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[Win-chan]

So I have the Official Naruto Character Data Book, and in it, it has all the characters' weights.

 

Can I just say... lolwut?

 

Kishimoto made everyone in this series a frickin stick according to their weights! I don't accept them as truth, but they're kinda funny. I'll put my judge on the weight. Tell me what you think if you feel like it. I'm just putting a few.

 

Naruto: 5'5, 112 pounds. I guess you've got no muscle, man. Nope, I'm gonna say 130. 

Sasuke: 5'6. 115 pounds. How about 135, 140? Sheesh. 

Kiba: 5'6, ALSO 115 pounds. He seems thicker than Sasuke, I'd say 140 at least.

Sakura: 5'4, 100 pounds. NO, JUST NO! SHE WOULD NOT WEIGH 100 POUNDS. NO. That's 30 pounds lighter than the ideal healthy weight for a 5'4 woman! I'd say 115, at least.

Hinata: 5'3, 99 POUNDS. No way. She's not even tiny! I mean, look at her chest! Boobs are heavy, man! Her "weight" defies physics! I'd say she's ACTUALLY 125, easily.

Shikamaru: 5'7, 118 pounds. He weighs less than me, lol... I'd say 130 at least

Ino: 5'4, 101 pounds. *facepalm* Why are all these girls so unrealistically thin? 

Tsunade: 5'4, 108 pounds. *double facepalm* I've said it once, I'll say it again: boobs are HEAVY. There is NO way Tsunade is only 108 pounds. 125. At LEAST. Probably more like 130. 

Konan: 5'6, 100 pounds. How does she not blow over in the wind? 120 AT LEAST.

Hidan: 5'9, 125 pounds. lolz. Try 150, that sounds more accurate. I mean, the dude's even got some abs!

Kisame; 6'4, 183 pounds. Wow. We have a sane weight. o.O

 

Anyway, just thought I'd share these ridiculous weights with you all! I even checked the ideal weights of people according to height and gender, and practically all of these were like, 10 or 15 pounds under the healthy range, which mean like 20 or 30 pounds under the ideal healthy weight. Now I know Kishimoto's Japanese and Japanese people are skinny and stuff... but THAT skinny?? Besides, they're ninjas, and ninjas are muscular. And anyway, he doesn't draw them to look Japanese. Hinata sure don't LOOK 99 pounds. But, it's funny to laugh at anyway

Edited by Win-chan, 16 August 2014 - 07:39 AM.

[Sedna]

Oh my gosh...Hinata-Hime's weight is unhealthy.

[Win-chan]

Tell me about it. 

[CloudMountainJuror]

Hinata 99 pounds... what?!

 

Don't get me wrong, he vast majority of these are iffy (only Kisame sounds like he could be accurate), but Hinata's really sticks out as horrendously inaccurate.

[Kyaerai]

Comeon, this is Naruto, ANYTHING is possible.

[Swagkura]

I guess that means I weight more than most of the people in Naruto...

[Raito]

Besides Hidan and Kisame, they are all pretty much shorter than me.  

[rikakim94]

So I have the Official Naruto Character Data Book, and in it, it has all the characters' weights.

 

Can I just say... lolwut?

 

Kishimoto made everyone in this series a frickin stick according to their weights! I don't accept them as truth, but they're kinda funny. I'll put my judge on the weight. Tell me what you think if you feel like it. I'm just putting a few.

 

Naruto: 5'5, 112 pounds. I guess you've got no muscle, man. Nope, I'm gonna say 130. 

Sasuke: 5'6. 115 pounds. How about 135, 140? Sheesh. 

Kiba: 5'6, ALSO 115 pounds. He seems thicker than Sasuke, I'd say 140 at least.

Sakura: 5'4, 100 pounds. NO, JUST NO! SHE WOULD NOT WEIGH 100 POUNDS. NO. That's 30 pounds lighter than the ideal healthy weight for a 5'4 woman! I'd say 115, at least.

Hinata: 5'3, 99 POUNDS. No way. She's not even tiny! I mean, look at her chest! Boobs are heavy, man! Her "weight" defies physics! I'd say she's ACTUALLY 125, easily.

Shikamaru: 5'7, 118 pounds. He weighs less than me, lol... I'd say 130 at least

Ino: 5'4, 101 pounds. *facepalm* Why are all these girls so unrealistically thin? 

Tsunade: 5'4, 108 pounds. *double facepalm* I've said it once, I'll say it again: boobs are HEAVY. There is NO way Tsunade is only 108 pounds. 125. At LEAST. Probably more like 130. 

Konan: 5'6, 100 pounds. How does she not blow over in the wind? 120 AT LEAST.

Hidan: 5'9, 125 pounds. lolz. Try 150, that sounds more accurate. I mean, the dude's even got some abs!

Kisame; 6'4, 183 pounds. Wow. We have a sane weight. o.O

 

Anyway, just thought I'd share these ridiculous weights with you all! I even checked the ideal weights of people according to height and gender, and practically all of these were like, 10 or 15 pounds under the healthy range, which mean like 20 or 30 pounds under the ideal healthy weight. Now I know Kishimoto's Japanese and Japanese people are skinny and stuff... but THAT skinny?? Besides, they're ninjas, and ninjas are muscular. And anyway, he doesn't draw them to look Japanese. Hinata sure don't LOOK 99 pounds. But, it's funny to laugh at anyway

 

You forgot choji is his weight accurate?  

[Win-chan]

I guess that means I weight more than most of the people in Naruto...

 

Me too...

 

You forgot choji is his weight accurate?  

 

Choji's weight is actually okay. He's 5'8 and 193 pounds. He's in the overweight category for his height. I just think it's sooo funny that all these men in Naruto are taller than me (I'm 5'1) and weigh less than me too, and I'm in the normal weight range for my height. According to Kishi's weights, pactically everyone in this story would be considered annorexic. 

[BakeNeko-Chan]

Besides Hidan and Kisame, they are all pretty much shorter than me.  

 

Lol, they're all taller than me, even Hinata.

[Raito]

 

Lol, they're all taller than me, even Hinata.

ehhh, really? 

Edited by Raito, 16 August 2014 - 07:51 PM.

[Heaven and Earth]

The fact that I'm taller than Naruto makes me happy for some reason

[BakeNeko-Chan]

ehhh, really? 

 

Yup. The shortest one on the list is Hinata and it says she's 5 feet, 3 inches, and I'm five foot nothing.  I sure don't weigh no 99 pounds either, I can tell you that. Something tells me Kishi didn't really think things through in giving the characters realistic weights at match up with their heights, not to mention muscle weighs more than fat and they're all ninjas...

[luffyq1]

The fact that I'm taller than Naruto makes me happy for some reason

Kisame is the only person taller than me

[dylanrivers10000]

how much is knonahamru

 

and naruto has abs have you seen the episodes

Edited by dylanrivers10000, 17 August 2014 - 09:27 PM.

[dylanrivers10000]

Comeon, this is Naruto, ANYTHING is possible.

even flyin pigs

[xxRomanceGirlxx]

@BakeNeko-Chan:

 

Lol. Every one of them are taller than me too. The closest to my height is Hinata, but she's still an inch taller than me.

 

I know, I'm very short.

Edited by xxRomanceGirlxx, 17 August 2014 - 11:56 PM.

[Lid]

Haha, Naruto needs to get some whey protein and bulk up. 

 

In all seriousness, I don't think too much thought was put into those. I mean Kisame is only at 183? With the way he looks he should be more than that. Adrian Peterson is 6'1" and weighs 217 pounds, Lebron James is 6'8" and weighs 250. I would figure Kisame is at least over 210.

[Win-chan]

Yeah, Kisame could probably be heavier, but I was surprised to find one weight that wasn't 15-30 pounds underweight, haha. I think 183 was around the ideal healthy weight for that height, but Kisame does look like a huge, muscular dude so he probably would be more around 200. 

 

@xxRomanceGirlxx:

 

Every single one of them is taller than me too I'm a shorty. But we're all taller than Granny Chiyo. She's like, 4'8 I think. 

Edited by Win-chan, 18 August 2014 - 02:22 AM.

[xxRomanceGirlxx]

What's funny is that even though I'm shorter, I weight more than almost all of them except Kisame and Hidan. The closest to my weight is Shikamaru and Sasuke ... I don't know why I find that so funny lol.

Edited by xxRomanceGirlxx, 18 August 2014 - 02:38 AM.