Your Favorite Crack Pairings

#181 kawarimi

Monster ga kuru

Genin
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Posted 26 September 2006 - 10:44 AM

Hmmm....interesting choices in this thread. I forgot about these two crack pairings that I like casually: NaruHaku (Naruto thought he was cute!) and NejiHana (I don't know why, I think it's cute...once Hanabi's a little older of course).

#182 Nasir

Who dare makes my ebony haired goddess upset??

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 01:08 PM

hmmm..... im really starting to like narutoxtsunade stories...

#183 Nes Mikel

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 02:11 PM

At one point, there was a time I was seriously considering writing a story with the following pairings:

Haku x Anko
Itachi x Ayame (Ramen Girl)
Chouji x Kin
Sasuke x Ino x Deidara
Kabuto x Shizune
Dan x Dan's sister (before she died, and yes, its incest)

I think I'm crazy.

#184 2954

Genin

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 08:51 PM

i really found a big rock

tontonxshizune lemon

#185 Choji

Professional Teddy Bear x3

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 01:20 AM

The most amusing one's i've ever seen are:

Temari x Sakura
Choji x Tsunade
I'm not entirely sure if i've posted here before...... I can never remember.

#186 2954

Genin

Genin
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Posted 14 October 2006 - 01:08 AM

has anyone else besides me find these crack pairings humerous?

#187 Random Nobody

Don't Touch the Flag!

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Posted 14 October 2006 - 06:38 PM

QUOTE (Nes Mikel @ Oct 12 2006, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Perhaps but I would have read it so it raises the question of whose crazier, the guy that wrote it or the guy that read it

QUOTE (2954 @ Oct 12 2006, 03:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i really found a big rock

tontonxshizune lemon

Do you want to know the REALLY scary part? I've seen worse. I really wish I was joking.

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#188 2954

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Posted 14 October 2006 - 10:12 PM

like what?

#189 Random Nobody

Don't Touch the Flag!

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Posted 14 October 2006 - 10:42 PM

Akamaru x Harem, oh and theres also Kiba x FemaleAkamaru, which actually has a fangirl.

If you mean just in general and not just in Naruto just go to the Pokemon section of AFF, it should be easy to find fics that will make you gouge your own eyes out.

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#190 Nasir

Who dare makes my ebony haired goddess upset??

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 02:47 PM

KIBA X FEMALE AKAMARU...LMAO!!!!!

^^ Shades Rule in America!! best only next to
Screw the rules i have money!!!

#191 DazeDreamer

Free Falling

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 06:15 PM

Ah the oh-so-famous 'Screw the rules I have money' from Yugioh the Abridged series. lol

Oh here's some for ya all.

TentenxShino

NejixShika

SaixItachi

SakuraxChiyo (the old baa-chan)

Oh and my favorite:

Shinoxhis sunglasses

or

Shinoxhis bugs

I only ask for you to notice me.

　／l、
（ﾟ､｡７　~Meow :3 (Hey there pretty little kitty.)
　l、 ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ

#192 jigglychu

is a MAN

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 06:50 PM

QUOTE (NaruSaku fan @ Oct 15 2006, 02:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

SakuraxChiyo (the old baa-chan)

AHHHH!! *Gouges eyes out*

Jigs

#193 Nate River

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 06:54 PM

That's some serious crack. There's a few fics with inanimate objects. The only Naruto one I can think of is Sasuke x Kogepan. If you want to go outside of Naruto there was a Jakotsu and his Hairpin and Ah-Un/Kagome's bike, with neither being a lemon but the latter was rather close.

#194 gamerman_007

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 07:11 PM

I checked out the pokemon section on adultFF.

Oh.
Your.
Friggin'.
God.

But I've seen worse. ~~Goatse man shall haunt me forever, and so shall tubgirl~~

But who gets off to.........dear FSM. ~~Seviper x Vulpix?!??~~ Something's wrong with people these days.

Bunny: Sasuke, join me.
Sasuke: What will I receive if I join you?
Bunny: POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!
Sasuke: Sweet! what do I do?
Orochimaru: Sssssssssssssaaaaaaasssssssssukkkkkkeeeeeee-kkkuuuuuunnnn!
Sasuke: oh f***

Sono nantomo ienai sekushii na oshiri wo ore no kokan ni okittensukete rizumu ni awasete kosurinasai = Back that ass up.

#195 haku is cool

Rookie

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 11:40 PM

Yondy and Tsunade :thumbs:

#196 2954

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Posted 16 October 2006 - 12:41 AM

QUOTE (jigglychu @ Oct 15 2006, 06:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

QUOTE (NaruSaku fan @ Oct 15 2006, 02:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

SakuraxChiyo (the old baa-chan)

AHHHH!! *Gouges eyes out*

that...was disgustingly humorus.(i wonder how it went down

)

#197 Saku-chan

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Posted 16 October 2006 - 12:57 AM

XD Shino X Sunglasses
(Kudos to NaruSaku fan for posting that one!)

I did see fic with Manda X Oro-chan, Katsuyu X Tsunade, and Gama Bunta X Jiraiya... although now it does not seem so shocking with all of these others. (I have nothing to offer! :shamefulcry0js: )