Okay, first is the movies that I tought rocked throughout my memories:
Signs 10/10 Cmon cmon cmon cmon, who doesn't LOVE Dramatic!Mel Gibson? He's a master of drama art, and plus, he makes it believeable when he thinks somethings' amiss. He doesn't even have to say it. You just have to see him stand up and walk forwad, with a look to the camera and beyond, and know kitten's about to go down.
Star Wars Trilogy 50/10
BEST. STORY. EVER. I love it! Its' the greatest saga of all time! It's something we need to preserve in history, and hand it down, even after George 'God' Lucas dies (there is no death, there is only the Force), we need to pass this trilogy to our children's children's grandchildren! They CANNOT MISS THIS, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!
Jurassic Park series 15/10
Greatest Dinosaur movie ever. It could have been a 20/10, but Jurassic Park III dragged it down with it's cliche Spinosaurus. We're not stupid, we can see that it's wrong. (Spielburg didn't direct it, that's why it was damn stupid)
Jaws I 10/10
Dun dun, biznatches. Dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. RAWRRFAS{PFOAS{POFAS{PFOA{PFSOFAS -blood splatters in ocean.- Who doesn't love that? Especially when the shark flipped that kid off his surf-board, that was kittening classic. (However, I skip the dog eating scene. We get it, the shark is a man eater, don't eat the dog with the name and color of mine :'( ) Otherwise from the dog part, a great film.
300300/10 (LOL, GET IT? 'CAUSE IT'S THREE HUNDRED
SPARTANS, AND I GAVE IT A 300 MARK FOR POINTS! LOLOLOL)
Really, one of the greatest battle movies ever. I was amazed by Gerard Butler's ultimate THIS IS SPARTA acting. He made me believe that he was FIGHTING for something! He made me believe!
Man of the Year10/10
Good job, Robin Williams. You're the greatest, even when you act all political-y. :3
I Am Legend 15/10
When Will Smith is in the hood, you know serious kitten's gonna happen, and this happened. I loved it beyond all zombie-esque movies. (Especially the dog :'()
Pirates of the Carribean (20/10)
Really, who doesn't love a good pirate shanty? Jack Sparrow rocks my world.
Now, here's my own personal kitten list.
Yoshi's kitten ListTitanic 3/10
Only good 'cause the girl died. She's whinier then Sakura in Part I. The theme was a good idea, the casting was horrible, and the execution was horrible, and the theme song. The god damn theme song.
Celin de f***ing ion? I don't think so. This movie did not carry on in her heart, and it certinatelly did not mine.
The Punisher-1,405,039,012,304,013,590/10
Really. What the kitten is this? A guy gets shot by the asian mafia, nothing happens. IN THE HEART. I did not know men with cliche dreams could survive that. In anime, then it's believeable.
When it's a freakin' ninja or demon. But not Thomas kittening Jane. He was a happy-go-lucky kid who got thrown into this. Really, he had to be taught how to sumersault and fire a pretend gun. And how to switch a knife that I could do after a few tries. Really, this guy is a pathetic slob. This movie was plastered with propoganda:
The Russian was on 'steroids', and was beaten by throwing down the stairs, because the American is a nimble mofo.
The Italians had no idea what they were doing, since they had brains the size of tangerines in this. They couldn't fire guns when they were down, and they barely even qualified as janitors.
The Asian mafia guys should have shot the body to pieces. That's what a real mafia would have done. Burn the mofo while he's on the LAND, so he won't go into the water and go down-stream to his magical Jamaican friend who'll pass on some JuuJuu magic to make the Punisher like Kung-Fu Action Jesus.
The African American was pictured as secretly stupid and insane, and had to be shot. Really? Would a real person do that? kitten no. He had a gun, and if he was surely nutso, he would have shot that smirk off the Punisher, and thrown his body off the apartment into a burning grave, and feced on his grave, and placed home-made bombs into it, and buried it, and blew up the body before it could regain conciousness (since he had a tendency to be rejected from Heaven and Hell since he failed so f&&&ing hard), and the nutsy guy would be across the border by then, and keep going.
If there is a grade lower then Z, then this is it.
The Mist2/10
Really. Is this REALLY a movie made from a novel by Stephen King, Stephen mother F***ing KING?! This was stupid as any ohter movie! It had nothing but random acts of violence against the only cool characters, such as the soldier, the biker guy who volunteered to go out to get the shotgun, and was killed by ninjas that cut off your body except for the pants, the old guys (such as the old guy who looked western and came to report the things in the Mist) the old guys were my favorite. Why? WHY DID YOU KILL THEM?! They wandered off into the mist such as this:
Guy who reported Mist: OOOH, SPIDERS! I'm gonna walk into their trap since I suddenly gained the I.Q. of a retard! SQUEE!~
Really. An old guy who was scared sh&tless from the things in the Mist is gonna stray away from the guy with the gun? REALLY?
And speaking of the guy with the gun, he was the ONLY ONE who had the balls to shoot that stupid preacher lady, who memorized the Nazi bible by hand. She threw a DAMN SOLDIER OUT FOR NO REASON! The soldier got eaten by the Aacklay from Episode II of Star Wars, apparently he was too stupid to bring his own side-arm. (if those two were his buddies, they would have killed their buddy along with themselves. I mean really, are you gonna stay together and fight together, or gonna be pushed out by rednecks?)
This movie had good animation, bad plot. The creator should be fined for ruining my inner soul with this garbage.
That's all for my list.
Edited by Yoshimoto Trigen, 21 June 2008 - 03:41 AM.
