to enflame on their own because wtf I'm supposed to be having money in my mouth to KEEP not to give away and b) like hell I was going to apologize when I obviously was provoked into this position.

I spit out the money (really that belonged in my pocket) and grr-ed, before--alas-- forcing myself to play along. "First off, NO Big Brother-Cousin Ferromo," I replied my voice small and scared and god did I want to chew the hell out of some beef jerky, "please don't spend your money on me! And second off, the gun is just me self-defending myself! Uncle .... Horus... taught me to always take care of myself!"

BEEF JERKY ASAP AFTER THIS kitten WAS DONE.

Officer B only looked down at his weapon cocked against his gut, and smiled some more. "So, now you're going to add assault and attempted murder to your quickly growing list, young lady?"

GO TO HELL.

ASSAULT!? WHAT THE FRIK YOU ATTACKED ME, YOU BASTARD.

I wanted to say, well actually spit in his face but all I did was look up at his face with wibbling eyes which were a shoe-in to win because seriously this guy really really really had to be Mary if it didn't. "But but... --sniffle-- all I was wondering is if I could take care of my bills and.. I was just wondering the easiest way I didn't want no trouble!" YOU IDIOT FAT UGLY GIRLY-MAN, GO GET YOUR MOM TO TELL YOU SHE LOVES YOU.

Officer B turned his head slightly to the side, while still keeping his pirecing-blue eyes trained on the girl he had in cuffs.

"Sorry gramps. This young lady here doesn't seem to be 'joking' at all. In fact if she keeps on going the way that she is, she is quickly going to be headed into some pretty serious trouble."

Motherfreaking I'll show you some trouble you ugly fairy-man, I thunk but really couldn't say out loud instead I just growled and shouted obsenities as I kicked my legs back and forth, trying to grab ahold of his ankle and somehow flip us around.

Square one I guess.

[Sakura Blossoms]

(OOC - I had posted *right* before krisk, and since I dun really feel like editing mah post, I'll just re-post it *after* her latest one, as it all basically ends with her being released anyways XD)

For the love of...

I had been keeping my mouth shut, letting the interrogation and questioning go as planned...but Jyuuki just had to...ugh.

The barkeep seemed to be trying to keep his cool as well, and I dug into my pocket and held out a small identification card, "Officer, the owner is right. Jyuuki's a flirt with a mean streak. If you could pardon her this once, I'd appreciate it." I flashed the card to him labeled, Stealth Ops Field Major Rank 2: Ferrumo Vitali, "I happened to arrive shortly after this whole mess ended, and from what I understand, Jyuuki hear played a heavy role in apprehending these three criminals." I continued with my serious 'Major Vitali' voice, "As for the bribery, she's kidding. Jyuuki was actually asking if it was possible to pay for all all these tickets in one payment, weren't you Jyu-chan?"

Of course this would be coming out of my own wallet, but to hell with it. If it kept the girl out of jail, then fine. I dug into my pocket, and pulled out a few hundred gil, "Officer, my...little cousin..." I looked to Jyuuki and gave her a look to signify 'play along or you're going to the big house', "...my little cousin is relatively unfamiliar with the legal system. She was raised in a small colony in the northern frontier. She didn't understand this. If you could excuse her this once, it'd be most appreciated..."

I handed the money over to Jyuuki, and spoke, my eyes not leaving her for a moment, "Now, Jyuuki, if you could kindly hand over the correct amount to pay for those tickets to the officer, I'm sure he would be kind enough transfer the payments over to cover those parking fees and such..." I gave myself a pat on the back. Hopefully this would work out as well as I hoped. My position in the military DID give me a bit of influence in the Sky Police...since they were just law enforcement, not an Imperial power...

"...you should also apologize for pointing a gun at the officer too, Jyu-chan. That's a serious crime in these parts, remember? Didn't Uncle Horus teach you that?" Oh yeah...Uncle Horus...I'm GOOD...

Officer B looked at the badge the other young man had just flashed, took the money, pocketed it, grabbed back his gun from his prisoner's hand, unlocked her cuffs, and shoved her roughly into the young man's arms.

"You may want to get your little cousin checked out, sir. She seems a bit...crazy...in the head," Officer B said, with a smirk.

"Okay guys, grab those thugs, and let's go. We got what we came here for...and a little extra," Officer B said, as he lightly touched his pocket where he had placed the wad of cash that the young man had paid him off with.

As Officers Red and Brown dragged the thugs to their feet, and began pushing them out the door the one with the spear wound woke up, looked over at the Elvaan girl, and spat in her direction before calling out that he would be back, and kill her for getting him injured and arrested.

Officer Red smacked the thug's wound, and shoved him out the door, as the thug howled in re-newed pain.

Officer B tipped his hat, looked back at the young lady he had been about to arrest, gave her a lecherous glance while licking his lips, and then went out the bar's doors, slamming them shut so hard that they rattled on their hinges.

[Denim88]

Officer B tipped his hat, looked back at the young lady he had been about to arrest, gave her a lecherous glance while licking his lips, and then went out the bar's doors, slamming them shut so hard that they rattled on their hinges.

I looked to the others, and gave an apologetic nod to Jyuuki. I knew what happened...sort of. I realized something...the cop never took down record.

"...that scum-bag...Jyuuki...I'll be right back. I think I just found a crooked cop..." I growled out, and began a full sprint outside, "Hey, OFFICER!!!" I yelled, getting the attention of the cops leaving, "You, the blond haired one...the one who looks like he's fresh from the academy..." I made sure to deliver the words clearly and with utmost seriousness, "...could I have a word with you...please?"

The bastard seemed intent on trying not to pay attention, so I spoke again, "...listen, Officer, I don't know how you run things here, but I'm pretty sure it's part of Law Enforcement protocol to record ticket payments on sight...so would you mind explaining why you didn't?" and why you're a lecherous pervert who is more crooked than a veteran Space Pirate.

[krisk]

Officer B looked at the badge the other young man had just flashed, took the money, pocketed it, grabbed back his gun from his prisoner's hand, unlocked her cuffs, and shoved her roughly into the young man's arms.

"You may want to get your little cousin checked out, sir. She seems a bit...crazy...in the head," Officer B said, with a smirk.

"WHAT!? Y'KNOW I'VE BEEN BITING MY TONGUE ALL THIS TIME, PRECIOUS. C'MERE AND SAY THAT WITHOUT THAT BADGE ON." I totally raged at him, at the top of my lungs all the while being held back by my arms. Of course "Cousin Ferrumo" would avoid any more controversy, always the mediator when it came to me and the law. FEH ALL OVER IT because I couldn't stop glaring and trying to pull away and give the beat down of the century to this stupid blue-eyed fugly magnet.

Officer B tipped his hat, looked back at the young lady he had been about to arrest, gave her a lecherous glance while licking his lips, and then went out the bar's doors, slamming them shut so hard that they rattled on their hinges.

That did it to the nth level degree and all conditions past my breaking point.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" I shouted something or another, don't really remember as I ripped my arms out of Vitty's grasp and took off towards the door, picking up my bills from the floor and kicked the door open before standing outside and growling at the Sky-Police cars as they hovered slightly. The wind whipped my clothes and hair around as I stood, my fists clenched beside me and I could see that disgusting man in uniform sitting in his car-- with a cigarette in his disgusting mouth. Oh how I wished that cigarette would fall and cause their whole ship to just implode right then and there but I really couldn't will things to happen just by thinking about them-- if that worked then that man-girl wouldn't be here-- he'd be a pile of something or another that I could use as target practice.

But alas, I couldn't do anything but just stand and glare and wish bad things on bad people. I did that plus a few mean words here and there, a finger gesture and finally launching the slips of paper via shuriken on the side of Officer Lives With His Mother 's door.

I sent a booga-booga curse on them again but it looked like they weren't flying away and then it looked like Officer Lives With His Mother was coming out again--

I blinked before cheekily grinning, cracking my gloved knuckles. Ohhhh yeaaah, let's do this, Mar--

"Hey, OFFICER!!!" I yelled, getting the attention of the cops leaving, "You, the blond haired one...the one who looks like he's fresh from the academy..." I made sure to deliver the words clearly and with utmost seriousness, "...could I have a word with you...please?"

The bastard seemed intent on trying not to pay attention, so I spoke again, "...listen, Officer, I don't know how you run things here, but I'm pretty sure it's part of Law Enforcement protocol to record ticket payments on sight...so would you mind explaining why you didn't?" and why you're a lecherous pervert who is more crooked than a veteran Space Pirate.

I blinked again before growling.

Fine, do it by the book Vitty, I know that's how you like to do it but--

seriously--

I'm here waiting and I'm not gonna hold back this time.' I frowned as I crossed my arms making my way over to them all the while imagining that cop being rejected as a man entirely and having to face his mother, alone and living in his basement and all that.

[Sakura Blossoms]

"Hey, OFFICER!!!" I yelled, getting the attention of the cops leaving, "You, the blond haired one...the one who looks like he's fresh from the academy..." I made sure to deliver the words clearly and with utmost seriousness, "...could I have a word with you...please?"

The bastard seemed intent on trying not to pay attention, so I spoke again, "...listen, Officer, I don't know how you run things here, but I'm pretty sure it's part of Law Enforcement protocol to record ticket payments on sight...so would you mind explaining why you didn't?" and why you're a lecherous pervert who is more crooked than a veteran Space Pirate.

Officer B raised his eyebrow at the tone that this young upstart was taking with him, before he reached into his pocket, pulled out his Captain's Badge, and all but shoved it into the upstart's face.

"I'm a Captain 1st Class, and not fresh from the Academy, as you so brashly put it. Now the way that I see it, I could have and still could haul your 'cousin' in for bribery and attempted assault...which I will do if I have to step back into that dive of a bar, just to fill out some useless paperwork. Now is that what you really want, 'Field' Major?" Officer B asked with a slow smile, as he pocketed back his own badge.

[krisk]

Officer B raised his eyebrow at the tone that this young upstart was taking with him, before he reached into his pocket, pulled out his Captain's Badge, and all but shoved it into the upstart's face.

"I'm a Captain 1st Class, and not fresh from the Academy, as you so brashly put it. Now the way that I see it, I could have and still could haul your 'cousin' in for bribery and attempted assault...which I will do if I have to step back into that dive of a bar, just to fill out some useless paperwork. Now is that what you really want, 'Field' Major?" Officer B asked with a slow smile, as he pocketed back his own badge.

10...9... 2... -10.

"HEY!" I shouted all commanding and pissed off and the like, making my way from behind Vitty and interjecting. I shoved infront of him and poked the dirty man in uniform in the chest. "You seriously are pissing me the hell off Captain Pole Up Ass! Stop being such a man-girl by hiding behind that shiny stupid badge of yours, you know what my ...cousin said is true AND what the HELL by the way-- I wasn't even the one that initiated assault! 'You vnaygehk pycdynt cop, I hope a dog with rabies eats your tiny tiny man parts!'

[Abel Nightroad]

OOC: As I said, weapons aren't the only things I sell. Consider Archer's gifts more along the lines of a 'thank you for not taking my head off' type thing. Still, point well made and taken, Krisk.

My take on it, though Shadow has posted his own thoughts on it, is that while the bar may be neutral, the characters are entitled to their own hobbies and passions, no?

IC: Aboard the Enterprise

(OOC: Because Cid has a Spear-fetish XP)

"Well? I want mine so I could get back to my ship. I heard something dock...." Cid crossed his arms and tapped the floor with his foot.

"That would be this one, Cid," replied Ronon as he handed over a long, black leather tube with a shoulder strap, "I even put it in that seath for you."

Inside Cid would find a masterfully crafted Storm Spear of a quality and beauty seen only in those items hand-crafted one at a time by a master craftsman, a method not normally practiced anymore in this day of assembly lines and mass production.

"I also grabbed this before returning," he gestured at a case containing several bottles full of a colorful liquid, "I thought those young ladies under your care would appreciate some Elixers, particularly after dealing with those goons."

Picking up the remaining bundles and placing them in a bag, he picked up the Elixers and gestured for the others to precede him.

"Perhaps its time we get back, no?" he inquired, "after all, we did leave those three unguarded."

Cid's Bar

The Moogle-bot watched closely as the cops began their procedures. Once sure no one was looking in her direction, she sidled over to the tied up thugs and, while half-pretending to check their bindings, just in case, she palmed any IDs she could find for later perusal. She looked up when the group returned from the Enterprise and absorbed their interactions with the cops.

Ronon put the bag he was carrying on a free table and the case of Elixers next to it.

"Cops, bah!" he thought as he sized the men up, "more like Imperial stooges. Bloody fascists if you ask me; only seeking to maintain the status quo for their Imperial masters."

On the outside, however, he did not allow a sign of his inner thoughts to emerge into his expression as he gestured Shin over and silently pointed at the Elixers. Mouthing only the word 'share', he sat down.

OOC: Lol, teaches me to pay attention. I forgot to refresh and check for new posts before I made mine...so I have to edit mine to fit in what has transpired.

Edited by Abel Nightroad, 05 January 2009 - 08:28 AM.

[Sakura Blossoms]

10...9... 2... -10.

"HEY!" I shouted all commanding and pissed off and the like, making my way from behind Vitty and interjecting. I shoved infront of him and poked the dirty man in uniform in the chest. "You seriously are pissing me the hell off Captain Pole Up Ass! Stop being such a man-girl by hiding behind that shiny stupid badge of yours, you know what my ...cousin said is true AND what the HELL by the way-- I wasn't even the one that initiated assault! 'You vnaygehk pycdynt cop, I hope a dog with rabies eats your tiny tiny man parts!'

Officer B's eyebrows narrowed, and a scowl came to his face.

"You know what little lady...you just lost you last chance." And then without another word spoken, Officer B kicked the rude female's legs out from under her, slammed her face-down onto the ground, and then made sure that he cuffed both of her hands behind her back, before then roughly pulling her to her feet.

Officer B then looked at the 'Major', and said with a frown on his face, "you really need to teach this country bumpkin cousin of yours how to behave. Because she just re-landed herself in a whole mess of trouble, just when I was seeing fit in my kind heart to let her go with only a warning."

[krisk]

Officer B's eyebrows narrowed, and a scowl came to his face.

"You know what little lady...you just lost you last chance." And then without another word spoken, Officer B kicked the rude female's legs out from under her, slammed her face-down onto the ground, and then made sure that he cuffed both of her hands behind her back, before then roughly pulling her to her feet.

Officer B then looked at the 'Major', and said with a frown on his face, "you really need to teach this country bumpkin cousin of yours how to behave. Because she just re-landed herself in a whole mess of trouble, just when I was seeing fit in my kind heart to let her go with only a warning."

He didn't listen to a word --

"You didn't even listen to a freaking word I--" I growled out behind my clenched teeth before cutting myself off to launch my head "SAID!"-- backwards.

I heard a satisfying crunch and a slight pain pervaded my temples but I ignored it to grasp the opportunity, because remember I freaking grasp. Captain Selective Hearing and General Fail was interrupted in all his corruption and faultered back, where which I slipped out of his grasp and with a grunt, I body-slammed him back--

off the ship.

But like the Goddesses and their whipage of crap all over my life, he seemed to be used to deserved pain and so he got his wits about him enough to grab a hold of the front of my tanktop and pull me along with him. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap-- The only thing in my mind was how much this sucked and how I wanted to just go home and sleep and eat and have a bubble bath and holy kitten I'm going to die--

OMG POLE.

POLEPOLEPOLEPOLEPOLE-- I grabbed onto it, upside down, with my legs and hung on for dear life. And his life. I looked above me, upside down and realized that we were both hanging on the side of Cid's ship with only a metal bar to hold us up. My legs had a vice-grip, because I seriously couldn't let go.

But he could.

Though he would die.

And -- I wouldn't wish that on my biggest enemy-- including this idiot. 'Okay, this sucks this sucks so hard harder than anything ever and holy kitten I have to think... think think think thinkthinkthink-- handcuffs, Captain of a Police Sector hanging for his life, me holding us both up from a metal pole, we're on the side of a ship-- HANDCUFFS! Maybe I could get my handcuffs to replace my legs-- crapcrapcrap.'

I looked up again and sucked in a deep breath (wasn't hard, the air pressure wanted to tear out my lungs) and shouted, "HEY, CAPTAIN LAME! CLIMB UP ME! HURRY GODD*MNIT, I CAN'T HOLD ON FOREVER!"

[Abel Nightroad]

Ronon pinched the bridge of his nose as he listened to the ruckus going on outside. Gesturing with his free hand, he sent the Moogle-bot from where she had stashed her loot from her investigation of the thugs, before they were hauled out by the cops, outside.

Outside

The Moogle-bot moved to stand beside Ferrumo.

Looking up at him, she asked, "Question: Are you going to stand back and see how this plays out...or will you step in and stop things before they get too far for your tastes?"

Edited by Abel Nightroad, 05 January 2009 - 09:27 AM.